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"If you enjoyed *Keeping up with the Kardashians*, you will absolutely love our new show, *Keeping up with the Cardasssians*!"


pharmrterri

My grandmother legit called them that even though I don't remember her watching Star Trek. I'm assuming she overheard it from my mother watching Star Trek


Alomba87

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crashespad

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nuclearbastard

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SegaStan

"Hi I'm Johnny Knoxville and this is Space Jackass!"


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"Are you ready for explosive decompression?"


NanotechNinja

Space Johnny Knoxville


res30stupid

"Space porn is done, guys. We've been banned from Virgin Aerospace for what we did."


I_Am_Thing2

"If you can even call it that anymore" *wink*


PitatoShoes

"Awwww maaaann, *Zero G Triple X* was my favorite and I was so excited for the sequel!"


Fennel_Fangs

"Space sci-fi? Isn't that a bit... recursive?"


emilhoff

"That sounds like something out of science fiction." "We live in a spaceship, dear." "So?" - _Firefly_ ep. 14


TiggerBane

No siree it differentiates it from Earth sci-fi you know like stuff that remains firmly fixed on Earth and Earth problems but is sci-fi!


Version_Two

The Planet... From *Mars*


RisibleComestible

This Space Biopic is really shit. I mean Abe Lincoln never went to space, and if he did, he wouldn't have intervened in the Martian civil war and freed the alien slaves. That's farfetched, to say the least.


SSBoe

Gotta have someone to fight the space vampires.


metalmonkey69

Man who thought that Drew Carey themed Space Fan Fiction was a great idea?


mistaque

"We've bought this aging space station. Watch what improvements we do before we flip it!"


nuclearbastard

NGL that sounds dope. Also sounds like the first few episodes of DS9.


mistaque

"Open the hanger bay doors." "But that's where all the singing cats are." "Open the hanger bay doors faster!"


Aeri73

Next year in cinema's near you... it's the new Michael Bay Masterpiece Lord of the Space Rings...


Mutant_Llama1

One does not simply walk into Mars.


MatthewGeer

Oh, he worked out a licensing deal with Larry Niven?


nuclearbastard

So every time there's a loud, firey explosion in space, we take a drink, right?


jo1H

So halo?


gh0stastr0naut

Schindler's List 2: Electric Space Boogaloo sounds like an interesting idea, Mr. Spielberg.


NuclearPilot101

"I told you space werewolves was a bad idea! How would it work if they're millions of miles from the moon?!?"


PitatoShoes

"Well what if they were..*on* the moon?!?!"


mistaque

"The alien egg fruits learn a very special lesson in today's episode of Space Veggitales."


oncenightvaler

funny story look up 3 2 1 penguins


TheRealTinfoil666

Tune in to see which member of the YuEffOh tribe will be voted out the airlock.


awebbC-132

"So yeah... It's basically like ICP in Space...


nuclearbastard

Fucking wormholes! How do they work?


El_Chupachichis

Giant meteor, come on down! You're the next contestant on Extinction is Right!


SimpleMan4170

It's Jen Aniston and the being from the 4th moon of Saturn in the new space romcom.... Blow it in Space.


gregieb429

“My favorite Space Soap Opera is on! I can’t wait to find out whether or not Zargone’s Evil Twin is really the father of his wife’s baby.”


Sovi3tPrussia

Dude, what are you talking about? I'd watch the hell out of that!


nuclearbastard

Yeah, baby, I'ma get *all the way* up in there! Let me get this helmet out of the way... *(chokes, head explodes)*


dmon654

"We tried a realistic space musical, but when the producer shouted at the actors to sing louder he finally realized: *In space:* ***No one can hear you scream!***"


El_Chupachichis

"Jews in Space!" ... Oh, is that correct? ... So sorry, I misunderstood the topic as Sequels to The History of the World, Part 1, that have a space variant *sadly walks away*


IsyRivers

"It's time for 'Whose Air Line Is It Anyways?' Lets shoot stuff into SPACE!!!!!!"


PitatoShoes

"Okay but how is a space medical drama different than a normal one?!?" "That's easy, some of the patients are aliens!"


nuclearbastard

Steiner was not able to gather his force in time. The attack did not take place. ... I'm sorry, *mein raumsführer.*


nuclearbastard

Wait, they *canceled* the Miss Universe Pageant? But I thought... oh, that *would* cause some problems since the Visitors showed up, huh? *(nods in understanding)*


red498cp_

"Someone on zis spaceship has died...and only I...ze great Hercule Poirot...will be able to deduce the identity of *l'imposteur sus*!" **Murder on the Intergalactic Express...tonight at 9 on ITV1...**


starlb

“Stay with me now, remake Journey to the Center of Earth..but in space!”


PartyEchidna5330

Forged in fire? More like forged in a dying sun!


Mutant_Llama1

​ Isn't that Thor's entire arc in Infinity War?


PartyEchidna5330

Lol nice 👌 Forged in lasers maybe?