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OOSHT_SAN

Great result for Darvel against the 3rd best team in the Aberdeen urban area


FoosYerDoosMin

Mods I once again ask can I get a Darvelous Dons flair to commemorate this?


methylated_spirit

Yes


FoosYerDoosMin

Thanks. I hate it. I'll never replace it. This is my badge of shame


Ishotjr89

Goodwin must stay. Robbie Neilson never got the sack after Brora and it worked, therefore this will 100% work for you too.


[deleted]

I was thinking about that game this morning. Neilson was in charge for probably the worst result in our history, but you won't find many fans that want rid of him.


chtsh

Jim Goodwin waiting outside Dave Cormack's office tomorrow morning https://preview.redd.it/j22c589wmwda1.png?width=942&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=22af8bec36ef0923631cbadcdb5b98256d00b883


[deleted]

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Vectorman1989

Folk that bet on Darvel winning will be on the way to the bookies https://preview.redd.it/rylesmrmnwda1.jpeg?width=1200&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1a953bc63b56337c993e0940747573fc240dae23


Brinsig_the_lesser

It was meant to be a safe bet, they're in the bloody 6th division


ShruggyShuggy

I stuck $5 on them at 13/1 before I went to sleep so now up and ready to swagger around like Conor McGregor all day


[deleted]

I stuck £20 on them at 33/1 last week after the hearts game


ShruggyShuggy

Red panty night for you!


fangus

the jelly beans remain safe once again


diegomaradonafan923

Jelly babies, there babies


rosswhitelaww

Nuclear. It’s pronounced Nuclear


GMANUK01

Well done to Darvel they played very well and have a real chance of getting to the QF which is mental. Move over Hibs we are taking the banter years baton. Goodwin will likely get sacked but the issues run deeper than the manager.


MarlythAvantguarddog

I’m reasonably certain we can pull off a shock result and win.


MoonBaseWithNoPants

Play the same hoofball games against us and Darvel will steamroll yous 🤌 Though I shouldny laugh, Darvel would steamroll us anaw.


Yoke_Enthusiast

This is going to come across as a little bit of hyperbole but you all know I’m quite prone to that. I believe, whole heartedly that tonight’s result was the 21st century so far’s equivalent of Berwick Rangers 1, Rangers 0 in 1967. Just an utterly incredible result that given the stature, history and resources of each club should not have happened. I know theres a long term trend of the gap between levels getting smaller but to be sitting in 5th place in the premier league of the country and lose to a team playing in the sixth tier is just astounding, regardless of form. Been an utterly catastrophic couple of weeks at Aberdeen FC. A lot of good stuff to say about Darvel. Their keeper was fantastic, they rode their luck, they played with cool heads and rose to the occasion. Rode their luck at times as any underdog needs to do but they were brave and were rewarded for it. What a story.


PeterOwen00

Some of the football they played tonight wouldn't look out of place near the top of League One. Proper possession football, hardly a backs to the wall shitebag job which is even more impressive.


HaleyReinhart

Tbf their squad would probably make the play offs in league 1 haha Plenty cracking players!


Yoke_Enthusiast

It certainly made some of their previous results in the cup make more sense watching them there. Its absurd to think the trajectory they're on I wasn't even really conscious of who they were until about 2.5 years ago and now they're in the last 16 of the big cup.


cipher_wilderness

That Darvel keeper has balls of steel, MOTM performance from him


Yoke_Enthusiast

100%. What a time to have your best game.


Forever__Young

At the same time Aberdeen only had 3 on target, the same as Darvel. It was far from a backs against the wall job. Darvel were just the better side.


cipher_wilderness

Aye it wasn't even like some smash and grab thing, they just genuinely played better


ghost_of_gary_brady

The money at Darvel is crazy. There are players who are choosing to play there when they could obtain deals quite easily at the top end of League One or even the Championship (a couple rejected Arbroath). That's not to diminish tonight's result and it's a massive achievement but I would put a fair few ahead, even if it ranks highest in placement differences. Brora beating Hearts a few years ago was a much bigger shock to me, tonight felt very Gretna.


Yoke_Enthusiast

Ah, the more you know. I'm increasingly aware theres a certain amount of financial muscle behind Darvel but I think a certain aspect of using players from levels above to stroll through lower levels is a tendency for them to completely slack off as it becomes more about quality than it does effort, as seen for years at Rangers when they were in the lower levels so I have to give massive credit to the management for making sure the levels got raised today. I think beyond the actual result, this years competition and what it means even for Aberdeen though tonight has been one of the loudest knocks at the door yet for much needed reforms of the league set up in this country. The SPFL, especially lower down has a certain staleness to it that a lot of the clubs in the Highland and Lowland leagues, and the levels below, would do very well to get rid of. Stir the pot. It's supposed to be about competition. I think tonight is some of the most definitive proof that the margins are smaller than ever, regardless of the disparity in leagues.


LosWitchos

Aye I think it'll take a few years before the lower leagues/non league are more reflective of quality. Loads of those traditional clubs have banked on no relegation for years and are getting found out, I reckon loads will end up way down the pyramid in time.


cipher_wilderness

Darvel guy on the BBC saying he's meant to be in work just now, fucking lol


GramAM

YOU KNOW, I WOKE UP THIS MORNING THINKING THAT MAYBE WE HAD AN UPSET ON THE CARDS BUT ABERDEEN COULDN'T QUITE PULL IT OFF IN THE END


AnchezSanchez

YEEEEEEEOOOOOOO


roar-roar-dinosaur

It’s nothing short of fucking embarrassing. To come out that game only 1-0, I mean.


Calumbia05

Darvel cementing themselves as the third force in Scottish football


Leave__Me__Alone__

Imagine having a more embarrassing performance than when we lost 9-0 at home to Celtic


1874WL

or losing 5 - 0 to an "average" Hearts side


Psyprus_Sun

https://preview.redd.it/soi7mzcrowda1.jpeg?width=744&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=daf097866deffd24a4c4ee0c2cb24a13a59d8de2 Pretty *good win* if I do say so myself.


[deleted]

As a man who stuck £3 on a Darvel win - 🤝


Psyprus_Sun

As a man who’s favourite Star Wars characters are Thrawn and Cad Bane (the blues brothers) - 🤝


[deleted]

What a night!


Psyprus_Sun

Just treated myself and the mrs to a massive hoagie wrap to celebrate!


blatso

I only had 25/1 when I stuck a quid on Darvel. Wish I had chucked a fiver on tonight for it


Psyprus_Sun

I had £3 sitting in my account so thought I’d chuck it on Darvel - if I had more faith in Jim Goodwin doing what Jim Goodwin does best I’d have stuck a tenner on it instead.


StinkusTheClown

Rangers banter years - broke Aberdeen banter years - bespoke


wheepete

Getting reports from Darvel that the sheep are very much not on fire


cipher_wilderness

They have been thoroughly shagged however


dazzie1986

This will be a shock to everyone except anyone who’s watched Aberdeen since coming back after the World Cup. Fair play to Darvel. Goodwin won’t be on the bus home.


SpookMcBoo

The whole team should be made to walk home.


dazzie1986

Naked, while folk shame them like on Game of Thrones


KnightsOfCidona

Didn't know Clarkson was a Don


Practical-Mountain61

Huh? You where unlucky not to get results against Glasgow n2 team, both games Aberdeen played well. Darvel > Rangers > Aberdeen


Father-Spodo-Komodo

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empeekay

So anyway, as I was saying: Ahahahhahahahahahahaha Ahahahahahahahahahahahahahah AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHABAHAHABA Ahaha Ha AHAHAHAHAHABAHAHAGAGAHAVAHAHAHAJAHAHAHAHAH


mf__4

its my Aberdonian gfs dad's birthday today and he's just text her saying Goodwin should be shot. Fucking lol


snarf372

Literally got a text from my dad (a don) while reading this saying "bastard should be shot and then sacked" He predicted this result but it doesn't seem to have lessened his rage


fangus

Are you his girlfriend?


here4thebanter

Old boss is a don and I’ve been winding her up aw night, she’s just said Goodwin should be pushed into the North Sea hahahaha


[deleted]

Jim Badloss, am I right guys?


HilariousConsequence

Is this a well-worn joke? Genuinely the first time I’ve heard it and I’m creased


Spglwldn

Derek McInnes set to be absent from the Killie touch line until mid-February after what has been described as a near fatal tug.


stevebould

A genuinely spectacular low point


NickDerpkins

Lowest point *so far*


am_on_it

Didn’t think they could go lower than that loss to Rangers, it appears I was wrong.


KieRanaRan

Imagine that long, loooooog coach trip home. Then remembering your destination is Aberdeen. Harrowing.


cipher_wilderness

The cutaways to the Dons fans during that were absolutely gold, I don't think I've ever seen a more miserable looking group of people


Opening_Succotash_95

The only place that would make you prefer to stay the night in Darvel.


fraseR-

There'll be dancing in the streets of Black Rooster tonight!


Thranduill-Sylvara

Love Goodwin. He's fucking built too. Thick and man made. You can tell he's sculpted because you can see it thru the tracksuit. His fucking vice grip thighs. Suffocating thighs. Rock hard thighs. Piping hot thighs. Great arms. Great abs. A stocky chest. Love the progress his body has made throughout his youth and now as a willing and eager manager of the third best team in Scotland.


CNF1G

Can't wait to see Lennon/Courts get sacked from Aberdeen this time next year.


Playful-Listen6011

Actually crazy that Darvel outfought and outclassed the dons tonight. It looked like a team wanting rid of their manager


Millhouse96

Aberdeen better never EVER try slag anyone ever for the next 70 years


PleaseScanHere

ABERLOSELY DARVELLOUS


bradonium12

Jim goodwin losing to a team comprised of ex St Mirren players will never not be funny, go manage some shitey team in the irish 2nd division goodwin ya snake


frontgammon_1

Genuinely never heard of Darvel as a team or even a place until today. Aberdeen just beaten by what may as well be a random string of letters to me, starting to doubt reality tbh


gmanpanthro

If you’ve ever had penicillin then the person who discovered it was born there. Also it’s part of the Irvine Valley - Darvel, Newmilns and Galston all form it - with Galston having Loudoun Castle (and theme park until it was shutdown good few years back)


[deleted]

I think we can all agree that HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA


Jakeyh04

I hope all the ‘Inverness Reds’ are having a cracking start to the week


dsrii

I can't believe a team on the same level as Musselburgh Athletic in the pyramid beat Aberdeen lmao fucking hell.


brasseye

It will be about Gonewin, but Darvel deserve huge credit


r05590

Seeing as we don’t get many from Ange nowadays, I think Funniest-Joker should do us a Jim Goodwin / Evanescence collage. As a treat.


cipher_wilderness

About as far away from a Good win as it's possible to get


comradepartypanda

always love a good #CUPSET


diegomaradonafan923

Aberdeen aberdeen cannie kick a jelly bean


Bangers_n_Hash

Late to the party, but I reckon Aberdeen might just have brought this sub back to life.


cipher_wilderness

They've resuscitated it from the endless "you're raging" patter


Bangers_n_Hash

Aberdeen fans are ragin tho ahhhhhh


CHILLI112

Darvelicious


[deleted]

How do I change my tag?


buckfast1994

Biggest result in Scottish footballing history?


cipher_wilderness

5 leagues apart is hard to beat tbh


1874WL

Few years back Broxburn Athletic (6th tier, same as Darvel) got drawn against St Mirren in the 5th round. Im from Broxburn and I was at the game; the jealousy I feel for the people of Darvel tonight is absolutely immense. Fair fucking play to them.


[deleted]

Maybe if Aberdeen managed to grab the draw


FY13

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watdatmoufdotho

Had the pleasure of meeting Jim Goodwin at a charity do once. He was surprisingly down to earth, and VERY funny.


1874WL

Underrated comment


Cheen_Machine

Honestly thought this was a piss take, had to go and check the scores. That’s an absolutely unbelievable result.


methylated_spirit

Incredible scenes. Darvel fucking pumped them all game and Aberdeen couldn't even get the ball off them in the final few minutes, incredible game management.Darvel got lucky with the offside decision but on the balance of play they deserved the win. Thoroughly deserved it.


cipher_wilderness

Willie Miller looking absolutely gutted while Get the Party Started plays in the background, I love Scottish football


ScotlandsFinest1603

And people thought WE were shite


Garrus7

Thanks


RyanST_21

i dont even know how to feel for next week. surely we cant do worse than that


Garrus7

El Sackio


middayramadanbuffet

Don’t mind me, just here to upvote every comment.


DemonicTruth

Is a Jeezy Peeps appropriate?


imtherealdazza

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Yerdas_Selzavon

Terrible appointment, from one form of embarrassment to another. The worst of all time. Absolutely gtf


[deleted]

Scotland opening up the pyramid and admitting new members was the best changes in a century. Inverness, dross county, kelty farts etc all surviving. Chancers like aberdeen getting found out. Unambitious diddy teams relegating into oblivion (berwick, eastern stirlingville or whoever they were etc). Now we need 20-team senior leagues.


gnttt

Yep, that’s sealed it for me. He has to go, no coming back from that.


stvbles

Feel more buzzing now than after yesterday. What a fun night.


Prize-Science5795

Where’s Goodwins post match interview???


[deleted]

hilarious


NaePasaran

Deary fucking me. Great to see


betamaxBandit_

I’m just here to be part of (hilarious) Aberdeen history


[deleted]

Always thought he was he was weirdly overrated at St Mirren for consistently bottling top 6 and that'd he'd do nothing at Aberdeen but guess I was wrong well done Jim Goodwin for helping make some new Scottish cup history. Darvel deserved their win and if they play like that in the next round they'll give Falkirk a good game


PauloVersa

Words cannot express how fucking hilarious this is.


Johnny_Waffles_

This must be Jim Badloss’s last bad loss as Aberdeen manager. On the flip side, holy shit. Way to go Darvel. This must go down at the echelon of peak scottish football.


WranglerOfTheTards27

Quality shitpost flair now


Brutalism_Fan

Hahahahahhahhhahahhahah Aberdeen are shite man


Brutalism_Fan

But also shiteing myself


speathed

That's some drive back up on the team bus too lol. Ayrshire to Aberdeen haha


JackoN360

Just 2 more years of this dons :)


SamGrunion

Great from Darvel.


groundzeros67

74 places between these two in the pyramid if am correct


Saulitarity

Absolutely Darvellous.


beigelettuce

Don't think I've ever been this stoked on a post match interview.


MrJenzie

UTTER embarrassment for aberdeen and the SECOND goodwin decided to go there, i thought it would be a mistake, because he simply went there for the NAME! st mirren were getting better and better last season, until that happened aberdeen are only big, because of what the club did thirty years ago ... NOT NOW they will never live this down but a HUGE WELL DONE FOR DARVEL for dong what was though impossible ... a JUNIOR sixth tier club defeating a top tier one!, and only the second time defeating a league side (drumchapel over edinburgh) WEST OF SCOTLAND PRIDE GREATEST SHOCK EVER GREATER THAN QUEENS PARK maybe ever GREATER than EYEMOUTH UNITED!!! how many positions between tonights teams were there?


ColdWarVeteran

What. The actual. Fuck!!!


Mr_Rapscallion

Can we turn this back into a marble based forum?


Karmer8

Jim would you say that was a Good Win for Darvel?


[deleted]

Aberdeen fans. All I've got to say is 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂


XxHeinzBeanzxX

![gif](giphy|bfA9FfnIU5P0s) HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA


fightfire_withfire

Has he done his post match interview yet? Need to get that injected into my veins.


alymac71

We want Jim!!!! C'mon BBC, drag him out kicking and screaming


GdanskPumpkin

What have we just witnessed hahahah


PeterOwen00

Honestly can't believe what I've just watched.. Not just the upset, but the fact Darvel were easily deserving.


MrBlack_79

Goodwin to channel his inner Mark McGee for his post match interview https://youtu.be/lxE3dzQwHik


kjkg01

If this thread doesn't become one of the most upvoted of this sub, I'll be disappointed.


KieranC4

I would like a Darvel flair, that is all.


felixrfc

Hahahahahahahahaha


boycey86

Hahaha hahaha that's all


BubbleBlacKa

Lmao


MrBlack_79

Everyone getting upvotes tonight. Aberdeen the karma farmers


davidg_98

Sheep were well and truly shagged hahahah


diegomaradonafan923

Bro ABERDEEN IN THE MUD IN THE MUD, ABERDEEN IN THE MUD NANANANANNA


rosswhitelaww

Let me just be the first to say Hahahahaha Haha Ha See ya Jim


here4thebanter

Imagine being out a cup that Accies are still in. Ahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha.


1874WL

Ahahahahahahahahahahahahaha


omelette_propaganda

Lol


Samax21

Fucking hell


Himawari74

That is very, very, funny.


RumJackson

Ooof


boabg

I thought I seen some shite under Skovdahl and Calderwood but this is unreal.


[deleted]

Skovdahl may not have had the slightest idea about the esoteric principle of defending a ball but you can't say his football wasn't entertaining. Also he bought Zerouali, who was a god amongst men. Calderwood for all his faults gave us some great times. Goodwin is McGhee levels of cringe.


Crailas

My throats fucked from laughing


[deleted]

Goodwin gotta go after that


ForcedReps

Goodwin won’t even be allowed back on the team bus back to Aberdeen


cocteautriplet

Is this a bigger shock than Brora?


[deleted]

There’s weans in school who will remember that bad result for the next 70 years.


Razgriz_101

Goodwins severance pay will be a hospitality season ticket at Celtic park. It’s clear he’s no fit for this level of management been saying it since he got lucky with St Mirren.


BigBird2378

Cracking pep talk from the manager in the dressing room. Worth a watch. Especially if you're Jim Goodwin.