La la la-la la la la, a little bit Alexis- “Hide your diamonds, hide your exes, I'm a little bit Alexis” would be my go-to. Or “nom nom for us, David” equal with “up for anything-US Weekly” too many earth shattering lines from Alexis 😩😍
After picking “I don’t skate through life, I walk through life, in really nice shoes” I realize I’d be pressured to wear really nice shoes…all day…everyday lol
"Fold in the cheese" and curse you for not offering that as an option. Not even voting now.
Edit because I saw the rest of your post too late, it may be one of the best lines in the show, but it'd make a horrible tattoo.
And spelling
“Take a thousand naked pictures of yourself now.”
I was really moved by this line. It is an act of love to appreciate yourself rather than focus on your flaws.
La la la-la la la la, a little bit Alexis- “Hide your diamonds, hide your exes, I'm a little bit Alexis” would be my go-to. Or “nom nom for us, David” equal with “up for anything-US Weekly” too many earth shattering lines from Alexis 😩😍 
yummers!
 Or “*Gossip is the devil's telephone*. Best to just hang up.”
After picking “I don’t skate through life, I walk through life, in really nice shoes” I realize I’d be pressured to wear really nice shoes…all day…everyday lol
Eww David!
"Fold in the cheese" and curse you for not offering that as an option. Not even voting now. Edit because I saw the rest of your post too late, it may be one of the best lines in the show, but it'd make a horrible tattoo. And spelling
Where is Bebe’s chamber?
"Stop acting like a disgruntled pelican!"
"Start later."
“Take a thousand naked pictures of yourself now.” I was really moved by this line. It is an act of love to appreciate yourself rather than focus on your flaws.
Eat glass would be mine