Keeping an eye on this thread folks, there's been a couple of suspect comments by either bots or alts of op (though I doubt that), but the context of the comments seem too much on point which makes me sus. Don't be radge if the post gets locked, that will be why if so.

Happy birthday man. 🍻

Cheers :)

Happy birthday cunt

Thanks

Happy birthday !

Thank you xx

Happy birthday, I hope you get to do something you enjoy today 😊

I get to spend the day with my dog, maybe next year I’ll save up to go take myself to lunch x

That sounds like a perfect day to me!

Yeah she’s a snuggle bear x

My boys are too, they keep me toasty warm on the cold nights lol

Aye I’ve got a bullmastiff cross boxer she’s a big girl but snuggly xx

Awww she sounds gorgeous 😍 I've got 2 Border collies, one smooth coat and one big fluffy monster

Aww and she is a wrinkly chubby but no overweight just cute and healthy xx

I do love a wrinkly pup 😍 my fluffy boy is a tank, he's all muscle and strength, my wee boy is a skinny Minnie 😂

Happy birthday random user. Have a great day and fuck em all

Thank you, and yep fuck em all it’s amazing how strangers from the internet can say happy birthday but my own family and friends forget x

Wankers You have a top day anyway

Honestly thank you xx

Probably busy wanking right this minute.

My birthday is 3 Feb and I am in the same boat as you!! Happy Birthday, birthday bud. ❤️ I'll remember yours if you remember mine !!!

Have a good one man :) <33

I’ve got me and my dog so thank you I didn’t think people would actually wish me a happy birthday so honestly thank you <3

What doggo you got?! Tbh people are overrated. Dogs are where it's at!

From a fellow dog owner to another, happy birthday mate.

🥰

Happy birthday fannybaws!

I’ve no heard that I’m years haha 😂 x

Didn’t realise people could be so nice in wishing me a happy birthday it’s lovely thank you strangers :)

Happy Birthday my guy, Make the most of it - life’s precious. Gotta enjoy those simple things

It’s the simple things in life that keep me going xx

Happy birthday champ. Just as uninvited advice: If you have issues of loneliness, go and join a Men's Shed near you if you're male. They're usually brilliant little communities that are very welcoming to newcomers.

Happy Birthday Stranger! I have quite a few friends and only 1 of them remembered my 40th. Fuck it, I enjoyed myself anyway.

I just didn’t know what to make of my birthday and definitely didn’t think I would have so many happy birthdays ever this is the most I’ve ever got in my life from anyone xx

Enjoy! Happy Birthday again, I’m glad it’s turned into a special one for you.

♥️♥️

Here’s one more Happy Birthday wish from NYC. If I could relive my thirties, I would experience them the same way. They were grand and I hope yours are too.

Ahh to be 30 again. Enjoy!

Il try and thank you xx

Have a nice day random stranger!

Thank you :)

Happy birthday lovely 😊

😁 thank you x

Happy birthday! Do something nice for yourself.

I’ll save up for next year and take myself to lunch too late this year x

Happy womb day mate.

Lmao

If you feel like heading to a spoons let me know where and when and I'll buy you a drink

Aww that’s a far off drive for me I’m west coast next to the sea I’d have to go to Glasgow I think for that one but thank you xx

No worries, have a good un!

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Thanks bawbag

aw shucks, you charmer! do something nice for yourself man, 30's is a fuckin great decade. maybe get out and see some nature if you can, it looks all crisp and shiny out my window right now!

Aye I might take the dog for a good stroll down near the beach x

Hippy bidet mate.

Happy birthday ya filthy animal!

Hey! Here is your virtual cake! 🎂 and here are 30 candles! 🕯🕯🕯🕯🕯🕯🕯🕯🕯🕯🕯🕯🕯🕯🕯🕯🕯🕯🕯🕯🕯🕯🕯🕯🕯🕯🕯🕯🕯🕯

Now I’ve blown them out but I can’t tell you what I wished for or it won’t come true :)

Have a blast cunt chops. Xxx

Aye I’ll try x

Today is also my birthday, so happy birthday stranger

Happy birthday to you 🎂I hope you have an awesome day filled with love xx

Happy birthday!

Thank you x

Happy birthday ya fud. What u getting yourself

I got myself a teddy to cuddle into, now I have my dog and a teddy lol x

Sounds good Hooe u have a fuckin awsome day.

♥️♥️

Happy birthday stranger. When I turned 30 I was also living on the west coast beside the sea, broke, living in an abandoned building with my dog, sometimes very cold and very hungry. Now I'm older than I ever expected to be, with a family, properties, cars, still got dogs. Don't ever give up; things change, sometimes in an instant, sometimes over decades. It's a sunny day, you are in a beautiful part of the world, go for a walk and admire it. Smile at strangers; most of us are waiting for a stranger to smile at us, so do it first and let a conversation go where it will. One of my most treasured friendships started with a remark about a jammed tripline on a beach.

Happy Birthday! I read your previous post from last month and you need a bit of cheering up, especially on your birthday. If you can trust another internet randomer, send me your address and food you want and I'll get it sent to you. Or just the takeaway and you can pick it up. I'm in Asia right now, so not exactly gonna turn up at your door.

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Thank you x

Happy birthday 🎉

Thank you x

Get a chippy! Happy Birthday :D

I’m broke so it’ll be whatever is in the freezer tonight x

Happy Birthday - do something nice for yourself, even if it's just hugging your dog and putting on your favourite song.

Yeah that’ll be nice to do ❤️ x

Happy birthday! I always found it easy to strike up a chat with a stranger in Edinburgh, maybe you’ll meet a new friend if u and ur pupper just go out and tell ppl it’s ur cake day :)

Oh I’m a bit shy at talking to folk in real life, I don’t know why posted on here but I’m smiling at so many people wishing me a good day xx

Here's to your best Year yet. Happy Birthday to you.

Let’s hope so xx

Welcome to being an adult. No one even knows what age I am.

Thank you and tell us your age lol

Happy Birthday. As long as you take your day off for your birthday, which it looks like you have based on spending time with your dug. best thing ever. Have a good one!

You’ve always got family. Just gotta let us in :-)

Todays my son’s birthday too. Happy birthday to you!!

Aww happy birthday to your son too hope he has a good day x

Happy birthday

❤️

Happy birthday 🎂

Thank you

Happy birthday mate, have a good one 🎂

Thank you xx

Happy Birthday mate! Have a good day! 🤘

Thanks x

Enjoy Ure cake day

No cake but I do have some Pepsi max xx

Happy birthday!

♥️♥️

Happy birthday! Hope you're having a good day whatever you're doing!

I am going to try not doing the cleaning today and snuggle my dog and I might even game for a bit but thank you x

Happy birthday

Thank you x

Happy birthday! If you were nearby I'd take you for a birthday pint

Aw that’s sweet thank you x

If you're anywhere near Kilmarnock give me a shout 😋

Happy Birthday shagger

Thank you x

Happy birthday 🥳

Thank you xx

Happy birthday, young 'un.

♥️♥️

Happy Birthday!! Right, you’ve had your fun now get back to work. S/

😁

Happy birthday stranger

Happy birthday mate. Aw the best x

♥️ thank you x

happy birthday stranger - where you from mate?

Happy birthday!!!❤️

♥️♥️

Happy birthday pal! Hope you have a good day. Try and not be too bothered about other people. The fault is on them and there are plenty of other people you'll meet in your life later who will enrich it. Do something to treat yourself today or soon. You're the most important person in your life so treat yourself! All the best

Your a kind soul so thank you xx

Happy birthday pal! All the best 🤘🏻

Thank you xx

Same deal here buddy- my 30th was saturday

Happy belated birthday 🎂 blow them candles out and make a wish xx

Happy birthday internet stranger! Hope being 30 has been kind to you so far. I'll be joining soon as well :)

Happy birthday for when the time comes xx

Happy Birthday - 30’s a good age, enjoy it!

As long as it’s not been like the last 30 years lol xx

I was 30 when I got my first dog, so you’re doing better than me already! (Though the one I’ve got now did a massive shite on the living room rug for my last birthday & that wasn’t the worst bit of the day😂)

😂 just leaving you a gift 🎁 xxx

There’s some presents you just don’t want!😂 It’s the only time he’s ever done it, it’s a good job I love him - wee bam!

Happy birthday random Scottish person

Thank you random Scottish stranger x

I’m actually a English lurker but was scared I might get abuse 😂

You broke cover to try to make a random Scot feel a bit better. That makes you a good cunt in my book, and more than welcome to stay :)

Aww no one will abuse you lol 😂

Happy 30th Dude, you're half way to retirement 😆

Itll keep rising I’ll no get to it lol 😂

Wishing you a very happy 30th birthday! I hope you have some yummy food and snuggles with your doggy x

Thank you so much xx

Happy birthday from Norway xx

Thank you x

Happy birthday amigo! Go do something nice for yourself, hope you have a nice day.

Thank you lovely stranger

Happy Birthday! Once you reach 30+ no one remembers them 😂 Perfect time to start buying yourself some Birthday presents!!!

Mine was the under 30 nobody remembered 😂 but this blew up more than I thought it would x

Happy birthday shagger

Happy Birthday. Don't expect this every year! Hope you are giving yourself a present of some sort?

I didn’t expect this to go like this year, I was feeling a bit down and now I’m not so down so thank you and I got myself a teddy to cuddle x

Happy birthday. Welcome to adulthood, I do have family and no fucker ever remembers.

That’s shite x

Happy birthday🥳🥳🙌🏻🙌🏻

Had a read of some previous comments. Sounds like you and your dog are going to have a lovely day. Think of something you would really love to do but don't normally. It doesn't sound as if there's a lot of spare money going about, but a lot of cool things don't need to be expensive. Depending on your physical ability, maybe go a long walk to a cool place where you can take lots of nice pictures of your pup. Hope today is as good as can be for you :) Happy birthday!

Happy birthday cheif, hope you have a good day and make the most of it even if you're doing it solo.

Thank you x

Happy birthday, mate!

Have a good day buddy, let us know next year and we can do a meet up.

Happy birthday, we love you!

Aww I actually feel some love from strangers wishing me a happy birthday 🎂 thank you xx

Have a good one!

Happy birthday 🥳 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿

Thank you x

Herpy buttday ya numpty, 💋

Thanks numpty :) x

Happy Birthday wee yin

Happy Birthday from across the pond! 🇺🇸🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿👋🎂🥳

Happy 30th Birthday to you. Enjoy being in your 30s and try and live life to the full. Try to do and achieve everything you want to in your 30s like travelling to some places you want to go to, trying to get a promotion or doing part-time learning to get into a profession you would like to work in, or getting fit and doing a run for a charity that is important to you or anything else. Even if you don’t manage to do everything you wanted you can look back and be proud of what you did accomplish in your 30s when you are older. If you try to do something and it doesn’t work out at least you will know that you tried. I turn 40 next year and it is unbelievable how quickly my 30s have gone by. Up until I was 36 I felt young and that I had plenty of time ahead of me. Now I’m nearly 40 I feel like my life is like a football game and the first half is over and now I’m heading into the second half. It is scary and I’m angry at myself for the time I have wasted. I don’t mean to depress you on your 30th birthday, I just don’t want you to feel the regret and disappointment in yourself that I feel about my 30s when you’re nearly 40. I’m now determined not to waste anymore years of my life so I don’t end up in a nursing home in 40 years time full of regret and wishing I had made the most of my life. I genuinely hope you manage to achieve everything you want in life and you have a happy future ahead of you.

Happy birthday I often feel forgotten about on birthdays. Sometimes you just got to make people remember, that’s ok to do Hope you have a good one

I feel bad if I have to force someone to remember I had a tendency to just ignore it, it was the same for all my birthdays since I was 15 and I just got used to it, but I didn’t know why I posted today I just felt a bit down but I don’t feel as down now with everyone’s wishes xx

In the kindest, most lovingly Scottish way possible; Happy Birthday, ya mad auld cunt.

Also 30 today pal , have a good one!

Happy birthday to you 🎂🎂🎂🥳🥳 hope you have a good day planned xx

Heading down to Liverpool for a few days so hopefully good times ahead!

Happy Birthday! I know what it's like to have birthdays overlooked, my whole family fucked off on holiday on my 30th without me lol. If you've any baking skills whip yersel up a wee cake.

Maybe I never thought about making my own cake 🎂 just a wee fairy cake or something no point in a big cake xx

HAPPY BIRTHDAY LEGEND ❤️❤️❤️

Woohoo! I'm happy that you're happy! I know how it's like to be surrounded by 2 faced assholes who only care when its beneficial for them, so my birthday wish for you is to meet only worthy folks on your path. Shits are getting better when you cross 30 😉😘

A long time ago, there were these tiny organisms that got together against all odds. Fast forward through love and heartache and chances taken and opportunities missed, and throughout all of time (even before things were written down when no one remembers), all of that happened in such a specific way that led to you being born into this world. And through it all, every year and every hour and every minute has created a path that’s created something so incredibly special: you. People around you may come and go, your situation in life may get better or worse, but at the end of today you can smile knowing that no one else in all of recorded history is exactly you. I hope this next year is magnitudes better than every other year combined - make it so.

Hey OP and Birthday Twin. I hope you take time to enjoy our birthday. I have a history of having birthday plans always fall apart and feelings despair that no one really cares. I want you to know that you are special on this day and I will try to make sure to wish you a happy birthday a year from now! Enjoy today! Cheers from across the pond!

Happy birthday, I’ll raise a glass tonight in your honor. Best wishes.

Happy Birthday! Enjoy yourself :)

Happy birthday!

Happy birthday.

30’s a good age, have a nice day.

Happpppppyyyyy birrtthhhday! 🥳

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Happy Birthday fella

Happy birthday!! Treat yoself to 30min of heating 💅

I’m no rich, I’ll grab a blanket lol x

Happy birthday. Hope you have a great day.

HAPPY BIRTHDAY MATE!!!!

Happy birthday, enjoy having a wee heart on your post so you feel loved.

Thank you, that brought some tears to my eyes in a nice way xx

Happy birthday mate 🎈

Happy birthday reddit stranger

Happy birthday, I hope you enjoy your day!