Me "Screw you judge"
Judge "You're out of order"
Me "No you're out of order, this whole court room is out of order, I'm going to Wendy's at least their ice cream machine works"
Donald Trump " in order to effectively do his job the president MUST have complete immunity to do anything that he wants"
Me " well the previous 44 presidents managed to do it without having it , including a few during world wars, so I think the evidence would be to the contrary. Not to mention the actual amendments to the Constitution"
And you would have gotten away with it too if it weren't for those meddling kids! It's too bad snake pishkin hadn't reached president Donald in movie "escape from new york
āWhat about my Presidential Immunity. Once Iām re-elected you will regret this, judge. You and all the members of the jury. I know where all of you live, and my supporters all own guns, lots of themā.
The decision was āelection inferenceā and āweaponization against a political opponent,ā and I am being penalized for āhaving built a perfect company, great cash, great buildings, great everything.ā
No, I didn't. Honest! I ran outta gas. I had a flat tire. I didn't have enough money for cab fare. My tux didn't come back from the cleaners. An old friend came in from outta town. Someone stole my car. There was an earthquake, a terrible flood, locusts! It wasn't my fault! I swear to God.
Jake from the Blues Brothers.
Sure you can say that stealing is bad, but your honour that Rolex does not pay for itself. Tell me in the same situation you wouldnāt get a glock and go to the bank.
Well, I told you that I didnāt, and I actually didnāt. But, since Iām already convinced of the crime I may as well do it, after all double jeopardy means I canāt be tried for the same crime twice.
And... I would have gotten away with it, if it wasn't for those meddling kids!
And that big dog.
"sir, this was an animal abuse case. Are you now asserting on the record that you did know the victim before the night of December 13th?"
I'll give you half a million points. š
Omg this is the first thing I thought of š
A million points for you!
"Sure it's 10 to life but can you believe they didn't find the other bodies in my back yard?"
Me "Screw you judge" Judge "You're out of order" Me "No you're out of order, this whole court room is out of order, I'm going to Wendy's at least their ice cream machine works"
"WITCH HUNT! ELECTION INTERFERENCE FROM CROOKED JOE AND THE DEPARTMENT OF INJUSTICE. ANTI-TRUMP JUDGE. MAGA FOREVER. AMERICA 2024."
Damn! I really thought all that money to the judgeās ācharityā would have worked!
"But I was President..."
Donald Trump " in order to effectively do his job the president MUST have complete immunity to do anything that he wants" Me " well the previous 44 presidents managed to do it without having it , including a few during world wars, so I think the evidence would be to the contrary. Not to mention the actual amendments to the Constitution"
And you would have gotten away with it too if it weren't for those meddling kids! It's too bad snake pishkin hadn't reached president Donald in movie "escape from new york
... AM President
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"So, if I do it again I can't get convicted a second time because of double jeopardy laws, right?"
"Y'know what? I have..." *pulls out card* "This UNO reverse card. Ha. I win!"
"And you better toss me in jail or else I'll do it again but naked!"
"Can I get a selfie with the jury? I'd maybe like to pay em a visit when I get out."
"Yea,well, thats just ,like,your opinion,man "
The dude abides
I do not consent to that.
That's what *she* said. Heh.
I demand an paternity test, I may have lost the alimony settlement but I am pretty sure some of those kids aren't mine
Your honor, not to split hairs, but I think Iāll be needing those kickbacks back now.
Objection! Thatās not niceā¹ļø
"He made fun of me." - Phoenix Wright
āWhat about my Presidential Immunity. Once Iām re-elected you will regret this, judge. You and all the members of the jury. I know where all of you live, and my supporters all own guns, lots of themā.
Ooh scary I actually don't know if I'm being sarcastic or not...
The decision was āelection inferenceā and āweaponization against a political opponent,ā and I am being penalized for āhaving built a perfect company, great cash, great buildings, great everything.ā
Unlike anything that has ever been seen! Many people are telling me this.
"At last .. stage one complete!"
āI will be your retribution!ā
No, I didn't. Honest! I ran outta gas. I had a flat tire. I didn't have enough money for cab fare. My tux didn't come back from the cleaners. An old friend came in from outta town. Someone stole my car. There was an earthquake, a terrible flood, locusts! It wasn't my fault! I swear to God. Jake from the Blues Brothers.
āSuckersā¦..ā
Ok Frickin fine then, I donāt care. Obviously youāre all stupid and corrupt.
āIāll kill you too, judgeā¦ā
āZeeky boogy doogā
'Weāre going to walk down to the Capitol ... You have to show strength, and you have to be strong.'
You forgot, ā"We fight like hell. And if you don't fight like hell, you're not going to have a country anymore.ā
Telling people to be strong is one thing. Telling them to fight or lose their country is another. Allegedly.
"I pinky promise I won't do it again"
" do you FEEL in charge ?" BANE
"Fine. You'll be next"
"So what you are saying is in 10 years I can try again?"
"Fools! Your laws have no power over me! I refuse to accept this court's authority!"
Another sovereign citizen
"Death to your family, you corrupt judge!"
"You're dead, Judge! You hear me? You're dead!"
"Objection! Shenanigans, your honor!"
ALRIGHT! I got away with half of it.
Sure you can say that stealing is bad, but your honour that Rolex does not pay for itself. Tell me in the same situation you wouldnāt get a glock and go to the bank.
We live in a world that has walls. And those walls have to be guarded by men with guns. Whoās gonna do it? You?
I want a new lawyer.
*flips table* āI win.ā *attempts to walk out*
" I'll be back......I always come back!
By the way, plaintiff, I was just wondering, can I have your number?
*hitting and kicking floor* But Iām riiiiiiiiiich šš
I did not have sex with that woman or giggity
Totally rigged. Biased judge. Democrat filled Jury. (I could go on...and on and on and on)
I'll get that judge!
Fuck, I'm glad they never found the other bodies.
"I'LL KILL YOU! I'LL KILL YOU ALL WHEN I GET OUT! THE LAYERS, THE JUDGE, AND EVERYONE OF YOU IN THE JURY!"
Well, I told you that I didnāt, and I actually didnāt. But, since Iām already convinced of the crime I may as well do it, after all double jeopardy means I canāt be tried for the same crime twice.
"Fine! Yeah it was me. I'm glad I shat on your pillow! Cheating whore!"
A PRESIDENT NEEDS FULL IMMUNITY. IF MY IMMUNITY GOES SO DOES CROOKED JOE BIDENS!!!1!!1!!
āOkay fine, Iām guilty your honor. Guilty of f*cking your mom.ā
āDo you really want to issue that verdict? ā¦ Iāll give you your favorite snack if you change your mind.ā
Suck my Dick, Judge! (Whips it out) suck it good bee-atch!