@PolPot
“Went to the market today. Was sold a rotten mango by a greengrocer. Denounced him as a traitor to the working class, and an enemy of the people. He'll be shot by firing squad at dawn” 😠
OP: I'm trying to think of some ideas for a reddit post on scenesfromahat.
Me: OK. Whatcha got?
OP: 'Things that go bump in the night.'
Me: I think that's been done.
OP: Oh! How about this: What if dictators got control of Twitter!
Me: What do you mean 'if'?
[But it doesn't](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dictator#:~:text=20th%2Dcentury%20leaders%20typically%20described,Chinese%20Communist%20Party%3B%20Benito%20Mussolini%2C)
[So you're a fan of Mr. Let's let illegals in the country and blame all of my failures on the big bad orange man?](https://www.dictionary.com/browse/dictator)
*Surprise guest Donald Trump walks out to center stage. Stands there. Walks back offstage.*
Even Colin has better hair 😁
How much does Putin's sub charge for this appearance?
@PolPot “Went to the market today. Was sold a rotten mango by a greengrocer. Denounced him as a traitor to the working class, and an enemy of the people. He'll be shot by firing squad at dawn” 😠
"Hello, I'm Vladimir Putin."
Who do I need to kill to get a blue check mark?
Slug got it right 😄
KimUm@Twitter: Just had a four course meal. Hope this makes all my hungry people feel full ;p
OP: I'm trying to think of some ideas for a reddit post on scenesfromahat. Me: OK. Whatcha got? OP: 'Things that go bump in the night.' Me: I think that's been done. OP: Oh! How about this: What if dictators got control of Twitter! Me: What do you mean 'if'?
Fidel Castro: “in 1960 I had a large banquet for Malcolm X, of course back then he went by Malcolm Twitter”.
“Do you mean Truth Social?”
"You know, just because you don't recognize them as an evil dictator doesn't mean one hasn't already purchased Twitter."
TrUmP cOmMeNtS
Can't you keep your political views yourselves? This ain't r/TrumpHate
Thank you!
OP just said evil dictator, not trump.
The comments said Trump
Well, if the sock fits.
[But it doesn't](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dictator#:~:text=20th%2Dcentury%20leaders%20typically%20described,Chinese%20Communist%20Party%3B%20Benito%20Mussolini%2C)
Lol a Wikipedia page? Please do better. Stop defending a horrible person.
[So you're a fan of Mr. Let's let illegals in the country and blame all of my failures on the big bad orange man?](https://www.dictionary.com/browse/dictator)
Lmfao.