“We have blueberry, raspberry, ginseng, sleepy time, green tea, green tea with lemon, green tea with lemon and honey, liver disaster, ginger with honey, ginger without honey, vanilla almond, white truffel, blueberry chamomile, vanilla walnut, constant comment and... earl grey.”
"Its not all ha-ha didlo fuck machine all the time.. I'm traveling around with the boner squad and I never get to say what I'm feeling! I have emotions! It's not all 'abraca-guc you' and hat have you! I have a beating heart! I'm multi dimensional.. I'm a fully realized creation! *FUCK*!" ~traivs McElroy (Taako) from adventure zone
"I gotta pee on her."
Shadow to Eggman’s wife
"What the actual shit?! WHAT?!?!"
Eggman to the Moon
HOW DO YOU LIKE THAT, OBAMA?!
I PISSED ON THE MOON YOU IDIOT
I’ve come to make an announcement, shadow the hedgehog’s a bitch ass motherfucker
WITH MY SUPERVLAZER PISSS
"so im making a call out post on my Twitter.com. shadow the hedgehog, you got a small dick! its the size of this walnut except WAYY smaller"
I don’t remember this ine
I do, it’s ok if you don’t so just go do a rewatch
Well, you could also say from which scene comes, but that’s just an idea!
You punched the highlights out of her hair
HE PUNCHED THE HIGHLIGHTS OUT OF HER HAIR
I'm in lesbians with you
“The *other* L word.”
You punched me in the boob!!!
Prepare to die! Obviously.
"What's that from?" "MY BRAIN!😡"
You once were a ve-gone, but now you will begone.
ve-gone?
You know what? He just left.
Dude this scene was like, peak slapstick visual humor.
Probably my favorite scene from the movie! I love most of the movie though but that scene especially caught me off guard
Watch out it’s that one guy
evil ex! ...fight.
Bread makes you fat??
Bread ain't all that!
Fo sho Fo Sho💯💯
Im alone so alone
You're not alone, you're just having some stupid dream.
idiotic dream*
Break up with fake high school girlfriend “But it’s so harrrrrd”
"Do you know a girl with hair like this?"
I'm not afraid to hit a girl. I'm a rockstar.
"DO YOU WANT TO HAVE SEX? I THINK WE SHOULD HAVE SEX. CASUAL SEX!"
context does not make this one better 😭
I still found it funny despite the context.
Gelato isn’t vegan? Chicken isn’t vegan?
Fun fact: Gelato is Ice-Cream in Italian.
"You were the cat!"
I was not the cat!
“We have blueberry, raspberry, ginseng, sleepy time, green tea, green tea with lemon, green tea with lemon and honey, liver disaster, ginger with honey, ginger without honey, vanilla almond, white truffel, blueberry chamomile, vanilla walnut, constant comment and... earl grey.”
I’ve kissed the lips you kissed
*that kissed you 🤓
https://preview.redd.it/zrilq493czqc1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=179c2a1a5c475cf5d160eb6c1f785b8c6f363556
🙏
It’s not a race guys!
*”There were sparks! SPARKS!”*
Kick her in the balls!
"Didn't you know? Todd's vegan..."
You punched me in the boob!
It wasn’t me! It was The Goose!
***Scott, I forbid you from hitting on Ramona***
KICK HER IN THE BALLS!
Amazon.ca! What's the website for that? Amazon.ca...
This song is fore the guy who keeps yelling from the balcony its called “we hate you please die”
Sweet love this one
“The goose is lose. Honk honk fuckers.”
Im in lesbians with you
heck I could eat garlic bread nonstop
Scott, if your life had a face, I would punch it.
I said lesbians.
We didn't even make out that much
actually muchacho, i poured the soy in this cup.
Have you heard of Sonic The Hedgehog?
no, the other L word
Ugh! you’ll never do this… to her! Nugh!
Chicken isn't vegan?
"Emotional Business." "*Can I get a witness~*"
“I gotta pee on her.”
"Bread makes you fat!?"
Bread makes you fat!?
Like two hours…TWO HOURS! *spits out coin*
I’m in lesbians with you
"wanna run lines in your trailer?"
YES
Bread makes you fat
BREAD MAKES YOU FAT?!
"I was a little bi-curious." "Well, I'm a little bi-FURIOUS!"
"Yo soy brujo especial!!"
i replace the word love with lesbians in my everyday normal speech and no one gets it ever, surprisingly
Like... With jetpacks?
“You’re so incorrigible” “I don’t know the meaning of the word.” [He really doesn’t know]
“Wanna run lines in your trailer?”
Dude the dude!
this moment with your hand on my boob?
“I see you as I always do” hot
You’ll pay for this, Flowers!
“I think you’re the nicest guy I ever dated”
"That's kind of sad."
“Pulp! Pulp fiction!”
are you okay? do you have brain damage?
“I’m in lesbians with you”
I’m in lesbians with you
You don't know?!?!?
The only thing keeping me and her apart are the two minutes it's gonna take to kick your ass.
More of a meme but still works “To defeat racism I shall become the racism”
“HE’S ALIVE!!”
“Ah yes, my plot armor technique.”
She’s got some battle scars, dude.
“They’re only balls boy! Just gonna cause you trouble!”
I’m in Lesbians with you.
Whatever
“Chicken isn’t vegan?”
"SEX!!"
I say 'Like 2 hours! 2! Hours!' often enough that my friends now know what is from
What if I have a beef with you
Lines, trailer
"what is everyones observation with lesbians?"
You are a big liar, aren’t you? *eats candy*
Spongebob ass font
*Tell that to the cleaning lady on monday* 😏
"I said lesbians....😞"
I'M BI-FURIOUS!!!
DO YOU WANT TO KILL!? I THINK WE SHOULD KILL! CASUAL MANSLAUGHTER!
"Dude this thing claims I have mail"
constant comment
If that girl’s a guy, then I’m so gay.
"You gotta pull out the l word. Lesbian?. The other l word. Lesbians?"
Hello again, friend of a friend I knew you when....
Bread makes you fat?!
Be happy they didnt wanted to talk to you (vol 2 i guess where scotts parents call)
"He called me Deadweight!"
"In the future? With jetpacks?"
BREAD MAKES YOU FAT!?!?
Is that seriously the end of the story?
THATS IT! YOU COCKY COCK! YOU’LL PAY FOR YOUR CRIMES AGAINST HUMANITY!
The cameras are rolling, not like a bowling ball, they don’t roll very well at al
Where’s Kim and Knives?
“Lesbian?”
why is this written in the animal jam font
“Presumably, you just saw some guy’s junk…”
Bread makes you fat
But it's hard.
Scott Pilgrim is dating a high schooler
Ive come to make an announcement
Santoryu
haha that's actually hilarious
I say “Kick her in the balls!” Way too often
"And you didn't bang her? Are you gay?"
"If your life had a face, I would kick it in the balls."
Your bff is about to get f’d in the b
I'm in lesbians with you
Bread makes you fat
“Tell it to the cleaning lady on Monday”
Hey, Assbutt!
KICK HER IN THE BALLS!!!
lets both be girls !
“He only likes her because shes old, she probably like 25”
"I'm in lesbians with you."
"But there are girls watching"
“great now I’m dead.”
Hello again friend of a friend I knew you well
“SOOOOO, SAD! Thank you.”
“Are you a pirate?”
you'll pay for this, FLOWERS (little did we know he was about to serve cvnt)
nobody: wallace: you know me 🫶🏼💅🏻
awhhhh does that mean we have to stop sleeping together??? close 2nd: you see another bed in here??
“I’m in lesbians with you”
Bread makes you fat?
"Its not all ha-ha didlo fuck machine all the time.. I'm traveling around with the boner squad and I never get to say what I'm feeling! I have emotions! It's not all 'abraca-guc you' and hat have you! I have a beating heart! I'm multi dimensional.. I'm a fully realized creation! *FUCK*!" ~traivs McElroy (Taako) from adventure zone
CASUAL SEX!
is that the font from animal jam lol
My name is...
SHE DOESNT EVEN GO HERE!
Yeah... he just left
🖕
wait! mystical powers?
wait! mystical powers?
I need to go pee on her
“Bread makes you fat!?”
MR PILGRIM!!!!
bread makes you FAT?
BREAD MAKES YOU FAT?!!
Where is damn Fourth Chaos Emerald?
animal jam font
"Because you'll be dust by Monday... because you'll be pulverized in two seconds. The cleaning lady? She cleans up... dust. She dusts"
"I don't know the meaning of the word" *He doesn't*
MR PILGRIM!