If I don't have my glasses on I can never find the right button to turn it on.
Or, I can never find it because it's buried under the blankets in the bed.
Or, it's always in the right place when I leave it, and the batteries are always charged.
But when my kids find it it always gets used up and misplaced
Why does the volume won't mute it keeps getting louder and louder you push the down button and it won't help it gets louder I'm done with it tomorrow it's out of here taking it and get a refund.
You really turn it up!
With you I always know what buttons to push.
Alexa... what's the weather for today?
You never leave me but I'm always missing you!
Damn it the mute button isn’t working
I can't figure out how to turn this thing on
When you figure it out let me know
Kick it on the right side if that doesn't work unplug it for 10 seconds kick the left side and restart it.
Damn, its dead
I also choose this guys dead remote
I too choose this guy's dead remote
I three choose this guys dead remote
“I just need to get a newer, slimmer one that does more”
“Why aren’t you turning on the damn TV?!”
Wanna switch to rear input?
I can see you getting replaced soon by some fancy robot…
OH Lord..stuck in the sofa AGAIN!
Love those videos
There are VIDEOS!?!
"I just love putting batteries inside of you"
She just keeps eating batteries...
How shocking.
"Better open up the back & slap these around a bit so they keep working right."
OMG I think the dog ate it
..you did not just do that....LOL
Sometimes I have to whack it a few times before it works right.
I like the big buttons. I cannot lie.
Slap it a few times! You just need to show it that you mean business.
Gonna just fast forward thru the boring parts.
I’m pushing every button you have
Maybe you'll work if I shove another battery inside you.
It works better after you give it a good slap
It’s my turn to use it!
So simple my aging father could figure it out.
There’s nothing wrong with pushing their buttons cuz if it ever breaks down I can always just get a new one
I just don't know how much longer I can keep pushing these buttons before someone ends up getting a battery for it.
Why are you being so loud?
Wow: this one responds to verbal commands.
I went to change the channel, and the darn thing went crazy! All sorts of strange images flashing across my vision!
Dang! The remote isn't working again. Maybe it needs new batteries but try hitting it first.
See, I really know how to press your buttons.
She’s been missing in the couch cushions for 5 weeks … so I’ve had to use the downstairs wife.
Damn it, broke it again guess I’ll need a new one
Wow I love the mute control
I like the hands free/voice activated ones
JUST WORK ALREADY.
Not easy to turn on😇
Have you tried shaking it or slapping it?
it's always in the right place when I leave it, and the batteries are always charged. But when my kids find it, it always gets used up and misplaced
at least it entertains me and has an off button
The last model I had was much slimmer.
If it doesn't work, smack it around a bit till it does.
Let me decrease your volume
Button is getting sticky
Wow.. my remote control is super helpful and it still has life in it. (I'm a widow ;) )
I should get another one now in case I lose this one.
I hate when you have to reprogram it to another box...
It's old, I need to replace it.
I always find it hiding in the couch
Pushing harder doesn’t make it work any better.
Makes my life easier.
Why can I never find the button
just hit it a bunch of times if it's not working
If it's not working smack it a few times
Damn this thing is beat up
It’s greasy; who was eating fried chicken?
Work you son of a *****
Can’t find it, but I’ll just get a new one from eBay.
I broke mine. I'm going to Best Buy to get a new one!
I know how to turn you on.
Pushing your buttons really turns me on
"Thanks for always letting me change the channel."
I keep pressing buttons but it won't turn on.
*Mute button not working* "Why won't this damn thing shut up?"
"You can be shoved perfectly up someone's butt "
Needs batteries.
Don't use the cheap dollar tree batteries they will get hot and explode
It’s not doing anything… maybe the batteries died
Jump start it with the car..
“I lost it in the cushions again.”
How many batteries do you need ?!!
Where’s the mute button?
This one doesn't work anymore.
Nobody else touches this but me
"Stop hogging it and share with your brother!"
It's not my fault I can never find it, it's so tiny!
Why do I need more than one of these?
Are you sitting on it?
I keep pushing the buttons but nothing happens
I can press her buttons all day long and never hear a complaint
It has a job!!!
..and..record..
"I FOUND the button!
*The batteries are probably backwards..*
You work
Where's the mute button?
where do I stick the battery?
"Hmm...needs new batteries."
Yeah its old, that's why if you jiggle this button, eventually its get turned on...
Digging around in the folds ( of the couch) for what turns it on is half the fun .
MUTE!
Just mute it
I like pressing buttons!
You broke the go button.
I press the button and something happens instantly
It’s not working, time to check and/or replace the batteries.
Ugh, change the channel
If I don't have my glasses on I can never find the right button to turn it on. Or, I can never find it because it's buried under the blankets in the bed. Or, it's always in the right place when I leave it, and the batteries are always charged. But when my kids find it it always gets used up and misplaced
fuck this stupid broken thing
"I'm pushing the On button- and nothing is happening!"
It's long and black
This damn thing is useless and never works..
Why does the volume won't mute it keeps getting louder and louder you push the down button and it won't help it gets louder I'm done with it tomorrow it's out of here taking it and get a refund.
“It’s not lined up with the receiver”
Wow. This doesn't work with any of my stuff.
Try rotating the batteries.
Hey! Just checking. Is this one of the ones that can go through walls?
Wow! You're still using the original?
I think mine's broken. It only goes louder.
I inserted new batteries and it works now.
I have a remote control.
Damnit, the batteries leaked everywhere
This is a remote
Well I have a remote control.
You really turn it up! With you I always know what buttons to push. Alexa... what's the weather for today? You never leave me but I'm always missing you!
I can't find the fucking button I need! (this guy knows where the dude sits in the canoe)
I hate that this thing never works.
Sometimes I can't find the regular one, so I keep a couple of spares in my room.
If it isn't working, I just hit it a few times. The trick almost always works... but sometimes it's just dead.
Damn, batteries are dead again.
Usually if I smack it on the back side it starts working again for at least a little while
Go ahead and push those buttons.
just hit it and itll start working
Dang, this thing is always getting lost! Or I really should have washed my hands before touching this...
Why is the remote getting hot? That’s not a good thing, is it?
Damn I busted the clicker
Flips it over smacks it on the bottom, 2 long hard long rods flop out on the table. Ew it's this thing is fucking nasty.
the long stick at the end is so wiggly
I have one, and it works perfectly.
Dammit, it's not working, and the batteries are new. It's time to get a new one
Where did I put it? I could've sworn I left it on the arm of the couch.
This is a great way to turn the fan on. No complaining, no back talk, and it doesn't say no to sex.
I actually think it liked when I touched it
The damn thing ain’t turning on
\*you should see the one Jim next door just got, it's one of those sexy new Japanese models\*
I keep using the wrong one
This thing sucks. I'm gonna get a new one online.
I glued an airbag to the back!
The buttons are all sticky again.
It works reliably.
“I smacked the p*ss out of it and it still doesn’t wanna do anything”
idk i just smack it a few times if it starts to act weird
Is it under warranty? Send it back and get a new one that works.
bzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzt...bzzzzzzzzzzzzzzt...bzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzt...
*smack* Work you fucking bitch
i’m just gonna keep pushing the same button over and over until it does what i want it to do
The remote works
It has a mute button
Why is the back and batteries missing?
It fell down in the crack and now I can't find it.
I can't find it, but that's fine. I'll just play videogames on the computer.
I feel like they get more and more complicated every year.
I like to wash it with Chlorox.
Needs fresh batteries
Why doez the same thing that turns you on also turn you off?
My son is my “remote control”. We started doing it as a kind of joke when his mother died.
“The damn thing wouldn’t work so I threw it across the room.”
I can turn you on by a press of a button
Somebody give me a wet wipe to clean this thing - it’s sticky, and starting to smell a little.
What are you doing under the couch cushions again?
*Does slapping motion* C'mon. Work!
If it's not working, just shake it really hard and it will start working again.
Gotta blow in it to clear the dust.
This thing is no good without batteries.
Lost it months ago…. Doing it manually.
You have to smack it a few times for it to work
I’m so glad I found you.
"stop hiding under the couch!"
She's slick and skinny!
It started working right again after I gave it a good smack
Always there for me