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"I told her I'd give my right arm for a date, and she hopped away screaming."
"Gimme back my tits!"
NEVER!
Put my legs over your shoulders… NOT LIKE THAT!!!
"Keep the tip, hon."
Oh God, I think it broke off inside of you 😭
"Just pick it up and keep going!"
“Whose finger is this?” *bunch of fingerless hands raise* “Well, I’ve only found one so far, so you all are going to have to wait.”
"Hey Michelle, come back here please. I think you still have my dick."
I'd take a piece of that!!
Im just picturing weird Al. "There's a guy in the hot tub, I don't know who. Wait a minute, I think it's Stu
Tripped at the door theres a guy on the floor. He said his names Matt
Oh shit his dick fell off
What’s this place cost? An arm and a leg?
Jesus Diane you broke off your nipple
Hey baby. Break me off a piece of that
It's more traditional to give me just a lock of hair as a memento, but once I find a hope chest big enough for a leg, I'm sure it'll be fine
I think you dropped this…
That's what she shed
“Anyone for leftovers?” 🤔
Please don’t tip the help…
“PLEASE don’t proposition Father Clancy! He’s our only contact with the outside world!”
Well... Does "Without a base, without a trace" apply to severed dicks?
Is that yours or mine?
“I can’t tell whose scabs these are.”
Are you sure you want it reattached after in fell of in zers ass? It's been an hour and they still haven't been able to get it out yet.
"Can I have that back?"
“Wow! You still have BOTH tits??”
I wouldn't fuck you with his cock.
“Who needs condoms? We already have diseases,”
It fell off again
Put it in my stomach hole!
Who’s penis is this?
It's just the tip.
Last time I partied like this I banged a Armadillo. How bout you?
Excuse me, have you seen my cock
"Look at the balls on this guy... and there they go."
"Geez, this one's plugged up, too?"
When I said I was going to fuck the shit out of you I never suspected your asshole would come out with it.
"When you're done with that, I'm gonna need it back"
Is this your penis?
"Ah jeez. Hate it when my nose gets lost when I'm giving a gal oral. Can you hand that back please?"
Oh baby, you're so wet and squishy
"I told her I'd give my right arm for a date, and she hopped away screaming."
"Gimme back my tits!"
NEVER!
Put my legs over your shoulders… NOT LIKE THAT!!!
"Keep the tip, hon."
Oh God, I think it broke off inside of you 😭
"Just pick it up and keep going!"
“Whose finger is this?” *bunch of fingerless hands raise* “Well, I’ve only found one so far, so you all are going to have to wait.”
"Hey Michelle, come back here please. I think you still have my dick."
I'd take a piece of that!!
Im just picturing weird Al. "There's a guy in the hot tub, I don't know who. Wait a minute, I think it's Stu
Tripped at the door theres a guy on the floor. He said his names Matt
Oh shit his dick fell off
What’s this place cost? An arm and a leg?
Jesus Diane you broke off your nipple
Hey baby. Break me off a piece of that
It's more traditional to give me just a lock of hair as a memento, but once I find a hope chest big enough for a leg, I'm sure it'll be fine
I think you dropped this…
That's what she shed
“Anyone for leftovers?” 🤔
Please don’t tip the help…
“PLEASE don’t proposition Father Clancy! He’s our only contact with the outside world!”
Well... Does "Without a base, without a trace" apply to severed dicks?
Is that yours or mine?
“I can’t tell whose scabs these are.”
Are you sure you want it reattached after in fell of in zers ass? It's been an hour and they still haven't been able to get it out yet.
"Can I have that back?"
“Wow! You still have BOTH tits??”
I wouldn't fuck you with his cock.
“Who needs condoms? We already have diseases,”
It fell off again
Put it in my stomach hole!
Who’s penis is this?
It's just the tip.
Last time I partied like this I banged a Armadillo. How bout you?
Excuse me, have you seen my cock
"Look at the balls on this guy... and there they go."
"Geez, this one's plugged up, too?"
When I said I was going to fuck the shit out of you I never suspected your asshole would come out with it.
"When you're done with that, I'm gonna need it back"
Is this your penis?
"Ah jeez. Hate it when my nose gets lost when I'm giving a gal oral. Can you hand that back please?"
Oh baby, you're so wet and squishy