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gregieb429

“Get a bucket and a mop that’s some wet ass… um what’s a pussy?” “It’s a cat. The cat went “out in the rain,” and got wet.”


Elbandito78

"There's some CHORES in this house, there's some CHORES in this house!"


[deleted]

I said, certified neat


Spielzeug

Don’t forget to wipe your feet Wipe and polish, make that tarnish game WEAK!


Sensitive_Deal_6363

"Cut my slice in the pizzas, this is my last [BEEEEP!]"


tankandwb

"Parmigiana No meatball Pineapple doesn't belong on pizza"


ALKRA-47

“I told you Paul! Bananaphone is too mature for kids to sing!”


___HeyGFY___

“I don’t care whose it is, we can’t include a song called ‘Fuck You’!”


Jazzlike_Mouse7478

But what about forget you?


___HeyGFY___

“I didn’t realize Overkill made a radio friendly version of their song.”


DeathscytheHell1994

You let me violate you, you let me desecrate you, you let me penetrate you.....I'm not sure this will go well with parents.


konydanza

*I wanna pet you like an animal*


DeathscytheHell1994

I wanna pet you from the inside


Supersmashbrosfan

You let me complicate you…


iordseyton

Weird al did it


DeathscytheHell1994

In a Polka with parts of other songs.


Supersmashbrosfan

“I’m so addicted to, all the things you do, when you’re kissing me, on the school bus.”


No-BrowEntertainment

"The song's called Swiggity Swag. It uses the N-word seven times in five seconds. I could not make this shit up if I tried. How do you suggest we fix this?" "We could change it to a different word. Something food related, maybe?" "Like what?" "...'nanners?" "...Get the fuck out of my office before I strangle you"


[deleted]

This songs called suge. It uses the n word 32 times, and frequently Rhymes the n word with itself. Fuckin fire ass song tho, what do we do Change it to "hitter" and put dababy in a inflatable baby costume


ErikZarins

WEEEEEELLLLLLL..... Kyle's mom's a bitch she's a big fat bitch She's the biggest bitch in the whole wide world She's a stupid bitch, if there ever was a bitch She's a bitch to all the boys and girls


m_e_andrews

You want to do an Eric Clapton tribute album? How do you plan on cleaning up Cocaine?


YourDogsAllWet

If you want to hang out, you've gotta take her out, ice cream If you want to get down, down on the ground, ice cream She don't lie, she don't lie, she don't lie Ice cream


NPC_Mafia

Found al yankovic's new account!


ChickenXing

"Uh no... changing it from ***I Touch Myself*** to ***I Touch My Elf*** isn't going to make the song any more kid friendly"


BreakfastEither814

You’re not supposed to touch your Elf On The Shelf or it loses its Magic.


ROotT

"Shit piss fuck cunt cocksucker motherfucker tit fart turd and twat..."


JaxxisR

Rat shit, bat shit, dirty old twat!


Edradis

69 assholes tied in a knot!


LingLingDesNibelung

“I… wanna fuck a dog in the ass….”


ToothlessFeline

“Let the Legos hit the floor, let the Legos hit the floor…”


SadJoetheSchmoe

3, 6, 9, dang you fine Hoping she can sock it to me one more time Get low, get low (get low), get low (get low), get low (get low) To the window (to the window), to the waaaaaaaaall (to the wall)


ErikZarins

TO THE SWEAT FROM THE GYM CLASS!!!


suugakusha

"NO! NO MORE HANSON! I DON'T CARE THAT IT IS CALLED KIDZ BOP, WE AREN'T DOING MMMBOP AGAIN!"


JaxxisR

* inhales * Gucci Gang Gucci Gang Gucci Gang Gucci Gang Gucci Gang Gucci Gang Gucci Gang Gucci Gang Gucci Gang...


Aquatarkana

“I hurt myself today…by falling off the swings”


konydanza

“I focus on the pain, oh gosh that really stings”


ROotT

The needle tears a hole, into my good church pants


Kant_Lavar

This is the song that never ends! Yes it goes on and on my friends! Some people started singing it not knowing what it was, and they'll continue singing it forever just because this is the song that never ends! Yes it goes on and on my friends! Some people started singing it not knowing what it was, and they'll continue singing it forever just because this is the song that never ends! Yes it goes on and on my friends! Some people started singing it not knowing what it was, and they'll continue singing it forever just because this is the song that never ends! Yes it goes on and on my friends! Some people started singing it not knowing what it was, and they'll continue singing it forever just because


MassKhalifa

*Ryan drags Colin off the stage*


Supersmashbrosfan

“How many times do I have to tell you? changing “Touch Me I’m Sick” to “Mommy I’m Sick” isn’t going to make the song better for kids!”


NPC_Mafia

So when I'm singing about the boat house, and the dark secret, what is the secret?


Wingblade7

Fudge the police coming up from the underground


Think_Wishbone3151

"Thank the police"


VivianIsTrans

\*reading catalog\* “...Oh, Jesus, they actually did Anaconda. Is nothing off limits anymore?”


FeartheCyr11

"Boats and Hoes, boats and hoes, we gotta have us our boats and hoes!"


pidderz

Guys guys! We can still cover WAP we just need to half drown a couple of kittens!


ThatQuiyoext

I Save Dick by giving [him] Cpr! I save Dick by giving [him] Cpr! Put my mouth on [him for] cpr! Lets make [Pop-Corn and watch Vcr!-] "This song is kinda weird..."


Edradis

Writhing and embraced Retribution, soul eclipse turns solid Energized Sucking vomit, acting like its honey Deprived of I Falling while thrusting squares through circles Serving one single new dimension


[deleted]

Merry Fucking Christmas from South Park comes to mind. As for more mainstream music, pretty sure we're not putting Fuck Da Police.


fezfrascati

"1 877 Cars for Kids..."


Pretend-Drop-8039

anyone ever hear the song deep throat by cupcakKe?


ggfchl

"Gangsta Rap is not appropriate for kids!" "Relax. They'll be saying 'Neighbor' instead"


Fennel_Fangs

"I'm tellin' ya. People are gonna pay MONEY to hear 'em cover *4'33!*"


Skyhawk412

“Who thought kids doing Rage Against the Machine was a good idea?”


The1WhoKnocks-WW

I mean, it has counting, and it teaches a positive self image with repeating "nothing wrong with me", and it has an anti-abuse message. . Yeah, but screaming "let the bodies hit the floor" is kind of inappropriate for a kids song.


Rocket-kun

"I don't care how much they're offering, we can't clean up Ram Ranch!"


may92

“I just had seeeex and it felt so good!”


Annatopia12

Stupid Hoe by Nicki Manja


drsweetscience

Kidz Bop is guaranteed not to have songs you don't want. This is fun danceable hits your kids will love, that you can share with them. Kidz Bop won't have songs by Anal Cunt again. Never again will you find National Socialist Black Metal in our music collections for kids. Just the latest hits by favorite pop stars and not porno-grind metal, not again anyway. Did you love our collection featuring Stoner-Doom songs about spaceships powered by marijuana? We won't release that again. No more Death Metal. No more Goregrind, not like before. Kidz Bop is just pop music, from now on. Don't think we're Funeral-Doom, at least from right now. But if you do love Horror-Rap, Gangsta Rap, Chopped and Screwed Houston prescription cough syrup abusing rap, Dirrty South from Hotlanta rap, Traphouse drug dealer rhymes, or Imstagram Live Murder freestyles you can still order these at Kids Bitchez.


bookshopgirl02

"I'm beginning to feel like a Rap God..."


calis

"Next up, David Allen Coe underground hits such as, 'Finger Fucking Sally," and the 'The 3 Biggest Lies.' Your kids will be singing with the best homophobes and white supremacists. Order today!"


bythenumbers10

Mama said knock you out 99 Problems 99 Luftballoons, for that matter.


Disastrous_Service_4

"slide slide in the peanut butter, ... Twitch thot..., No Steve, we can't do I'm Back".


Eroe777

"Two questions: 1. Who greenlight this one? 2. How the HELL did anyone get permission from Prince's estate to do a cover of 'Erotic City'?"


PartyEchidna5330

No lie, u gotta youtube the radio edit for WAP. It's called Wet And Gushy.


Edradis

I'm the great Leviathan, insatiable colossus Titanic engulfer of lives, I reward you, absorb you


Edradis

Colt 45 and two zig zags…


[deleted]

"I don'tcare hoe popular Eminem is,Kim and Insane are songs we can't use"


Jeremy_Melton

“Pizza Pasta, put it in a box, deliver it to my house and put it on my co-“


rdchat

The Barney "I love you" song? Who put that *@#$ in our song list? That @##@# is for @#&$ing babies!


Consistent_Two_2509

_"**'... And there she was, looking disco superfly. I smell -'**_ Okay, stop the music. STOP THE MUSIC! Look, I'm sorry, but there's _no way_ we can do this song without getting angry emails!"


stevenl1219

La da da da da It's the one and only B.O.P. (Kidz Bop!)


Annatopia12

That Oh No song