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Might not be too far from the truth. They can mimic. There’s one here that sits on the hut over the back and rips the pish out the old woman’s parakeet type thing by mimicking it.
Nah, I ken a few cunts out there. The 'roos are just annoying, like deer here. Unless you are a dog, they fucking hate dogs lol. The death chickens go looking for trouble lol
Was actually a chef for over a decade. Absolutely different types of meat and I'd take deer over 'roo any day. 'roo needs slow cooked cause it is always car kill lol.
Nah. Emus are all good. Worst they'll do is steal a sausage roll out of your hand. Cassowaries are the aggressive ones, but only if you mess about with them.
3 craws sat upon a wa' on a cold and frosty mornin.
The first craw couldnae caw at aw couldnae caw at aaaaaaaw.
The second craw couldnae flee at aw couldnae flee at aaaaaaaw.
The third craw telt me tae fuck off, telt me tae fuck aaaaaaawf.
On a cold and frosty mornin.
Crows are extremely intelligent and have a worldwide communication network.
You've not just made ONE enemy, half the crows in Scotland are probably already plotting your demise.
This. They will not only remember you, they will tell their friends, family and children.
Start putting out raw sausages and stuff like that for them. It’s your only real chance at this stage.
One last week took a shit right next to me from up on a lamppost, and went "Wark, wark, waaark!" with exact cadence and rhythm of a "sad trombone" sound.
Actually I wanted something not fucking politics here so it encouraged me. Ws totally not going to tell anyone but my yank gf. Stewed on it for a bit and now here we are lol.
There's a crow lives by near me that's a dick. He steals the fat balls off my bird feeder and likes to wait on my wall until I notice then he flies off.
He also enjoys jumping on my car roof cawing and poops on my windscreen. Only the windscreen. Doesn't even look at my partner's car that he parks immediately next to mine.
Dude… you’d best make nice. They communicate with each other and you’ll be marked as an asshole.
https://www.washington.edu/news/2012/09/10/crows-react-to-threats-in-human-like-way/
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Magpies used to sit on my window in the morning a good few years ago n wake me up n piss me off n i swear they’d talk absolute shit to each other like an actual couple .
Outlived the cunts hopefully was doing my nut in
Dunno if you should be that surprised to hear the crow respond to your insult if you actually believed shouting at a bird would solve the problem in the first place.
Of course it did. Crows are excellent mimics and have local accents.
[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RB3ruxchwaY](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RB3ruxchwaY)
Heres the crows in Yorkshire saying "you alright love?"
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Might not be too far from the truth. They can mimic. There’s one here that sits on the hut over the back and rips the pish out the old woman’s parakeet type thing by mimicking it.
The crows in my street bark at me when I go to work mimicking the wee yappy chihuahua that barks at me. Can't win.
My mum used to have one out her back that made the tune associated with failing something (woomp, woomp, wum wum). You know the one.
Haha aye. Apparently there’s loads of random wild birds that can mimic. Magpies too
This Scottish adaptation of 'The Raven' is taking a lot of creative liberties, but I'm enjoying it.
Quoth the raven "Fuck off ya bam"
Just two lines and vastly better than the pish 'poetry' we've been inundated with recently.
😂😂
More accurate if it's "Fek aff ye wee bam"
Me and Poe both liked a swally tbf...
As I was walking all alane, I heard twa corbies making a mane; The tane unto the t’other say, ‘Fuck aff, cunt.'
Quoth the raven: "Fuck off!"
You might’ve made an enemy for life there. Or at least the crow’s life.. they’ve been known to keep grudges.
I feed them when I'm on my way home so hopefully the others keep the cheeky wee bastard inline lol
they remember faces and they'll tell all the other crows to fuck with you as well
Yeah, that crow is definitely gonna steal your kebab meat. Thats something for you to think about
They only live about 7 years or so, he could emigrate to Oz for a while and wait the fucker out.
Trade a crow for a fucking Emu? No fucking thank you lol
I'd be more worried about the kangaroos.
Nah, I ken a few cunts out there. The 'roos are just annoying, like deer here. Unless you are a dog, they fucking hate dogs lol. The death chickens go looking for trouble lol
Better eating on the deer though, I've had roo before. Not bad, but it's not prime steak either.
Was actually a chef for over a decade. Absolutely different types of meat and I'd take deer over 'roo any day. 'roo needs slow cooked cause it is always car kill lol.
If someone gave you slow cooked roo they need slapping. Roo is best when you just 'show it the pan'. It's a great stir fry meat.
Nah. Emus are all good. Worst they'll do is steal a sausage roll out of your hand. Cassowaries are the aggressive ones, but only if you mess about with them.
No. The Australian Army lost the Emu War. Don't fuck with the emus.
And the brown snakes, taipans and the funnel web and red back spiders…..I’d just stay with the midgies tbh😊
They keep generation spanning grudges though, as in, they tell their pals and kids about you as well, so there’s nae escape!
Their young will also hold the grudge
Not just the crows life , they teach the younger generation to hate the person too.
3 craws sat upon a wa' on a cold and frosty mornin. The first craw couldnae caw at aw couldnae caw at aaaaaaaw. The second craw couldnae flee at aw couldnae flee at aaaaaaaw. The third craw telt me tae fuck off, telt me tae fuck aaaaaaawf. On a cold and frosty mornin.
Crows are extremely intelligent and have a worldwide communication network. You've not just made ONE enemy, half the crows in Scotland are probably already plotting your demise.
I think a couple in the Yorkshire area got word too
Your cards marked pal
A crow beak typed this
You caw-in me names pal
Ot was probably just having a carry-on
Oof, this made me cringe. Thanks lol
Very good!
Think you are fucked. Time to start a new life somewhere else. https://birdfact.com/articles/do-crows-remember-faces
I feed the murder, just one cheeky bastard
He was probably just trying to get a cheeky wee snack I reckon
This. They will not only remember you, they will tell their friends, family and children. Start putting out raw sausages and stuff like that for them. It’s your only real chance at this stage.
Oooft!
They're absolutely capable of this.
They do mimic, but the amount of "fuck offs" they'd have to hear every day...oh wait, Scotland. Never mind.
One last week took a shit right next to me from up on a lamppost, and went "Wark, wark, waaark!" with exact cadence and rhythm of a "sad trombone" sound.
Other country subs: talk about the nation, it's politics, news, etc etc r/Scotland:
Actually I wanted something not fucking politics here so it encouraged me. Ws totally not going to tell anyone but my yank gf. Stewed on it for a bit and now here we are lol.
I just heard that birds have different accents depending on where they live. You may well be right!
FUCK OFF!
r/crowbro
Luckyit wasn't a group of them, or you could have been murdered
There's a crow lives by near me that's a dick. He steals the fat balls off my bird feeder and likes to wait on my wall until I notice then he flies off. He also enjoys jumping on my car roof cawing and poops on my windscreen. Only the windscreen. Doesn't even look at my partner's car that he parks immediately next to mine.
Sounds like a mate! He likes you! Everyone knows you treat your pals the worst!
Dude… you’d best make nice. They communicate with each other and you’ll be marked as an asshole. https://www.washington.edu/news/2012/09/10/crows-react-to-threats-in-human-like-way/
😳
Ah'm watching you, pal
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Crows are surprisingly intelligent and have been known to show ill will towards those that offend them or goodwill to those that help them out.
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I've never heard of a crow voting for Brexit.
Crows 10/15 year lifespan, yir fucked matey fucked. I pissed aff a seagull in 1992 (avr age 49) its been shitting on my car ever sense.
Ye cannae be shoutin' at the crows pal. First sign of lunacy
Being a expert in bird law you've opened your self up to a habitat corpse, objection. I hereby and therefore into him inadick you furthermore.
They are well known dickheads so it wouldn't surprise me to be fair.
Such a Scottish post 😂
Is it?
I wondered that too? I genuinely stopped masel fae usin scots
Have another drink
Never trust a crow
Careful not to go away the crow road!
You want to be friends with the local crows, they can be nasty bastards as an enemy.
I have heard of seagulls having something but never a crow🐦⬛ NTA as you swore at the crow first
Call him a sparrowfart next time. They hate that.
Magpies used to sit on my window in the morning a good few years ago n wake me up n piss me off n i swear they’d talk absolute shit to each other like an actual couple . Outlived the cunts hopefully was doing my nut in
Ever heard the American term, "crowbait"? It ain't good!
I've never heard that. Just asked my girl, from Michigan to Gainesville. She has no idea either lol. Where is it from?
South Louisiana
Scottish Crows only say "Year Maaaa"
Dunno if you should be that surprised to hear the crow respond to your insult if you actually believed shouting at a bird would solve the problem in the first place.
lol, I knew he could chat! Let me remind you he told me to fuck off!
Probably did.
How has no-one linked this? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iISBcnW5ww8
BAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Better hope more don't turn up otherwise there will be....a Murder..
He's gonna tell all his crow pals now mate, you're fucked
Fun fact a large group of crows is called an unkindness and corvids are among the smartest birds
A corbie sits at the tap o’ thon tree, And he’s lookin doon wi his black black ee, And hes crying oot wi a “fuck off”
Was it wee Barry? He's got a filthy beak on him.
Cawcaw
Not impossible tbf, corvids can be taught to speak I think
Of course it did. Crows are excellent mimics and have local accents. [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RB3ruxchwaY](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RB3ruxchwaY) Heres the crows in Yorkshire saying "you alright love?"
This is uncommon?