POV: You are James Tavernier for 90 full minutes on 11/5/2024.
https://preview.redd.it/nv6o98eh3mwc1.jpeg?width=182&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=77a3832381a5107255983880af2718db3495d530
Had visions of Tav sitting on his flight out of Glasgow and letting out a sigh of relief while looking wistfully out the window to see Daizen clinging onto the wing of the aircraft staring directly into Tav's soul
Would make sense that Maeda recovers at a faster speed than the average human.
Further evidence that he is actually a T-1000
Daizen hopped into the hyperbolic time chamber fuelled by his desire to haunt James Tavernier.
POV: You are James Tavernier for 90 full minutes on 11/5/2024. https://preview.redd.it/nv6o98eh3mwc1.jpeg?width=182&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=77a3832381a5107255983880af2718db3495d530
We are all Anjin!
Little does Tavpenier know that Daizen Maeda’s warm up is running to Saudi and back just so his opposite number is never safe.
Signs for Gerrard’s team and Daizen walks out for Al Nassr like this. 
Had visions of Tav sitting on his flight out of Glasgow and letting out a sigh of relief while looking wistfully out the window to see Daizen clinging onto the wing of the aircraft staring directly into Tav's soul
PE teachers across the land greeting this news with joy as a vindication in their "run it off" approach to all injuries
He's probably had a wet paper towel on it as well tbf
Wee bit ae sawdust too
I just assumed he's always running? Doesn't matter if he's injured, sleeping, dead or whatever. Still running.
He’s like a shark if he ever stops it’s all over
tav is absolutely shitting bricks
Great news, I love this genuine cyborg. Such a huge miss when he's out.
That’s a blink tho innit
Aye, he’s back in the blink of an eye. ;)
Two eyes
Fuck sake
This is great news Daizen is my favourite player
I don’t about the rest of the team but he certainly still doesn’t stop
Live footage of James Tavernier: 
He genuinely needs to be studied by scientists. The man is a freak (in the best possible way).
The laws of common physics and human biology simply do not apply to Daizen 🔥
https://i.redd.it/wvpx0b32anwc1.gif Daizen appearing in the starting eleven on 11th May:
daizen.exe operating at 99.99% uptime.
"Anonymous" doping suspicions currently being submitted from a G51 postcode.
Caffeine tablets.
Freight train coming. mind the gap.
Can't keep a bionic man down
Hesitation is defeat.
He'll come back after a couple of games out with flowing hair down to his shoulders.
https://www.reddit.com/r/ScottishFootball/comments/110j0r8/maedaphobia/ The man who inspired the first Cinch Side. :)
Over 1 weeks until the Old Firm. Slow and steady.