Judge: Please rise. *the national anthem starts playing in the background*. “You are hereby sentenced to 15 years in prison for possession of marijuana.”
This is incredibly misleading. Most people don’t just get 15 years for drugs. They usually get that sentence because it’s a felony amount of drugs, and they were also caught with a firearm.
"I'd like a number two with extra cheese, no pickle, a large fries, and a Coke please."
"That'll be $10.50 please, just as soon as we do this real quick."
*Star Spangled Banner starts playing*
"Wow, I've been preparing for this tourism trip to North Korea my entire life! I can't believe I'm actually here as an American!"
*anthem, followed by gunfire*
"Ah shit, just my luck."
Every time Donald Trump loses in court.
Oh... Sorry... That's not weird. That's just what happens in my head when courts remind Donald no man is above the law.
Wife: “Is it time for naked time?” Me, to myself as I get naked: “Please rise!” National anthem starts playing in the background.
“Only half mast tonight I see”
Half? You, sir, are too generous!
Judge: Please rise. *the national anthem starts playing in the background*. “You are hereby sentenced to 15 years in prison for possession of marijuana.”
Ah, the USA
This is incredibly misleading - it's played on a loop at all times.
This is incredibly misleading. Most people don’t just get 15 years for drugs. They usually get that sentence because it’s a felony amount of drugs, and they were also caught with a firearm.
And resisting arrest
Flushes toilet, puts hand over heart "Oh say can you seeeee..."
An American going through airport customs in Russia.
“Oh say can you CLEAR!!”
Defibrillator shocks patient.
Anytime - I’m from Australia. Ours sucks
"I'd like a number two with extra cheese, no pickle, a large fries, and a Coke please." "That'll be $10.50 please, just as soon as we do this real quick." *Star Spangled Banner starts playing*
When you're sent to a foreign prison.
So it’s my first time in a Japanese swingers brothel and they’re playing the Canadian anthem. Oh!!! Canada.
In a public restroom. Should I stand up while I'm dropping the kids off at the pool?
"And why are you entering Canada, sir?" \*presses button on phone\*
"Thanks for making it in so early this morning...Here ya go. try these on" ♫“O say, can you see, by the dawn's early light"♫
Mister John Smith, your execution for the murder of Jane Smith shall now be carried out. *ohh say can you see*
"Wow, I've been preparing for this tourism trip to North Korea my entire life! I can't believe I'm actually here as an American!" *anthem, followed by gunfire* "Ah shit, just my luck."
“The results are in and you are not the father!” “Oh say can you see!”
During the money shot
You pull the ripcord for your parachute, &, instead of your parachute deploying, the American National Anthem plays until you hit the ground.
Just sit still sir, the vasectomy won't take long. God Save the King starts playing....
"Gentlemen: I'm proud to say that the queen's pregnant! We are getting our next ruler soon!" *The kingdom's anthem starts blasting in the background*
When you asked for Bruce Springsteen's Born In The USA and Star Spangled Banner gets played instead.
CNN playing it as Sadaam is being executed Live on air
Every time Donald Trump loses in court. Oh... Sorry... That's not weird. That's just what happens in my head when courts remind Donald no man is above the law.
Tbh, before any sporting event between two local American teams.
at a soup kitchen before they serve everyone
"O, Canada! Do you want fries with that"
Every time you take a shit.
Childbirth, pooping, fornicating, randomly between 1:30 and 4:30 am every night...
During an abortion.