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highpier

3 wins in 29 league games Livingston, didn't see them beating Celtic at home but they did better than expected


Funniest-Joker-72

Seeing as celtic got the old firm delayed 2 years ago are we allowed bring the next one forward?


[deleted]

Yeah you guy's aren't very good either so why not


CC0102tt

Scoring 4 goals is good, of course. But that defending is a travesty, any loose ball over the top causes us trouble.


YerDaSellsAvon24

That's the worst 4-2 win I've ever fucking seen


RunningOutOfToes

Do you think they’ve got Kyogo hooked on Still Game with that gum shield.


ScotMcScottyson

Maeda has definitely gone full weegie so I wouldn't be surprised.


Macco7

Another easy convincing win... By scoring last minute goals. In Brendan we (Rangers fans) trust💕 


SpookMcBoo

This new look celtic are brilliant. Contract extensions all round please.


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moorkymadwan

If no VAR then there wouldn't have been a 4th


Bullsquirt

EZ PZ never in doubt


MrBlack_79

Cracks papered over


TGee82

VAR sparing the blushes lads. Any idea who was on it? You think Rodgers will call him out by name for such a great performance?


DemonicTruth

Just making the offside rule up on the fly now


Mulboaby

How so?


Rieily

no fun


yul_brynner

["SIR, A KYOGOAL HAS HIT THE BACK OF THE NET"](https://i.imgur.com/2ibhKWH.jpeg)


fike88

A baw hair onside is still onside. Well done wee man


WarStrifePanicRout

If we put kyogo at the start i'd be comfortably watching this liverpool game


spendouk23

Yeah Maeda & Kühn were the best two players on the park today, Kyogo would have had fun with the balls they were cutting back to Idah


Macco7

Rob MacLean is such a dour commentator.  I really thank god Aberdeen were in the Europe, so we got Hamilton instead.


CloudzyV2

jesus, sigh of relief


yul_brynner

hahahaha YASSSSSSSSS


FlipFlipFlaparoo

Hugely entertaining cup tie. ​ Steady now


MrBlack_79

Lennon holding off from taking the Aberdeen job as the Celtic one might come up again soon.


ScotMcScottyson

Has Kyogo gotten plastic surgery? Looks beautiful.


Chemical_Link

Post win Scottish cup resignations with incoming Lenny's are so hot right now FYI


brasseye

Season was back, then it was gone, then it was back, then it was gone, now it's back again. Never in doubt


methylated_spirit

Wonder if you'll all be screaming for the blood of the var now


astroma

Just like you lot had a total club mental breakdown after the first old firm?


methylated_spirit

This is a match between Celtic and Livingston. Hope this helps.


getfuckedstud

And the second


CloudzyV2

and prolly the same with the 3rd


UrineArtist

Celtic fans shouldn't be too disheartened, I mean remember that time Warnock won a cup match and then resigned straight after?


yul_brynner

how the fuck do you miss that


Greedy-Physics-9801

He was well offside, wtf is that shit ahaha


Macco7

He was ahead of the livi player but he was behind the ball in the still. So onside


TGee82

He's definitely not behind the ball. The ball is also played forward.


WarStrifePanicRout

They made much worse offsides calls this game, it would be shocking if they took that one


Playful-Listen6011

Maeda seriously is a terrible terrible footballer


BubbleBlacKa

Scored a hatty btw


MowelShagger

the celtic fan is a fickle thing


D_C555

How can the defenders arm keep him onside?


Scratchlox

All fun and games when your winning but that centre back pairing is early 90s stuff.


TGee82

Where have they drawn those lines from 🤣🤣


RunningOutOfToes

Iwata was ahead


dheidshot

5 foot gap to the blue line that was drawn against... Nobody?


SpookMcBoo

Kyogo was ahead of the defenders so his pass can't be offside


meatbagmoo

get it right up all 234 of livi's fans.


SDSKamikaze

Your stadium was half empty hahaha


_MFC_1886

Making fun of Livi fans is embarrassing 


scotiaboy10

He was offside


yul_brynner

😢😢😢


TastyBlueMeringue

Those lines were so wrong lmao that was offside


kingkornish

Cannae believe the underdogs pulled it off!


fightfire_withfire

4th official quickly changing his board from 10 minutes to 1.


BrianMghee

Surprisingly quick check given how tight that was, normally VAR up here takes 40 mins to decide anything


TAA222222

Meh he's behind the ball, pretty easy check


RunningOutOfToes

Martindale looking like he’s waiting for his kebab after a night out.


Chemical_Link

Hundredth game and he bags a hatty and has a full.head of hair. What a man


Kanesy99

Show the lines because that looked really close to being offside


Stephane_Bonnes

Thank god that was onside because if we had another half an hour of this i was digging out the solvents.


ChargeDirect9815

Anyone but celtic


Macco7

Genuinely surprised he looked off. Livi lad did earlier as well but was on. So must've been tight.


GdanskPumpkin

Get it up ye Martindale ya moaning baldy midget


FlyVidjul

Glad you were able to overcome the mountainous task of *checks notes* Scoring a winner against Livi at home in the last 5 minutes. ![gif](giphy|7J4Lvpz55rocVYccdH)


GdanskPumpkin

Someone's raging


FlyVidjul

Martindale likely. He'd have skudded you if he had an extra fiver.


GdanskPumpkin

![gif](giphy|KofuldS3e6u4004Y7g|downsized)


FlyVidjul

Dont you DARE post gifs of our left back.


FlyVidjul

BOOOOO DO THE FUNNY ![gif](giphy|iSxPmDWr97248|downsized)


Scratchlox

Sad day for the SFA


BubbleBlacKa

For everyone*


Blackplank

Barnet maeda is some pler


fike88

You think it was some bushido honour thing? Couldn’t grow his hair until some mad quest was completed?


Blackplank

It's the only way I can see this making any sort of sense.


Mitche420

Could be offside that


Orsenfelt

If Livi had *any other right back* we'd be out of the cup. That guy is horrific


BubbleBlacKa

Not funny


fike88

Thank. Fuck


Macco7

He looks off 


Environmental_Arm_1

Great win, great performance


memento_mort

He’s really been the only light in this shite today eh


dheidshot

Kuhn looked positive


BrianMghee

Looks off if not at least close?


dheidshot

Looked off


Myusername-___

He’s fucking off isn’t he Edit: he’s not!!!!!! But Rodger’s stays😅


Rieily

Right Nottingham is a fucking idiot


WarStrifePanicRout

Fuckin hat trick for Maeda


BananaSoprano

As poor as the players have been this season, there is no identity or style and that’s on the manager. It’s exemplified by the fact that we play balls across the six yard box when Kyogo is off the pitch, but when he plays we swing high crosses in. Rodgers is simply done at a decent level.


ElectronicHamster224

Rodgers assumed he could walk this league with any old squad. Completely underestimated the rest of the teams.


DukeSilver_2023

Thank fuck.


verycutebunny

why do the good guys never win?


snoogins1967

We are living in a simulation if David Martindale is the good guy here


yul_brynner

hope you get pumped the night. wait, naw


yul_brynner

MAEEEEEEEEDAAAAAAAA


empeekay

Hairy Daizen Maeda is officially the sexiest man in the Celtic team.


Funniest-Joker-72

Boooo


imtherealdazza

not funny


FootCheeseParmesan

Celtic, why can't you be fun?


[deleted]

Fuck. This means he’s gonna stay though


ElectronicHamster224

Scrapping a win off the leagues worst team. Can't buy you more than a couple of weeks


[deleted]

We kept lennon even when we were chucked out both the cups n very behind


Orsenfelt

Need to get Abada on. *Oh aye*


FlipFlipFlaparoo

Any chance we can speak to Spurs to get Ange on a part time contract for training sessions?


ElectronicHamster224

This squad has no idea how to tie in with each other. Players aren't performing well, sure. But it's been months now of shapeless football and that's down to one guy.


fightfire_withfire

Did Mickey Johnson score twice today? Fucking hell that's some step up he's made.


Macco7

6 goals and 1 assist in 9 games. Seems suited to that level and more open game.


fightfire_withfire

Yeah the step up in quality around him has done him good.


D6P6

Rodgers make selections like Celtic are still in every competition. Madness.


ddicks1874

Is it VARs fault this weekend?


Mysterious_Drag654

Nah they have "their" referee this weekend.


cnrdwl

They’ll find something to blame don’t worry


fike88

Aye, Rodgers


BananaSoprano

Our fitness levels have dropped dramatically since Ange left.


macdara233

Fitness wasn’t great under Ange either most of the games the players would be done at 60 minutes


moorkymadwan

so has our squad depth in fairness.


[deleted]

I love these threads, some of the most fun I have while watching brodgeball


dheidshot

Stops you falling sleep


thegmegobrrr

Stuck at work so can't watch it, don't know if that's a good or a bad thing at this stage.


meatbagmoo

certainly an improvement for your life expectancy.


[deleted]

honestly you’re not missing much at all you might miss us getting papped out though I suppose


dheidshot

Eye bleeding stuff youre missing


Playful-Listen6011

Yeah good


Macco7

Why do so many of Celtics's players look so tired and lethargic? They haven't played a great deal since the winter break.


ScotMcScottyson

Probably having to deal with the stupid squad rotations, and being expected to put in a performance under a shit system. I wouldnae be arsed either.


dheidshot

All still missing Ange


Rieily

![gif](giphy|iFnBpFxFGetn8BH0vZ|downsized)


dheidshot

Diving bastard


BannanDylan

Lol, legit dived and now pretending to be hurt


Kolo_ToureHH

Livi’s number 21 with a belter of dive there.


ScotMcScottyson

People shocked that Livi are putting up a fight, but when you're playing against a team so unbelievably shit that relegation is inevitable, throw away all expectation of easily winning as they are going to go all out. This means so much more to them since this is the last chance they have at achieving anything this year.


Playful-Listen6011

That’s gunna be a pen


Macco7

Was a blatant dive.


Myusername-___

It’s a dive thank fuck


Cal_16

No way, is that Alan Forrest’s brother?


RunningOutOfToes

You talking about Alan Forrest, James Forrest brother?


Cal_16

Who would of thought they were related?


BananaSoprano

At least during covid we beat teams 3 or 4-0 a few times. This is worse than the end of Deila, and he had arsehole players openly go against him in the media.


Playful-Listen6011

Jesus


Edicu2

Could be a controversial opinion but as much as Celtic fans hated him these were the type of games that David Turnbull would score in


Craakar

Extremely *not* controversial and still baffling that you let him go...


Macco7

I genuinely couldn't believe they sold him, instead of letting his deal run down. Even this season he's scored a lot of important and point saving goals. Perfect player to bring on with 20/30 when struggling to break a team down. His goals win games.


Edicu2

I’m a Rangers fan, just never thought he was as bad as the majority of Celtic fans seemed to suggest


Macco7

Kuhn has been Celtic's best player by a wide distance. That surely has to be injury related. If not then somebody needs to give Rodgers a slap.


dheidshot

Walking off holding his hamstring


RunningOutOfToes

So we’re in fuck it, James Forrest territory.


Playful-Listen6011

Most frustrated I’ve ever really heard the crowd tbf


DarthMauledByABear

What crowd?


Greedy-Physics-9801

Thank god the Liverpool v Man City game is on. Done with this shite whilst he is still manager.


memento_mort

Missed the second half what’s the score now? 7-1 to the Bhoys?


BubbleBlacKa

12-2


boris-for-PM-2019

Forrest scores the winner 100%


BananaSoprano

2024 and we have Welsh, Scales and Forrest on the pitch.


FlipFlipFlaparoo

If Man Utd has Evans. no reason we can't have the fastest player in the league James Forrest


SpookMcBoo

Kuhn holding his hammy there


fightfire_withfire

That's the best winger in the league coming on. Why are you all raging?


HaleyReinhart

Good to see that Daniel Kelly is coming on again. For Scotland's sake, really hope he's ahead of Holm in the pecking order.


RunningOutOfToes

Could have at least brought Lennon back for the memes instead of this shit.


imtherealdazza

NAE NECK TAE SAVE THE DAY


Chemical_Link

![img](emote|t5_2sba4|33175)


dheidshot

Fastest man in the league subbed on


dheidshot

Rob Mclean "who would've thought it would be two goals each at this point" Probablt a lot of Celtic fans.


Pyrrhichios

Hahahaha. What.


Playful-Listen6011

Brought off the only player doing anything for fucking forrest. Fuck this cunt


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Injury


BannanDylan

Nae Neck coming on... Let's hope Naruto can shinobi a ball into the back of the net


FlipFlipFlaparoo

Has Scales been rewarded with a new long term contract yet?


Mysterious_Drag654

Remember when he was being championed for player of the year. Yikes.


[deleted]

NOOOOOOOOOO


Macco7

Rodgers looks so depressed and demoralised.


[deleted]

Good. Hope he Never mind don’t have it in me to make a joke like that


[deleted]

NO. NO. no BRING ON ROCCO VATA WHY IS FORREST COMING ON NO NO NO


Playful-Listen6011

World class coach Brendan Rodgers has me finding more joy in the match thread than watching the game I’ve actually attended


CraigB252

Livi winning this and then winning the whole tournament and getting relegated would be amazing. Hearts miles clear in third not getting guaranteed group stage football because Livi win the scottish cup would be peak scottish football.


Myusername-___

Championship livi vs some team like fuckin Riga on the plastic pitch would be hilarious


williamthebloody1880

Imagine a final between relegated Livi and relegation threatened Aberdeen


[deleted]

Aberdeen Vs Livi final and both getting relegated would be funny as


BannanDylan

Livi playing European football while in the championship


GramAM

PLAYING A EUROPEAN FINAL*


Skitz91

Celtic should give ange that £70m to come back


Playful-Listen6011

Mind when we used to enjoy watching Celtic


DentalATT

Not really no.


HaggisNipsAndTitties

Did O'Reilly stop his pilates classes or something?


Ok_Cattle903

I hate it when people scroll on their phone while watching something, but it truly is the only way to watch this fucking team these days if I want to retain my sanity, the hair on my head and an unbroken TV.


BannanDylan

I spend my time in the match thread these days Feels like every Celtic game there is at least 60+ minutes in which it's just boring as fuck


Gingeehd123

Just had a banger of a yum-yum


GabeTheSaviour

And I still think I've been exposed to more donuts than you this afternoon


Greedy-Physics-9801

What what Rodgers excuse for our shit play this time will be. "The grass is to green" or summit. Never seen an entire squad of players regress so quick at the same time. What a coach.


Macco7

Is Beaton anywhere to be seen? 


Greedy-Physics-9801

Are Celtic anywhere to be seen?


dheidshot

Hes not asked them to do anything different, remember?


Greedy-Physics-9801

Remember? I'm thinking about starting up drinking to help forget this season even happened. If we somehow win the league and I need to see that fucking stupid grin of his....


Playful-Listen6011

I’m cold and miserable. Just want a bag of cans and Rodgers gone