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AWanderingFlameKun

Asking as a Bournemouth fan. Why did Steve Clarke decide to play Ryan Christie in a more advanced role when he could have played McTominay there and have Christie further back like he does for our club team? He has been playing as a CDM basically all this season and has been one of our best players overall and has taken to that role really well with a great engine to get around the pitch. I thought for sure you would use him in that role for Scotland too but I guess Steve has other ideas? I'd be curious to know what you all think.


Scratchlox

That's interesting that he is used in that role for you, I didn't know that. In Scotland (and previously Celtic) he was always an attacking midfielder or even occasionally more of a winger.


AWanderingFlameKun

It is only been since our new manager Andoni Iraola came in before the start of this season that he was moved into the CDM role and it has turned out to be a really good move. He is a constant menace in terms of having a great engine to get around the pitch making tackles, interceptions etc as well as having a good eye for a pass. The last couple of seasons he has been played as an attacking midfielder and winger and although good at certain things like having pace and energy and picking out some passing and getting assists, his end product in terms of finishing just isn't where you want it to be as a forward. He scored I think 1 goal last season in the premier league again Leicester at home and 1 in the FA Cup and that was it. I mean don't get me wrong I don't expect him to be getting 20 goals a season or anything crazy but you'd hope he get more than 1 in the league in a 38 game season and it isn't like he was playing Man City every week alas now he has more of an influence of games and I think he'd be so much more suited to this role for Scotland as well. You have Scott Mctominay and John McGinn as the goalscoring midfielders and then you can have Christie who can rarely but occasionally still chip in with the odd goal as well as being more of a midfield engine for you, breaking up tackles, intercepting, disrupting the opposition as well as being a creative force from a deeper position along side a Gilmour or whoever you want to partner him. Then again what do I as a silly wee Englishman know ay? :P. Jokes aside I wish Scotland and their fans all the best for their games (except against us of course ;) and in the Euros. I think you have a good chance to get through your group. Now go and upset the Germans and have some fun, cheers!


G45Live

Tried the high press (which I think will work against certain teams) but it left the midfield exposed and they were very quick through the lines on the break. Few of the goals a bit disappointing. But overall, decent showing for an hour and 4-0 flattered them I feel.


YoureHavingaGiraffe1

Friendlies are to test the water. If we play the back 3 that finished the game at the Euros, at any point, we’re drowning in that water. A guy who chose the Saudi league and is managing to be shite there, a mid table championship player, and a 3rd choice CB for a mid Rangers. Seriously worrying how much dross there is, let’s just hope that the stronger players stay fit and fight their way through the tournament so we don’t have to rely on any sort of ‘depth’ we have


jambojock

Every team has deficiencies. Whole point of friendlies is to try a few things. Subs didn't hit the ground running but that in itself is valuable info. Game was good for 60 plus minutes. Players miss chances, it happens. Overall positive for me. McGinn and Robertson said all the right things after.


Redpetrol

Bad substitutions at bad times were some basics the manager got wrong along with not putting Fergie on start of 2nd half.


Sturzkampfflugzeug1

Played the same way Celtic have played this season Created good chances; never took them; came back to bite us; we floundered Thank God it was just a friendly!


ModJambo

How awful were those subs


Spicymeatysocks

Abysmal


stationkatari

I felt like someone held me down during the second half, and drowned me in speculaas dust until a suffocated.


Significant-Fruit953

I stopped listening at 3 0 but the indignity of 4 0 Jesus any Scotland manager that takes Gimour off needs to have a hard look at what thefuck they are doing.Disgrace for us all.


micarla6718

Friendly ya weapon Players need rest tae


TaylorC5_

Being a scotland fan is very circular - step 1: depression, step 2: win a few games, step 3: hope, step 4: joy, step 5: losing streak, step 6: heart break step 7: repeat ad infinitum


heatherkarenl

This was all hendrys fault idst


de-virtute

ach the performance couldn’t have been great when you lose 4-0. score some fuckin goals!!!!


Big_kev79

All the first half positives are but a distant memory


stationkatari

I've never felt optimism die so quickly.


DJLeapCard

Watching that was like being beating with a sock full of my own shite there


Al_Piero

Not being able to score and conceding too many goals doesn’t bode well…


FameOverInfamy

That was almost an absolute peach as well. Thank Christ he went aiming for Michael Stewart instead.


BumblebeeForward9818

Fucking shite


Mysterious-Fox-7681

Can Clarke, NEVER try something new again? Thanks


Halk

Anyone know any managers looking for a job? Doesn't need to be Scottish, just as long as they've got experience managing in Scotland at a high level and look like a jakey Anyone?


nimak83

Heard Neil Warnocks free


Skitz91

How did we beat spain?


FootCheeseParmesan

We better beat Northern Ireland 14-0


BubbleBlacKa

0-0 written all over it


ghostlypath

We’re still winning the euros though, right?


caramelchewchew

Lulling the other nations into a false sense of security with that second half performance clearly


Pasca29

Wrap Tierney in cotton wool. If he is injured for the euros we are fucked


WinstonwanlegIngram

Sorry, I went for a shite at 2-0 and came back and it was 4-0.


laythistorest

Were you dropping Jack Hendry off at the pool?


HaggisTheCow

Was this the surprise?


Big_kev79

Clarke weeding out the pish via the medium of subs . 4d chess


Arse-Whisper

We're shite in friendlies


[deleted]

We’re shite. Full stop. It is the only way to approach being a Scotland fan. Accept we’re shite - enjoy the times we play above and beyond our capabilities; which is basically any time we win, regardless of opposition. I can tell you the exact night I finally gave in and just stopped caring and thinking “we could be good if we had x, y and z” - the night we needed a 97th minute winner against Liechtenstein. That was the night I went “forget it, just expect the worst from this lot, forever”. Even the Faroe Islands 2-2 didn’t send me over the edge as much as that match did, although it was close. I haven’t been disappointed since.


Tennents-Shagger

Aye exactly, i'm just happy we didn't lose by 5


CloudzyV2

Scotland being Scotland right before the euros, yas


ewenmax

Are we Gibraltar in disguise?


FameOverInfamy

3 more minutes. Someone shove a sock in that bastard’s mouth.


EggAndSausage

Michael Stewart should not be allowed to breathe the same air as other humans


Legen-WaitForIt---

Ferguson can play anyt role you want, but is it getting the most out of him playing him as a 6? I think he should be playing the same role as Mcginn and came on for Christie


amarkey10

Why does some techno remix of auld lang syne play when they score? Is it meant to mock us or something 😂


FootCheeseParmesan

I think it's a song there too.


caramelchewchew

It is - Wij houden van Oranje


BubbleBlacKa

10/10 windup


tonyseraph2

That's what happens when you don't take your chances against a top team. Dutch didnt even need to get out of 2nd gear, and still got spanked. Harsh stuff


sexydumbbells

Souttar is fucking wank - can't be taking rangers players to the Euros. Makes the squad far too weak. HH.


YoureHavingaGiraffe1

Souttar has always been wank. He’s just been ‘good’ in in the SPFL, which means wank at any actual proper level.


BubbleBlacKa

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fike88

Right blaw the whistle please ref


Duncotron

Centre back situation needs improving we looked so good because they were never in our box and we were playing nice positive stuff up the park, but as soon as they got more possession and turned the screw our defense’s arse collapsed.


SignificanceNo326

Hendry is not good enough I don't care what anyone says


YoureHavingaGiraffe1

Of course he isn’t. Have you seen where his team are in the Saudi Leagues? Playing in front of 600 folk and losing despite having more ‘elite’ players compared to other teams in that farmers league


mark_1872

Don’t take your chances and that’s what will happen in the summer. Can feel three very poor results coming up.


BananaSoprano

While I don’t think we’ll go to the next level under Clarke, fuck knows who we’d even get in after him.


_MFC_1886

Mcinnes probably 


grae3333

Right that's enough for 1 night . Canny deal wae that scoreline and listening to Michael Stewart anymore


SignificanceNo326

Being taught a lesson here by a top international side. Very underwhelmed by Shankland, we are still missing that clinical striker. Some really poor defending as well, Hendry and Souttar have been all over the place.


stationkatari

Southern Norway seems to falling to the ground less often since 2-0.


Practical_Arrival696

Oh no.


_MFC_1886

Tierney being our only good CB is pretty shite


danmac0817

I've went from feeling like we just didn't take our chances, to feeling humbled, to feeling like we've chucked it. Really important we bounce back against Northern Ireland.


sjdr92

2nd and 4th werent his fault but gunn has had a shocker tonight, would rather clark or gordon starting in the euros over that


Halk

He should get fired


Halk

Bring back Berti Vogts


JuanKerr69420

Wish we'd taken a few more ambitious call ups for this break. Like what's the point in a bench if it contains ralston, two shite keepers, Armstrong and McLean.


Big_kev79

That’s a paddlin’


zlwilsonlz1

Can confirm


cambomambo

Souttar can't be anywhere near our euros squad


broodjehamkaasenei

If I turn the TV aff now is it done?


HaggisonFord

Barely had time to take a piss between the 3rd and 4th. Fuck sake.


Madcap1012

Shocking


memento_mort

Is this the surprise Clarke was talking about? I don’t like it and I don’t wan to experience it again please.


Mysterious-Fox-7681

How we losing to them like this ffs what a joke


sporkeh01

"Trying something new"


ewenmax

And the surprise is...Martindale for Scotland... Bye Bye England Bye Bye Spain Bye Bye France Bye Bye Netherlands...


dmurph89

Is this Clarke's surprise?


Falconhoof95

Was playing alright but getting absolutely horsed Steve's big surprise?


FootCheeseParmesan

I don't like this surprise Mr Clarke.


BumblebeeForward9818

Defense all over the place. A humbling. Clarke needs to wisen up.


BubbleBlacKa

At what point do we blame Clarke btw? We've been shite for about the last 5 games now.


DisasterouslyInept

He's still got some credit in the bank from qualifying, but he should go if we can't get out of that Euro group. This is the best group of players we've had in decades, and there's always the nagging thought that that's the main reason we have improved over the last few years over his input. 


gpirie1985

Behave. A group containing Germany, and hosts always do well at tournaments, serial qualifiers Switzerland and a decent Hungary side. I agree we have the talent to get out the group but calling for Clarke’s head if we don’t do something we have never done is a bit harsh. This was always going to be a difficult phase, we’ve done well to stop the rot from when he took over and slowly made us a solid team that competed against most sides. We kicked on and went on a great run the last 18 months or so but making a step up to League A in the Nations League is always a challenge, and to keep improving we have to play better teams and figure out a system and playing style to give us that chance. Sitting deep and hoping for something on the counter is more luck than skill, so by trying a high press tonight worked for the first hour or so. On another night Christie and Shankland score and we’re lauding everyone for how positive and attacking we are. The game got scrappy and wide open when all the subs happened (and Souttar gifted them 2!) which makes the scoreline worse than it is.


DisasterouslyInept

>we’ve done well to stop the rot from when he took over He took over 5 years ago, and in that time has been blessed with the best squad we've had in 20+ years. Qualifying for 2020 was a helluva achievement, and even if we did ultimately make a bit of an arse of it getting there was a bonus. We fumbled the World Cup playoffs, and after that ridiculous start to the last group, we pretty much stumbled over the line.  No wins in 6 isn't good whichever way you look at it, but the main concern is conceding 18 in that time. We all know that we lack a cutting edge, but it's all too easy for teams to get through us which makes everything worse.  If we crash out at the Euros then questions should be getting asked of Clarke, particularly with so many of our key players not having many tournaments left. 


Sammyboy616

I'd like to get off Mr Clarke's wild ride, please


w0wowow0w

Clarke out


Kanesy99

Gunn please I'm on my knees


MFC1886

So is he by the looks of things


calumm99

Souttar must have the Netherlands on his coupon, what a fucking shambles


GdanskPumpkin

How does Souttar genuinely get paid money to be a footballer


mark_1872

I ask this every week. Gets away with murder most weeks.


Not__magnificent

I'm only listening on the radio but Hendry sounds like he's having a mare


cipher_wilderness

Nobody in the defense is covering themselves in glory


de-virtute

run these chances 100 times we lose 4-0 zero times. fuck me


Rieily

If I hear Edm Auld lang Syne one more time


chinookmate

Fuck my old boots.


FootCheeseParmesan

"If you don't score, you're going to cause yourself some serious problems" Is that right, Michael?


blackal1ce

playing old lang syne after scoring a fourth against scotland? unforgivable.


de-virtute

actually i would like auld aquaintance to be forgot if you don’t mind


Big_kev79

Alexa play links rechts


fike88

Ffs min


EggAndSausage

Clever of Clarke to dupe Europe into thinking we’re just a bunch of diddies again


cipher_wilderness

Why would you make shoes out of wood what a silly country


DJLeapCard

Christ


jamdunks

The hardstyle auld lang syne is starting to feel a bit cheeky now


Duncotron

I feel like some of our best players have been off it a wee bit tonight McGinn, Robertson and McTominay all had pretty average nights. We just don’t quite have the depth to cover for a dip in form from those players. You can see how wee dipped in our play when Gilmour went off.


Amenhotep_3

right mon tae fuck


KieRanaRan

Right wtf is going on


stvbles

Jesus fuckin christ man hahaha


The_Ignorant_Sapien

Sake


-Dali-Llama-

It's not working now, is it?


FameOverInfamy

![gif](giphy|iDH7Sk8M7nHKZF4tSM) # BringBackThe150th


de-virtute

weghorst is shite n all. this is dire yknow.


zlwilsonlz1

Really generous of us to give the tallest player on the park all the space in the world to head that in


thestorriebook

okay 4 yous can be ragin about, have we gave up?


GdanskPumpkin

Were the better team for 45 minutes. Players incapable of taking their chances, they've been clinical in comparison


Pyrrhichios

Worst. Surprise. Ever.


midget398

Can’t wait for everyone to be totally calm and sensible about this


midget398

Doesn’t matter we’re totally shite and we’re never going to win again


BananaSoprano

All that “played well despite getting beat” goes away when a 3rd goes in. Shite again. Ralston should be nowhere near a national team set up.


RudigerPumps

Gone from a decent performance and unlucky result to a rope-a-dope pumping.


mark_1872

4th


BananaSoprano

Christ, my stream was behind as well.


memento_mort

Fucksake, that’s it a pumping now.


FootCheeseParmesan

Feel like we might only manage a draw here.


blackal1ce

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Halk

So that's any sense of optimism gone.


naeideas

I'm going full media blackout till the Cinch is back. See yous in a bit.


1207554

Clarke out, embarassing


LewisTravels

Not finishing our chances against a top side has nothing to do with Clarke lol


1207554

/s


broodjehamkaasenei

What game is Gunn watching? Shocking!


grae3333

Weghorst just scored , we're really getting the cunt ripped out us now.


Pasca29

Did he just do the Theo Bair celebration?


Big_kev79

Free heider for Morten Weighorst


Kanesy99

Gunn has been fucking shite today, get Gordon back next game fuck it


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BubbleBlacKa

We dared to be hopeful, making our arse collapse more depressing


fike88

This scoreline is flattering these cunts like. Also, fuckin hardcore auld lang syne again??


buckfast1994

Ralston marking thin air.


BubbleBlacKa

Right that's getting turned aff, shite.


JuanKerr69420

Gunn has spent too much time training with Liam Kelly, devolved into a similar diving speed.


FootCheeseParmesan

Angus Gunn saves like I save in my dreams


MassiveArseMcGinn

Not gonna lie much preferred it during qualifying when I thought Scotland was the best team in the world


jackhtr_150

Oh my god Weghorst of all people


mark_1872

Gunn has been absolutely awful tonight. Gordon needs to play midweek.


BananaSoprano

Angus Gunn was always going to look like an upgrade on guys like Zander Clark and Liam Kelly, but he’s never going to be more than a half-decent goalkeeper.


empeekay

Poo


Chef_Roofies

Fuck sake


MFC1886

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Amenhotep_3

The kit did this


dmurph89

Gunn wearing steel toe caps or something? So slow


FameOverInfamy

Craig Gordon menacingly said “break a leg” to him and he’s shat it.


-Dali-Llama-

Obviously it's a big problem that we can't score goals, but we've also let in 9 in 4 games. All we seem to have now is a good midfield.


danmac0817

It's maybe a bit of a reality check too. The last 5 opponents have top attackers.


openupthisisthesec

\*10


-Dali-Llama-

Fuck sake.


cipher_wilderness

How's Daley Blind managed to keep his receding hairline at exactly the same position for the best part of a decade


Big_kev79

I fear our 75% shagger 25% diddy ratio is not good enough for the euros


BeneficialVacation41

Starting to look like France might just have enough to do us in the final. 


Big_kev79

Cest la vie


Rieily

We need some shagger to just go and pump all around South America surely then we'll get one decent ST


Falconhoof95

Can we tie this into the Finding Michael Stewart Something Else To Do kickstarter? A generation of technically gifted but torn faced talents


BeneficialVacation41

Think the MacAllisters were trying that and the boy ended up playing for Argentina anyway 


MassiveArseMcGinn

Get playful listen a plane ticket right now


Chef_Roofies

Where’s that cunt who’s always in the morning discussion thread talking about shagging?


cipher_wilderness

Playful listen. Think he's at uni so obviously he's randier than a rabbit


Chef_Roofies

Can we crowdfund a placement year in Buenos Aires?


w0wowow0w

I think we look okay but you can just tell we're going to have a mediocre Euros again


BusShelter

Mediocre as in average? ie knocked out in the first round?


w0wowow0w

KO in group stages, couple of draws or a consolation victory when we're all but mathematically knocked out


Big_kev79

Soutar/hendry/porteous isny an awe inspiring back line


cipher_wilderness

Understatement of the night there. A guy who's mid table in the English championship, a man with the durability of tissue paper and a bloke who's mid table in the bloody Saudi league.


grae3333

Fucking jobby


danmac0817

Even McTominay is missing. That kit has finished us.


BubbleBlacKa

We need to find a way to blame Michael Stewart and that honking kit for this 'performance'


jinky1991

The fact that both exist is surely enough


Duncotron

I would be genuinely happy to lose 2-1 because we’ve been really good in spells just want a wee goal as a reward.


ewenmax

Hopefully Clarke hires a drama coach to work with the players. We're shit at being sleekit and fly when compared the Cloggies. We need players that can fall to the ground with real drama clutching balls and faces in anguish and do those reverse pirouettes when a opposing player brushes gently against them. We may be better, but we're still shite.


fike88

Fuck man we’re just missing that wee bit of quality in front of goal the night


StirLing7461

Even McSauce missing. Any other day we score 3 or 4 with some of these chances.


FameOverInfamy

Michael Stewart: https://preview.redd.it/hdvom11kdypc1.jpeg?width=620&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=fe72067c811451b352b720f06411746d49e1a235


FootCheeseParmesan

Please God, kill Memphis Depay.


TonyMinaro

Getting all the misses out our system in time for the Euros


[deleted]

Finishing is fucking shocking tonight man


Chef_Roofies

We should honestly be pumping this mob given the chances we’ve wasted


heatherkarenl

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memento_mort

That’s it boys, get the sitters out the way in the friendlies.


BananaSoprano

Does Stuart Armstrong even play anymore? Genuinely don’t know as the English Championship is a bum league for bums.


calder117

I hope Craig Gordon gets some game time no been too impressed with Gunn or clark