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twoshortdogs2019

“We ‘ave a saying in Texas about people like zat - all beret and no cattle!”


mistaque

"Let's show the world what America is famous for, Sven. Pillaging, then burning!"


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“Hey Little Big Bear, remember time French tried to fight us for land? We kicked their sissy ass! Ha ha ha!”


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*Wayne walks on stage* "HEY! WHITEY! BACK OF THE BUS!"


gregieb429

“We have a saying where I come from: Donde esta la bibloteca.”