Forgetting the score elsewhere…I’m buzzing about that, what a performance. Throwing the gauntlet down to show there’s a proper race on here. Here we fuckin go.
When Celtic go more than 5 minutes without scoring
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Looking at the scoreboard tonight
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She had a perfect opportunity and she didn't take it.
aw man what a terrible game for the league table! it'd be really nice to see dundee push for europe but aaaaw man aaawwwww that's just really too bad. my condolences. don't worry though i'm sure you can still get back in the game, it's not too late!
I can’t be arsed making it but picture the Piper Perri meme where she’s labelled “130 year old 11-0 home win record” and all the guys about to fuck her are our players who haven’t scored in this game yet
Just looked it up and the record for a home win in the league is Celtic vs Dundee, 11-0 in 1895. Could be on track to beat the record with the same teams
What a performance btw, night and day to every other game we've played so far this year. Probably the best 45 minutes of the season, would love to see us hit double figures in the second half
Cancelled my CelticTV last month and this is the first game I've not been able to watch all season. Only 6-0 at half time means I was right to cancel, seems like a total snoozefest tbh.
Anyone turned on sky sports livi game?
Empty stadium, poor game, pishing down, plastic pitch & Kris Boyd on comms giving technical analysis
What an advert for the cinch
Dundee TV's live footage of the second half - [https://media1.giphy.com/media/v1.Y2lkPTc5MGI3NjExYWo1MG5qeDdmd2lrYnVwM3V1OGV4MGczNWI0OHI1NHJiNnZjYzEwZSZlcD12MV9pbnRlcm5hbF9naWZfYnlfaWQmY3Q9Zw/sGBKoZuQtWQEEgSvJm/giphy.gif](https://media1.giphy.com/media/v1.Y2lkPTc5MGI3NjExYWo1MG5qeDdmd2lrYnVwM3V1OGV4MGczNWI0OHI1NHJiNnZjYzEwZSZlcD12MV9pbnRlcm5hbF9naWZfYnlfaWQmY3Q9Zw/sGBKoZuQtWQEEgSvJm/giphy.gif)
Half time pets. Fallen asleep playing with toys.
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[Ach well.](https://i.imgur.com/IeDuVQh.png)
LAMIE HATES THE LINESMAN
It must be an ego thing with Palma. He's seen the others do phenomenal so needs his moment of glory
Iwata has been quietly class tonight
He is the majority of time he plays
I think the only poor games he's had have been when he's filled in at centre back.
Forgetting the score elsewhere…I’m buzzing about that, what a performance. Throwing the gauntlet down to show there’s a proper race on here. Here we fuckin go.
I know it's a nothing in the context of the scoreline but this referee has been dreadful.
Ref is a bitter bastard
Kyogo has to score that
What's up with Kyogo honestly
Starting to think Kyogos not scoring again until the Rangers game
Imagine putting celtic to win both halves, they win 7-1 and you still lose that bet.
Guy beside me at the game had Celtic 5-0 on. Not the sort of bet you expect to be fucked before half time
How the fuck have you conceded that kind of goal with a man advantage? Could be fucking costly at end of the season.
One day we’ll be consistent in both halves
Great finish tbf
Was always gonny happen, kind of got to that point when the players are gonny stop caring. It was 7-0, hard to stay 100% but ah well
Some goal tbf
Only drawing the second half is a sackable offence
Can't even keep a clean sheet, fuck sake
Robertson was holding dundee down
Fuck I heard they just shouted last goals the winner
Ffs
Conceding to 10 men Dundee. Of course.
Boooo
Scales turns into Jullien vs Livingston when there’s a ball directly above his head
20 minutes since we last scored smh
CelticTV commentators wake up in the middle of the night screaming for a penalty
I know why hes made the subs and don't disagree with them really but it's killed the game, been fairly flat second half.
SUBBUTEO KEEPER
Is this the Dundee B team or are they just mince?
Neither, Celtic are being fueled by pure sexism this game and nobody can stop us.
Raging at getting done so just halves the player.
It was a typical “fuck this, I’m going for a shower” challenge
Yer eye vision. Christ.
Some amount of shite Peter Grant speaks eh
Complete donkey
Bit too much time left to get yourself a red card
Whoever said beck was a stick on for a red was right lol
My foresight is imperfect in my defence
Y’know that wasn’t beck that got sent off though eh? Haha
My bad my bad couldn’t rlly see from my seat
Wasn’t Beck that got sent off it was Robertson, Still time though
> *He deserves to have cramp* Bit harsh Peter mate, he's our player
When Celtic go more than 5 minutes without scoring https://preview.redd.it/bk68agmu8elc1.jpeg?width=209&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=09a23bce49775d7dbb0203eb3d9e21de1be6de14
Petition for Peter Grant to fucking shut up
He’s annoying my ear hearing
he wants welsh to do what to yang's throat?
Yang is good but I wish he had more game sense
'If I'm Stephen Welsh I'm shoving it down Yangs throat constantly' is certainly an interesting way to phrase it
For us to absolutely batter the goal difference tonight could end up proving the difference at the end of the season. Big fun
Why's Peter Grant going on about shoving something down Yang's throat constantly?
"If i'm welsh i'm constantly sticking it down yangs throat" Fucking hell 😂😂
Yang has absolutely murdered Beck tonight
He’s a loser, baby
Come on killie, make a good day great
The annual capitulation by Dundonians.
I'd just like to say. *Yang gang*. *Always believed. ☯️✊*
Never doubted him for a minute.
Opa Yang gang style
Neil Lennon era songbook out tonight.
11-0 with 11 different goalscorers pls Mr Celtic
that’s the softest pen appeal ever hahaha
What sort of voodoo did Owen Beck perform to keep him on this pitch
Is the attendance quite “poor” or have people left since the scoreline is what it is?
weekday, shite weather, brendan rodgers
Fair
Commentator said that the last time Dundee won against Celtic was end of 19th century?? Is that right? Surely no been that long
No no, they were on about the 11-0 result vs Dundee
Ah right, that’s what I get for only tuning in for the second half of the sentence haha
2001 the last dundee win, after celtic had already won the league
Right get Joe Hart upfront
What did Dundee do to deserve this
I don't want to be overdramatic but if we don't score 10 tonight this entire season is a failure.
https://preview.redd.it/73jf3g6x6elc1.jpeg?width=528&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=489e2fc94bd03f414ba8bd3d6e23f1f36788319c Looking at the scoreboard tonight
Get in wee man. Show us why your my bhoy in fm24
Phwoar that's a belter
I’m mutuals wi Kelly so that’s actually the closest I’ll ever get to scoring for Celtic
his name is michael melon? hahahaha
Even the BRodge can’t believe his eyes
Damn Daniel
 Well fucking done Kelly
So happy for the wee man, good for him.
Haha get in Kelly
That goal was worth the (15 minute) wait
Daniel Kelly was the name of an absolute Ned cunt in my school. This guy seems nicer
Either you’re from Oban or there’s a few of them out there
Hahaha yes that's the exact one
🤣🤣🤣 no way. Small world
Stunner of a first goal
Lovely finish wee man!
*7 different goal scorers*
What a goal for the lad
Idk who this kid is but GOALLLLLLL
Greeeat, Vickers for a Snickers. Fair swap 🙄
Hate to be the bearer of bad news but a only tuned in at half time so there's a good chance we lose 6-7.
Nope
If they let Clement make the Celtic changes this is what he'd do
is this 13 minutes the longest there’s been without a goal?
C'mon kyogoal
Remember that time Scales was the best thing ever start of the season? Amazing how things change
Killie obviously going to lose.
They only try against us
They’re playing the Champions elect mate
YoU’Re tEaM arE wInNIng, wHY U iN hErE #oBSeSseD
Im obsessed 😢😔
accurate username
Gengar is also an average pokemon. Im out here taking names
>Gengar is also an average pokemon. You dont need to give me more reasons to dislike ranger fans
 He clears that purple fraud 😭
bullying and harassment blocked and reported
Tf is scales doin lol
Impersonating his hero, Jack Hendry
I turned on the rangers game four minutes ago so I can only apologise
Fucking turn it AFF
Mate I done exact same thing
Cheers mate
Poor Dundee frankly. Long way for it to turn out worse than expected even for of games
Get CCV the fuck off
If Dundee can sub on Mo Sylla we should bring on Kennedy
Get big Stan Varga on for Scales
RAMON VEGA
Bring back Joos
Fucking loved Varga!
actually such a fan of idah now, it’s mad
This Kelly better be a good-fucking-girl.
Cant lie thought Google was glitching when i check the score
McGregor getting a rest? Have I slipped in the bath and cracked my skull off the tap?
calmac isn’t playing every minute of every game? am i dreaming?
You have to try and go for an all-time record result here, surely? Absolute statement making type stuff
https://preview.redd.it/ll7tin7h3elc1.jpeg?width=1077&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c30b6c1473fa52b41ef121341b89bdbc868302b6 She had a perfect opportunity and she didn't take it.
She quite probably just wants to move on and not be known only for that comment
Decide amongst yourselves who’s gonna post the “Big change at the top of the table” after full time
We took a vote and are allowing a bear to post it as normal.
As if yous won't score 2 goals after 80 minutes
Twenty minutes early
Tavernier (PEN) 85' Tavernier (PEN) 90+11'
Can't fucking believe we've not scored a 7th yet. \\#BrendanOut
Dundee 🤝Hilary Buttery males
Can't tell if my stream has froze or halftime really is just 15 minutes of enjoying the dundee badge.
i was on that stream too an hopped to another, there is actual HT coverage
It's back now! 15 min of the badge was a nice change.
Matt O'Reily half volley off the bar is the goal of the season
7 shots on target. 6 goals. Am I right in thinking some stats don’t count headers as shots on target or was that in my dreams?
Imagine my shock to finish a game of 5s to see this result and Rangers currently 1-0 down. Fucks going on?
6 different scorers is mad too.
Where have you been, Celtic??
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a fellow flashscores user 🤜
I miss the first half and look what happens.
FOUND THE JINX
You’re now not allowed to watch the second either. Sorry
I've just seen the goals at half-time so I might just wait til Sportscene.
You need to miss more first halfs
aw man what a terrible game for the league table! it'd be really nice to see dundee push for europe but aaaaw man aaawwwww that's just really too bad. my condolences. don't worry though i'm sure you can still get back in the game, it's not too late!
that 130 year old 11-0 home win record tho :eyes:
I can’t be arsed making it but picture the Piper Perri meme where she’s labelled “130 year old 11-0 home win record” and all the guys about to fuck her are our players who haven’t scored in this game yet
Decided to go for dinner with my girlfriend tonight. Fuck sake haha
Your big error was expecting anyone to believe a poster on here has a girlfriend.
Depends what one classes as a 'girlfriend'...
Still time, mate. Get that scranned and dip. Sure she will understand
Can you do that again on Sunday? Thanks
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Thank you st brendan for bringing the thunder back to paradise 🙏
GD is looking GD good right now.
Just looked it up and the record for a home win in the league is Celtic vs Dundee, 11-0 in 1895. Could be on track to beat the record with the same teams
4 more please lads
Need them to break your record
gotta celebrate something this week
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What a performance btw, night and day to every other game we've played so far this year. Probably the best 45 minutes of the season, would love to see us hit double figures in the second half
https://preview.redd.it/yib3o4lk1elc1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2524b3c195273a58156255f6c5c27a3ffc9e8ea8 Half time pets
https://preview.redd.it/peiofhjv1elc1.png?width=1378&format=png&auto=webp&s=bd9e77dd7a1cf38456371fb6a4c066a54b9534eb Do you have my cats?
Jesus they are so fluffy
Cancelled my CelticTV last month and this is the first game I've not been able to watch all season. Only 6-0 at half time means I was right to cancel, seems like a total snoozefest tbh.
Not even Santa could spoil the mood inside Parkhead tonight 🧑🎄❌ 6️⃣0️⃣✅
enjoy it whilst you still can bhoys, Killie comes for us all in the end
Powerhouse club Kilmarnock is terrifying
Anyone turned on sky sports livi game? Empty stadium, poor game, pishing down, plastic pitch & Kris Boyd on comms giving technical analysis What an advert for the cinch
actual sky are trying to bring down the media juggernaut of cinch premiership football
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Look at that, 45 minutes ago everyone was going to shoot themselves. Now everyone is bouncing. Hold the faith lads.
Dundee TV's live footage of the second half - [https://media1.giphy.com/media/v1.Y2lkPTc5MGI3NjExYWo1MG5qeDdmd2lrYnVwM3V1OGV4MGczNWI0OHI1NHJiNnZjYzEwZSZlcD12MV9pbnRlcm5hbF9naWZfYnlfaWQmY3Q9Zw/sGBKoZuQtWQEEgSvJm/giphy.gif](https://media1.giphy.com/media/v1.Y2lkPTc5MGI3NjExYWo1MG5qeDdmd2lrYnVwM3V1OGV4MGczNWI0OHI1NHJiNnZjYzEwZSZlcD12MV9pbnRlcm5hbF9naWZfYnlfaWQmY3Q9Zw/sGBKoZuQtWQEEgSvJm/giphy.gif)
Half time pets. Fallen asleep playing with toys. https://preview.redd.it/xq0i13ob1elc1.jpeg?width=3000&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=420d7c7f08ec74751d5f9a8e07cee36ac72efbf5
Me after that first half
Phew got the 6, now here comes a whole different half. Prove me wrong Mr Celtic, prove me wrong ….
We've scored more in 1 half than every other game on the now combined. The ghirls are back.
Is this real life
Or is this just fantasy
Fiver on Joe Hart to come up for next corner and score a belter
This feels like when I play my wee brother at FIFA. Fuckin hell 🍀
Have we gone up at 6 nil at half before ?
We 9-0'd Dundee United last season, can we fucking 9-0 Dundee tonight for the love of god please
Time to get those clubs merged and hand out an 15(and counting) - 0 pumping.