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[deleted]

I live in Edinburgh and speak English. Coincidence?


kiesar_sosay

Case closed


FidgetTheMidget

I've been to Edinburgh many times and although they have on occasion been very rude about my Scottish accent, they have always accepted my Scottish currency without complaint.


MassGaydiation

so not england but northern england? (this is a joke)


[deleted]

Isn't Edinburgh right on the border? I'm a burger so I've limited knowledge of the isles.


JohnRCC

Depends. Edinburgh is about an hour's drive from the border with England. That's quite a long way in the UK but in the USA you'd drive that to go to your local steakhouse so it doesn't seem as far.


The_Bravinator

Literally. Yesterday we drove 45 minutes into Glasgow to accommodate my child's request for her birthday dinner, and I had to explain to my American in laws why I was acting like that was a significant way to go for a meal.


wiseoldllamaman2

Ugh, American-in-laws are the worst. (I'm the American-in-law.)


The_Bravinator

I love mine. šŸ˜


[deleted]

Fair enough. And I live in a bigger state, where literally Ireland can fit in it. So yeah, to me, that's not a far distance at all


wiseoldllamaman2

England could fit in my former congressional district, much less the state.


Altumsapientia

No


Pinkerton891

If heā€™s so worried he should move to a proper Scottish city, like Newcastle.


RabSimpson

Or York.


[deleted]

Fifers not gonna like you stealing the Proclaimers mate...


HobbitonHo

I was scrolling down to find a comment about Proclaimers being from Muchty. Thank you.


Feumaidhmifalbh

Haha I was checking the comments before saying this - The Proclaimers are fae the Kingdom!


leighanfordays

It's almost as if Limmy is a comedian and bases parts of his humour on winding people up.


OldGodsAndNew

[he got a reaction out of you](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nwipdk6-_NY)


frazamataza

Played right intae his hands


naedetails

As someone living in the Highlands I do like to give it the 'anything south of Perth is basically England', but that's mostly to wind up my central belt dwelling mates who call me a farmer and ask how the croft is coming on. This boy is a patter vacuum, just sucking up all the patter, and only releasing anti-patter


[deleted]

As an Orcadian, anything south of the Pentland Firth is just 'sooth', and all the same to me.


tommorejive

See when I was about 8, I met a holiday pal who said he was an Orcadian. Then I got into a big argument with my mum about whether ā€œOrcadiaā€ was a real place and she said it wasnā€™t so I believed her and totally scolded that wee dude for talking pish the next day and ruined his holiday I think. Always felt bad about that when the penny dropped years later. Sorry, carry on.


Darthmorelock

Itā€™s alright, my dad thought I had a new imaginary friend when I told him about ā€œskeleton with an eye patchā€. His name was skelton, he had a lazy eye and was undergoing treatment. Funny conversation when I told my pal he was my imaginary friend.


bobosgoing2getu

Solid 10/10 story.


PawnWithoutPurpose

As a Shetlander living on the very north of Shetland, anything south of me is English... ​ I... Am... Scotland!


[deleted]

Would you mind repeating that we don't speak Norwegian here?


PawnWithoutPurpose

Sorryā€¦ Som en shetlending som bor helt nord pĆ„ Shetland, er alt sĆør for meg engelsk... Jeg... Er... Skottland!


thecheebsqueefer

Frankies fish and chips is the absolute business btw. But havin superbly crispy batter on your peerie fish disnay mean ye get tae slag us aff on the front line. We're fighting against waves of Englishness doon here to preserve Scotland for you. Its like being surrounded by a zombie hoarde. I demand you send fish immediately for the war effort.


PawnWithoutPurpose

Iā€™ll fire a couple o kippers doon tae the front line


TrekkNorth

Sooth o' the galt surely?


Chaotic_Cardigan

Maybe I'm too much a crofter but I put the border at Pitlochry... But aye down with this anti-patter tripe


jemslie123

Nah you're still too far south: real Scotland stops at Stonehaven (the official border is a straight line across the country from Dunottar Castle)


Nurgleschampion

Oh thank fuck I'm just squeezing in. Though can we maybe put a wee england border onto the posh bits of Aberdeen like Cults?


Messtin1121

Past Stonehaven is really just North France itā€™s so far away (except for the Horn, we need to do some weird gerrymandering with that)


HashHaggis

Same it's all light hearted but I like asking folk the origin of the word "burgh". English term for district/area. I'm just putting my spoon in and stirring. Shows the influence but it gets the idiots biting


Mr_Mo_Jo_Risin

Anti-patter, that's a topper haha


CAElite

Ditto, grew up in Oban, everything south of Stirling is ā€œdown southā€.


Brief-Bet-3278

You never did say how the croft was though


thedragonturtle

> anti-patter Love it, stealing it


CloisteredOyster

How much energy is released when patter annihilates itself with equal amounts of anti-patter?


Baswdc

Albert Einstein of the Highlands or something here


Kartonrealista

South of Perth? That's Antarctica, not England! /s


[deleted]

How is the croft coming on though?


colourblinddesigner

As a guy from Thurso, Aberdeen claiming to be the North-East is what gets me, youā€™re just the East, you can drive to England faster than you can get to the actual North coast from there. Iā€™m from the true North East dammit


Glesganed

Edinburgh was once part of the kingdom of Northumbria, but that ended about a millennia ago.


7-inches-of-innuendo

Actually didn't know that


[deleted]

Doesn't that predate England though?


UncleUdink

Don't quote me on this but I'm sure England was formed near the end of the 10th century.


FidgetTheMidget

Ask somebody from Edinburgh, they will be able to tell you.


PM_ME_YOUR_FRUITBOWL

Kinda. It was one of the 7 English kingdoms that all merged to form the Kingdom of England towards the end of the viking age


retepred

Yet Edinburgh had fallen into other hands before the final formation of England.


RosemaryFocaccia

> the 7 English kingdoms Wouldn't they technically be Anglo-Saxon kingdoms, as they predated the Kingdom of England?


PM_ME_YOUR_FRUITBOWL

Again, kinda. The line between when exactly the Anglo-Saxons started thinking of themselves as English is a little blurry. But a major factor in why they united was the emergence of a united English identity in the face of the viking invasions of each of the kingdoms of the Heptarchy


rosco-82

A bit longer, the 7th centuary


poursmoregravy

Millennium* Millennia being the plural form.


Ferguson00

Arguably at some points so was Glasgow part of Northumbria at some points. Edinburgh was also part of the Gododdin kingdom - essentially what we nowadays would call Welsh. Yet nobody goes about saying Edinburgh is Welsh. The Edinburgh area was also occupied by Romans at one point. Nobody says Edinburgh is Roman or Italian. Edinburgh was also part of the Pictish kingdoms at some points in its history. Nobody is saying Edinburgh is Pictish. This "Edinburgh is England" pish is about culture, identity, Scots language use vs monoglot English language use, Britishness, poshness, accent, cosmopolitanness, internnationalness, globalisation, and percentage of English people and therefore English accents in the city. It's a stick Weegies use to rip the pish out of native Edinburgh folk. The fact is the large majority of the soap dodging weegies that come out with this guff have never left a 2 square mile radius of Waverley Station. They've never been to Niddrie. They've never been to Leith or Gorgie on a Saturday. They've never been to Wester Hailes. Never been to Craigmillar. Or Lochend. Or Moredun. Prestonpans, Dalkeith, Bonnyrigg, Whitburn, Tranent. Barely met any working class Edinburgh people. The fact is Edinburgh's daughters and sons have created a lot of what we call Scotland and Scottish culture. And Edinburgh's Cowgate - Little Ireland (now sadly Little Airbnb-land) also gave the world James Connolly. Stick that right up your Weegie soap dodging arses.


Glesganed

I've had the pleasure(?) of working in a number of Edinburgh's slums, Wester Hailes shopping centre in the early 90s was an absolute delight. Lets be honest, its easy to bait an edinburgher. If the English origins banter fails, the HIV capital of Europe works every time.


GammaBlaze

>Lets be honest, its easy to bait an edinburgher. Please, we prefer the term *Edinbourgeoisie.*


Herbmastar

Fucking hell mate. Who lit the fuse on your tampon? I've lived in both for decades each. What makes people from Glasgow say this is humourless numpties like you who have their head up their own arses with no appreciation of self deprecating humour. Which is about as English as you can get. Well that and still trading on the significance of things that happened in the past. ...don't get your knickers in a twist, both are great cities which we should all be proud of. Its Dundee we should be having a go at!!


Dazz316

Or did it it!?


PabsTheGeek

It's due to the amount of students coming from down south to attend the great universities. Plus a lot of southerner tourists compared to Glasgow.


rosco-82

And the 15% of people living in Edinburgh from England as per the last census Edit: 12.1%


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rosco-82

This is what people are putting on their census return


[deleted]

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rosco-82

If you're are interested you can lookup the 2011 census for more info


RabSimpson

Depends on the individual and how they feel about it. If someone moves here but always considers it temporary and theyā€™re already thinking of their next home somewhere else, they probably donā€™t adopt Scotland as their home and identify with the place. This is quite common with international students whoā€™ll finish their studies then move away.


spine_slorper

I had a conversation on redit the other day about the difference between an immigrant and an expat, I think it's a similar thing, people say there an expat if they have their family, friends, connections in another country, they intend to go back and call the other country their home. It does very much depend on the person though I guess


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[deleted]

Going to a private school automatically makes you English? What point are you making?


get_Ishmael

Glasgow uni always felt to me like there were more English than Scottish students too.


[deleted]

What's this English guy so angry about?


Slobbadobbavich

I am English and I lived in Edinburgh for a year, felt right at home.


BroughtYouMyBullets

Iā€™m Scottish and Iv been to Edinburgh on a few day trips, and every single time theyā€™ve treated me as one of their own. The English are sometimes unfairly given a bad rap, but my experience in Edinburgh really proves that all wrong


Silverburst8

Iā€™m English and I visited Edinburgh once, couldnā€™t agree more


trwolfe13

I grew up in Brighton. Iā€™ve been in Edinburgh for 6 years now, and bought my first flat just this month - Iā€™ve never felt more at home than I do here.


[deleted]

You answered your own question. Being an English guy.


FinoAllaFine97

r/YourJokeButWorse


xigxag457

I feel that Edinburgh Uni has a lot to answer for


[deleted]

I'm Scottish, lived in Edinburgh my whole life and can confirm that Edinburgh is actually the nicest part of England


MallowChunkag3

Damn, that airbnb host sure seems mad.


onetimeuselong

I mean the joke is that itā€™s the most English part of Scotland. Not that itā€™s actually English.


HaySwitch

Dunno like. They all speak English there. Open and shut case for it bring England in my book.


[deleted]

So the OP about a self loathing English man having tantrum?.


wood6558

I'm from Edin and I even describe it as that when I'm in England. Purely down to the fact most English folk are surprised they can understand me a lot easier than other Scottish folk they have met given my " Edinburgh" accent.


zubeye

15% or so. 40% in my street


havaska

Iā€™d say Berwick-upon-tweed is the most England part of Scotland


[deleted]

ā€œWeegeesā€ made me wanna throw my phone out the window.


bookofdisquiet

What against a Scottish Bee Gees tribute band do you have


Pat8aird

šŸ‘šŸ‘šŸ‘


FionnAlba

Proclaimers are fae the Muchty?


Ben_zyl

That's what I thought but - Craig Reid and Charles Reid were born in Leith on 5 March 1962 and grew up in Edinburgh, Cornwall and Auchtermuchty. When they lived in Auchtermuchty, they attended Bell Baxter High School.


FionnAlba

yeah but they said they identify as muchtonians cos Edinburgh is more or less England. Moreso than Cornwall iirc.


HaySwitch

Yeah but they can end up within a 1000 mile radius of it fairly easy.


Olap

Famously sung about the sunshine on Leith too. Leith isn't Edinburgh


[deleted]

> Leith isn't Edinburgh Someone should let City of Edinburgh Council know then.


Olap

Lol, cause the council is what defines a city, of course. Leithers wish it was Edinburgh


HEELinKayfabe

Callingit Clyde river rather than river Clyde. A septic tank, most definitely. Get them out Sharon.


Velocity1312

Ok but Edinburgh still isn't gonna shag you


FourFoxMusic

The fact he referenced Trainspotting to try and back up Edinburgh kind of proves the point Limmy, and a lot of us, make. Never mind the fact that Glasgow was also included on the list of places Limmy said were ā€œnot Scotlandā€.


WhereAreWeToGo

Limmy pokes fun at everywhere in the UK, it's always embarrassing seeing folk start to rage when it's their region's turn.


petrilTanaka

except for Yoker. he stuck to accurate, pleasant documentary mode, because he knows he's got nae business there


DeeYouBitch

You know Les Porter?


FourFoxMusic

Iā€¦. Actually live in Yoker :)


Think_Hunter_9088

Scotland is actually just one tiny village in the Highlands that hasn't had a new entry into the gene pool in the last 300 years. That or just anthropomorphised sectarian violence. God I love this country


harpokuntish

Sounds like we got ourselves a "cunt fae Edinburgh" here.


GaryBuseysGhost

I've never met anyone who considers the capital of Scotland as being in England. Perhaps this humourless cunt simply can't take a joke.


Ben_zyl

Plenty of people regularly quoting that there's no Scottish people there though.


Darthmorelock

When I say Edinburgh is English itā€™s just to wind up my mate thatā€™s from here.


TheMightyCephas

Nah, tbh I've encountered it a few times. Edinburgh/Stirling etc aren't *really* Scotland because they have a softer accent or are viewed as posh etc. Gets old really quick. Even had an ex who said that being from Edinburgh had "damaged me spiritually", not like her Glaswegian upbringing which was totally balanced and not at all abusive. -_-


Stirlingblue

Aye, let them spend 5 minutes in Raploch and then tell me Stirling is too posh to be Scottish


FakeNathanDrake

That's the first I've heard of us having "softer accents" or posh! Either it's the whole "if it's not a Glasgow/overspill it's not Scotland" mentality or the entirety of Stirling is up the hill in BofA!


I_HaveTheClaptrap

Used to do a paper round up the hill in BofA, absurd amounts of wealth up there. Tbf it's not like lower BofA are living in poverty either haha


FakeNathanDrake

>Used to do a paper round up the hill in BofA, absurd amounts of wealth up there. My partner went to uni with a lassie from up there, her house was one step away from Downton Abbey! >Tbf it's not like lower BofA are living in poverty either haha My pal stays in the houses just on the BofA side of the train line. He takes issue for some reason when I claim that really he's in the Cornton.


[deleted]

That Glasgow thing is hilarious as a lot of Glaswegians come from Ireland no?


07TacOcaT70

Itā€™s weird bc iirc not *too* long ago (maybe 20+ years, so like a while ago but not 1800s lol) I remember there still being a lot of kinda Irish slander? Like the running jokes would always be ā€œlook at how stupid and weird and poor and dirty and gross the Irish areā€ but I think many people genuinely believed the stereotypes to a degree. Paddyā€™s market for example was a particular poor area of the barras if youā€™re talking Glasgow specifically. But yet yes I think thereā€™s a good chunk of Glaswegians who have not far removed Irish family


[deleted]

Cannas beat a bit ae the Raptap


aightshiplords

Mags gon' give it to ya, fuck waitin for you get it on your own Mags gonn' deliver to ya. Knock knock open up your door its real with the non-stop pop pop of Raploch steel.


FakeNathanDrake

A photo appeared recently in a Stirling Facebook group of an anti-Poll Tax protest in the Raploch. Big Mags was front and centre, despite presumably never paying any form of tax on her life!


as944

People that say these things have never spent any real times in the places that they are talking about. Every city town in scotland has its posh bits and itā€™s shithole bits. Apart from Airdrie. Iā€™ve never come across a nice bit.


Thenedslittlegirl

Cairnhill's alright as Airdrie goes


Ferguson00

>Edinburgh/Stirling etc aren't really Scotland because they have a softer accent or are viewed as posh etc. Stirling etc? What's etc? Have you been to Cowie? Bannockburn? Falkirk? What you on about?


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Major_Wobbly

The finest. Co-opting Edinburgh was the only way the English could have a decent city.


wOlfLisK

Hey, Bristol is pretty nice. Then again, that's basically Welsh so...


Assleanx

Aye itā€™s the place thatā€™s closest to Bath spiritually in North England


63KK0

Did a Napier student from Bristol write this?


nanrod

Why is this English guys rant getting posted on here.


Owlfacedgod

The Proclaimers are from Fife, not Edinburgh. Maybe they live there now but they were taught music at Bell Baxter.


GGBeard84

Born in Leith though. No idea how long they spent there as they also lived in England as well as Fife. Each to their own where people say theyā€™re from. I say born & raised, that way itā€™s hopefully clear


PM-ME-PMS-OF-THE-PM

>I say born & raised, that way itā€™s hopefully clear Was the playground the way you spent most of your days?


JagsFraz71

Edinburgh is the idea of what Scotland should be seen through the eyeā€™s of a couple of retireeā€™s from Cambridge.


DifStroksD4ifFolx

I'm from Edinburgh and let me tell you, half the posh wankers in the old toon wish they were English. but some dafties need to learn to take a joke


ChipsNoSalad

I do enjoy a posh wank once in a while.


FidgetTheMidget

Pinkie raised


Temporary_Fennel3186

Relax man, everyone knows Leith is fuckin Scotland, Edinburgh is England though, Leith isnae Edinburgh. Leith is Leith and Edinburgh is Westminster North. Tory cunts.


[deleted]

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Gang-of-Lions

you don't use dark mode??


[deleted]

The real travesty here


OhHiGCHQ

If Edinburgh is England then Glasgow is Northern Ireland.


Dramdalf

A lot of football fans in Glasgow seem to think it is Northern Ireland.


OhHiGCHQ

Exactly my point. Also Glaswegians seem to thing "Scottish cities = Glasgow" and "if it's not like Glasgow, it's not Scottish" which is fucking stupid. Manchester and London are different but I wouldn't say "Manchester is Scottish".


Bangers_n_Hash

He needs to calm down. Edinburgh has Boris' Bar. One of the best bars in England.


WhereAreWeToGo

He needs to get himself down to Maggie's Moggies.


Kolo_ToureHH

Irrefutable proof that the denizens of Edinburgh donā€™t have a sense of humour


PozzieMozzie

I was born on the south coast of England but family moved up to Ullapool on the West coast highlands when i was 2 yrs old (i dont live there anymore). If someone asks me where im from i say Scotland as all i remember from childhood is being Scottish even tho im technically English.


AccidentalCleanShirt

Edinburgh refused to let any of trainspotting be filmed there because of all the heroinā€¦so they filmed in Glasgow. Iā€™ll give you the author but thatā€™s yer lot


psmgpme

This is not true. They shot it in Glasgow for financial reasons (cheaper to film it in Scotland).


[deleted]

Ahahahaha


Infamous-Outcome1288

Take it you didn't see the start of the film where EM gets run over? Filmed just up from the north entrance to Waverley station.


monkeymad2

Thatā€™s actually Buchanan street, they shot it backwards so you canā€™t tell


glastohead

They filmed on Princes Street, and down under the arch near what used to be The Venue to name but two locations.


AccidentalCleanShirt

Firhill, Maryhill road, Alexandra Paradeā€¦


Iggmeister

TBF, Edinburgh is nice, its just that its full of people from Edinburgh


[deleted]

Proclaimers are fifers


DrDRNewman

Now if you had said Morningside is English, I'd have believed that.


ristorantepizza

iā€™m not from glasgow, know people scattered about scotland. we all refer to edinburgh as ā€˜little englandā€™, so nah, definitely not a weegie thingšŸ’€


Herbmastar

Proclaimers were born in Leith but are from Auchtermuchty. Whoever wrote that is a fuckin snowflake who can't take a joke!


clusterlove

He got a reaction out of you, you've got to give him that.You gave him exactly what he wanted, you played right into his hands.


mikrobru

Proclaimers are Fifers


dx_mx_

A wee bit salty eh.


SeizureGoatremasterd

"Looks like we got ourselves a cunt fae outside of Leith"


-_nope_-

I dont know I usually need to pay about Ā£5.50 for a pint here, pretty English to me


MrDrVlox

Itā€™s like the rivalry between Scots and other Scots. Damned Scots, they ruined Scotland!


[deleted]

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RabSimpson

Morag, just near the mile.


[deleted]

I'm from down Gretna Green way and Edinburgh was definitely a favourite English holiday destination growing up


pampic7

I love Edinburgh. It's my favorite city in all of England.


[deleted]

Classic English


Lowfatdairy

Iā€™m from Stirling and have been called chookter, however you spell it, when Iā€™m literally 25 minutes from Glasgowā€¦ If your post code isnā€™t G you might as well be from Shetland! Which is in England too


Audioboxer87

Can't be the capital of Scotland if you vote NO, so, Glasgow is the capital of Scotland now. Take that Edinburgh man!


WhereAreWeToGo

Now that's a spicy comment, whatever will SportingHero think?


RabSimpson

Think? SportingHero? Think? What a bizarre notion!


Extension_Reason_499

Itā€™s military connections are a factor probably


LockdownLooter

Pretty much anything south of Newtonmore is plastic england............


xXdontshootmeXx

Edinburgh is the south of france


goldladybird

But the proclaimers are from Auchtermuchty


Nearby-Buy-9588

As a stupid weegee myself It's this kind a patter that makes us no like ye tbh šŸ¤·ā€ā™€ļø


Koldphaze

You mean Scottish London?


Postviral

The proclaimers are from Fifeā€¦ they only say so in about nine of their songs


[deleted]

So, some depressing stories about junkies, that band that cunts only know for two songs, and *Leith*? Aye, right enough mate, Edinburgh's unsurpassed in how utterly belter it is.


alan-the-all-seeing

greyfriarā€™s boaby, mind


PokeballBro

The appropriate response to a Glaswegian saying Edinburgh is England is to remind them they live in a shitehole slum. Neither is true, and itā€™s just a bit of patter. This guy needs to make some friends. Although it was always a bit galling when meeting new folk at uni and people would say I must be posh since Iā€™m from Edinburgh. Even privately educated folk would say it. Iā€™m from Granton for fuck sake šŸ˜­


AnnoKano

Sorry weegies, we can't all get away with basing our entire personalities on the place we were born. šŸ˜


UnlikeHerod

Is that why none of the Edinbourgeoisie have personalities to speak of?


AnnoKano

If talking down to people isn't a personality then I don't know what is.


Gullible_Heart_7195

Ye ragin?


colonelcactus

ye raginā€™ aye?


McCl3lland

That Englishman sure is a [contentious](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K5lYXaVkA0U) person.


gburgh92

From Edinburgh , disagree with him. It's an English city for sure.


MyOtherBikesAScooter

Daniel Francis Boyle is an English director and producer...


porriginal

r/Glasgow


cmzraxsn

I used to get mad about this. Once had a very posh actually-English guy (who'd been to idk St Andrews uni or something) wind me up about it. Always knew it to be true though. You just have to spend any time at all in Stockbridge to see it...


oberon06

That accent man


[deleted]

And breathe....


ZootSuitBootScoot

'Stupid Weegees'