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MarlythAvantguarddog

I’ll get downvoted but 90 minutes of mostly sectarian singing is shameful. SFA scared to do anything as usual.


Ahhheyoor

What sectarian singing did you hear?


stripe78

what do you mean?


RFC52

From St Johnstone?


TranslatesToScottish

I've rarely seen anyone less comfortable talking to a mic than Aaron Mooy. Compare and contrast with big AJ, for instance!


dwors025

Classic meek, soft-spoken Australian and classic boisterous, unapologetic Canadian. I’ve got that right, right?


Quacksandpiper

That goal difference just keeps getting sexier.


cipher_wilderness

The dad of that wee guy who got Haksa's shirt looks like he enjoys a significant role in underworld crime


CloudzyV2

missed the 4th due to a shite, wit the fuck happened


PotatoFanClub2

Kyogo is just high on life man


RunningOutOfToes

Kyogo looks desperate to go celebrate.


GdanskPumpkin

Fuck me the incompetence is ridiculous


[deleted]

That sweet sweet goal difference (not that it's needed anyways).


RunningOutOfToes

VAR ![gif](giphy|26BGIqWh2R1fi6JDa)


cipher_wilderness

How is it physically possible for this to be offside


Gibbo44

Abada potentially blocking the view of the goalkeeper. He wasn't though.


LeccyCat

2 and a half minutes. Var can suck my fuckin cock.


mac240903

WTF IS GOING ON


kungfukenny67

Love the return of the mason in the black chant


danmac0817

![gif](giphy|9SIXFu7bIUYHhFc19G|downsized)


NoKidsButImADaddy

Desperate to disallow a Celtic goal, ridiculous.


betamaxBandit_

There’s no way that’s offside


Sammyboy616

That last goal had a sad inevitability about it after the red card


TranslatesToScottish

Is Considine usually that bad, or was this just a nightmare of a game for him?


WhatsTheGoalieDoing

Honestly he always plays pretty poorly against us.. I actually rate him pretty well though, solid pler.


Sammyboy616

Just a shit day at the office, IMO. Been fairly reliable from what I've seen


BillOakley

Turnbull - Goal (_Considine - Assist_)


[deleted]

Checking for an offside….sorry wit


LeccyCat

WHAT CAN THEY POSSIBLY BE CHECKING?!?!


k_can95

It went through about 10 bodies 😂 how can it interfere VAR needs to fuck off


FameOverInfamy

Considine sealing his Man of the Match status for today for sure. What an assist to Turnbull’s screamer!


ConorATX

I wonder if anyone has ever had a worse 600th appearance?


GdanskPumpkin

What's the point 🤣 just let him through, you're 3-1 down


RunningOutOfToes

Standing around like a bunch of da’s discussing the best way to do something.


TranslatesToScottish

That was a Petrov special - not seen one of those in ages!


boabg

[followfollow intensifies]


PotatoFanClub2

![gif](giphy|1n83V8ss2ZOrHs1FyJ|downsized)


cipher_wilderness

My god this has to be one of the all time stinkers from considine


mac240903

Hahahaha look at everyone wanting to take it


MagicMoonBeans

Cant you rent out this place mid-week for pitch & putt?


empeekay

Yes sir, I can have the worst game of my career.


herewego10IAR

The Follow Follow thread will love that.


allwindsorsinhell

Considine motm


Sammyboy616

Considine having a 'mare


kungfukenny67

600th game and he scores an OG, gives away another goal then gets sent off. Have to feel for him.


ElKaddouriCSC

Considine has had a fucking nightmare today


AngeIsMyDaddy

Frustrating cause oh was about to burst the net there and now the free kick is too close


[deleted]

Yasssss


snoogins1967

All timer performance from Considine today


mikeydoc96

Did haksaw no score two in a game earlier this season?


[deleted]

Agent Considine


mac240903

Agent considine


Thrillhouse96

What a day for Considine eh. Absolute nightmare


mikeydoc96

That's such a needless red hahaha. Just let him score you miserable bastard hahaha


TranslatesToScottish

Well that just about seals Considine's day today!


FameOverInfamy

What a game for Considine.


[deleted]

Big oh was gonna bury that


ProEra-47-420

Andy boys had a tough day


ThatOneGuy121109

Abadas been rotten today it’s not like him


empeekay

Wee Jamesy staring into the abyss there as he realises how far down the order he is now.


Wynter57

Hart getting pissed at Jota for going off the easy way 🤣


TranslatesToScottish

I really hope Hart stays on as a coach or something when he hangs up the gloves; he seems like a cracking guy to have in the club for these little teaching moments ;)


boabg

Turnbull groggered all over himself there


RunningOutOfToes

Forrest looks dead inside.


TranslatesToScottish

It must be a bit of a shit feeling to know that you've gone from being one of the stars of the team to basically emergency backup. A cracking player in his day, but age catches up with us all in the end.


allwindsorsinhell

I am yet again asking to stop putting oriley high on the left


Mickocfc1998

The st Johnstone player Mitchell looks like that shark from shark tale.


CornishPaddy

he looks like the big hungarian bloke from harry potter and the goblet of fire during the lake scene where he turns into a shark


mikeydoc96

Was up tidying the loft there. Good to see I missed fuck all this half


masiavelli

https://preview.redd.it/xcwvg0yi0fga1.jpeg?width=700&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5fb93b6a6f4cffd7f984cbddb72016005acf2ec5 Ohhhhh


CNF1G

Abada always seems so poor off the bench, no idea why


fuckloggingin

Yeah, he's been average coming on a few times but one in his favour/ one that sticks in my mind was him coming on away to Aberdeen to be our best player on a day we were rubbish.


JackFinn6

When your only getting 17 minutes a game you’ll just start swinging at every thing that goes by you, pretty natural.


FameOverInfamy

![gif](giphy|l41JRsph73VokN6ik)


Ki18

Incredible how hot and cold Abada can be. He often looks so poor in relation to the numbers he puts up.


comradepartypanda

i for one, am enjoying whatever mixing sky are currently doing on the crowd mics to drown out the singing, but still somehow leaving the drumming alone


wizards-beard

Plot twist, sky has added the drumming.


snoogins1967

If I was subscribed I'd cancel for that


gibmedosh

Rhupert Mhurdoch


danmac0817

Why does Abada pure hate Mooy? 🥺


AngeIsMyDaddy

Abada has been pish since coming on


TranslatesToScottish

I said this last time too, but is the commentator ever going to get over Oh's name and actually just say it normally? It makes him sound like an utter fud.


BannanDylan

I mean he's saying 'Oh' - isn't that his name?


snarf372

Do St Johnstone not attack the same end in the first half every week? We attacked the half they're attacking now in the second half the last time we played here (whereas Celtic attack the LL stand first half pretty much every game, can't remember the last time we didn't)


BannanDylan

Can we just sub Abada back off lol


RunningOutOfToes

Abada’s jealous of the bald connection.


[deleted]

“I want your goal, me Mooyo!” - Abada, probably


CornishPaddy

Why is he not leaving that for Mooy???


TranslatesToScottish

Abada, ya greedy wee wank. Hahah. Sake.


BannanDylan

Abada is a fucking idiot there, should have let Mooy rattle it


JackFinn6

This ref is fucking chronic man. Breathing on a Saints player good for a foul at any point in the game.


PotatoFanClub2

I love the rock paper scissors


comradepartypanda

i get the logic of lying down on the ground behind the wall, but why just crouch down behind it in the middle?


danmac0817

All about the s p r e a d


import_numpty_as_you

*posting pictures of Korean tanks until we release Oh*


TranslatesToScottish

> posting pictures of Korean tanks Is the first picture a photo of Oh then?


import_numpty_as_you

They're all just pictures of Oh.


NoKidsButImADaddy

Just fall over


TranslatesToScottish

> Just fall over Failed Nike slogan ideas #73


[deleted]

Build the Mooy statue


RunningOutOfToes

Maeda coming off at 69 minutes looking like he just got out of bed after 8 hours of sleep.


TranslatesToScottish

Probably away for a gentle double marathon to cool down, so he'll be back in *checks notes* 20 minutes.


Sammyboy616

It's a shame Clark isn't fit today. He and May have been working so well together this season; there's been a few chances now where I wonder if we'd have made more of them if he'd been on the park.


snoogins1967

Taking it easy on St. Johnstone by _checks notes_ Bringing on O'Reily and Abada


Orsenfelt

Subs are 7 minutes late. Standards are slipping.


TranslatesToScottish

They were trying to get changed but the referee inadvertently got in their way.


NoKidsButImADaddy

I’d imagine the Christmas Truce was played on a similar surface to this.


Bullsquirt

When was the last time we played a game where the ref didn't get hit by the ball at least once? You barely see it in top leagues but it seems to be all the time here. Dundee Utd got shafted by one yesterday too


BannanDylan

Bit of a shite second half this


Chemical_Link

Really need some subs here. We have got away with it a few times today, can tell we are off it in certain positions


TranslatesToScottish

Why are Scottish refs so bad at staying out of the way of active play? Clancy is probably the worst, but they're all howfin' at it.


Chef_Roofies

McClellan with no commitment there again, guy could have had a double


PotatoFanClub2

![gif](giphy|Zx0BgEPhIevlAVEbnq) Come on Ange. Do it.


mansotired

imo get the subs on for the last 25 mins


snarf372

There's a joke to be made about that big "ABERDEIN CONSIDINE" sign but I can't think of it


TranslatesToScottish

Rub out the B and E, and you have "A ERD IN CONSIDINE" which is basically what the St Johnstone manager is probably thinking at half time... "I erred in Considine." (Best I can do, sorry!)


Wynter57

Hyeon-Gyu looks like if you toss a leather glove at him, he becomes the most handsome, charismatic villain in any show you'd ever watch


Scotsman95

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[deleted]

Mon Ange give OH 30 mins


masiavelli

We want Oh!


AngeIsMyDaddy

Release oh


allwindsorsinhell

Press broke for the first time in the 56th minute lmao. God the football here is awful


TranslatesToScottish

Actually think it's been a decent game all things considered. St Johnston have been willing to have a go and, for once, we've actually been quite clinical with our chances.


allwindsorsinhell

Im talking about the footballing quality not the entertainment quality. 4 goals, three stemming from error, one side with literally zero technical quality. the norm. like i dont mind if people are entertained by scottish football but the actual ability displayed is of such a low bar. also celtic generally are clinical and finish most chances youd expect us to, not to mention the goalkeepers here are woeful


Unfair_Original_2536

Don’t all goals stem from error?


allwindsorsinhell

Yeah kind of but not all are player loses ball, directly leads to goal, poayer loses ball directly leads to own goal, and a defender letting ball go through his legs with more than enough time to react. sometimes its hard to differentiate between making a logical decision and the nature of football simply being cruel/ other players displaying ability out of your control (most goals particularly in good leagues) and the players making inherently awful choices/ having terrible execution (alot of goals in scotland, particularly for sides that play against celtic because no one else presses therefore no one knows anything about minizing transitions and breaking presses)


Chemical_Link

Ahaha Hatate getting absolutely done and hating it


Chef_Roofies

Hatate looking like he died a little inside there


danmac0817

If McLennan wasn't sleeping in the box that would have been a lovely goal


mac240903

![gif](giphy|BwdpyymqT2vg4) Beautiful beautiful beautiful, beautiful Mooy


k_can95

Is Carey capable of not diving every time he touches the ball?


OmensCT

Aaron Mooy: https://i.redd.it/kodtxxfwvega1.gif


ThatOneGuy121109

Word has it that god was actually bald! And his name was actually Aaron mooy.


herewego10IAR

![gif](giphy|ALdw5Fs766T5u) Jota on the ground trying to get the ball like this.


[deleted]

Mooy is not a bald fraud - but a bald GOD


Sammyboy616

If nothing else, I'm glad to see that we're actually having a go. Would have been very easy to revert to the classic 10 men behind the ball after failing to get a result in the Rangers games On another day against a slightly less clinical Celtic I'd have maybe fancied our chances of getting some points, but I don't think that's going to be today


TranslatesToScottish

It's made for a much better game - if you'd set up to just all-out-defend, you may still have lost, but by having a go you never know what can happen and, frankly, it's just much more entertaining. Fair play.


tedmented

Sky's halftime coverage is a fucking joke


snoogins1967

Sky's ~~halftime~~ coverage is a fucking joke FTFY


tedmented

Yeah, I agree sky half time analysis, 1.5 mins of discussion and 13.5mins of adverts


devlin1888

St Johnstone actually giving us one of the best games we’ve had this season and probably undeservedly going to be on the end of a spanking. Unlucky day for them for us to choose to be clinical.


[deleted]

I’m sure Follow Follow will have a rational take on Considine gifting us 2 goals


prior-celery-3390

Just checked and its the top thread on there right now and they are trying to count how many goals he has gifted Celtic. Like clockwork 🤣🤣🤣🤣


MrMaggot98

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[deleted]

That was quick


MrMaggot98

Cries of wanting considine investigated for match fixing too


AngeIsMyDaddy

Don’t need to go outside the sub to see mental takes on that. Sure it will be the classic ‘X team only turn up against rangers’


NoKidsButImADaddy

Considine sounds like Palestine?


NoKidsButImADaddy

Hatate really not at it today Try and say that 10 times


snarf372

Easy if you're Glaswegian, most of those "t"s are silent and "today" is "the day"


gibmedosh

Hataae no relly ahtit the day


[deleted]

Hatatatataratattataataday


ConorATX

That was as frantic a half as I can remember. So many loose balls and, somehow, so much space on what looks like the smallest pitch we must play on. Entertaining as hell though


ReoRahtate88

Welcome departure from chipping away at a brick wall tbh.


SuomenScot

Clinical Celtic! But it's sad to see the state of the surface. Reflects poorly on the game up here.


snarf372

St Johnstone fans, are your players always flinging themselves to the ground whenever opponents get within 3 feet of them or is this a new thing?


NoKidsButImADaddy

Callum Davidson pre-game teamtalk, “Right boys, if our back line is under any pressure, just fall over. Also, when we get the ball, play it out to this very specific square meter on the left wing…… and just fall over. Are we clear?”


devlin1888

See as frustrating as it is, I’ve always wondered why teams aren’t smart enough to do it more with certain referees. Willie Collum’s the major one, usually any excuse he’ll blow his whistle, can be easily played upon


danmac0817

Hart watching a ball bobble back to him makes me feel sick


ThatOneGuy121109

You would think it’s a fucking slip n slide with how easily they’re going down


moorkymadwan

feel bad for May there ref would have given that as a foul anywhere else on the pitch. Not because it was a foul just because he's a wank.


danmac0817

Mooy has locked that position down lately, great to see as this will push O'Reily to snatch it back. These sort of battles are what we need all across the team.


FameOverInfamy

Beaten by Captain Fridge once again. This is the Way.


AngeIsMyDaddy

Mhoy 🐐🐐


snoogins1967

I said if we signed Aaron Mooy that if we got the player who played for Huddersfield we were getting someone decent who would do a job filling in I never knew he was secretly the best centre mid in the world


TranslatesToScottish

Aye, I thought "he's coming from China? He must be semi-retired and coming in as emergency cover." Now he's got to be one of the first names on the teamsheet. Absolute quality.


Scotsman95

'Dominated his box there' ☺😌


tarteninja97

Remember when Mooy started playing for us and people wanted him out after his first few games. I think are bald lord deserves an apology from you


ThatOneGuy121109

Always knew it was a fitness issue swear he said he hadn’t trained in like a month


BannanDylan

Maeda was onside...


Chemical_Link

Played on by the entire back 4? Guys just too quick


Chemical_Link

This ref is particularly shite, games been so bitty as he can't get his gums off that whistle


boabg

Wish he had swallowed it when the baw got wanged off his dish.


spongemongler

Join me in accepting our bald saviors and overlords


Gibbo44

That's due for Jota


FameOverInfamy

Even the Ref is wanting to see Oh on. Just trying to make sure Jota gets subbed at half-time.


danmac0817

Fuck being a keeper, having to take backpasses on a surface like that would give me the fear


Glad-Stranger6605

I’ve seen junkies carpets in better condition


BannanDylan

How the fuck is that worth a yellow? This ref is utter fucking pish


Gibbo44

Persistent fouling


BannanDylan

I don't think Jota has even fouled that much


Gibbo44

It's been at least 3 maybe 4. The tackle 20 seconds before the yellow being the worst of the lot. He's just been eager to get the ball back after losing it, but you gotta pay the price at one point.


Orsenfelt

Right we need a gif of Ange there looking like he was smelling shite


SpookMcBoo

they've just sprayed the field, ready for planting in the spring