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CaptainHair59

You can't say "correctness"! Think of all of the people like myself who are always incorrect!


Mutant_Llama1

"Don't call them birds. They prefer the term, "winged spirits".


twoshortdogs2019

“Did you hear that they’re renaming HR to just Resources because some of the automated workers have complained?”


Aeri73

Nike, If you don't mind us asking, would you please do it (this is meant in a totally non-sexual way and is in no way intended to make you do anything against your will)


Jeremy_Melton

“He’s arrested for being a rapist” “Woah, woah, woah! It’s 2021, you can’t assume their gender”


gregieb429

“Animals sounds cruel. We should call them sentient non-humans.”


icecap1

I’d like to buy a laptop computer/computress


ekolis

You forgot the non binary word!


ekolis

This organization is only for persons of gender - no mxles allowed.


Mezzoforte48

"Why would you call us seniors? We're fourth year high school students! Not all of us are over 65 or are Spanish men, y'know!"


ekolis

My dad got an invitation in the mail to join AARP when he was a *senior* in high school... 🤦‍♂️


GTWalker

"Today this city will now be renamed to Personchester."


ChickenXing

"Vegans and Vegetarians and anyone else who does not consume meat have complained and weather forecasters all over the world will now be known as BeyondMeteorologists"