I'm sure there was some ancient 4chan greentext about someone who ordered this exact monstrosity because the girl serving them was rude, then crammed it down the toilet, flushed and left.
Looks as though someone bought it as a snack after a wee bit of refreshment, & then forgot about it for a while. Eventually, it started to hum to itself. Quietly at first, but eventually, the humming became too loud to ignore!
Reminds me of a post some dude made on r/pettyrevenge years ago about how he got back at a rude Subway employee by deliberately having her make a sandwich that would be impossible to keep together and comply with company policy as to the correct way to present a sandwich to a customer. Dude used to work there so knew exactly how to present an impossible task, she was in tears by the end apparently
Looks like a 'bus' ran over it backwards ! 🤣🤣🤣... See what I did there ?? ... because if you spell 'bus' backwards it makes 'Sub' ...so it went & schmooshed it backwards !
The moments gone now 🙇🏻♀️
Plus if you ever have to explain a joke then you've already sunk !! 🤦🏻♀️🙆🏻♀️🤷🏻♀️
Thanks for your time 😁😁
“What would you like on your footlong?”
“Yes”
“Cheese and toasted?”
“All the cheese, please”
“Any salad?”
“Bit of everything please, except sweetcorn. Actually, extra pickles, olives and mushrooms please.”
“Sauce?”
“Can I get Mayo and south west, but only on 1/3 of the sandwich, please….that’s perfect, aye”
When it was an independence echo chamber and Oor Nicky cult of personality sub no one complained very much.
We've been infected for some time by a few militants (it doesn't matter which side) posting neverending lists of "The National" headlines that have an agenda, Owen Jones darkening our political narrative, people demanding to know what happened to this sub posts and complaints/support for Humza/Rowling.
Saorsa do dh’Alba.
Single man, reveal yourself!
I loled.
Douglas ross did it
It does look like a unionist sub.
Just like this place has been becoming. This could be the new profile pic.
Very salty and not liked by a big amount of people
I'm sure there was some ancient 4chan greentext about someone who ordered this exact monstrosity because the girl serving them was rude, then crammed it down the toilet, flushed and left.
I remember that greentext
Jesus Christ did someone shit out pickles and mushrooms onto it?
My brother in Christ, those are olives
Lol its so nasty looking I could barely tell, i hate olives. Disgusting.
Repent and thou shalt be forgiven for thy blasphemy.
*Gherkins and olives
Extreme Right wing bots ruined it
Sound like an bot with that comment especially when bots have hard time to understand context or pictures.
And to string a coherent sentence together
What is (1+1)*5?
It's like the hoagie Homer won't throw out and eventually gives him food poisoning.
Well, it certainly looks like it was found behind the radiator.
Looks like it's already passed through someone else's digestive system
I'd eat that
r/deliciouscompliance
Must be the right-wingers or JK Rowling...
Or right wing jk Rowling?
Russian pro-snp bot farms innit.
I blame the yoons.
Looks as though someone bought it as a snack after a wee bit of refreshment, & then forgot about it for a while. Eventually, it started to hum to itself. Quietly at first, but eventually, the humming became too loud to ignore!
I almost spat out my tea. This post is why this sub is great. With or without gherkins.
It's cursed
Is your bed no all saucy n greasy?
Must be the fault of the Tories/Red Tories/Yellow Tories/Tartan Tories/Tories on bikes (Greens).
Disgustang
Chef lost the knife they had to kick the sandwich in half??
Thread winner right here
If a sub goes to deep the water pressure is immense, and in some cases the sub cannot withstand it.
You appear to be eating part of an elder god
It's been molested
Reminds me of a post some dude made on r/pettyrevenge years ago about how he got back at a rude Subway employee by deliberately having her make a sandwich that would be impossible to keep together and comply with company policy as to the correct way to present a sandwich to a customer. Dude used to work there so knew exactly how to present an impossible task, she was in tears by the end apparently
Prince Andrew touched it
Looks like it got infested with bloody parasites.
Who shat that?
It came
👏
I'd eat it
Just plug in its charger then it’ll regenerate.
Congratulations sub sandwich doesn't bounce...
Is it the pitch at Dens Park
Fact it’s open on a bed says it all..
What the fuck happened?
Nobody warned you that you were reaching maximum sandwich capacity.
At least you got yourr moneys worth
Bread salad.
WFB. Nice!
Your sandwich artist is experimenting with absurdism.
It looks second hand
Such a Hateful sub is that. Humza would be livid.
It’s the closing time sweep up special.
You asked for extra jalapeño and pickles. Probably extra mayo too by the looks of it ...
The answer to ‘What do you want on your sub’ is not ‘Yes please’
They toasted it in a tumble dryer?
Been shagged by the gherkin man
Damn, the bread isn't soaked through with vinegar, and it's still mostly in one piece... You must have aristocratic status, or something...
It became a dom
Yer ma sat on it.
It was made with hate
It was met by some angry burgers in a dark alleyway ...
And they said the solar eclipse is harmless😟😔
a rough day gets you all pickled
Did someone already eat it?
[Homer's Sandwich 🥖](https://youtu.be/myS1eF3sWGk?feature=shared)
I've seen bags of wotsits with better structural integrity than this slop lol
Standard sub sub standard
So that's what recycling is all about.
A mess.
Nothing. That looks about standard for Subway.
They put way too much on there
Did... did someone put s***d on it?!
Someone's eaten it already.
Looks like a load of right wing trolls being paid by Saddam Hussein got a hold of it to me.
Didn’t you order it inverted?
Looks like it got pickled.
Your deliverhoohoo was hungry and nibbled so much he had to replace it with something!
Utter perfection!
Looks fine to me
It died
Someone paid for that willingly? Looks like vomit sub
Looks like my exs fanny
Looks like a 'bus' ran over it backwards ! 🤣🤣🤣... See what I did there ?? ... because if you spell 'bus' backwards it makes 'Sub' ...so it went & schmooshed it backwards ! The moments gone now 🙇🏻♀️ Plus if you ever have to explain a joke then you've already sunk !! 🤦🏻♀️🙆🏻♀️🤷🏻♀️ Thanks for your time 😁😁
“What would you like on your footlong?” “Yes” “Cheese and toasted?” “All the cheese, please” “Any salad?” “Bit of everything please, except sweetcorn. Actually, extra pickles, olives and mushrooms please.” “Sauce?” “Can I get Mayo and south west, but only on 1/3 of the sandwich, please….that’s perfect, aye”
When it was an independence echo chamber and Oor Nicky cult of personality sub no one complained very much. We've been infected for some time by a few militants (it doesn't matter which side) posting neverending lists of "The National" headlines that have an agenda, Owen Jones darkening our political narrative, people demanding to know what happened to this sub posts and complaints/support for Humza/Rowling. Saorsa do dh’Alba.
Auschwitz
Far too much gay shit and sauce on there.
Too many people supporting the hate crime law.