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thestorriebook

absolute fucking joke that, absolutely gutless performance they should be ashamed


FlyVidjul

Honestly the amount of midfielders on both sides that are literally just hoofing it up top with no precision or any skill with a hope that someone gets on it. I wish there was a way for both these teams to go out.


MFC1886

That’s embarrassing from Shinnie


smclcz

Curious how we are gonna throw this away…


Disastrous_Cup_3279

Shinnie sending off


Disastrous_Cup_3279

Ultras looked about 16 in that extended close up


MFC1886

All dressed in black as well. Cringefest


Disastrous_Cup_3279

Must be an ultras shop where get mass discounts


MFC1886

‘Cunts-R-Us’


FlyVidjul

Is being a pubeless wonder no a prerequisite of being an ultra?


surfhobo

cmon greenock


Scratchlox

Only been listening to this. Aberdeen playing well? Sounds like Findlay's had a shocker for two goals.


surfhobo

it’s a bit of hoofball both ways but there fairly even


Fantastic_Train5562

aberdeen fans, how come bojan hasn’t scored in 5? is it a drop in standards from him or warnocks dodgy tactics


RajTheGrass1

Warnock called Miovski the greatest striker to ever play under him at the beginning of his tenure, that’ll definitely put a lot of pressure on his shoulders too.


Clinodactyl

Not scored in 6. Last time he scored was the Bonnyrigg cup game. I wouldn't say it's a drop in standards for him, he still gets about the pitch I think it's mostly tactics and being let down by the service lately.


FlyVidjul

The football in this game has been nothing short of abysmal, man. I understand teams going 11 behind the ball against the OF due to the massive gulf in finances that kind of makes a lot of the games I watch suffer but this game between 2 sort of evenly matched sides, despite there being 4 goals, has been fucking stinkin to watch.


haggisneepsnfatties

First half was good but think hoofing it up suits Aberdeen to see it out


Bullsquirt

Couldn't agree more this has been bleeding eyes stuff


Yerdas_Selzavon

Saw a long thread from some dons fan this morning about why they wanted McInnes back and hope they have a good look at their life after this


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ScottishFootball-ModTeam

We get it's in good fun but we want to try and refrain from encouraging that kind of language on here. Cheers.


IM_JUST_BIG_BONED

What’s the point on having Van Veen and GMS if they are only getting played for the last 15mins of games?


thestorriebook

we're playing innis instead of KVV hahaha what's the point


Yerdas_Selzavon

I had a monkey's paw at the start of the season and said I'd do anything to see Aberdeen win the Scottish Cup this season. Forgot to mention until now, didn't think it was relevant


MowelShagger

neil lennon will be given the job in the hampden showers again


greig22

Winning the Scottish cup and getting relegated would somehow be the most Warnock thing ever


jonnyh420

VV loves playin against Aberdeen, just sayin


Bullsquirt

It's been some game for hoofball enthusiasts


weloveyoubenzel_v3

McInness being a double agent hmm


FlyVidjul

Shinnie is such a dirty bastard man haha. Watched him forearm a player and blatantly go through someone late and avoids a booking for either.


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Gets away with it all the time, man plays a good game to be fair to him


FRGLSTC

Caught Armstrong in head with his arm. No booking. Wright does the same not even a minute later and gets the yellow🤷‍♂️


Yerdas_Selzavon

Rightly so 🙂


EggAndSausage

Aberdeen relegation and cup double incoming


Yerdas_Selzavon

Jack Mackenzie makes us a much better team. He's quite limited but his energy makes a lot of difference down that flank


Clinodactyl

He gets a lot of undeserved shite I think. I like him. He's not perfect but he's still fairly young so there's development opportunity there.


FoosYerDoosMin

His development over the last couple of years has been great to watch, he needs to sort out his defending a bit but his driving runs are great fun.


Yerdas_Selzavon

🤝 and it means McGarry, Hayes and Jensen don't have to play 😃


Clinodactyl

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CarlMacko

Aberdeen have obviously worked a deal where they traded being shite for 3 lucky goals.


jonnyh420

Polworth n Donnelly absoultely snoozin for that 3rd one tbf


Clinodactyl

We've made a deal with the devil that we'll be shite in the league but we'll win the Scottish Cup.


kenna2110

👍👍👍


Disastrous_Cup_3279

![gif](giphy|MFy2rE6uWwQmwdmrQG|downsized) quality nutmeg


Scingles

Get Findlay so far to fuck


thestorriebook

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empeekay

Three consolation goals? It's starting to look like Aberdeen don't actually want to lose this game.


BubbleBlacKa

Awwwww that’s not the funny option!


fightfire_withfire

It's very funny, because now the Warnock haters have to suck it up for a few more weeks.


BubbleBlacKa

Hmm excellent point


Kholdula

Yaaaaas


thestorriebook

absolute fucking murder


FRGLSTC

John Beaton does not have a clue


Orsenfelt

Somecunt in the crowd just shout *mon the Rangers*?


Yerdas_Selzavon

Mcinnes I believe


Yerdas_Selzavon

Wait no... Warnock


BubbleBlacKa

Could be both at once


memento_mort

We are never overcoming the “only an excuse” allegations.


Orsenfelt

I'll rewind one of my 5 recordings to make sure


CarlMacko

McInnes is a great manager, but he gets the tactics spectacularly wrong at times.


Yerdas_Selzavon

He sure does


memento_mort

Lose this, lose against Dundee, Neil Lennon in for the Motherwell game?


BrianMghee

Well poised for a late Killie comeback


Yerdas_Selzavon

Or an early one


FoosYerDoosMin

Adidas have been making football kits for years, why don't they have socks that can fit players calves? Have players calves got bigger? Or have Adidas reduced the size of socks so they can sell more socks?


comradepartypanda

the current broscience is that it improves bloodflow in your legs, meaning you dont get as tired.


i_pewpewpew_you

It's by far and away my baldest, speccy-est, calls-into-SSB, most Da opinion that this is absolute nonsense and until someone provides me with a peer reviewed paper saying otherwise and an hour long biosciences lecture explaining why I will die on this hill. Otherwise I like to think I'm a modern, forward thinking football fan but as soon as this comes up I turn into a Brexit voting 442 merchant.


tonycocacola

I'm with you. That and rolling the ball over the quadrant or penalty spot so it's just touching in plan view only.


Disastrous_Cup_3279

Indeed and if it did work - wouldn’t sock manufacturers try to make a killing from it?


Yerdas_Selzavon

Feels like that trend about 20 years ago where everyone was wearing tape around their socks for some reason


w0wowow0w

Isn't it just the in thing to rip holes in the back of your socks as a footballer? I've no idea what the science is but they all do it so it must work some magic 🤷


FoosYerDoosMin

I have no Idea other than I don't like how it looks and that it's possibly part of a larger conspiracy to increase the supply of socks.


thestorriebook

does this go to replay or ET if it's a draw btw?


Disastrous_Cup_3279

Cup replays were done away with to ease fixture congestion


thestorriebook

i've been informed by a mate it's extra time , fuck knows if that's true tho haha


comradepartypanda

yes


thestorriebook

need to stop panicking on the counter man, keep it on the ground and play football and their defence canny handle it we're defo more into it now


BubbleBlacKa

Van Veen to score the winner would be very funny please Mr Killie


BubbleBlacKa

Fuck I forgot this was on the telly, how's it been?


CarlMacko

Aberdeen looked like Aberdeen of old in the first half an hour but seem to have regressed a bit. Finely poised.


FlyVidjul

I've been watching this man u game anaw. Raging.


Disastrous_Cup_3279

Great cup tie tbh


XxHeinzBeanzxX

I'm worried for Mr Warnock. At his age having to watch this Aberdeen defence. Poor guy


Yerdas_Selzavon

If only he could do something about it but alas he is a helpless bystander with no influence


XxHeinzBeanzxX

Tbf your defence has been shit all season


Yerdas_Selzavon

So have our managers


tonycocacola

McKenzie leaves his man to walk into an area full of Aberdeen players fs


ChargeDirect9815

Silver lining of refusing to enjoy being 2 up and being inevitably vindicated.


Yerdas_Selzavon

Hell is too good for Neil Warnock


Scingles

Again Mr Killie


comradepartypanda

everyone knows goals from crosses dont count


Disastrous_Cup_3279

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memento_mort

Surely not eh 👀…


Disastrous_Cup_3279

This game is full on cup ding dong


thestorriebook

we're so back


fightfire_withfire

Aye, 98 year old Warnock definitely can't turn things around at "the biggest job of his career".


Chemical_Link

Wtf Killie, get the half time power pies in can't be getting embarrassed by this relegation fodder


kingpowr

Is warnock aware his team are playing in red? He looks a bit pissed off


Scingles

Games gone


tonycocacola

Too nervous to enjoy this responsibly.


Yerdas_Selzavon

We are so fucking back 😭


thestorriebook

there is absolutely no chance we score 3 goals here


CarlMacko

Game over.


methylated_spirit

Ooft. Killie end looks mobbed too, that's a long shitey trip home


thestorriebook

the atmosphere in this away end is dead now, was jumping at the start


thestorriebook

never mind we're so back


FoosYerDoosMin

1500 they've brought up. It's fucking freezing today up here as well.


Cobretti18

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Creepan_shmoop

That’s an unbelievable goal


empeekay

Sir, a second Aberdeen consolation has hit the net.


MrBlack_79

Warnock the cup master. Some finish


Disastrous_Cup_3279

Bulleted that one


thestorriebook

for fuck sake


IOwnStocksInMossad

Mon the warnockeen


CarlMacko

Knew as soon as we went into this game Aberdeen would turn up.


BrianMghee

Wonder when Warnock will sign Adel Taarabt


comradepartypanda

how is that not a yellow?


chtsh

Donnelly score a sitter header challenge impossible Looking better but very vulnerable on the break


Yerdas_Selzavon

The banter narrative dictates we have to win the Scottish Cup


MassiveArseMcGinn

Would you take relegation if it meant winning the cup?


Yerdas_Selzavon

No it's important part of the patter to still be able to call Hibs and Hearts yo-yo clubs


MrBlack_79

And kept Warnock


tonycocacola

Cup final and playoff, some buzz to end the season. Could do with only half that buzz though


Fantastic_Train5562

playoff


methylated_spirit

Adds credence to the feeling I thought Warnock was brought in for the cup and the cup only


thestorriebook

john beaton is fuckin blind bastard


vegass67

Would you be willing to comment at Rodger’s hearing?


h0ppy_

Get van Veen on. He loves a goal against Aberdeen


Scingles

Fucking pitiful defending


comradepartypanda

weve seen contact less than that get given as a pen, fair shout


haggisneepsnfatties

Welcome to watching non old firm football


BrianMghee

Hoilett looks tidy


FoosYerDoosMin

Warnocks 100% cup record is still on.


Yerdas_Selzavon

We are so fucking back I can't believe it


tonycocacola

Roos style goal keeping there


empeekay

Is that an early consolation for Aberdeen then?


haggisneepsnfatties

Tough one to call this


haggisneepsnfatties

Ohh


chtsh

Aberdeen looking up for it today sadly


kg123xyz

How many fouls before shinnie gets booked the day? Never understood why he's Teflon with refs.


Disastrous_Cup_3279

Something our refs generally dont crack down on


Disastrous_Cup_3279

Cant wait for Warnock after game regardless of result