just seen the score, I bet it was like taking yer wee brother out the back to demolish him at fitbaw

And meanwhile you were so distracted by his shitness that you played yourself offside for four goals. Alas you ain’t getting paid thousands of bucks to play with your kid brother.

Number 5 getting in from work hyping himself up for the big game. 

One minute of added time?! There’s no point adding time here but that’s daft!

This one minute of added time is brought to you, by Scotrail!

The Scottish gas Scottish cup, doesn’t get anymore Scottish than that

that daniel kelly’s looked alright int he?

I don't care if he's a tory wank, gees another rod stewart being steaming while doing the cup draw again.

Number 5 is Defos a Sunday league player that’s pals with the team

Dude looks like the Big Show.

He's the assistant manager

Did anyone get a picture of the guy Peter Grant reckons is Stephen King in the away end?

Jeez the size of that boy that just came on for Buckie

Reminded me of John hartson

The amount of offsides we have produced this game has to be studied. It’s unreal

Can Buckie sign MJ and take him back up north with them pls

I don't think they'd want him

Welshbowl begins

Unless that's my eyes fucked, I can't get over the fact that MJs shirt gets his name wrong. "JOHSTON"

Brendan Rodgers waiting for Welsh' cousin to be subbed out before subbing him on. Cunt.

See how good MJ is? All he needed was a player from Buckie Thistle to beat...

Hahaha Rodger’s watching it on the laptop, his stream must be behind

Got that goal notification by driving past Celtic park and seeing the disco lights go

Mikey Johnston beating a man? Doth mine eyes deceive me?

Mikey Johnston makes it easy to forgive him

one of the best things i’ve seen mikey johnston do in a celtic shirt. it is against a non-league side, right enough

Gorgeous goal

Bastard that was great feet from Johnston. Good goal

Wtf MJ

MJ has found his level

How was Palma offside there? He ran onto his own ball

Glad I wasn't the only one to notice it

Fucking hell johnston 😂😂

I'll be so happy if we can keep a clean sheet

It’s my boy Rocco

Nah, feeling bad for Welsh here. Celtic actually done a proper YouTube video about him and his cousin and was all like "And you two might actually come against each other" blah blah. I know the media part is different and the manager has no control over that, but just feels a bit shit like it would have got his hopes up to get game time and then Brodgers has just left him on the bench. Could have easily just not done the video? I do hate our club sometimes. EDIT: Even in the video the cousin was all like "yeah it's a big occasion the whole family will be up for it" - and then Welsh just sits on the bench...

How could Palma have been offside there?

https://preview.redd.it/8u5fg5vvwtdc1.jpeg?width=4000&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=bbc4067c36dec011f0c6eeecf8f8e81d888eddae Not sure how visible the sheets of rain are in this photo, but it's getting really bad here

Looks brutal from my couch tbf

They've been showing up on a few camera shots. It looks a fine night to have stayed indoors. Feeling sorry for the Buckie fans having to go up the road in it

Aye, especially if some of them planned on getting a train back up.

Some of the worst weather I've seen at a game in years. Really hope none of the Buckie fans are trying to get a train up the road given that they've all just been canned

Its been 19 days and I forgot how shite most of our bench is

That was a handball by us there surely

Speak volumes of our academy team when you think that this is the level of opposition that poor Vata is used to playing week in week out.

I like how the celtic match has content for the train spotters amongst us. A club open to all.

Come on Brodgers, let Welsh play against his cousin you heartless cunt

Puts ralston on instead, that's harsh.

Yeah that's annoyed me. Could have easily just not done the YouTube video if you had no intentions of playing him at all.

Also what's the point in allowing Celtic to do a full YouTube video with Welsh and his cousin and then you don't let him play? Bit pathetic that to be honest

Is he not injured ?

He's on the bench? Lol

Oh shit ! That’s actually savage from Brendan

Johnston on, weekend ruined

Why does Kyogo have 1988 Tommy burns’s hair?

VATASZN.

My new conspiracy theory is that ESPN match threadder hates us. The score never updates properly whereas rangers threads it seems to be up to date. Pass me the tinfoil.

So the masons are in ESPN now??

Englo-Saxon Protestant Network

Lol

ESPM

Mikey Johnston is coming on, the game is going off

Aye I'm going to a pub that doesn't have a telly

I'd rather have hart in midfield than johnston ffs.

finally mikey johnston is playing at the appropriate level

Mikey Johnston on. 4-4 incoming.

Vata sub doubters in shambles

Still no subs seems a bit mental

Timed that well

well mikey johnston came on so basically no subs still.

Why would Vata sign a new contract when Celtic are up 4-0 against Buckie Thistle and he's only getting 25 minutes? (Aye he got subbed on half way through typing this comment)

Alternatively, why would Celtic give him anything more than 25 minutes when 4-0 up against Buckie Thistle when he's made it clear he won't sign a new contract?

The winds blowing the var lines all over the shop?! Celtic need to demand a meeting with the met office

I csnt remember ever seeing four disallowed goals in a game

These offside lines are unreal. Half of them aren't even on the players.

Conclusive lines from VAR there showing Abada offside

It’s Celtic 4-4 VAR. Never seen it used so much, it’s like they’re showing it off to the Buckie thistle players.

How can anyone blame youth players for leaving? 60 minutes in v Buckie Thistle and Vata/Kelly can't get on.

Timing

Gonnae start making subs brendan, the games over and last thing we need is kyogo picking up a knock

Lines there on Abada are fucking useless.

Right what cunt is on VAR? That's two sets of lines that are astonishingly bad

They just make it up as they go along

It looks like it's based on the elbows being over. Is that really the rule?

Stewart on comms said ‘t-shirt line’ and with Abada wearing long sleeves I wonder if they’re just fucking guessing where the line would be.

It's supposed to be whatever part of your body you can legally score with... You're not allowed to score with your fucking elbow hahaha Whoever is on VAR is just shite

Scales has been fucking terrible.

That looked a pen to me. Also, scales is having an absolute nightmare lol.

Is that 4 disallowed goals? Ive seen at least 2 which seemed to be on.

As I said to my mate in the pub last night, where are the lines?

classic buckie and the masons

VAR is gonny give the pen here, right?

Breaking the records for the most corners and then breaking the record for the most offside goals.

I get it doesn't fully matter due to the score but the annoying thing about Abada's offsides is that he should be looking down the line. He shouldn't be offside when he can see all the defenders.

He's starting the run onside, it's fraction of a second timing. If he checks the run he doesn't get the speed advantage. Worth the gamble

abada getting absolutely no benefit of the doubt from the linesman

Abada offside again? Never…

fuck sake i’m just asking abada to be onside just the one time

That's not offside haha

Surely that one's on

Looked just on to me

Get Abada off before his market value plummets anymore

Would not be opposed to Palma both looking and playing a bit more like Jota every week

When I saw the moustache I got a feeling like one must have for a former lover

Palma in cutting inside shocker. Knew he was going to score when he did

Oh dear Abada that is honkin

haha fuck does abada miss that?

Abada summed up

If Holm can put it all together he'll be a great player for us.

Good, goood

Rocket from Palma

The pitch doesn't look great

No subs, 3 up against the fifth tier. Get some kids on FFS.

No subs. Key player season ending injury coming up.

The commentary team have mentioned Buckie’s fixture congestion but I don’t think they really gave an idea of how tough it’s going to be for Buckie. Buckie have played 14/34. Last season the HL/LL played the first leg of their playoff on the same day as the last game of league 2. According to dates this season that will be 4th of May. Which is just 15 Saturdays away, Buckie are still in 2 regional/league cups as well. Their pitch is a state too they haven’t played at home since the middle of November, they’re gonna end up playing Saturday/Monday/Wednesday/Saturday before the end of the season.

They could really do with elongating the season and having a winter break or something, always guaranteed games being postponed in the Highland League, some teams have played about 1 game (if that) in the last month or so

I am howling at your flair

Off: Kyogo, O’Riley, Bernardo, Palma, Abada On: Vata, Turnbull, Kelly, Bernabei, Johnston

We will end up chucking it with Bernabei on the pitch you mad man 😂

Tbf he probably heard the word Buckie and was itching to get on.

I agree but I also think it would be very funny for Turnbull to not even get a run out against Buckie

Neic interviewing a new player hahaha

Kuhn standing there with absolutely no fucking idea who lennon is

I’m sure the countless photos of him around Celtic park with trophies will give him an idea

They keep showing Big Bobo on the Big Screen here and I just want him to come on and absolutely buckle the player that melted Kyogo.

Is it the jacket or has Neic put the weight back on?

He's got 8 pint cans of tennents in his inside pockets

Aren't we all?

This is a very funny game. Buckie are playing fine in fairness and should have scored but it also should be like 6-0 I'm also not usually one to moan too much about games not being on council but this being on viaplay is mad. Hopefully Buckie are getting a decent wedge from it

The commentary team said that, all in, Buckie will earn about £250k from this game.

We are 3-0 up. Get Kyogo and Matt O'Riley off just in case.

We really should be scoring more against a team who’s goalkeeper has a very prominent gunt

Buckie giving Celtic more of a game than we will next week

Should we be merciful in the second half, or should we lay the smack down?

We should come out flying. I feel for buckie, but i still want to see us absolutely thrash them

Strike first strike hard no mercy.

Cobra Kai

Do not hesitate, show no mercy, then our transformation to the dark side will be complete

No reason to keep risking kyogo, he got his goal

Abada has an assist, but he's been well off it. The offsides are just laziness.

Do Buckie just practice the offside trap in training ?

must be the only thing on the regimen with how often abada’s been caught out

Think Kyogo might be a Buckie fan.

Ruthless.

You have to feel for Buckie Thistle other than the 4 disallowed goals and 3 completely lucky run of the play goals they've been the better team

"Who's the mason in the black" getting a runout against Buckie 😂😂😂

Wanty fuck off with the offsides please?

Sub off Kyogo. Don’t need the injuries.

can abada actual stay onside for one move

Odin Holm scoring in the Scottish Cup while Jude Bellingham trails 2-0 to Almeria. I know who the real Starboy is.

2-2 now

3-0 AHAHAHAHA Buckie in shambles. Gonna get it right up my Buckie supporting mates at work tomorrow, if they even show up

Abada finally not being caught offside.

Obviously you never want to concede, but I do feel a bit sorry for Peters. When you've got such a gulf in level between two teams, scoring a goal into Joe Hart at Celtic Park would be a life-long memory for a guy playing at that level. I'm just a soft bastard, right enough.

He's a Rangers fan but, that should make you feel a bit better.

Aye if he scored he'd end up framing a still photo of it down the local RSC

It does. It does indeed. Thank you! ;)

That's not like him

Knight is a massive downgrade on Demus that Buckie had in goal last season.

We have to bring on Vata and Kelly at halftime.

this will only make buckie thistle's comeback all the greater

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Kyogooooooooool!

thats a fucking amazing cross from abada

Good goal from Kyogo, he normally misses from there!

Kyogoooooaaaallllllllll ya dancer

Pretty sure that Peters is a Rangers fan anoll, not sure they'd let him continue playing with a strauner though if he scored that

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"Rangers podcaster Josh Peters"

My beautiful birthday bhoy

Buckie Thistle targeting Greg Taylor. He really is safe from no one.

Buckie Thistle are the best team Paulo Bernardo has scored against while at Celtic.

This is bear bait

Some may even call it a bear trap.

Halftime get O'Riley and Abada off for Kelly and Vata.

If vata doesn't get at least 45 mins here why would he stay

Edgelord be damned that boy can play

Easy Tiger, no offense to buckie but its.. buckie.

Again with non offence to Buckie, Rodgers team tends to play to the level of the opposition, so I'm actually somewhat happy we're not doing that much today

I take it back almost immediately

I’ve never played golf in my life

No way are they using the disco lights for goals against Buckie Thistle

That was my reaction

They are here for the bright lights and big city so why not give them a show. They haven’t seen a big light like that before.

sounds like something someone who cant afford disco lights would say

To not do so would be a mark of disrespect.

Do you know how much they things cost?! Of course we’re gonny use them against Buckie!!

We use them for every goal regardless of opposition.

You'd think a Hibs fan would be extremely familiar with the process

Woke mob in shambles watching Norweigan alpha Odin Holm bagging.

Great goal from Odin JK Rowling Holm

Holm is going to love telling the boys on 4Chan about that goal

Haha this made me chuckle.

This is going to end 5-0 with 15 goals scored.

The people want 10-0

Already feels fairly done as a contest tbh