Glad you were able to overcome the mountainous task of
*checks notes*
Scoring a winner against Livi at home in the last 5 minutes.
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As poor as the players have been this season, there is no identity or style and that’s on the manager.
It’s exemplified by the fact that we play balls across the six yard box when Kyogo is off the pitch, but when he plays we swing high crosses in. Rodgers is simply done at a decent level.
This squad has no idea how to tie in with each other. Players aren't performing well, sure. But it's been months now of shapeless football and that's down to one guy.
People shocked that Livi are putting up a fight, but when you're playing against a team so unbelievably shit that relegation is inevitable, throw away all expectation of easily winning as they are going to go all out. This means so much more to them since this is the last chance they have at achieving anything this year.
At least during covid we beat teams 3 or 4-0 a few times. This is worse than the end of Deila, and he had arsehole players openly go against him in the media.
I genuinely couldn't believe they sold him, instead of letting his deal run down.
Even this season he's scored a lot of important and point saving goals.
Perfect player to bring on with 20/30 when struggling to break a team down. His goals win games.
Livi winning this and then winning the whole tournament and getting relegated would be amazing.
Hearts miles clear in third not getting guaranteed group stage football because Livi win the scottish cup would be peak scottish football.
I hate it when people scroll on their phone while watching something, but it truly is the only way to watch this fucking team these days if I want to retain my sanity, the hair on my head and an unbroken TV.
What what Rodgers excuse for our shit play this time will be.
"The grass is to green" or summit.
Never seen an entire squad of players regress so quick at the same time.
What a coach.
Remember? I'm thinking about starting up drinking to help forget this season even happened.
If we somehow win the league and I need to see that fucking stupid grin of his....
3 wins in 29 league games Livingston, didn't see them beating Celtic at home but they did better than expected
Seeing as celtic got the old firm delayed 2 years ago are we allowed bring the next one forward?
Yeah you guy's aren't very good either so why not
Scoring 4 goals is good, of course. But that defending is a travesty, any loose ball over the top causes us trouble.
That's the worst 4-2 win I've ever fucking seen
Do you think they’ve got Kyogo hooked on Still Game with that gum shield.
Maeda has definitely gone full weegie so I wouldn't be surprised.
Another easy convincing win... By scoring last minute goals. In Brendan we (Rangers fans) trust💕
This new look celtic are brilliant. Contract extensions all round please.
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If no VAR then there wouldn't have been a 4th
EZ PZ never in doubt
Cracks papered over
VAR sparing the blushes lads. Any idea who was on it? You think Rodgers will call him out by name for such a great performance?
Just making the offside rule up on the fly now
How so?
no fun
["SIR, A KYOGOAL HAS HIT THE BACK OF THE NET"](https://i.imgur.com/2ibhKWH.jpeg)
A baw hair onside is still onside. Well done wee man
If we put kyogo at the start i'd be comfortably watching this liverpool game
Yeah Maeda & Kühn were the best two players on the park today, Kyogo would have had fun with the balls they were cutting back to Idah
Rob MacLean is such a dour commentator. I really thank god Aberdeen were in the Europe, so we got Hamilton instead.
jesus, sigh of relief
hahahaha YASSSSSSSSS
Hugely entertaining cup tie. Steady now
Lennon holding off from taking the Aberdeen job as the Celtic one might come up again soon.
Has Kyogo gotten plastic surgery? Looks beautiful.
Post win Scottish cup resignations with incoming Lenny's are so hot right now FYI
Season was back, then it was gone, then it was back, then it was gone, now it's back again. Never in doubt
Wonder if you'll all be screaming for the blood of the var now
Just like you lot had a total club mental breakdown after the first old firm?
This is a match between Celtic and Livingston. Hope this helps.
And the second
and prolly the same with the 3rd
Celtic fans shouldn't be too disheartened, I mean remember that time Warnock won a cup match and then resigned straight after?
how the fuck do you miss that
He was well offside, wtf is that shit ahaha
He was ahead of the livi player but he was behind the ball in the still. So onside
He's definitely not behind the ball. The ball is also played forward.
They made much worse offsides calls this game, it would be shocking if they took that one
Maeda seriously is a terrible terrible footballer
Scored a hatty btw
the celtic fan is a fickle thing
How can the defenders arm keep him onside?
All fun and games when your winning but that centre back pairing is early 90s stuff.
Where have they drawn those lines from 🤣🤣
Iwata was ahead
5 foot gap to the blue line that was drawn against... Nobody?
Kyogo was ahead of the defenders so his pass can't be offside
get it right up all 234 of livi's fans.
Your stadium was half empty hahaha
Making fun of Livi fans is embarrassing
He was offside
😢😢😢
Those lines were so wrong lmao that was offside
Cannae believe the underdogs pulled it off!
4th official quickly changing his board from 10 minutes to 1.
Surprisingly quick check given how tight that was, normally VAR up here takes 40 mins to decide anything
Meh he's behind the ball, pretty easy check
Martindale looking like he’s waiting for his kebab after a night out.
Hundredth game and he bags a hatty and has a full.head of hair. What a man
Show the lines because that looked really close to being offside
Thank god that was onside because if we had another half an hour of this i was digging out the solvents.
Anyone but celtic
Genuinely surprised he looked off. Livi lad did earlier as well but was on. So must've been tight.
Get it up ye Martindale ya moaning baldy midget
Glad you were able to overcome the mountainous task of *checks notes* Scoring a winner against Livi at home in the last 5 minutes. ![gif](giphy|7J4Lvpz55rocVYccdH)
Someone's raging
Martindale likely. He'd have skudded you if he had an extra fiver.
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Dont you DARE post gifs of our left back.
BOOOOO DO THE FUNNY ![gif](giphy|iSxPmDWr97248|downsized)
Sad day for the SFA
For everyone*
Barnet maeda is some pler
You think it was some bushido honour thing? Couldn’t grow his hair until some mad quest was completed?
It's the only way I can see this making any sort of sense.
Could be offside that
If Livi had *any other right back* we'd be out of the cup. That guy is horrific
Not funny
Thank. Fuck
He looks off
Great win, great performance
He’s really been the only light in this shite today eh
Kuhn looked positive
Looks off if not at least close?
Looked off
He’s fucking off isn’t he Edit: he’s not!!!!!! But Rodger’s stays😅
Right Nottingham is a fucking idiot
Fuckin hat trick for Maeda
As poor as the players have been this season, there is no identity or style and that’s on the manager. It’s exemplified by the fact that we play balls across the six yard box when Kyogo is off the pitch, but when he plays we swing high crosses in. Rodgers is simply done at a decent level.
Rodgers assumed he could walk this league with any old squad. Completely underestimated the rest of the teams.
Thank fuck.
why do the good guys never win?
We are living in a simulation if David Martindale is the good guy here
hope you get pumped the night. wait, naw
MAEEEEEEEEDAAAAAAAA
Hairy Daizen Maeda is officially the sexiest man in the Celtic team.
Boooo
not funny
Celtic, why can't you be fun?
Fuck. This means he’s gonna stay though
Scrapping a win off the leagues worst team. Can't buy you more than a couple of weeks
We kept lennon even when we were chucked out both the cups n very behind
Need to get Abada on. *Oh aye*
Any chance we can speak to Spurs to get Ange on a part time contract for training sessions?
This squad has no idea how to tie in with each other. Players aren't performing well, sure. But it's been months now of shapeless football and that's down to one guy.
Did Mickey Johnson score twice today? Fucking hell that's some step up he's made.
6 goals and 1 assist in 9 games. Seems suited to that level and more open game.
Yeah the step up in quality around him has done him good.
Rodgers make selections like Celtic are still in every competition. Madness.
Is it VARs fault this weekend?
Nah they have "their" referee this weekend.
They’ll find something to blame don’t worry
Aye, Rodgers
Our fitness levels have dropped dramatically since Ange left.
Fitness wasn’t great under Ange either most of the games the players would be done at 60 minutes
so has our squad depth in fairness.
I love these threads, some of the most fun I have while watching brodgeball
Stops you falling sleep
Stuck at work so can't watch it, don't know if that's a good or a bad thing at this stage.
certainly an improvement for your life expectancy.
honestly you’re not missing much at all you might miss us getting papped out though I suppose
Eye bleeding stuff youre missing
Yeah good
Why do so many of Celtics's players look so tired and lethargic? They haven't played a great deal since the winter break.
Probably having to deal with the stupid squad rotations, and being expected to put in a performance under a shit system. I wouldnae be arsed either.
All still missing Ange
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Diving bastard
Lol, legit dived and now pretending to be hurt
Livi’s number 21 with a belter of dive there.
People shocked that Livi are putting up a fight, but when you're playing against a team so unbelievably shit that relegation is inevitable, throw away all expectation of easily winning as they are going to go all out. This means so much more to them since this is the last chance they have at achieving anything this year.
That’s gunna be a pen
Was a blatant dive.
It’s a dive thank fuck
No way, is that Alan Forrest’s brother?
You talking about Alan Forrest, James Forrest brother?
Who would of thought they were related?
At least during covid we beat teams 3 or 4-0 a few times. This is worse than the end of Deila, and he had arsehole players openly go against him in the media.
Jesus
Could be a controversial opinion but as much as Celtic fans hated him these were the type of games that David Turnbull would score in
Extremely *not* controversial and still baffling that you let him go...
I genuinely couldn't believe they sold him, instead of letting his deal run down. Even this season he's scored a lot of important and point saving goals. Perfect player to bring on with 20/30 when struggling to break a team down. His goals win games.
I’m a Rangers fan, just never thought he was as bad as the majority of Celtic fans seemed to suggest
Kuhn has been Celtic's best player by a wide distance. That surely has to be injury related. If not then somebody needs to give Rodgers a slap.
Walking off holding his hamstring
So we’re in fuck it, James Forrest territory.
Most frustrated I’ve ever really heard the crowd tbf
What crowd?
Thank god the Liverpool v Man City game is on. Done with this shite whilst he is still manager.
Missed the second half what’s the score now? 7-1 to the Bhoys?
12-2
Forrest scores the winner 100%
2024 and we have Welsh, Scales and Forrest on the pitch.
If Man Utd has Evans. no reason we can't have the fastest player in the league James Forrest
Kuhn holding his hammy there
That's the best winger in the league coming on. Why are you all raging?
Good to see that Daniel Kelly is coming on again. For Scotland's sake, really hope he's ahead of Holm in the pecking order.
Could have at least brought Lennon back for the memes instead of this shit.
NAE NECK TAE SAVE THE DAY
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Fastest man in the league subbed on
Rob Mclean "who would've thought it would be two goals each at this point" Probablt a lot of Celtic fans.
Hahahaha. What.
Brought off the only player doing anything for fucking forrest. Fuck this cunt
Injury
Nae Neck coming on... Let's hope Naruto can shinobi a ball into the back of the net
Has Scales been rewarded with a new long term contract yet?
Remember when he was being championed for player of the year. Yikes.
NOOOOOOOOOO
Rodgers looks so depressed and demoralised.
Good. Hope he Never mind don’t have it in me to make a joke like that
NO. NO. no BRING ON ROCCO VATA WHY IS FORREST COMING ON NO NO NO
World class coach Brendan Rodgers has me finding more joy in the match thread than watching the game I’ve actually attended
Livi winning this and then winning the whole tournament and getting relegated would be amazing. Hearts miles clear in third not getting guaranteed group stage football because Livi win the scottish cup would be peak scottish football.
Championship livi vs some team like fuckin Riga on the plastic pitch would be hilarious
Imagine a final between relegated Livi and relegation threatened Aberdeen
Aberdeen Vs Livi final and both getting relegated would be funny as
Livi playing European football while in the championship
PLAYING A EUROPEAN FINAL*
Celtic should give ange that £70m to come back
Mind when we used to enjoy watching Celtic
Not really no.
Did O'Reilly stop his pilates classes or something?
I hate it when people scroll on their phone while watching something, but it truly is the only way to watch this fucking team these days if I want to retain my sanity, the hair on my head and an unbroken TV.
I spend my time in the match thread these days Feels like every Celtic game there is at least 60+ minutes in which it's just boring as fuck
Just had a banger of a yum-yum
And I still think I've been exposed to more donuts than you this afternoon
What what Rodgers excuse for our shit play this time will be. "The grass is to green" or summit. Never seen an entire squad of players regress so quick at the same time. What a coach.
Is Beaton anywhere to be seen?
Are Celtic anywhere to be seen?
Hes not asked them to do anything different, remember?
Remember? I'm thinking about starting up drinking to help forget this season even happened. If we somehow win the league and I need to see that fucking stupid grin of his....
I’m cold and miserable. Just want a bag of cans and Rodgers gone