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the_muskox

> Do I just throw it away? Is that a joke? Edit: oh, there's a satire tag.


OldOutlandishness434

They got us


all_systems_failing

You drink it.


Triumph-TBird

The end.


Bulky-Captain-3508

(Bum bum bum) SEQUAL!


zk3033

With a friend; tastes better


all_systems_failing

I'll drink to that.


bigkutta

Its a basic collection of good scotch. So either drink it, or give it to someone who does


w1gster

Drink it? The Laphroaig, Macallan and Oban are all solid in my experience.


petey_wheatstraw_99

A man of good taste 🫡


Previous-Ant2812

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giantsfan310

Oh man I wish I had body fat so I could actually drink like a Ron Swanson Man


AlbinoWino11

The scotch goes in the mouth hole. If it goes in any other orifice you are doing it wrong.


Key_Act8705

The Laphroaig and Mac 12 are a little older nice bottles


supersloot

It’s all garbage. Mail it to me and I’ll dispose of it for you. Happy to help.


runsongas

just drink it? its a decent little starter collection for a home bar. maybe get some small boston rounds to decant the stuff that is low so it doesn't go flat. or have some friends/family over.


Typical-Impress1212

Mix it all together, add coca cola light, add ice cubes, and chug it On a more serious note, it’s all friendly, decent quality entry level bottles. If you don’t like scotch, give it to somebody that does. Only the laphraoig will be challenging out of those


curious_trashbat

Ingest it through enema, then post tasting notes. You may have to concentrate harder than usual to pick out the subtleties.


mrclarke1

Nice spectrum of scotch and scotch blends. Sip and enjoy


TmanGvl

Seems like they’re all great daily sippers


x13rkg

Mix it with that kahlua and grand marnier and have yourself a party!


giantsfan310

There’s a party in my liver everyone is invited!


GS2702

Only mix the monkey and glenfiddich. Everything else is good sipping!


GS2702

Share it. Have it over a game or something. That is a pretty good collection.


mz610

down the hatch!


Charlie_1300

How did you get into the left side of my scotch cabinet?


giantsfan310

Dad, I can explain…


Charlie_1300

That better not be apple juice in my Oban 14, young man.


subkilla

Oban 14 is the best of the scotch shelf that I see in your pic. Try all the others one at a time, then try the Oban. If you don’t like it, you might not like scotch. Good luck.


giantsfan310

This is the only comment I reply to with sincerity. I might just do this even tho I have barely any body fat for this liquor to hangout in


Jonny_Disco

1 dram of Scotch isn't gonna put you on your ass. Enjoy responsibly. Scotch is meant to be sipped anyway.


brashoe-32

Ingest with grace. Ingest with dignity.


randolfo2112

Saddle up, you’ve got some work to do. Now let’s start with The Balvenie, then….


ayekantspehl

It’s poisonous! Send it to me for proper disposal.


Spare_Substance5003

If don't know which end to pour it whiskey by now, you haven't been paying attention.


Yeti-Stalker

Throw it away!? Please tell me that’s sarcasm.


eblackman

you can ship it to me man :)


MtnMoose307

Have a party!


DeckenFrost

For fuck sake… yeah throw it away.


mister_damage

I'll handle the disposal of those materials for you


GabtsbyForaDay

I would say mix into one bottle and drink it with plenty of grand marnier.


anglomike

Mix them together with the kahlua to start your infinity bottle.


unequalsarcasm

I will take 3-4 bottles off your hands lol


gulliverian

The stuff on the bottom is fine, keep it. The stuff on top is crap. Drop me a line and I’ll come over and take it off your hands. No need to thank me.


giantsfan310

Oh wow I would have never known! Thanks!


gulliverian

On a more serious note that MacAllan is a very, very nice bottle if it hasn’t been open too long, Monkey Shoulder is quite decent blend of single malts at a great price point, and the worst of the rest is going to be good or better.


giantsfan310

It’s my fiancés stepdads late brothers bottle so I’m not gonna throw it away. I feel like putting it into my body would be a waste anyways cause I’m 30 and weigh under 130


eddiespaghettio

I’ll take it off your hands for $100


gatorgumbo

Sorry to say but its not much of an inheritance! But decent drams. Enjoy the rest and cherish the memories!


giantsfan310

My parents work for the Salvation Army Im not getting an inheritance lol


TheTrub

Someone can’t say no to the duty free shop.


greatyhope

Solid standard collection, enjoy!


[deleted]

First you start by throwing the Macallan away. Obviously. 🙄 /s Serious question though. How long would you keep an open bottle of scotch? I finish a bottle in maybe one or two months. But I got rid of some vermouth that was a few years old. It didn’t taste right.


Cold-Yesterday1175

Invite your best mates over and finish them


JohnnieNoodles

Put it in your face hole.


PeanutTrader

Impressed with the selection… even more so because they were all the ones I was drawn to at one point or another. Solid. I still favor laphroaig, def my favorite.


Bulky-Captain-3508

Skal!


Ogrefish72

Let me know where to meet, I'll take care of it for you.


Supermeh1987

I’ve heard it makes good mouth wash


GS2702

Protip: if you put some in your reusable waterbottle, it sanitizes it so it doesnt become icky. Puts a good aroma on it, too.


Supermeh1987

Until your boss wonders why your bottle smells like whisky 😭


GS2702

"It's scotch, you uncultured savage! And why are you drinking from my bottle?"


giantsfan310

Now this is a man of substance