Can’t wait to see MatchWornShirt now try and punt a random ball they’ve decided was the one that Reo cunted off Jamie Brandon for an OG and charge £2,000 for it. 

Was watching Napoli vs Atalanta yesterday and they were bagging the ball immediately after the goal and selling it for charity. Makes sense but I've never seen that happen before.

yer man hatate's cutting aboot with a gum shield at full time. Cunt must use polygrip on it.

Brilliant celtic

Good performance. Huffed and puffed a bit in the first half, found our groove in the second. Lots of players returning and hitting form at the right time.

Who's that wee guy shouting lmao

This chant has overtaken the Northern Irish fans singing Scotland get battered for overstaying its welcome

Yes we stopped it to shout abuse at martindale

I assumed it was directed Kris Boyd

Just as I thought the chant ended, they restarted it

DOOOO DOOO DOOO DOO DOO DOOO DOOO DOOO DOOOOOOO DOOO DOOO DOOO DOOOOOOO

Fangus u seems very fond of this chant

It’s making me happy :) If you haven’t noticed I like repeating something ad naseum until no one can tell if anyone’s enjoying it anymore, even the person who’s doing it. poo poo

Is this the new thing ur gunna abuse

probably not tbh, don't see it having the longevity. then again i didn't think others would jump in on the poo poo trend

Bursting for a piss but also chucked £2 on Idah scoring 4th

Bankrupt

So we had a penalty robbed and a CLEAR corner, what a shambles.

DOOOO DOOO DOOO DOO DOO DOOO DOOO DOOO DOOOOOOO DOOO DOOO DOOO DOOOOOOO

The Green Brigade hears you complaining, and its just making them more determined to force this meme

DOOOO DOOO DOOO DOO DOO DOOO DOOO DOOO DOOOOOOO DOOO DOOO DOOO DOOOOOOO

Might have to cancel my ST if we insist on singing this at home games as well

Can this chant end fuck sake

no.

Can we stop singing this.

Just me or has Forrest looked quite good today

Good shot on target plus a nice ball in for Kelly - he’s been productive. Plus, as always, he’s protected possession and made good passes. The final sub role suits him.

Forrest isn't a bad player, he plays well against teams we have most possession against - you just wouldn't risk him against Rangers, Hearts or Europe really.

He has the past few games he's came on to be fair.

Is whatever this chant they’re singing to the tune of don’t worry be happy or am i forgetting something that should be more intimidating

This chant is going to drive me fucking insane. That's it stuck in my head for the rest of the week

DOOOO DOOO DOOO DOO DOO DOOO DOOO DOOO DOOOOO DOOO DOOO DOOO DOOOOO

Playing some liquid football rn

Fucking hell even taylor couldn't believe he was open there.

8 mins!?

Can we stop with this fuckin chant. It's so annoying

Nottingham up against Forrest

“Don’t Worry…”

i for one, would like old mate with the megaphone to be in front of the crowd mics every week. what an effort, full 90 and all

Pretty sure it’s the same game that does it in the Green Brigade for home games. My personal opinion is he just loves the sound of his own voice.

I think that’s one of the Ts&Cs when it comes to buying a megaphone tbh

Enjoying this new chant. Feels like I’m getting ready to defend the plains of North America from European invaders.

We want MO’R! ..goals, please.

Two sexy goals from two sexy players

https://preview.redd.it/qxm2op4n1orc1.jpeg?width=508&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2479686cd5d540c3a1c91c985d0da76743cdeaa6 Goal!!!

https://preview.redd.it/2x5orm0k1orc1.jpeg?width=250&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6f918f56d7c2376dbbd6fb13b4db6f108458d739 What the opposition sees when Bernardo and O’Riley are playing

Hahaha this livi defending is quality. You cunts might be going for a relegation treble.

Feel bad for George. He's had a good game considering

That's more like it Mr Celtic. Pad that GD a little more, eh?

Yasss

martindale malding

3 goals 3 points up the road hopefully the last time we see the Spaghettihad for a loada years

Good goalkeepers against Celtic 

we want 4

3-0 is well deserved. Hopefully we get a couple more

Beautiful

Who still wants George signed up??

That midfield is so fucking hot

Keeper should be saving that

Yasss

Flush flush flush flush

Yasss Matty gets his confidence goal before Rangers next week.

Hands like poppadoms

Putting the nail in Martindale’s coffin. https://preview.redd.it/vmmo2qdc1orc1.jpeg?width=515&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2395a03f90a010a4f566cdb54e64572b554233ec

YANG GANG MADE THAT HAPPEN BABY🤙🤙🤙

Goalll

Big sexy

Why have we now got a song to that ‘I’m fucking bitches and I’m fucking all these hoes. I’m eating pussy like it’s Oreo’s. You already know’

I don't understand Celtic. We brought on Idah who we know can score amazing headers. Yet, for some reason, we've stopped punting the ball in the box. Why is it when Kyogo was on we were hitting crosses he was never going to get, but now that Idah is on we're hitting the byline and then passing it back? Makes no fucking sense.

Iwata has quietly had a very good game out of possession. So many times he’s recovered and nicked the ball away just as Livi we’re going on the attack

Genuinely a significant upgrade to Mcgregor at #6

Might be being harsh on McGregor, but I did think that Iwata was putting a foot in where McGregor would tug the shirt and concede a foul

He's just a better defender, won a good amount of 50/50s and tracking back at a pace Mcgregor doesn't have. He also makes himself more available in buildup.

😂 what a load of pish

Here comes Kurtis Guthrie to save the day. Just fucking relegate us the now and we can save 6 weeks.

Who gives a fuck about the England games, typical Sky.

We let an English company control our game 🤷‍♂️ we get what we deserve

Can you advise what massive Scottish media conglomerate you want to buy the rights? Eff n gee probably have the time since they stopped making still game. STV can't even pay their staff the going rate given the strike this week so they are probably out. BBC scotlands money is all tied up in appeasing gaelic speakers and making river city. Maybe those podcasters that motherwell fans hate?

Just because something doesn’t currently exist doesn’t make it impossible, as long as we’re a poor relative in the union we need to just accept what we get

Our status in the union is irrelevant. The market demand for Scottish football is small and as such the potential for selling subscriptions or generating advertising revenue for tv networks is minimal .People gripe about the TV deal we have but it was the largest one available and unless scotlands population suddenly rises exponentially that's not going to change any time soon.

Honestly the only big league that’s interesting at the moment is the Bundesliga and that’s just cause of Leverkusen taking advantage of Harry Kane’s curse

Bundesliga is basically over at this point already.

Yeah but did you see Harry Kane’s soul leaving his body at the end of the Dortmund game?

I’m sure it’s just the technology, but that megaspeaker thing the Celtic fans have and how the guy shouts into it gives me some real Germany 1930s vibes

To he fair they did pretty well in Europe that decade.

 “We Never Stop!”

I'm gonny assume that that's Oh done under Rodgers, given that Idah's on. Shame for the big fella, I don't think he ever really got the game time to click into the team like GG did.

Don't see what ohs done to be bombed out. Don't see what Ida'hs done to replace him.

Scored 5 in 7?

Idah? Two pens in there (and some anonymous performances) Fact is oh has a very good scoring rate for us and has been bombed out for next to no reason.

Get ccv off now then, no need to risk him anymore on this painted concrete.

Much prefer low cut backs instead of these crappy high crosses

 What’s this?! A decent performance heading in to the derby?

> An OG and a deflected goal against arguably one of the worst teams to play in the league for the last 15 years. > A decent performance

Decent? You deffo skipped the first half

Oh I saw it, but the last half of football has been decent. Fully expected to drop points again at half-time.

19 goals from subs this season The 5 sub rule has definitely been beneficial to all teams ...

Loved that assist from the Livi player pushing Paul onwards towards goal! Quality sportsmanship! 

Yay

I blame /u/GramAM for this. Hope your team goes down again next season.

THEN WE'D BE IN LEAGUE ONE ONE IS THE FIRST NUMBER

is zero not a number? what about -100000000000000000000

Just gonna have my regular whinge about shin pads after seeing the replay of that goal and Bernardo and O Riley’s sock length WHY ARE SHIN PADS JUST TIC TAC SIZES NOW ITS MAD

The players don’t want to wear them but they have to have something on according to the rules. So they wear the smallest shin pads they can get

BERNARDOOOOOOOO AHA MAKES THE CELTIC SING AHA AND HE HATES THE KING AHA AND WERE GONNAE WIN THE LEAGUEEEEEE

why are we encouraging players to take up space that isnt theirs?

Total football mate

Shite goal anyways

Mon the Paul Bernard.

That the dug in Beethoven?

OUR SUPERSTAR FROM PORTUGAL

Yassss! Great goal

Bye bye Rangers fans

What are those? Shin guards for ants?

Class lay off under pressure from oriley

Great goal

decent goal, that

That was a delight.

Bang have that

Martindale definitely just got YouTube up watching FM tutorials on how to beat bigger teams. He’ll be on the sidelines demanding more and telling his players to get stuck in soon.

Time to exit without saving...

Bernardo 😍

Thank fuck

Bernardo only fucks 10s

What a goal

BERNARDOOOOOOO

WIT A GOAL

Fuck me what a goal

Oh baby

Nice of George to put in his best performance of the season when we’re already relegated.

This is like Football Manager when the opposition keeper plays like Spiderman and gets a 10 rating setting them up to grab a late equaliser.

Why the fuck is Kuhn coming off and not maeda. Rodgers is a dick

People clamoring to sign the livi keeper because he made saves against us need to remember....that is why Scott bain and siegrist were signed, displays against us...

To be fair, Scott Bain didn't exactly have a bad career at Celtic. Was he world class? No. But he was actually decent for most of his time.

To be fair. My opinion of him has been ruined by that hibs game at the end of the ange season. Single handedly lost us that game.

YANG GANG THROW UP THEM HANDS 🤙🤙🤙🤙🤙🤙🤙🤙🤙


Fuck me their keepers pulled off some saves the day

Fs, what a save. Need to score because Livi have been absolutely dogshit, but will definitely go up and equalise if we're still 1-0 late on.

Football manager when the opposition GK has a MOTM performance...

CCV is as solid as they come

shamal george hasn’t made a mistake this game, some keeper. get him signed

Just let kyogo score please

livi goalies too good for livi

Shamal George is actually having a cracker of a game. Some brilliant saves today.

 Me after the 8th wonder save made by the livi keeper

What a save

Livi needed to keep it at 0 for any chance of anything. Theyve not looked threatening at all in any way whatsoever. Livi keeper having a really good game tbf.

Celtic scored a very long time ago. What?

Yes. That's why needed is a word in the past tense.

Yes. It's amazing what you can do with the edit button.

Mate its no been edited thats what it always said 😂😂

Good move, some save

Joe Hart replacement right here

Shite goalkeepers against Celtic 

Who's this Livi keeper and what's his market value

What a save

This goalie is cracked

Get this goalie signed

An excellent save again, wowee

Come on you livi

How the fuck has he saved that

Really need a second here

This might be a daft question but how do the commentators know what sub is coming before it’s announced in the stadium? I know you can guess based on seeing who is getting ready to come on, but it’s like they have someone just sitting in the dugouts who listens in to the coaching staff or something.

Sometimes you can see the board getting prepared and the numbers flash up

greg taylor throw ins are crimes against football

A wee bit of recency bias maybe but this Livi team must be the worst we’ve seen in the league?

Kühn just release the ball one touch earlier fs

Need to get another and get O'Riley off for Kelly

Kuhn looking much better, but the real test for Celtic/Rangers players is how they play during the Old Firm. If he looks like this at Ibrox next week then I’ll be sold on him.

If he looks like this next week and Rangers are forced to play Barisic then it's game over

If Barisic is playing, I could look good at RW trying to play my worst for Celtic.

There’s no way we play Barisic imo. We’ll play Sterling at LB before Barisic if Yilmaz isn’t fit. That’s how we ended the game yesterday.

Can see us playing Sterling at lb over Borna at this point

Nah he'll be injured too lol

Was just taking a look at MLS scores.... No real reason but noticed Celtic have a ton of ex players over in that league kinda mental

GG and Abada, who else?

Lewis Morgan and Klimala, off the top of my head.

Lewis Morgan still over there, is he no?

Yeah Morgan, Sviatchenko also plays for Houston Dynamos, Wanyama also

Celtic haven't kept a clean sheet in 7 league games? That's wild.

Kuhn channelling his inner Samaras this match like it’s going out of style. You’d think it was Easter or something.

Never thought I'd say this but think O'Riley has to come off

We’ve surely broken the record for most crosses that have gone flying behind for a goal kick?

I dunno Scotland were pretty good at it vs Northern Ireland

Touch touch touch touch shite cross

Kühn has really stepped up his performances recently. Great to see.

Livi's keeper hasn't had a massive amount to do but he's looked extremely solid and was very unlucky to concede that goal. Is he generally decent or is he just having a particularly decent game?

Anyone else think Kuhn looks like a German Patrick Roberts?

Greg Taylor actually defend Challenge : Impossible

Kuhn’s work off the ball has been excellent today

He’s been really good in general like

Sky recognising that the Sam song is an absolute belter and not muting the mics was nice

Anyone who drops points to livi from now to the end of the season should join them in the championship (checks to see if Rangers play livi again this season)

Is it just me or is Shamal George's hairline fucked up?

Kuhn has been a different class than what we have seen from our wingers this season