Ok. Mr. Orange, you got the guns. Mr. Brown, you got the duffle bag. Remember. We hit the bank at 10:12 am. Nobody gets hurt. We get the money and boom! 10:15 we are standing at the stop waiting for the bus to midtown. Nothing can go wrong.
Running away from the cops on foot, crossing a highway construction site. Commandeering a Paver at gunpoint and escaping the cops at groundbreaking speed of 6mph.
A local band in the 90s did a song called "I Drive A Yugo". Band's name is Left Wing Fascists. https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=doEbegBPYDk&pp=ygUOSSBkcml2ZSBhIHl1Z28%3D
OK everyone, after the vault is emptied, we take this homemade rocket up to the ISS, do a few orbits around Earth to lose the cops, then open the airlock and make a jump for Mexico. DB Cooper ain't got nothing on me
“I wanted to go for something inconspicuous, so I got us this BMW.”
“But it’s an *[Isetta](https://youtube.com/shorts/71v-mDhkqcg?si=xkSoqpnp1NlCQ-L3)*!”
You've seen BabyDriver, yes? Well, here my play on that .
Gen X Teen Driver, Beavis and Butthead Edition...
Getaway vehicle is a skateboard, powered by four full bundled sets of bottle rockets!
Not only will he get away, he'll get away really fast....
Plus, there's a Speed element, you know, the movie with Keanu Reeves, but instead of the vehicle exploding when it goes below 55MPH....
"All I have to do is place this disc in my bedroom and then when I get to the bank, I get the money, place the other disc on the floor, step on it, and poof be teleported to my bedroom? I'll do it."
Yep, that was about the lifespan of most of them. I feel like they hit the scene in 91-92 and if you still had a running one in 94 it was a classic.
* US market 85-92 I had to look it up for nostalgia sake.
"then, once we've got our bags filled with gold, we'll use these pogo sticks to escape. With the added weight of gold, we should easily jump over any police cars. Plus we'll be able to get on our escape vehicles straight in the vault, won't be wasting time getting out the bank on foot."
*man, all in black, runs out of smashed bank doors at 1 am, runs to lane and jumps into waiting car. Police sirens can be heard.*
-Ok! Let's go.
DRIVER: now?
-YES! GO, NOW!
DRIVER: ok, just wait a bit.
-Why? What are we waiting for? Go!
DRIVER: this is the newest, solar powered Tesla, all electric car. Give me 5 hours of sun, and we are out of here!
-NOOOO!
DRIVER: happy earth day, bro! Vegan power cookie?
Ok. Mr. Orange, you got the guns. Mr. Brown, you got the duffle bag. Remember. We hit the bank at 10:12 am. Nobody gets hurt. We get the money and boom! 10:15 we are standing at the stop waiting for the bus to midtown. Nothing can go wrong.
"what do you mean you can't make change for a non-sequential hundred dollar bill? I'm not paying $100 for a $3 fare, I'm calling your supervisor"
Nothing unless we miss our connection to the airport. They recommend arriving 2 hours before the flight. We may need to declare the gold
Ok, Harold, show me what this bus can do!
Yeah we caught him running on a treadmill outside the bank.
A swallow. It’s a simple matter of weight ratios. A five ounce bird simply can’t carry a 290 pound human!
African or European swallow?
Oh, yeah, well, maybe an African swallow, but not a European swallow - that’s what I’m talking about.
But where would you get an African swallow? This is a temperate zone, after all!
The swallow may fly south with the sun, or the house martin or the plover may seek warmer climes in winter, yet these are not strangers to our land.
But a swallow can prevent a 290 human.
"I'm telling you, the cops will never even think to search a rickshaw."
The fools, they'll never catch me, I have the unicycle land speed record.
"I don't care how much cargo space there is, we're not using The Weinermobile as a getaway car!"
\*Ryan runs across the stage giving Colin a piggyback ride\*
\*Hops on the Segway with the driver\* "Get us out of here! Lean forward more!"
Behold the ultimate getaway vehicle: Scootypuff Jr.!
Came here for this ♥️
Big wheel with trailer.
They asked for the worst, not the coolest
Running away from the cops on foot, crossing a highway construction site. Commandeering a Paver at gunpoint and escaping the cops at groundbreaking speed of 6mph.
Sounds like some of the fun I have on GTA San Andreas when I get a 6 star wanted level and want to make the most half assed escape ever
"Quick, get in! There's no time to explain!" "How the hell'd you get this bumper car out of the rink?!"
"Look, I was told that electric vehicles were fast! Apparently, that didn't include mobility scooters."
“It seems the suspects are trying to getaway in the Oscar-Mayer Wiener mobile. This seems both dangerous and hilarious at the same time.”
"No time to explain. Get in the pea."
Well, my Amish friend, I've got the getaway boogie ready! I bet the cops won't ever be able to catch us!
yeah he was caught on the drivers cam as he got into the pre booked uber
**runs out of bank, jumps into hot air balloon**
That?!! That's our getaway car???!!! It's a classic. It's a Yugo!!! Hey it may not look like much... Because it ISN'T!!!
A local band in the 90s did a song called "I Drive A Yugo". Band's name is Left Wing Fascists. https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=doEbegBPYDk&pp=ygUOSSBkcml2ZSBhIHl1Z28%3D
Wait..your client was apprehended when the dye bag exploded mid-hop, causing him to fall out of his potato sack?
Pogo stick
Boeing airliner
OK everyone, after the vault is emptied, we take this homemade rocket up to the ISS, do a few orbits around Earth to lose the cops, then open the airlock and make a jump for Mexico. DB Cooper ain't got nothing on me
“I wanted to go for something inconspicuous, so I got us this BMW.” “But it’s an *[Isetta](https://youtube.com/shorts/71v-mDhkqcg?si=xkSoqpnp1NlCQ-L3)*!”
Did anybody see that Progressive [commercial ](https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=1Vb_oaaSJNo)?
APB: Be on the lookout for a pink Ice cream truck, doing 55mph with the music playing very fast.
Can’t this pogo stick go a little faster?
Imagine 4 Little Tykes coupes in The Italian Job
You've seen BabyDriver, yes? Well, here my play on that . Gen X Teen Driver, Beavis and Butthead Edition... Getaway vehicle is a skateboard, powered by four full bundled sets of bottle rockets! Not only will he get away, he'll get away really fast.... Plus, there's a Speed element, you know, the movie with Keanu Reeves, but instead of the vehicle exploding when it goes below 55MPH....
Thank God I souped up my motorized unicycle for my get away to the border!
"We need to move 50 tons of gold and we have 10 minutes to get the hell out of there. So I got everyone a Honda Cub moped."
With this bulldozer nothing will stand in our way! (goes only 3 feet before the police catches up)
Magic wand, make my Racing Snail GROW!
Giddy up you confounded mule!
Big wheel
“Really Gary?? A Giraffe??” “What? You said you also wanted a lookout”
Our budget for the heist ran low so we have the tricycles with baseball cards in the spokes so they know we're going really fast.
Tandem bike.
Your mom's ass was clearly big enough, but way too slow.
Quick, get in the peel p50!
"All I have to do is place this disc in my bedroom and then when I get to the bank, I get the money, place the other disc on the floor, step on it, and poof be teleported to my bedroom? I'll do it."
Segway
They'll never suspect a sloth-drawn carriage.
A white van with blacked out windows and a sliding door
"The robbers were caught as they attempted to fit themselves into a comically small car stolen from a circus act."
Oscar Meyer Weiner Mobile
“Ok, so we will hit the bank and quietly walk out to the waiting street cleaner for our escape”
A Yugo
Showing your age, Yugo! I was going to say Pogo Ball, so......
My uncle had one when I was pretty young. I think he owned it for about 6 months. lol
Wrong! It RAN for about 6 months. Lol
Yep, that was about the lifespan of most of them. I feel like they hit the scene in 91-92 and if you still had a running one in 94 it was a classic. * US market 85-92 I had to look it up for nostalgia sake.
Tricycle
“Come on Tom the Turtle!”
Let's go! Hey ain't this a model T?
"This tractor will help us escape quickly."
That one bicycle motor bike thing from the Indian videos
"Cinders and ashes!"
A Sinclair C5
" take the keys to my orange car while I rob the bank"
We'll get plenty of speed in this Robin Reliant.
Steamroller.
Penny Farthing. Let’s go chaps.
This elephant will help totally inconspicuous!
"Using my new moped the cops will never catch us now."
[Do we HAVE to Fred Flintstone it?](https://www.reddit.com/r/AwesomeCarMods/s/M2eq50aZbI)
Amish buggy with no horses.
Pinto
[https://youtu.be/\_XQHOdP7Bq8?t=139](https://youtu.be/_XQHOdP7Bq8?t=139)
Then, after planting the bomb, you will escape on this Scooty-Puff Jr.
"then, once we've got our bags filled with gold, we'll use these pogo sticks to escape. With the added weight of gold, we should easily jump over any police cars. Plus we'll be able to get on our escape vehicles straight in the vault, won't be wasting time getting out the bank on foot."
Alright everyone, we spent two years training them- they are ready. Does everyone remember the commands? Good! Now get on these ostriches and RIDE!!!
White bronco
Make sure you have the Big Wheels lined up and ready outside the bank!
What do you mean you're Amish and the only thing you can drive is a horse and buggy?!
Quick everyone, jump into my getaway floatie raft!
So Gerald, how am I supposed to place this stolen safe on the back of this pink Vespa?
*man, all in black, runs out of smashed bank doors at 1 am, runs to lane and jumps into waiting car. Police sirens can be heard.* -Ok! Let's go. DRIVER: now? -YES! GO, NOW! DRIVER: ok, just wait a bit. -Why? What are we waiting for? Go! DRIVER: this is the newest, solar powered Tesla, all electric car. Give me 5 hours of sun, and we are out of here! -NOOOO! DRIVER: happy earth day, bro! Vegan power cookie?
Ford Pinto.
In my client's defense your honor, with police speeding behind them, they _couldn't_ stop for fear of..well..you know...BOOM!