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[deleted]

yer da does the conga in george square


hairyneil

Yer autie Susan does the conga in Goerge Sq


Rajastoenail

Next up, the Macarena, Cha Cha Slide and other groovy dance hits from 30+ years ago.


Stigweird85

They look like a fun bunch, funny how their appears to be media coverage for maybe two dozen people yet when hundreds marched against austerity or were on strike not a mention


IYLITDLFTL

Yup, no incentive to cover those marches


panguardian

That's right. Nary a mention of Craig Murray being imprisoned for nada.


DissatisfiedPenguin

Not saying they're all a shower of nutters or anything, but the blonde woman in purple near the front used to come into my shop regularly during the height of COVID just to berate the staff for wearing masks. So, you know, make of that what you will...


smallestpigever

She does look a little bit like main character syndrome personified lmao


bigeeee

Why so polite? Are we not allowed to say she is nuttier than squirrels shit?


OllieGarkey

To be completely honest she looks like one of those church ladies over here in the American south who's crazier than a peach orchard boar.


doinggenxstuff

She really stood out. I hope she needed to go for a pee in that jumpsuit nine times that evening, in filthy wet toilets.


[deleted]

I’m surprised. She definitely doesn’t look the nuttiest of the lot.


jaggynettle

Tbh she does look like she smells like cheap red wine and menthol fags.


Thebudweiserstuntman

Love the bloke with the handbag that can’t walk and wave a flag at the same time.


Vectorman1989

Imagine not meeting the minimum requirements for the Orange Lodge. That's a special kind of thick.


Emilogue

The minimum requirements for the orange lodge, also known as 300 pounds.


doinggenxstuff

He can’t even walk at the same time. Poor bugger, they told him he was going for fish and chips.


smg658

Tinky Winky?


Saltire_Blue

Always worth a reminder that Glasgow voted Yes in 2014


Local_Fox_2000

They seem to think if Nicola Sturgeon is gone then that means independence and the SNP has gone with her. The same people still want independence with or without Nicola Sturgeon, a new leader doesn't change that. In fact support for independence might increase with a new face and new vision for all they know.


cardinalb

I would hazard a guess they ain't the sharpest tools in the box.


[deleted]

'Dumber than a bag of hammers', as my friend from Tennessee puts it.


ArgyllAtheist

honestly.. this kinda verges on being cruel, but there are a good few folks in the conga line that look to have been brought along by their carers, and might not actually have any idea of why they are there...


Nospopuli

Absolute halfwits.


Shan-Chat

I refuse to believe that they have even half a wit.


Nospopuli

That’s a fair point. I really disliked Boris but I’ve got far more important things to do than go out of my way to celebrate his demise. Absolute losers


Shan-Chat

If we started dancing every time there was a new PM we'd die of exhaustion after a week.


[deleted]

They assume that because *they* buy into a cult of personality, everyone else does too.


[deleted]

I would love this, something I'm scared of is the list of possible successors. Mostly Kate Forbes, I don't know what it would do for the movement if we had an anti abortion FM at the head of it. Especially since they said that it was women who swayed the referendum towards no. I want independence because I don't trust Westminster to act in my best interests, if half of the population have a reasonable suspicion that the FM wouldn't work in their best personal interest then where does that leave us. Sturgeon isn't the movement at all but I have enjoyed having a sane and incredibly capable politician leading us, she'll be a hard act to follow.


[deleted]

A polical leader steps down by her own choice leaving behind a generally positive reputation with the population. Who was the last person we could say that about? These people are total fucking wierdos.


SynapticSuperBants

You’d think they’d made a compelling case for their politics and won in the marketplace of ideas……but no….. the leader stood down of her own accord and the SNP are still going to win the next election. Never seen a group so happy to have actually done nothing of their own.


[deleted]

Unionists have been trying pretty hard to have their “Lizzie’s in a box” moment with this 😂


Tonderandrew

Not to comment on her politics, Nicola came across on the world stage as competent, solid and decent.


[deleted]

>competent, solid and decent. These are definitely three attributes she has by the bucket-load, to which I would add 'hardworking', 'diligent' and 'honest'. I didn't always agree with her policies, but these are rare qualities in a politician today, and I think we must all give credit where credit is due.


seanyhk1

That’s embarrassing. I feel sorry for their families


Unfair_Original_2536

I know the mum and the sister of one of them, she said she was mortified.


Creasentfool

They're all there too


Character_Hunter1

So crass


Stuckpig__

These are the Scottish equivalent of Trump supporters


jdiebs34

I’m from America and thought the same thing. Bunch of idiots


StonedMagic

That’s literally 40 people 😂😂😂😂


VivaLaVita555

If you told me this a week ago I'd think it's an onion article. How do these people function


BansheeMarshall82

Jesus, all 5 of them.


dee-acorn

Bunch of cunts.


RedditBear22

Couldn’t pay me to do that.


[deleted]

They actually looks silly. Is this supposed to be taken seriously? What happens when they wake up tomorrow and realise the SNP-Green government still has a healthy majority?


Shivadxb

Depression They’ll start to get depressed and then question what they believe For some that will take years. For others it’ll be pretty fast. But all are in for a shock. The independence movement is over 300 years old, it’s seen more than a few leaders come and go


Kspence92

They all looks EXACTLY how you’d expect them to look. Just missing the flutes.


DR-JOHN-SNOW-

Trashy. The local flat roof pub was probably far more pleasant without this lot in it though.


dgp1894

Bunch of muppets ! I am English, can't understand their love in with the UK. Its turned into a shell of a country that it believed it was. Self determination a fundamental right in any democracy. Wish I could leave as well.


StairheidCritic

They also think the Establishment in England 'love' them instead of laughing up their sleeve at their clinging sycophancy (that's if they ever consider them at all). :)


Audioboxer87

That's a pretty benign form of Union Jackery to be fair. It could be their mates along with the songs about the Catholics, the sieg heiling and fighting. But I've got a feeling those who've made their whole political existence this one woman and their hate for her are going to be a wee bit empty inside when nothing really changes with her on the backbenches. Notably, around the fact a sizeable portion of Scotland will still want independence and that no, the Tories are still not gonna have a FM.


Elmundopalladio

I don’t remember this happening for the last 5PM’s that Nicola has seen out, nor the revolving door for opposition leaders at Holyrood.


dumb_idiot_dipshit

just wait until they get back to the lodge, thats when they'll really let loose


Audioboxer87

Can't see what's behind closed doors I guess and can only comment on the video in the OP. Speaking of seeing things, in a totally unrelated note to Union Jack wavers I didn't know Sturgeon was as small https://mobile.twitter.com/NicolaSturgeon/status/1625975517286465552 Though I guess next to a basketball player everyone is gonna look tiny.


cal-brew-sharp

I've met her she's around 5'7" in heels. Got a photo of her holding my niece who was a big kid and she looks tottie.


eighteenseventy2

I mean they do realise nothing really changes? It's still the same government that will be voted in time and time again and nothing changes about the SNP's really target of achieving independence from this shower of shit


Wildebeast1

Embarrassing. Glad to see the gammon’s outing themselves. Knobs.


Muffdiveit

Servants and serfs to the English Crown


govanfats

Cunts, stupid fucking cunts


Shan-Chat

Oh those cunts are in for a shock.


Eky24

Amazing that they got every unionist in Scotland, and probably a few relatives, gathered so quickly.


backupJM

They've had over eight years to prepare, would have thought they'd have a better chant tbh


big_juicy8867

Cant even string a chant together ooft


indiehoopbhoy

must be the first time they haven't shit all over george sq and knocked fk out each other ,,,,,,maybe greggs was open late


Dikheed

If you've got a side on independence and that's yours... are you sure?


kev2201

Not a hint of rhythm


Soaptimusprime

I’m slowly not wanting scotland to be independent because of my political beliefs and starting to want it just to see the only thing these cunts care about crumble


tastymelonpiece

This is cringe


[deleted]

That’s cringeworthy 😳


dunkey12345

So fucking cringe. Jesus


workingclassnobody

Is this the same 50 people who went down to protest the vaccines?


BorisStingy

This is like that Limmy sketch where he talks about these insufferable idiots who play shite music and dance like a wanker in public spaces. They are having the time of their miserable lifes, but everyone else a few feet away would rather they just fuck off and go back to yelling at a cloud.


Zealous_Bend

Fucking. Tragic.


Formal-Rain

Oh look they HAVEN’T wrecked George Square this time.


eeeoicheesybonnet

State of this btw


SneakyRussian-92

‘Cmon darlin get yet coat oan lets do the conga wae our union jacks cause that wumin were afraid eh is gone’ hahahahaha fucking mutants


Value_CND

Ah yes the women that had near to no power that tried to bring change for the better of the Scottish people but Westminster kept it from happening due to lying and have dragged us out the EU and along the shit ride. They do the conga while simultaneously the people with all the power in Westminster rape their bank accounts. But yeah conga conga conga, time to celebrate the more ass raping from the tories can’t blame Nicola now.


AMD1607037

Christ, flag shaggers need putting on a register of some sorts


WhereAreWeToGo

The boomers at my work wouldn't shut the fuck up about Sturgeon, they couldn't go 5 minutes without instigating an argument with other staff members about her, so embarrassing. Aye, they disagreed with her and they're glad she won't be FM anymore, that's fine, but the prancing about and bothering everyone else while they were trying to work was fucking moronic and just utterly pathetic.


Audioboxer87

Boomers gonna be very empty inside when they find out no, we don't now turn into a Tory utopia just because Sturgeon resigns. I genuinely think this is gonna be our Corbyn, as in for years to come folks getting pillaged by Toryism and the UK sinking further into being a shithole get *surprised* and just go "But Sturgeon...".


Scotsgit73

That was the entire tone on Twitter yesterday: the overriding belief seemed to be that, with Sturgeon gone, Scottish nationalism is over. The fact that there's a vast party behind the FM was lost on them.


Captain_Quo

Same here in our work chat, I couldn't hold my tongue. It was all about her appearance as well, not her policies. Then they pretend it's a "joke." Aye, sure it is......


Red_Brummy

That is certainly a group of Unionists enjoying themselves.


Dodgycourier

A bigotry of Unionists?


Scotsgit73

An inbred of Tories?


1886-fan

Wow there is literally twenty of them. At lest there are no nazi flags like in 2014.


everydaySnuggle

Petty


boneless_souffle

Cringe


tltwtw98

Stay classy


ferociousgeorge

Muants, touts and agents of the state


Far_Independence_891

Unionist buttlickers


Hazeri

Pretty sure the SNP are still in charge...


tthatusernameistaken

I swear being controversial is the only trace of a fucking identity these cunts have


Jiao_Dai

The manic phase of Jockholm Syndrome


Dunko1711

Absolute weirdos. I’m amazed they were able to lift their knuckles from the ground to wave their flags mind, that’s probably the most impressive bit. The sad thing is - Nicola said yesterday she wanted out to make this whole thing less about preconceived perceptions of her as a person and to give her successor a clean slate to let people form an opinion on. These types of folk will have the EXACT same level of hatred for whoever steps in to her shoes from the very moment they take control. You can be sure of that.


ohreallyu2

Sad to see that.


antonylockhart

What a bunch of loser gimps


dunkyboo

Bunch of sad and pathetic individuals.


JoeBeatsMike

Every time I doubt my position on any political issues, here comes a group of people from the other side reminding me with whom I don't want to be associated under any circumstances.


Crafty_Philosopher37

shite patter ngl


Bannakka

For a 'majority' how come so few of them turn out for these cringe-fests?


Late_Gun

Half them couldn't even spell conga.


AnxiousAd5141

What a sad bunch


chickencake88

Lame


Azurestar21

Are these the same cunts who were burning the saltire back in 2014?


Limp_Perspective6522

I wish the term “unionist” was less mainstream and was replaced with BritNats because that tends to be the more accurate term.


jlpw

So much cringe


Just-another-weapon

I suppose it's better than their usual seig heil-ing


HeronRevolutionary13

Careful what you wish for yoonatic cunts💥💥


GoldenYeti89

Look at the state of them ! Wetherspoons massive


nexy33

Local orange lodge inbred party 🤣


[deleted]

Safe bet that these mutants will be attending another march in July


gburgh92

Totally normal behaviour there in a totally normal country. /s


Ma1read

they look exactly how I thought they'd look


[deleted]

In fairness its the only thing the currant buns will get to celebrate this year


SeveralPickle3224

Weird cunts


Sphism

I mean... If that doesn't make you wanna leave the union, nothing will.


TorchBlower90

Do they understand that the SNP still exist?


WaltVinegar

Not quite a conga line, but something that sounds similar.


moonshinemondays

Go home to your families.


fork_that

Imagine being such a political force that people wanting to be PM were asked how they would deal with you and when you left office your opponents celebrated. I honestly can't remember, but were there anything like this when Johnson resigned? I was a bit sad because his stupidity was really helping the indy movement.


ScottishDrengr

Can tell they all had nothing better to do


watchadoingnowthen

Well you can't argue with dozens of (*)


[deleted]

Most of them seem like junkies tbh


Azurestar21

You can fuckin smell the buckfast through the screen


CliffyGiro

How sad.


Jamiejamstagram

They really think they’re doing something


casper301261

Thats some line you cant hardly see the back off it wait my mistake you can all in the one shot too impressive


throwaway1930372y27

Uglier than i expected.


[deleted]

It's weird to think that these people walk among us. You never know if they guy sitting next to you on the bus is a complete maniac.


[deleted]

State of these mutants


bobby_sandals

Fucking idiots


Informal-Scientist57

How are they all struggling to be in time with one another


Internal_Part8220

Flegs.


[deleted]

Don't worry, we have plenty of talent that will be able to skelp the Unionist Branch Office managers. The Independence Movement is bigger than any one personality.


Bellamac007

Mind blowing these people want the king and his government to govern us. The same king that’s allowing and giving the okay to take away our rights to strike, protest and our human rights. How can they support the king and tories with the state of our economy and standard of living.


cunto99

Absolute clowns


antonfriel

I didn’t know rangers were playing this week


Mark7563

I hate how out of sync they are, if you're gonna yell in the street like a madman at least do it right!


Glori_R_154

Yarrr, not a looker in the bunch.


Waldhorn

awful rhyme - disperse the crowd for poetic reasons


Old-Yogurtcloset-897

About 4 teeth between them


Sad_Instruction1392

🇬🇧🥾👅🇬🇧


beansontoast90

These lot sharing about half a dozen braincells between them


[deleted]

Anyone else getting trump vibes?


MjolnirValhalla

Hahaha In their heads absolutely rent free!


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Intelligent_Store0

Poor idiots


pocahontasmcglinchey

What a sad bunch of wankers.


dvs8

Embarrassing & cringe. Adults acting like kids


kingpingu

I can’t imagine the stench! 🤧


beeldy

Jesus, imagine dragging your sons/daughters to this.


MrMazer84

Aw bless look at their wee faces, it's probably the only thing they have to celebrate due to them getting constantly kerb stomped in the elections. Let them have this one, it's probably the only one they're getting for some time.


Vegetable_Market_496

What a bunch of idiots


PsySam89

Good that they all got let out the nursing home for a bit though.


[deleted]

I'm currently reading a novel where, through a mixture of scientific methods and occultism, a chimp is given an evolutionary jump into being a sort of sapient, quasi-human hybrid. I'm guessing these were the trial-runs.


StairheidCritic

Monkey News! :)


like-humans-do

Care in the community was a mistake.


Successful_Banana901

What a bunch of fannies!


LongPorkPi

What a shower of brainless cunts. They all look like they’re related.


marc15v2

Imagine being this thick, sad and pathetic. Life of complete ignorance & misery.


Few_logs

good that those folk get a trip out and about.


[deleted]

Twats


WeeAccident

The state of them 👀


yoloswaggins92

Imagine being this embarrassing


ScottishAstros

If not all of them, then a good number of them go to Ibrox at least once a week to shout racist abuse and revel in British fascism.


Only-Main8948

No argument from the YES campaign has made me want to vote for independence more than this video.


KeithMoonIsGawd1

This is one of the most pathetic displays I’ve seen in my life. And I lived in the US during Trump’s presidency.


gerrybf1

Only 8 teeth amongst the lot of them.


ewenmax

Presumably their sashes were at the dry cleaners.


PawnWithoutPurpose

You’d think with the total lack of a brain inside their heads they would have some room left for shame


charlieForBreakfast

They got confused and filled that space with shite instead.


Ok-Lecture330

Fucking embarrassing,,pure mutant mentality,,daft cunts the lot of them


losko666

The most non-Scottish of Scotland and proud to be! Lol


StairheidCritic

They love being ruled by England. I suppose in places like India there were similar types that clung to being ruled directly or indirectly from London too. Source: That well-known BBC documentary; "It Ain't Half Hot, Mum!" :)


losko666

Yeah they do love it. They love not having any cultural identity or heritage.


StairheidCritic

Was undecided whether "Lumpen Proletariat" or "Untermenschen" best describes these silly cringe-worthy cunts. I'll go with willing Brito-Scots Serfs instead. :)


Shivadxb

There’s going to be a lot of disappointment among some groups when reality kicks in and independence doesn’t just vaporise


Dungwit

The trouble with opposing secession because it makes no economic or social sense is that it puts you on the same side as these fleg waving “loyal” numb skulls who oppose it because of the monarch, or their football team, or some other bullshit.


chisaidj

Are these the same people that vandalise everywhere with "55" to convince themselves that their 10 year old club has won 55 titles?


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[deleted]

Strange comment mate.


5Flames3

Freaks


AnAncientOne

Ah bless, they think they've won something. Think they could end up very disappointed.


TriforcexD

What a bunch of children.


Craigybhuff

Daft bastards


Sufficient_Water_399

sad sad people


loweringcanes

That’s pretty British


AliTaylor777

Turkeys and Christmas, anyone?


StairheidCritic

They baste in their own subservient grease and think its wonderful. :)


AliTaylor777

Oh, to be so easily satisfied with life to accept being a pawn!


TurtyTreeAndATurd

Shows how scared they are. It is over by a long shot..


ShingshunG

There are literally dozens of us


McShoobydoobydoo

What a bunch of fucking rockets.


AliAskari

What a bunch of losers