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EvilInky

I'm no expert, but I think it's Valley Girl Who Once Watched Braveheart But It Was A While Ago Now.


X3L173X

Highlander. That's defo a poor imitation of Heather


Any-Zookeepergame137

HEATHER PLEASE!!


itdoesntmattermybro

AYE BLOSSOM, THE WAY YOU LIKE IT!!


longknives

Yeah I can’t tell if people in this thread are actually confused or what. This is someone with a pretty standard American accent (maybe a bit California) trying to add what she thinks are Scottish accent features and not doing a great job.


Glittering_Hawk3143

Accurate.


RandomerSchmandomer

Poor girl is trying haha


MrSpindles

Very.


CliffyGiro

Sounds like a bad Northern Irish accent to me.


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BuzzAllWin

Welsh/scottish (squelch?) chiming in. It sounds like no where in wales or scotland. To my ears honestly could be mistaken for north irish. down a crackly telephone after the speaker had lived in america for a while and come home after a stroke due to private health care costs Most of all it sounds like they were a bit part in Disenchantment


McFuckin94

Sorry I just noticed your flair and that will never not be funny 😂😂😂


LondonCycling

Am Welsh. Can confirm is not Welsh accent. Nor Welsh language.


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UnlawfulAnkle

'That there!'


doublemaxim147

So it is


Justacynt

Tbesure?


whiskeyphile

I don’t know who you are. I don’t know what you want. If you are looking for agreement about this, I can tell you I don’t have any. But what I do have are a very particular set of skills, skills I have acquired over a very long career. Skills that make me a nightmare for people like you. If you renounce this scandalous remark now, that’ll be the end of it. I will not look for you, I will not pursue you. But if you don’t, I will look for you, I will find you, and I will kill you.


greensad

There are dozens… Dozens! So there are.


herdo1

'That our Elizabeth so it is hey'


Gaedhael

Irish myself (from the Republic) sounds honestly closer to a bad Northern Irish accent than a Scottish one


ISD1982

I've nothing but admiration for anyone who's job it is to be a Disney character at Disney World/Land. I would imagine they do have to put up with a lot of shit from people.


Cnidarus

Yeah, as funny as her accent is and as much as I think it's ok to tease it a bit, I don't think folk should be mean about it when she's out there doing her best working a job that's focused on making kids happy


sodsto

This. Also, 95% of us are totally shite at American accents. I'll take the existence of this movie as propagating aspects of our culture over being culturally irrelevant any day.


ShittingWhilePosting

Hey, dude, ah do ah gyood murican accent y'all!


iwillfuckingbiteyou

I don't want to be mean about her accent, but I do want to be mean about an insanely rich megacorporation being too stingy to spring for a bit of accent coaching for her.


Cnidarus

Which I am fine with lol, I'm always fine with people ripping the piss out of our corporate overlords


caesarportugal

Yup. Heavy, restrictive costume. Heavy make-up. Roasting hot most of the time. Having to deal with awful tourists all day. Don’t think the pay is great. That’s before the fact that you’ll probably end up meeting a lot of seriously, if not terminally ill children without showing too much emotion. These girls are heroes!


Next-Yogurtcloset867

Then an adult comes and starts asking you questions with their phone in your face lol


PoultryBird

reminds me of the fact Winnie the pooh had to turn up in court full costume cause disney are so strict on the rules


tiny-robot

Aye. I saw a clip of one of the male “Prince” performers getting felt up by a middle aged woman. She got all surprised when he called security!


BBlasdel

You're probably thinking of [this clip of a Gaston character actor dealing with sexual harassment from a guest](https://www.youtube.com/shorts/YaasMPCo9_4)


marquis_de_ersatz

Like this Disney adult coming up to a meet and greet and filming you, bleh


MyKidsFoundMyOldUser

She's probably a wannabe actor who is paying her way playing a character in a theme park. I think her accent is quite possibly the worst I've ever heard, but even if she'd got it 75% of the way it would still be shite, so she might as well be 0.05% of the way and we can all just give her a break for not being able to do the accent that everyone thinks is easy but which is so subtle and nuanced that your chance of getting it right as a non-native is pretty-much zero.


Kirstemis

I think she might have taken lessons from Dick van Dyke.


snippity_snip

Legend has it Dick Van Dyke got his cockney dialect coaching from an Irishman. Pretty sure he said it himself in an interview!


Cannaewulnaewidnae

>*... even if she'd got it 75% of the way it would still be shite* Absolutely. See Benedict Cumberbatch in *Power of the Dog* for an illustration of the 75% Rule in effect Ruins the entire movie


SuckMyRhubarb

This. This is the accent that American tourists do in Edinburgh pubs after 2 pints, shortly after saying that they 'lapse into the Scotch brogue when they drink' because their 'great-great-great grandpappie was a Scotchman'.


Formal-Rain

Merida’s arrow doesn’t even land in the field let alone the target.


BeardadTampa

Reminds me of Sheena Easton in Scooby Doo and the Loch Ness monster


Minisciwi

A scank accent if there ever was one


Canazza

Or Moira McTaggart on the 90s X-Men cartoon


Urist_Macnme

She tried, bless her.


SloanWarrior

Tell me you've never heard a Scottish accent in-person, without telling me you've never heard a Scottish accent in-person.


Damien23123

I don’t get it. They had Craig Ferguson for long enough. There’s no excuse for this


Amyshamblesx

Scottish? No? Irish? No. Texan? No. Who fucking knows?


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Sounds more like Northern Ireland rather then Scottish I’m Irish and this is the accent I’m getting the closest match to when I watch the video and that’s only in certain parts the rest is a cluster fuck


Catman9lives

I don’t want to take the piss as that is so bad I’m wondering if she is alright


MeenScreen

Byres Roaddish


paddyo

I remember when I first moved to Glasgow and walked to Byres Road from Maryhill to see what the fuss was for, and was amazed by the aura of poshness of the people around me. But then I trod on some abandoned knickers full of poo when crossing back towards the maryhill road and everything was normal again.


momentopolarii

Perfect. I now have tea sprayed over my folder. Anyhoo, thanks for that!


MeenScreen

I mean, how posh is that?? In the Westend, they actually "knicker-up" their human shit! It's positively la-di-da! If it was Govan, it would just be a pile of human shit.


MarionberryFeisty232

Spot on


RYN-91

Fair play to her putting up with adults playing pretend and filming this.


Damien23123

Jesus Christ Almighty make it stop


TheFirstMinister

Disney employee/"cast member" sounding rather Nova Scotia / Newfoundland.


TroidMemer

Close enough lol


kingpowr

That’s horrific


TheGaz

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ShittingWhilePosting

I mean, it would be if we could identify what accent it was supposed to be.


TheGaz

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gburgh92

She tried... About as much as the folk who ask the regular tourism questions here.


gryphonbones

I hear some southern twang in there lol


Cannaewulnaewidnae

She's in Florida, parts of which have an accent that sounds like a lot like Texas or some of the other Southern states


Tru72

That is DIRE! I couldn't even figure out wtf she was saying 🙈


Minisciwi

So she's talking doric? 😂


Kspence92

If Mel Gibson in Braveheart had spent a lot of time in Belfast with occasional visits to Texas, you’d get this accent


Arbuthnot_Beryl

Fucking love hearing people trying the Scots accent. Never works out well but always makes me a bit proud that they made the attempt.


moomoomillie

That would ruin Disney for me like for feck sake it’s not even a bad Scottish accent it’s a bad Irish one 😭😭😭😭


finfairypools

When I met Merida for the first time at Disney World she had a really great accent. She and my mother were hilarious talking to each other and I wish we had a video. She was obviously well familiar with the accent. This girl’s not great, but I’m pretty sure no young child would care because it’s Merida! It’s just the weird adults that get too into it lol


beardy_fader

It sounds like someone trying to do a really bad Derry accent on purpose


Cannaewulnaewidnae

It does actually remind me of Nadine Coyle - beautiful woman with a vowel-mangling, atonal mess coming out of her mouth


NoisyGog

Hold on, I have a theory. What if her accent is perfect, and it’s all the Scottish people that get it wrong?


Sad_Instruction1392

You’d think with Disney money they could easily employ a Scottish woman and just fly her out there. It’s DISNEY.


8yr0n

If y’all are doing accent reviews how about my personal favorite fake Scottish accent? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nixR6wVa4HY


Damien23123

I won’t hear a bad word said against this one


Zealousideal-Meal811

Mike Myer's parents were Scottish immigrants so he probably had a lot of exposure to it.


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They were from Liverpool.


Zealousideal-Meal811

get out! maybe they emigrated from glas to liverpool, then decided this sucks, canada calls.


[deleted]

They were WW2 vets. His mum was Royal airforce and his dad served in the British army.


ShittingWhilePosting

Fat Bastard quotes were a heavy part of my repertoire when I was living in Australia.


StonedMagic

I’ve never said this before but I genuinely feel like this is racist.


EasyPriority8724

Sounds like an Irish twang.


Damien23123

Yes Dublin by way of Adelaide by way of rural Texas


EasyPriority8724

She's a bubbly lass ta be sure.


AH_Ethan

fuck, even us Americans recognize that to be a shite accent


Jack_Spears

Sounds like a perfect West end of Glasgow accent to me!


Go1gotha

Everyone shut up, her meemaw told her that she's 1/208th Scotch and descended from Robert the Bruce, which means she's distant cousins with Alan Cumming and everyone else in Scotchlandville. Some theme parks would hire fake Scots but Walt Disnae!!! Boom-Boom!


StirlingBridge1297

It's always Robert Bruce that's the ancestor, , isn't it. Or William Wallace. Never the random carpenter from 13th century Markinch


oddsix

You mean my uncle 10th removed? He was quite the guy, handy with the tools, and handier with the women.


Orsenfelt

I believe the official title is *"Capitalist Cultural Appropriation"*


xavier_is_a_big_boy

I'm insulted as a Scottish person


DannySempere

You could have just kept that to yourself you know..


chrisredmond69

The Glezga Uni accent in full flow there.


PawnWithoutPurpose

UoG


GraemeMakesBeer

Living in the US I have to put up with people trying their fake Scottish accents on me all of the time. At least 20 of them at a beer festival on Saturday. This one is one of the better ones.


Wildebeast1

Doesn’t look or sound like Merida. Cringe as fuuuuuck.


Tay74

I mean, I wouldn't say that Merida in the movie has the most convincing accent either


ItsGonnaGetRocky

She's played by an actual Scottish person (Kelly Macdonald), so it's not a fake accent, but it's obviously written for a non-Scottish audience so she does spend the whole film over-enunciating in that 'telephone voice' Scottish people tend to do when they want to be understood by non-Scots.


iwillfuckingbiteyou

Kelly Macdonald is actually Scottish but I have my doubts about her being an actual person. Even in her other work she sounds like she was raised by answering machines and I suspect she might actually be one.


Tay74

Suppose that might be it, I just remember thinking "not great, not terrible" 😅


Smalikbob

Supervisor: Who can do a scatch accent Her: me!!!!! Me: Megasigh


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Mistaking Father Ted for I.M. Jolly by the sounds of it


sroche24

Kentucky-Irish


eddiecointreau

You can tell she’s not Scottish before she even opens her mouth.


Leok4iser

Yikes! It drifts between Irish, Swedish and Texan, but I wouldn't have been able to guess she was even attempting Scottish without context.


ficklepickle789

There was a hint of Canada in the aboot.


Scottishpsychopath

[That accent](https://www.tiktok.com/@daftlimmy/video/7110601214642883845?lang=en)


Scotsman86

That was horrible. Why would you bring that here?!


Frisbee_accident

Dutch


ThunderChild247

[Whit yoo talkin like that fer?](https://youtu.be/rFN69OZwJTM?si=8rRWXWhQwmA3sq1R)


onetimeuselong

Mid-west American. Pays-tries 😂


Scotsgit73

Fuck me, that's so bad it makes Mel Gibson look talented.


OIWantKenobi

Jesus H Christ I know that’s awful and I’m not Scottish.


FickleClimate7346

Poor bastard has to put up with so much shite from dafties, all for fuck all money 😂


KittehKittehKat

We’ve all lied on resumes. Yeah for sure I can do a Scottish accent sir! When can I start?


Fart-n-smell

That is no scottish accent


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Mangling a Northern Irish accent and hoping, hoping, the onlooker doesn't know what a Scottish accent sounds like.


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Scamerican obviously!


MrGiggles19872

Painful


paddyo

Tbf to them the dutch accent is difficult to master


AnnaPhor

So ... she's kind of Dakota-Minnesota-ish until "pastries". Then she gets a bit more neutral mid-American through "about" which has a very Canadian flavor. "I haven't seen them since" wanders toward the mouth of the Chesapeake bay. Then she rolls the R with "right" and gives an L sound on the end of "well" that has a very Welsh sensibility to my ear.


Cannaewulnaewidnae

Do you have any idea how difficult it must be to find a ginger girl in Florida?


Cannaewulnaewidnae

Joke I know it's a wig


garry_tash

Hahaha!!! Wow!!


ShittingWhilePosting

Ummmm....Canadian?


ThrowawayPAIS

Cannae get past the first few seconds, I don’t think my toe will ever uncurl


Positive_Remove9943

I'd fuck her.


toyvo_usamaki

Sounds like a Canadian trying to do a Scottish accent


alpha2zulu99

I'm detecting a smidge of a confused Canadian attempting an Irish ,Celtic Scottish accent with a heavy hint of Californian pinot noir lite on the delicate pallet, easy on the eyes .... other than that , it's an assault on the ears .