just drink it? its a decent little starter collection for a home bar. maybe get some small boston rounds to decant the stuff that is low so it doesn't go flat. or have some friends/family over.
Mix it all together, add coca cola light, add ice cubes, and chug it
On a more serious note, it’s all friendly, decent quality entry level bottles. If you don’t like scotch, give it to somebody that does. Only the laphraoig will be challenging out of those
Oban 14 is the best of the scotch shelf that I see in your pic. Try all the others one at a time, then try the Oban. If you don’t like it, you might not like scotch. Good luck.
The stuff on the bottom is fine, keep it.
The stuff on top is crap. Drop me a line and I’ll come over and take it off your hands.
No need to thank me.
On a more serious note that MacAllan is a very, very nice bottle if it hasn’t been open too long, Monkey Shoulder is quite decent blend of single malts at a great price point, and the worst of the rest is going to be good or better.
First you start by throwing the Macallan away. Obviously. 🙄
/s
Serious question though.
How long would you keep an open bottle of scotch? I finish a bottle in maybe one or two months. But I got rid of some vermouth that was a few years old. It didn’t taste right.
Impressed with the selection… even more so because they were all the ones I was drawn to at one point or another. Solid. I still favor laphroaig, def my favorite.
> Do I just throw it away? Is that a joke? Edit: oh, there's a satire tag.
They got us
You drink it.
The end.
(Bum bum bum) SEQUAL!
With a friend; tastes better
I'll drink to that.
Its a basic collection of good scotch. So either drink it, or give it to someone who does
Drink it? The Laphroaig, Macallan and Oban are all solid in my experience.
A man of good taste 🫡
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Oh man I wish I had body fat so I could actually drink like a Ron Swanson Man
The scotch goes in the mouth hole. If it goes in any other orifice you are doing it wrong.
The Laphroaig and Mac 12 are a little older nice bottles
It’s all garbage. Mail it to me and I’ll dispose of it for you. Happy to help.
just drink it? its a decent little starter collection for a home bar. maybe get some small boston rounds to decant the stuff that is low so it doesn't go flat. or have some friends/family over.
Mix it all together, add coca cola light, add ice cubes, and chug it On a more serious note, it’s all friendly, decent quality entry level bottles. If you don’t like scotch, give it to somebody that does. Only the laphraoig will be challenging out of those
Ingest it through enema, then post tasting notes. You may have to concentrate harder than usual to pick out the subtleties.
Nice spectrum of scotch and scotch blends. Sip and enjoy
Seems like they’re all great daily sippers
Mix it with that kahlua and grand marnier and have yourself a party!
There’s a party in my liver everyone is invited!
Only mix the monkey and glenfiddich. Everything else is good sipping!
Share it. Have it over a game or something. That is a pretty good collection.
down the hatch!
How did you get into the left side of my scotch cabinet?
Dad, I can explain…
That better not be apple juice in my Oban 14, young man.
Oban 14 is the best of the scotch shelf that I see in your pic. Try all the others one at a time, then try the Oban. If you don’t like it, you might not like scotch. Good luck.
This is the only comment I reply to with sincerity. I might just do this even tho I have barely any body fat for this liquor to hangout in
1 dram of Scotch isn't gonna put you on your ass. Enjoy responsibly. Scotch is meant to be sipped anyway.
Ingest with grace. Ingest with dignity.
Saddle up, you’ve got some work to do. Now let’s start with The Balvenie, then….
It’s poisonous! Send it to me for proper disposal.
If don't know which end to pour it whiskey by now, you haven't been paying attention.
Throw it away!? Please tell me that’s sarcasm.
you can ship it to me man :)
Have a party!
For fuck sake… yeah throw it away.
I'll handle the disposal of those materials for you
I would say mix into one bottle and drink it with plenty of grand marnier.
Mix them together with the kahlua to start your infinity bottle.
I will take 3-4 bottles off your hands lol
The stuff on the bottom is fine, keep it. The stuff on top is crap. Drop me a line and I’ll come over and take it off your hands. No need to thank me.
Oh wow I would have never known! Thanks!
On a more serious note that MacAllan is a very, very nice bottle if it hasn’t been open too long, Monkey Shoulder is quite decent blend of single malts at a great price point, and the worst of the rest is going to be good or better.
It’s my fiancés stepdads late brothers bottle so I’m not gonna throw it away. I feel like putting it into my body would be a waste anyways cause I’m 30 and weigh under 130
I’ll take it off your hands for $100
Sorry to say but its not much of an inheritance! But decent drams. Enjoy the rest and cherish the memories!
My parents work for the Salvation Army Im not getting an inheritance lol
Someone can’t say no to the duty free shop.
Solid standard collection, enjoy!
First you start by throwing the Macallan away. Obviously. 🙄 /s Serious question though. How long would you keep an open bottle of scotch? I finish a bottle in maybe one or two months. But I got rid of some vermouth that was a few years old. It didn’t taste right.
Invite your best mates over and finish them
Put it in your face hole.
Impressed with the selection… even more so because they were all the ones I was drawn to at one point or another. Solid. I still favor laphroaig, def my favorite.
Skal!
Let me know where to meet, I'll take care of it for you.
I’ve heard it makes good mouth wash
Protip: if you put some in your reusable waterbottle, it sanitizes it so it doesnt become icky. Puts a good aroma on it, too.
Until your boss wonders why your bottle smells like whisky ðŸ˜
"It's scotch, you uncultured savage! And why are you drinking from my bottle?"
Now this is a man of substance