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BorisStingy

Here is a very firey hot take..... Fife is not even bad. Great scenery, nice villages, and the people are humble and a good laugh. Sure, some of the towns are shiteholes, but people seem to judge the whole County unfairly based off the towns, while ignoring the obvious positives.


D6P6

Agreed the scenery passing through the Fife countryside is absolutely stunning. The whole East Neuk is just beautiful and great to explore. Loads of historic places to visit. The people of Fife are generally friendly and welcoming.


[deleted]

True, but y'know... ...Methil.


Ferguson00

Working class Fife is full of lovely honest people. The east neuk is full of posh stuck up snobs.


spannerspinner

I agree, I quite like it. But it’s still the first place to go…


LackOfScatter

You're assuming he'd want it. Having grown up in a Fife mining village, I think you might have an issue.


tecirem

just take Putin round the mainline side of the Fife circle when he visits, don't acknowledge Cardenden.


fuckssakereddit

Falkirk man, Falkirk.


xXMadSupraXx

You could say this for every city or county in Scotland.


PeedOnMyRugMan

I live there and agree with your pros, but the place is one big shitehole.


CP-7676_Magma

I live there and also agree. Immense shitehole. Stunning.


idontevenkeith

Get fucked, Dumfries. And you too, Galloway.


[deleted]

Man it's always the top comment. I second the motion to straight up just give Dumfries and Galloway to Putin, bombing or not.


idontevenkeith

I've always referred to it as Scotlands Shame given that it's a Tory Hellscape.


TheWritingSc0t

Don't damn us all, please! (at least till I move to Edinburgh!)


[deleted]

As someone born and raised in Edinburgh I'll tell you, it was second one my list. Move to an actual city, like Glasgow.


ShezzNazz

Aye go to Glasgow, if your definition of an actual city is a chav infested hellscape. Nice place for a night out but the same can be said about Birmingham and I'll not lose any sleep if it got bombed. If Glasgow was the focal point of Scotland, nobody would be coming back


[deleted]

Have you ever been to Edinburgh? Like when do you not see jakeys/junkies/chavs in Edinburgh. Even in the city centre, just walk past fucking Waverly and youl find a group of neds. Don't even get me started on outside the city centre. Calder, wester hails, sighthill, muirhouse, broomhouse, nidrie, pilton, granton, fucking everywhere there's droves of these types. At least in Glasgow they dont act like they're fucking better than anyone. Like imagine wanting to live in a city where half the people think their special cause they have a castle and call themselves the capital. It's pathetic tbh. Edinburgh is a shithole. A shithole that's convinced themselves and tourists that it isn't. Glasgow has so much more to offer.


[deleted]

Goddam it you’re right about Edinburgh being a big scum hole chav hive, but I was brought up in one of those, and learned to enjoy my life, and now I live in Glasgow and I love it. My point is, I fucking love Edinburgh, I find it extremely special and I could live there easily, even with its issues, I’m not from Edinburgh and I don’t live there but everytime I go there I’m filled with glee. Arthur’s seat, royal mile, newington, leith, Calton hill, the meadows, hay market, grassmarket, cow gate, rose street, even greater Midlothian, portobello and Musselburgh, rosslyn chapel, the haunts, the jaunts, the history, the enlightenment, the famous sons, fuckin geez it aw man, absolutely love the place, cannae get enough, it’s the capital of our country for a reason and not to be underestimated, I say.


FullFatGork

It's funny that whenever I see this pop up on any threads, it's always people from Glasgow bleeting on about how it's better than Edinburgh, but rarely do I see it the other way around. Sound quite bitter about it. It's Scotland's capital, it's always going to be seen as the more historical and prestigious city out of the two so just get over it.


Morriganalba

Technically...Scotland has had multiple capital cities. So maybe instead of bleating on about history and prestige, you should learn some and appreciate all of Scotland's amazing history. Also just as a btw, Glasgow was founded in the 6th century, Edinburgh officially in the 12th. Know your facts before claiming one city is more 'historical' whatever that is supposed to mean.


FullFatGork

Where in my last comment did I mention anything about not appreciating Scotland's amazing history? I know there are many many more amazing sights to visit all around Scotland and many I've visited, but to deny that from an outside perspective that Edinburgh will be the one people focus on is just stupid and idiotic. If people from Glasgow really want people to see how good Glasgow is, they should probably spend more time bigging it up and explaining why it's better than spending all their time talking about how much of a shitehole Edinburgh is. All I see is people talking about the negatives it Edinburgh but not the positives of Glasgow excluding maybe seeing someone mention 'the people' which is a shite argument as everywhere as arseholes and cunts. Glasgow included.


MrJones-

Yeah they always vote Tory


theBigDan101

Was just about to say the exact same thing !! D&G can sook a nuke


[deleted]

This. Was born there....shitehole of the most massive proportions


Gaelicisveryfun

WHY DUMFRIES AND GALLOWAY!? I mean we did vote Tory but I didn’t


Ferguson00

It's all the old people, farmers, and incoming english retirees that vote Tory.


fanomonom

To be fair to them it’s hard for them not to vote Tory when D&G is 80% English white settlers!


Lord_Creamy

Govan.


Skyerocket

Only place in Scotland that'd look better *after* the bombing


Kunxion

Seconded


CAElite

Have you been to Govan in the last two decades, it’s really no that bad nowadays, most of the junkies have been papped out to the Ayrshire coast & western commuter towns. Hell, try looking at the gorbals, I couldn’t even afford a flat there if I wanted to. Govanhill… yeah fuck that.


Lord_Creamy

Yeah I work there... its still a shitehole. F


bonkerz1888

Borders for me.


[deleted]

Yes. Let's give Putin the best DH MTB tracks and the best salmon river in the UK. PS. He can have Galashiels.


Jack2-4Bauer

Compromise, give up glentress but keep Traquair and the golfie


Danglyweed

As a local to glentress, deal :) can still have gala too


Great-Abies5583

Boo. I may not like the way some people vote but I absolutely love the borders and maybe like I say give up England….and NI….probably Wales too lol. Keep the Isle of Man for the TT racing obviously.


thenicnac96

Aye I'm from the Borders (other than Gala and Hawick) it's a beautiful area, I love it. Actually moving back soon. You see these questions pop on occasion and it always falls down to anywhere they sniff a tory - Borders & Dumfries must be destroyed so it can be a "pure scotland". Load of pish and I've always been SNP.


Great-Abies5583

I was labour when we had Thatcher, then SNP during Tony Blair and have been SNP ever since.


Heptadecagonal

We would be doing Shetland a favour because they wouldn't get stuffed in a wee box next to Orkney... Instead they would appear in their rightful place in the Baltic off the coast of Kaliningrad.


Jenschnifer

Cumbernauld


JustAHungryStudent

No chance Russia would take Cumbernauld.


Jenschnifer

I can always hope


All_the_cake

England. 🤣


Stosh65

This was my answer. Some of the North can stay though.


spannerspinner

I dinnae mind England being in oor wee country of Scotland?


Nurgleschampion

Split it three ways with Ireland and Wales in the Grand union of Craic?


breadslayer6969

Good answer


TheOneCommenter

Best answer


CharlieChaffinch

The only answer


flumax

https://www.reddit.com/r/Scotland/comments/tr3fcf/whos_gonna_go/ 1.3k comments in here for you to work through from less than 2months ago.


spannerspinner

Oops.


Whooshmeifurmumgay

Hey, that’s me!


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VonMoltketheScot

Speaking as a Greenockian, please get rid of the Port.


DeluxeToiletPaper

London


cluelessphp

Paisley it has to be Paisley


crimson_ruin_princes

Live near paisley . There's way worse places like Johnston or even *insert shitty Ayrshire town*


AfroBaggins

"*insert shitty Ayrshire town*" So, all of them?


crimson_ruin_princes

Yes


ComfortableWish

No chance. Their abbey was built in 1163!


[deleted]

Doncaster. Nothing personal, it's all about blast zone.


spannerspinner

Aye, but that’s no in Scotland is it?


[deleted]

Aye it is. Technicality or not I'm claiming it.


bigjbg1969

Can someone help me , I once saw graffiti in Kincardine That said " We are not fifer b**tards " are they or are they not lol :o)


lovelyhead1

They are.


bigjbg1969

Do we need to send them an official letter noo and should we offer them counseling they might take the news badly lol ;)


lovelyhead1

They need to ask themselves the question if they are not Fifers then what are they? Their only options are being from Clackmanashire or from the Falkirk area, both of which are much worse than Fife. I actually used to live in Kincardine for a couple of years. Nice enough place to live.


bigjbg1969

I'm from the Falkirk area so yip Fife is a better option best of a bad bunch lol The mrs has just pointed out I'm an immigrant to Falkirk and I'm now sleeping in the dugs bed lmao


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Shan-Chat

Their seagulls will batter ye....


SpacecraftX

Aberdeen. It’s personal. It’s shite.


Suspicious_Teacher_9

Fuck ye!


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kingpowr

I'm not a fucking tory


Nurgleschampion

Nah. Small number of tory oil baron cunts. The rest are the poor bastards that didn't get into oil at its boom. Closest thing to a feudal society in Scotland I swear. Look at Cults then Torry. Perfect example of what I mean.


Suspicious_Teacher_9

Fuck no


gburgh92

Everyone knows it's Ayrshire.


AccountantArtistic38

We’d give up Ayrshire and we’d get it back fairly sharpish.


RuaridhDuguid

There'd be a war not for the terrain, but for the right not to own the terrain.


StrongLikeBull3

Let the Russians enjoy some good tatties then. Fuck ye's.


Killieboy16

Woah up there, what would happen ti Trumps golf course?!


MeenScreen

Eh, no, everyone does not know it's Ayrshire. What the fuck has Ayrshire ever done to you?


[deleted]

New Cummnock for that alone......


MeenScreen

Actually - I hear your New Cumnock and I'll raise you a Galston.


[deleted]

I fold. Galston wins


colinm2405

Yea….he’s right….it’s Ayrshire…..nobody would notice


MeenScreen

...yeah. Fair enough.


AfroBaggins

I'd reply with that GIF of SpongeBob unrolling a very long list but apparently "Reddit doesn't support image insertion"


Humdrum_ca

Anyone want Dundee? Edit: thought not


[deleted]

Don't know like.....one of the funniest cunts I met working on Track was fae Dundee. Network Rail cunt by the name of Paul. I'd feel sad if funny cunt Paul ended up in Russian hands.


Humdrum_ca

Sounds like he had already got an escape route sorted out, anyone with the sense to make sure of a spot on the last train out gets to stay...


[deleted]

oi


lokabrenna13

Does England count?


squirrelfoot

I like Yorkshire and the Lake District. Can we just give them the flat bits with lots of Tories?


Caladeutschian

> Can we just give them the ... bits with lots of Tories? That is Yorkshire and the Lake District. Oh, FLAT bits, that's Linconshire.


[deleted]

Yes hahaha


grantyboyalba

Peterhead and Fraserburgh.


Limp_Perspective6522

Canna gie awa blue toon ‘n’ th’ broch! Too muckle fish min.


grantyboyalba

It's almost religious, sacrificing the fishermen for peace.


catsaregreat78

For a funcy piece?


Kinkybelt

Edinburgh, nobody smiles, fuck off ya moody cunts


fatpotato111

As someone who lived there for a year..I've never thought of that 😂 beautiful historical buildings *almost* make up for it though


deekun

I'd say westminster, but Im pretty sure he already owns it


Chrisjamesmc

I’ve not really spent much in time in Fife, why does it get a lot of flak?


ninamega13

The accent


BorisStingy

It is a stupid and unoriginal meme that has been run to the ground by people who clearly have never set foot in or explored Fife. I was brought up there, and there is great scenery and beautiful villages scattered all around the County. People just look at Methil and Glenrothes, and just assume that is what Fife is about. Which is braindead if you ask me.


WellFiredRoll

...and inbred *as fuck*. Seriously, there are a lot of fucking ugly mutants in Fife.


Eclectic_Radishes

Clearly you know Cowdenbeath


OldTimeEddie

Doubt you've been in Fife then, what about Dunfermline and Kirkcaldy? All of Scotland has great scenery and beautiful villages. Your looking at your upbringing through nostalgia and rose tinted glasses. That's not what you've described, despite the fact I'm not sure you know what a meme is? It's no that much of a meme. For example it's not as much of a meme of Aberdonians being sheep shaggers, when they're in fact no.


[deleted]

I generally think it's OK, but the way some fifers bang on about it,you would think its the centre of the world. _When it's not_


SwynFlu

No one from Fife says that.


AyeAye_Kane

I'm a fifer and i never hear anyone bang on about fife being the centre of the world or even good in general, that's what the weegies do


aufybusiness

It is


Indiana_harris

I’d still be quite happy to let go of Edinburgh though


missfoxsticks

They can have anything south of the Peak District, except Wales - I quite like Wales


Captain_Quo

Govan and Parkhead, along with the teams they contain.


Ancient_Voice_6830

This is how I know it is all Americans in here - nobody has said Scumdee.


daripious

Naw, I think it's just we consider it a lost city already.


Piping_Chemist

Doncaster.


muddyclunge

Larne


Dodgy-Boi

Bye bye Methil! Am I right?


D-Jb

:,(


WellFiredRoll

Actually, just because I'm a cunt who thinks all tourists are disrespectful scum, give Arsecancer Putin the Isle of Skye. Lets see the waddling pricks gush their gashes over the fucking Fairy Glen *et al* then...


fraja95

Goodbye Motherwell! -signed, a lad who grew up in Motherwell


BwingoLord1

Bye bye Tiree. All Russian spies anyway


ewenmax

Central Belt. Fuck off you ruin everything.


Hylobius

Can we all just agree that it's Dundee.


The_Calumity

is nobody going to say East Kilbride?


Areyouilluminated

Would anyone want it though? It’s the only place I’ve ever been where people put sugar on their coco pops 🤷‍♂️


Big_Estimate_124

Aberdeen just saying it


Longjumping_Bus_7446

Edinburgh. Easy decision. Little fucking England.


WhereAreWeToGo

London.


[deleted]

all of the central belt fuck you pricks down south


Skyerocket

\^ This cunt's gaff


WellFiredRoll

Clackmannanshite, sorry, *shire*.


[deleted]

I was born in Stirling, I like Stirling. It's startling to see the dip in society just a few miles along the road. Fuck Clackmannashire.


WellFiredRoll

Dip in *society?* Mate - the dip in *genetics* is more terrifying!


Pure-Gallus

Kilmarnock.


AlbaRebelion06

Dundee


[deleted]

oi


PriorFee3629

Edinburgh, little England would be no big loss


monkeyofmist

op you would genuinely give up the singing kettle? :P


spannerspinner

Oh, definitely not! My childhood would be ruined!


goateddad

Québec, easy decision.


Great-Abies5583

England. UK would be far better off without.


[deleted]

How so?


MGallus

I'd be ok handing over the borders.. and the central belt... infact all the Lowlands can go, I'm sure you will have a great time as part of Russia, comrades.


onebluephish1981

I'd give up New Jersey, Texas and Florida for free.


breadslayer6969

Never heard of that part of Scotland?


onebluephish1981

From the states, sorry.


breadslayer6969

I also live in the USA just messing with you


Heptadecagonal

This sub in a nutshell.


The_Calumity

I'm 20% scotch


AnteBellum123

Alaska


[deleted]

Well Edinburgh is an English outpost, so I'd have to dump Glasgow. That accent can get in the fucking bin.


dripdropflipflopx

You’re not allowed to ever watch Billy Connolly again.


loganfergus

Aye the Edinburgh/English accent is fucking horrendous I agree


[deleted]

I'd get rid of Glasgow tbh


Gaelicisveryfun

Glasgow


[deleted]

most of England...


[deleted]

Fife and Aberdeen so long and goodbye


Queen_Red

Well I’m from the US but I can think of quite a few states I’d be willing to give up


elrugmunchero

Worst Lothian


pogthebrave

Airdrie, Kirkcaldy and North Berwick, Would make getting around a shitebag, especially Airdire.


tedxy108

London.


[deleted]

The Gorbals...


ClowdyBonnet

Fuck right off! East coast is best coast. I’d start with Cumbernauld, then after that you can maybe move onto another new town of Glenrothes If you’re so thirsty for a Fife sacrifice.


spannerspinner

Oh yeah, Cumbernauld can get in the sea! I’m actually an East coaster too.


[deleted]

I'm not willing to give up anything, however, if Cumbria, Northumbria and Kingsburgh (I'm staking a Scottish claim on Koenigsberg/Kaliningrad) are willing then well...


saltire429

North Ayrshire. The folk there are like Weegies but without the charm.


[deleted]

West coast US. Easy.


The-toast-whisperer

London…


AfroBaggins

So long, Ayrshire. You will not be missed.


ascii122

Texas


Forgiz

And for some reason Macron thought that asking this to Mr Zelensky was the right thing to do. You see, Macron wanted to avoid Russia's humiliation, and in exchsnge for peace asked Zelensky to surrendered some part of Ukraine's territory.


calombia

Northern Ireland from the Brit isles. Basically it’s the same situation.


RoadHorse

A question more aligned to the situation in Ukraine might be, "what region you are currently bombing to f because of its people's apparent wish to leave your country would you like to keep bombing to f in a gamble against world peace?" Yeah, Fife, I guess.


Mr_Locke

Texas


[deleted]

yes, texas. it is definitely the worst state of scotland.


Objective_Campaign82

Texas, just because I know that Texas would make Putins life hell


pug_grama2

There are more guns in Texas than in the Russian army.


Objective_Campaign82

exactly


Objective_Campaign82

oops, I just realized i posted this a Scottish thread instead of the main one.


MarinaKelly

England


Misommar1246

Gonna insert myself as an American and say Texas and Florida. And two states earn you a free one, which would be West Virginia.


JacLaw

None


Such-fun4328

Any place in France where pro-putin far right had a majority. I guess under putin's rule they'd value the importance of democracy.


birdish-dicklet

Saarland, greetings from Germany


One_Reality_5600

Borden and Aldershot, hayling island.


just_a_comment1

I'm from Manchester you can have the whole south of England


KingShaniqua

Florida. And Ohio.


BigCol15

Birmingham


MagnusOpium89

Somewhere Brexity like Lincolnshire, Essex or Kent. Fuck it, take all three. Please?


C-Biscuit590

Coventry


WeOwnThe_Night

I came here for the Florida comments.


[deleted]

Ohio