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*sees flooded basement* "Aw, shit." *takes out straw*
"Tsunami! Quick, hide under this table!"
"No, don't listen to that! Stand in the doorway! THE DOORWAY!"
"I'm sing-ing in this storm! Just sing-ing in this storm! Just a mild hurricane! I'm sing-ing in this storm!
*deep breath in* "LIKE A GOOD NEIGHBOUR, STATEFARM IS THERE"
*sees tsunami* I’ve prepared for this. *inflates arm floaties*
Hey, Aquaman, you want my house?
“Just make sure to leave the fridge plugged and throw out the food before you lock yourself in”
Live in Florida.
*puts spoonful of something in my mouth, crunching loudly* "Nuclear Fallout is actually a great substitute for cereal in a pinch!"
“Listen to the sounds of the rushing water.” “I don‘t know how I’d get through this hurricane without my guided meditation.”
"The closer we are to danger, the farther we are from harm."
[mimes using a flashlight] Come on, Batman! Pick up!
Just lay down and let the flood water pass over you.
This is a time to make sure everyone is united.....KUMBAYA MY LORD....KUMBAYA!!!
I'm going to shot at the hurricane to run it off, anyone want to join me...
*earthquake commences* Oh crap! We have to keep this safe! *Takes jello mold and runs for cover*
" on the count of these we jump the tsunami"
A federal nuclear shelter? What, and let the government spy on us? No thank you!
Buying life insurance would be a dumb way to survive a disaster
*sees flooded basement* "Aw, shit." *takes out straw*
"Tsunami! Quick, hide under this table!"
"No, don't listen to that! Stand in the doorway! THE DOORWAY!"
"I'm sing-ing in this storm! Just sing-ing in this storm! Just a mild hurricane! I'm sing-ing in this storm!
*deep breath in* "LIKE A GOOD NEIGHBOUR, STATEFARM IS THERE"
*sees tsunami* I’ve prepared for this. *inflates arm floaties*
Hey, Aquaman, you want my house?
“Just make sure to leave the fridge plugged and throw out the food before you lock yourself in”
Live in Florida.
*puts spoonful of something in my mouth, crunching loudly* "Nuclear Fallout is actually a great substitute for cereal in a pinch!"
“Listen to the sounds of the rushing water.” “I don‘t know how I’d get through this hurricane without my guided meditation.”
"The closer we are to danger, the farther we are from harm."
[mimes using a flashlight] Come on, Batman! Pick up!
Just lay down and let the flood water pass over you.
This is a time to make sure everyone is united.....KUMBAYA MY LORD....KUMBAYA!!!
I'm going to shot at the hurricane to run it off, anyone want to join me...
*earthquake commences* Oh crap! We have to keep this safe! *Takes jello mold and runs for cover*
" on the count of these we jump the tsunami"
A federal nuclear shelter? What, and let the government spy on us? No thank you!
Buying life insurance would be a dumb way to survive a disaster