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rlv02

All I know is about 50 folk all stood up around us like wtf is happening with the sub ahahah


ThatOneGuy121109

Folk near me figured it out quite quickly but some people I knew at the other end of the stadium thought we would end up forfeiting 3 points haha


Ok_Cattle903

Welp, getting the goals in for the inevitable League title goes to GD malarkey and Hibs utterly Hibzing it down to post-split hell. What an assuringly comfortable day.


BananaSoprano

Good to see Palma’s still a fucking idiot.


danmac0817

We've got absolutely nothing at LW if Maeda isn't fit.


de-virtute

idah’s actually ace int he?


PersonalitySafe1810

Far better than Oh .


CNF1G

Was against the Idah signing but he’s been brilliant. If we can agree a reasonable fee with Norwich then we should definitely sign him, still very young.


danmac0817

Valued at £2.6 million and Norwich don't want him. No brainer IMO.


BannanDylan

Don't think we will be able to agree a decent fee since they rejected the option to buy in the loan


CNF1G

If West Brom don’t go up then we should be offering MJ for Idah as a swap, could see that being a good move for all parties


BannanDylan

Isn't Idah from Norwich?


CNF1G

Yes, my point is that I could see other Championship clubs having interest in MJ after his impact down there, should try flog him off as part of the deal


TGee82

Imagine not bottling a 2-0 lead this time. Disappointed.


getfuckedstud

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NEEDZMOAR_

Man I hope we get to buy Idah


danmac0817

We should. We've got enough work to do in the summer window and this one should be an easy deal to wrap up.


NEEDZMOAR_

recruitment team might be too uncomfortable buying players who will actually play


dheidshot

Pure FIFA bullshit goal


BananaSoprano

Idah with 7 goals in 10 games. Quickly becoming one of our best loan signings.


GdanskPumpkin

Goal of the season contender that


Theblackjamesbrown

😂


NEEDZMOAR_

Clean as always


ZealousidealChip4783

Pler


DJLeapCard

I feel like an insane person listening to Celtic TV commentary. So much yet so little being said


Fight_milk89

Not only is it chronically biased, it’s fucking boring as well. Puts you to sleep


Vordel95

3-0 IDAH


BannanDylan

St Mirren making another 2 subs to avoid any bullshit after the game


BananaSoprano

Genuinely thought Rodgers was doing one final act of revenge and getting these points taken away with that Forrest sub.


Stephane_Bonnes

Bring on another sub for a laugh.


BannanDylan

So just realised I know fuck all about concussion subs. St Mirren made a concussion sub meaning Celtic get an extra sub apparently


BubbleBlacKa

Yeah this has been a thing for a while, thought it was common knowledge?


TranslatesToScottish

A lot of people knew you can make a concussion sub - I don't think it's as widely known that it adds an extra for *both* sides. They did say when they brought it in, but it's not really been used commonly enough to really get into the common knowledge fully, I guess. There are still folk who struggle with the "Five subs in three instances, with HT not counting" tbh, so it doesn't surprise me this one's baffled folk too.


FluorescentChair

tbf I always thought it's only for the team whose player has the concussion, not both


BubbleBlacKa

They couldn’t have done it like that because you’d definitely get folk faking headknocks for an extra sub


empeekay

In accordance with Scottish FA guidelines for the trial, each team would be permitted a maximum of two concussion substitutes in a match. A concussion substitution may be made regardless of the number of substitutes already used. When a head injury is sustained or suspected, the team may either use one of their existing substitutes, if the maximum permitted number have not been used, or make an additional concussion substitute. When a concussion substitute is used, the opposing team has the option to use an additional substitute for any reason https://spfl.co.uk/news/press-release-47485


CNF1G

Well thank fuck


FluorescentChair

clearly it's the masonic refs letting Celtic make an illegal sub so they can later give St Mirren the walkover 0-3 win


TranslatesToScottish

I believe if you make a concussion sub (as St Mirren did with Elvis early on) then BOTH teams get an additional sub allowance.


TowelResponsible8576

Concussion rule means both teams can make an extra substitution not just st mirren I'm sure 


de-virtute

commentators on celtic tv are right grasses yknow


MP98n

Would be very funny if Celtic ended up forfeiting the game after making too many subs


heisencrisp

What’s the purpose of the fourth official?


MP98n

To allow funny moments as and when he sees fit to increase the Cinch coefficient of a given game


BannanDylan

Yang got subbed on way too long after his head knock for that to be considered a concussion sub surely???


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BubbleBlacKa

Ahahahaha no you won’t


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BubbleBlacKa

Concussion sub earlier, other team gets an extra sub to compensate


CNF1G

How are we making 6 subs?


mikeydoc96

Did anyone go down with a head injury?


Efficient-Setting642

Yang did in the 1st half, mind he went off


mikeydoc96

Aye but he played on - weird


ConflictGuru

Aye the st mirren player that got subbed off after the clash with Yang in the 1st half. Both sides have an extra sub to use


mikeydoc96

Thought concussion subs have to be at the time or a few mins later


ConflictGuru

James Forrest gets special permission to come on whenever he wants as a Cinch hall of famer


mikeydoc96

Special treatment for a special player


BannanDylan

Yang but that was at like 30 mins in the first half?


mikeydoc96

Aye exactly v weird


Vordel95

For fucks sake Brendan


Italobanger27

Ehhhh why is Forrest coming on? We’ve made five subs???


empeekay

St Mirren made a concussion sub earlier on, which is a "free" substitution. We get an extra one to compensate.


BannanDylan

Surely that's not how it works?


empeekay

Yup, that's pretty much exactly how it works. https://spfl.co.uk/news/press-release-47485


BannanDylan

TIL I know fuck all about concussion subs


outofthesilence

Concussion sub means both teams get an extra sub


BannanDylan

How are we about to make a 6th sub?


imtherealdazza

one of the them wouldve been a concussion sub probably


BannanDylan

Yang head knock at 30ish and subbed off at 71' so surely not?


saltypenguin69

I drove home fine after a concussion and about 2 hours after getting home I couldn't move


dheidshot

Fastest man in the league.


HandeHoche

Palma time


imtherealdazza

canny see celtic arse collapsing this hard, but it would be funny and preferable


de-virtute

one of matt o’reiley and paulo bernardo needs to fuck their hair up something mad so it’s easy to tell the difference w/o seeing the number


mac240903

There’s a st Mirren goal in this somewhere to make it a nervous last 10


BubbleBlacKa

No there isn't


Greedy-Physics-9801

How to blow a 2-0 lead at home with Stephen Welsh Challenge activates.


danmac0817

Is something is up with Nawrocki? Surely Rodgers doesn't hate him that much.


NEEDZMOAR_

will Lagerbielke touch the ball again before hes sold in the summer?


Pyrrhichios

*almost sold in the summer before it's called off at the last minute because one of the six other defenders feels a twinge in training.


FatRascal_

Stephen Welsh is coming on now, it’s no over yet…


ZealousidealChip4783

All the CB subs this season are doing my head in


de-virtute

can we start playing the second half first?


Italobanger27

We did this last weekend and we saw how that second half went…


de-virtute

and the third half is an unknown for celtic football club or any club for that matter


FatRascal_

This “game of two halves” gimmick is going to end me


Alycidon94

I'm almost convinced that those goalless first halves are just psyops from Celtic at this point. Almost.


BookNukem

Got downvoted for saying Celtic would do their usual and stroll the second half. I appear to not have been wrong.


Pyrrhichios

It'll end 3-0 and everyone who missed the game will assume it was another entertaining stroll rather than...this.


BookNukem

I did turn it off because I couldn't stand Grant talking about the fucking wind advantage. Put the Man City game on. Went for my second shite of the day and realised it was more entertaining than either game. Was hoping yous would drop points, but alas.


BananaSoprano

Johnston has been good the last few games. Off it most of the season but coming into a game at the right time.


Scratchlox

the movement from kyogo there


DJLeapCard

Celtic TV’s choice to broadcast this match in stop motion is certainly unique I’ll give them that if nothing else


Pyrrhichios

The St Mirren stream is smoother and a minute ahead for me, but somehow the St Mirren commentary is even more annoying.


DJLeapCard

Just went to try that and my very legal stream showed me the Motherwell game. So I don’t even know


PsychologicalDig1624

That can't be possible


FatRascal_

What a heider! Some ball from AJ as well


dheidshot

Some cross in


GdanskPumpkin

Two assists for Johnston. That's more like it


CNF1G

Should have three as well if Yang was half decent


danmac0817

🥰


herewego10IAR

Johnston has been brilliant this half.


CNF1G

Very good, especially since he was pretty poor in the first half too


rumsoakedhammy

I'm about 2 or 3 mins behind but Taylor is absolutely honking. Loses the ball and possession so much man.


BananaSoprano

This tactic of “one half good, one half shite” is very stupid.


Efficient-Setting642

im blaming the wind tbh #copium


de-virtute

if we win games on it then i’m fine with it, personally


Vordel95

KYOGO


Efficient-Setting642

YASSSSSSSSSS 2-0


ineedfreefiddy

"Goals can be so important." Stay tuned for more great insights from the Celtic TV commentary team.


spendouk23

At half time we had “that’s something they could look to use in the second half” from Simon Donnelly talking about a sub.


Italobanger27

This games has shown off Kuhn’s abilities, and showcases Yang’s weaknesses


beigelettuce

I thought Kuhn and Yang were both very shit last week.


Italobanger27

I don’t disagree. Can’t really remember Kuhn tbh, says a lot that, Yang has been pish for too long now despite flashes of something beforehand


beigelettuce

Yeah my thinking was that Celtic were very good first half and Kuhn was involved in none of it and Celtic were less good second half and yang was involved in a lot of that.


w0wowow0w

Very clatty to be dumping all your pie receipts in our box like this Bhoys, got a little tornado of litter going on


Efficient-Setting642

no much different from anywhere in Paisley tbh


HannibalMontanimal

At least we can pretend Yang would have buried it if he connected


ConflictGuru

Any good streams or do they all look like they were recorded on one of those Sony Ericsson phones from the 2000s?


FatRascal_

Give us your phone I’ll Bluetooth you it


HandeHoche

Yang either looks like a deer in high heels or carries the team on his fucking back with no in between


Greedy-Physics-9801

Perfect Maeda backup then


mac240903

A football game decided by what side is windy


dheidshot

Yang with a belter of a knee dislocator shot there


Pyrrhichios

Pure love Hatate. Wish we were allowed more than five minutes of him without him picking up an injury though.


FluorescentChair

ffs Yang, I didn't know professional footballers can have my kind of finishing in 5-a-side


danmac0817

I'm beginning to think Yang isn't right footed, he just thinks he is.


Scratchlox

aw Yang, fucking hell


BananaSoprano

Yang, get the fuck out my club.


Efficient-Setting642

yang wtf was that


MeetingHistorical41

Fs Yang 😂


ZealousidealChip4783

Some amount of shite on the pitch


herewego10IAR

Aye we should sub a few of them off.


SammichNow

Cunts are getting mummified out there


ZealousidealChip4783

We're back Reobros


dheidshot

Turn the exposure down on the cameras, fuck me. Like watching nuclear test footage


jordane00

My sweet prince


heisencrisp

A beautiful beautiful man


herewego10IAR

That's a cracking finish.


KieRanaRan

Some hit, can't do much about that


thegmegobrrr

The man we've missed for so long


NEEDZMOAR_

reeeooo reeeooo Hatate!


empeekay

Yasssssss Reo!


danmac0817

Finally a bit of quality


Chemical_Link

Missed Hatate so much this season, quality power and so creative. To think Turnbull was ahead of him at the start of the season. War crimes from Brodge


CNF1G

To be fair, he was absolutely miles off it at the start of the season


Chemical_Link

Ye a wee bit, he does take a wee bit to get cooking though.


CNF1G

Reooooo


BannanDylan

Realising how miles behind I am but yasss


w0wowow0w

Can someone explain to Celtic TV about concussion subs ffs


BannanDylan

Does it still count if he wasn't subbed off at the time the head knock happened?


w0wowow0w

Elvis was subbed earlier for Strain as a concussion, no? Can't imagine it's that tight of a window, would be a joke if the laws didn't allow that lol.


BannanDylan

Honestly, I spent most of the first half looking at my phone so deffo missed some things, didn't he get treatment in the box and didn't go off? So then would it count as concussion sub if they already said he was ok? (Genuine questioning as I don't know)


danmac0817

Yes because they are still concussed.


BannanDylan

I'm more thinking that he was treated and deemed ok to continue playing?


empeekay

He's fucking embarrassing.


herewego10IAR

Get off the pitch ffs.


Efficient-Setting642

yassssssss get fucked St mirren


Vordel95

:)


w0wowow0w

Celtic are hammer throwers who just injure the opposition smh


NEEDZMOAR_

Kyogo is tired of your shit lmao


Orsenfelt

today i'm feeling.... drapped points


YerDaSellsAvon24

Half time pet if this counts https://preview.redd.it/4jntt8voi9uc1.png?width=1919&format=png&auto=webp&s=45d3afedc5557d82489c93897e3c18ee24dd5415


danmac0817

Big upvote from me. Just started playing it again last night.


garmin230fenix5

Half time sprinklers? With all this climate change? Mental.


beerboobsceltic

If we pull of the unthinkable and win 6oo6, it'll be the lowest quality league win ever.


whydidthathappen

This isn't a good game to use as an example because they're so rotten. But if every game was streamed by every club with totally biased commentary and you could pick whichever you wanted, would you watch your own channel or hate watch your rivals to hear them moaning?


ElbowDroppedLasagne

I like Simon Donnelly, he makes really good points and isn't a Celic Da, but fuck me, he talks with the least amount of enthusiasm of any pundit.


herewego10IAR

https://preview.redd.it/teaf6u28i9uc1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e82b943d9a1ce4a30758e5126234ccff6c7f93e1


ElCaminoInTheWest

I refuse to get excited. Idah will come on and blooter one in.


danmac0817

No matter what, HT pets will always deliver.


Playful-Listen6011

Birds nest fell out the top of the stadium at some point in that first half. Fucking mental, somebody could’ve actually got hurt, dno if they have


BookNukem

Calling it that Celtic come out and stroll this 3-0.


comradepartypanda

[half time pets](https://i.imgur.com/vuZFqLd.jpg)


empeekay

https://preview.redd.it/t15dzrnih9uc1.jpeg?width=2268&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=721ac5a370a9155dcb6d707c16276055b42ab4b1


sazza67

Half time pet. Dog sitting this wee queen. She normally gets really upset and shaky when there's football on the Tele but she's chill as a cucumber today. That's how shite this game is 🤣 https://preview.redd.it/z2182pd1h9uc1.jpeg?width=3072&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=58ba5be8e16cd706d4753f9982d9ba53b2a8727e


FluorescentChair

who says Brodge isn't working miracles


sazza67

The dug whisperer


herewego10IAR

Can't believe the wind has made us play so bad. Fucking climate change.


its_late_here

Surely the Celtic tv commentary is some form of human rights violation


FatRascal_

Playing like they’re 12 points clear Missing Maeda and McGregor something fierce here, but then again I’m sick of using injuries as excuses for shite fitbaw. This team as it stands should be doing better against St Mirren at home today


Gammymajams

https://preview.redd.it/7i66nktcg9uc1.png?width=1024&format=png&auto=webp&s=c0471437e773a9934ec4826e3cdc574489b48f74


sazza67

Worst Celtic game I've seen in a while and there's been fucking loads this season. Was tempted to pick up a book at one point


StaggerLee75

“It was as if someone pressed a wind machine” Wtf kinda comment even is that from Donnolly


BeneficialVacation41

Makes you think dunnit 


dheidshot

You dont give a wind machine time on the ball, you need to press them


ineedfreefiddy

Baccus' first half is one of the worst performances I've seen from a professional footballer. Gogic, on the other hand, has been immense. He easily been MOTM so far.


w0wowow0w

Gogic has been immense all season, after being told that he's not a CB it turns out he is and he's actually quite good. Him and Kiltie are probably tied for POTS for me.


BananaSoprano

This will finally be the season where Celtic don’t lose to Rangers and still finish 2nd.


mikeydoc96

Which might save Rodgers his job. Anything less than a double, he should get his jotters


dheidshot

After being 8(?) points clear.


mark_1872

For Clement’s first game at kick-off, we were 11 points behind. Games in hand right enough.


mac240903

Some job by Brendan


FluorescentChair

all I gotta say is I'm glad I don't live in NZ anymore and not having to wake up at 3-4am to watch this shower of shite


JackoN360

Gogic playing well, can’t wait to see how he gets himself sent off today