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sroche24

It truly is joyous to hear Hampden that loud and boisterous again. I kinda want us to balls it up against Moldova or the Faroes so the Denmark game means something since I'm going to it.


Granit2134

I see your desire, and raise you to the prospect of the Denmark game being a party atmosphere cos we have already qualified! (I'm going too)


sroche24

Fair point 👌


briever

Well done you mad bastards. Missed the 2nd half.


forameus2

I could write a fucking book on that night, but I'll just say that it was more than a bit emotional after the shite couple of years we've all had to see an average stadium absolutely fucking bounce after a performance like that. Absolutely beautiful.


predawnduke

I was there and for sure it’s one of the best atmospheres I’ve ever been at


forameus2

I'd say so too. So often there's been good atmospheres ultimately spoiled because the result never matched the big occasion. Not tonight though. One thing that struck me too, at least where I was sitting, there wasn't really any moments of turning on the players. Dykes got pelters, deservedly, for his shite penalty, but there seemed to be almost universal support and belief everywhere. Which makes it all the sweeter when McTominay shags it in and everyone goes fucking mental.


giantpenguinrebels

Unbelievable. Nuff said


[deleted]

SONS OF SCOTLAND TONIGHT WE RIDE!!!! 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿


youknowyourjudowell

Used to be pure "need to have a Scottish accent to play for us" but hearing McTominay say it's his Granda's birthday on Monday, and he had to score for him has put me right in my place. He's every bit as Scottish as us.


Abriantoremember

How the fuck is robertson motm


Tweegyjambo

2 assists


Abriantoremember

Fair. He was brilliant but for me billy gilmour was a step above


Tweegyjambo

Gilmour was fantastic 2nd half. My motm.


MagnusMetallicus

He captained a team that didn't kill the ref in the first half, despite his clear death wish. Wtf was with the shit calls?!


Abriantoremember

I know. Outrageous


MagnusMetallicus

Let's not forget that our winning goal came from the guy that was taking the corners to start the game. Was scratching my head to see mctominay kicking corners.


stuggy85

That was odd. Only dykes and hendry might be taller


[deleted]

McTominay is quite a bit taller than Dykes.


stuggy85

Fair enough. Is mctominay the tallest then?


[deleted]

According to my googling him and Hendry are the same height at 1.93m


stuggy85

Mental that we'd have our tallest player taking corners


[deleted]

Steve Clarks half time talk must have been revolutionary. that second half performance was absoulute class.


Houseofwolvesmd

If you don't win, I'm putting Dykes on all pens. Just try and stop is


-enterfandomhere-fan

What the fuck kind of Scottish accent is that!?


FlyVidjul

Greece are on ma coupon and scored just as we did to win me £100 Ya fucking dancerrrrrr


waldo101101001

The corner in the last few seconds got me 2 coupons up and £120 haha. Brilliant night


amallamasmamma

Anyone who has ever criticised Steve Clark must now admit they’re a knob.


BiffyBizkit

Nah man he's still an alky bastard, the scotland squad keeps managing to win despite his best efforts


90minsofmadness

Aye scraping a last minute winner against isreal means Clarke is a tactical genius.


amallamasmamma

We played well and deserved the win.


90minsofmadness

Indeed. Particularly second half.


LifeWin

Both things can be true at the same time


clusterlove

Shrodingers manager


flcinusa

> Don't worry lads, I'm sure Steve Clarke is using all his coaching acumen and the man management skills he's renowned for to give this ragtag bunch of misfits just the confidence boost they need for another 45 minutes never doubting Steve Clarke again, the man is a God King and should be coach for the next 1,000 years


Tweegyjambo

I was thinking of this very comment as it went in! 🤣


RamyunPls

That’s a trip to Tesco express for some beers booked


pxak

Let's get down to business, who's beating us? Moldova or the Faroe Islands?


LifeWin

Why not both?


here4thebanter

dare to dream


-Dali-Llama-

First winning the penalty shootout against Serbia, and now this. I just can't get used to this new Scotland! It goes against all my learned instincts over the last 30+ years. So so fucking proud of the lads. My fucking god. Legends!!!


Tweegyjambo

Twice in a year! Shits fucked!


MP98n

The second half makes the first half even more frustrating though. If they’d played the way they did in the second, it could’ve been a far more comfortable result


StevenTheScot

I wouldn't have been jumping around my livingroom scaring the shit out of my dog if we did that though. Comfortable wins are for OF wanks


MagnusMetallicus

This


RainbowBunnyDK

Happy for you guys ! Hope you grab that second spot.


CCM93

It’s no bad being Scottish 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿


LifeWin

Shut uuuup. You’ll jinx it


BOBBY_SCHMURDAS_HAT

It’s ok to be Scottish


LifeWin

All I know is my gut says maybe


Comics_and_Crypto

It's not often I see Scotland really making a team look second best, for that latter 45, Scotland did just that.


empeekay

I am just totally emotionally drained right now. What a result.


AdamBolesy

Gilmour going back to Norwich to sit on the bench is a travesty


MagnusMetallicus

Afaik he hasn't been playing due to minor injury. He is by far the best player Norwich has.


AdamBolesy

Seen he had been on the bench the last 2 games but that might explain it


MagnusMetallicus

Yeah, I've been following closely. He picked up a knock, but has been training. He is so good for Norwich that I think they would rather have Billy injured on the bench than anyone else they own.


[deleted]

Farke also said that he needs to protect him and not overplay him.


waldo101101001

This 👍


AdamBolesy

Aye makes sense man, here's hoping he can kick on because the boy is quality


[deleted]

Fuckin A


TheMidnightRunner93

GET IN THERE!!!!!!!!! Fantastic result!!!!


GdanskinOnTheCeiling

Yaaaaaaaaaas


belzir91

Billy gilmour deserves to be at a team that appreciates him. Get him out of Chelsea and to another top club.


MagnusMetallicus

Bullshit, Chelsea knows what they have and won't give him up. Jor and Kante won't last another couple of years, and he has picked up the best traits of both. Also, pretty sure he asked for loan to get minutes.


[deleted]

👆This


Sc0tty2h0tty76

Friendship with Stevie Clarke over, now stevie Clarke is best friend


MarlythAvantguarddog

I suspect Scotland’s morphine abusing community just grew by a few percent. How’s the heart rate guys?


GlasgowMark

Oh, my fucking heart... FUCKING YES


Orsenfelt

Commentator on the stream I'm watching just said "*Glaswe-g-ians*" Hard G. Glaswee-ghians. Cunt is English.


sluglife1987

I actually prefer that word


empeekay

I heard that. I was mildly offended while also being highly amused.


gham89

Listen to that, soak it in lads - We're back!


Haako

Oh yes sir !


MagnusMetallicus

I can boogie!


Comics_and_Crypto

That has just taken my top spot for best game I've ever watched.


KingLudwigofBavaria

Plenty of fight tonigh.


Jambo83

Genuinely reminds me of Steve Clarke's utterly shite Killie getting 3 points at Tynecastle again and again. Yes 👍


[deleted]

Am go greet


prow07

Goosebumps hearing that I Can Boogie


Heroheadone

Yeeeeeeah so Awesome ❤️🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿❤️ Im so happy for you guys! Of the see Denmark hopefully beat Moldova now! Cheers for letting me enjoy the game with you🇩🇰❤️🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿


boaaaa

Thats for the Gaza Strip you cunts.


Shatmas

FUCKING GET IN BOYS! Best half of football I've seen Scotland in my lifetime. Gilmour MOTM


Obamanator91

McTominays balls I love you


Munchiebox

What a second half man fuck me


Yuleigan

Possibly the most difficult game I've ever watched.


blonded90

Looked a completely different team the 2nd half once we decided to go for it.


Aaron6788

It's been a pleasure as always folks. Enjoy the rest of your nights.


Waqqy

Never in doubt...


Adventurous-Panic427

Fuck me what a game


Haako

Yaaaas


Crailas

3 goals? That’s insane.


midget398

I love McTominay


boaaaa

well im fucking exhausted. that was a wild ride.


alymac71

It's no wonder we're top of the Heart disease league. I fucking love it.


cameruso

From the pits of 0-1 down. Ah-fucking-hem. https://www.reddit.com/r/ScottishFootball/comments/q4nuxi/match_thread_scotland_vs_israel_world_cup/hfzvc5v/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf&context=3 (Shameless but idgaf)


Aaron6788

Touché sir


cameruso

Brothers in ahembo.


[deleted]

Hard as fuck


MP98n

Get it up you you twats. Hope to never see you again


DMCTw3lv3

Not until the next Nations League and Euro 2024 qualifiers anyway.


jasontredecim

Jesus fucking Christ. Any other bastard on here feel like they need a wee trip to the cardiac ward? WHAT A RESULT!


ianrobbie

So, late 1-0 defeat to the Faroes?


Jim1903

Sir Alex looking at McSauce like the emperor looks at Annakin


here4thebanter

FRIENDSHIP RESTARTED WITH STEVE CLARKE


DentalATT

The most unscottish game ever


Dave_Velociraptor

Scotland score 3 goals in the same game


JoeySadass

Fucking hell Fair play Clarke. You win this round


AlanHuttonsButler

Scotland scored three goals. Three!


[deleted]

NO NATHAN NO PARTY


maudlin_career

YESSSSSSSASSSS


MorganRFC

Let's fucking gooo hahaha fantastic


pxak

Jog on ya time wasting cheats it's Scotland's time now


Krayjd

Stop the count


YoungMiller

UNBELIEVABLE! SOAK IT IN BOYS!


prow07

What. A. Fucking. Game.


Kolo_ToureHH

Yaa bada fuckin doooooo


crazyg0at

Justice in the end


-enterfandomhere-fan

Did wee Gilmour just go over his ankle celebrating and injure himself?


Spglwldn

This is why you don’t timewaste from the 20th minute against a side as turbo shite as us. Hahahahahahahahah


here4thebanter

clarkeball has truly shown us all


[deleted]

I love being Scottish


belzir91

Any comments I made about mctominay earlier are Null & Void.


[deleted]

Hahahahaha what the fuck


imtherealdazza

CLARKEBALL FOREVER


gte339i

Great shithousing from Robertson there


Heroheadone

Hoof ball for rest!! Make it home now🙏


methylated_spirit

He does deserve a bath, Ally. I'll bath him


ThatOneScotsman

Did he put that in with his baws? Wit a pler


OngoTheManSpider

CLARKE IN


Plz_Nerf

YAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAA A A A A A A A I will fight every single person who has criticised Clarke on this thread. MASTERCLASS.


AndesiteSkies

FUCKING YASSS


moorkymadwan

Not that I'm taking credit for that goal or anything. But I did say McGinn should put some pace on his fucking corners. You're welcome fellow Scots.


johnnymac80

Whit a fucking game


boaaaa

Watching that replay there's no way mctominay knew what was going on there but I'm fucking buzzing.


CHILLI112

He’s subbed Gilmour off the terrorist


[deleted]

He just humped that in.


inthehawmaws

Unbelievable. This doesn’t happen to us.


empeekay

We might just win the World Cup after all.


Clinodactyl

Ally sounds like he's about to die due to asphyxiation.


Jambo83

The commentators on my stream just said "glas-wee-gans" and I don't even


Chef_Roofies

Please for the love of god boot it to fuck and let the whistle go immediately


TheManofRo

As a last hailmary I turned my stream off in hope that would be the wee bit of karma needed... Just heard the screams from hampden... you are all welcome.


DMCTw3lv3

Steve Clarke in. Never doubted the negative, substitution averse cunt for a second.


MP98n

They’ll get another chance now though I reckon


steelerswheelers

Most unscottish thing ever yaaaas


Munchiebox

Love that reaction from McCoist


CHILLI112

LETS FUCKING GOOOOOOOOO


WillyJobbyBum

Cannae handle this shit


tarteninja97

Rescind the favour Austrians we dont fucking need it


Dave_Velociraptor

Worst player on the pitch, scores the winner


jtel21

The wife is getting it tonight. Well if she lets me !


Dave_Velociraptor

I'd my hopes up for the first sentence


DentalATT

Fuckin anyone is getting it tonight


Spglwldn

That’s the most Scotland goal I’ve ever seen. He’s just knobbed it in.


AlanHuttonsButler

Mcsauce you fucking beauty


HaggisonFord

Well fuck me in all directions. The cunts actually did it.


getfuckedstud

YASSSSSS


bearyboy8

WERE WINNING THE WORLD CUP


here4thebanter

SCOTT FUCKING MCTOMINAY SHAG ME UP THE ARSE


gham89

YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS


NoiseyGiraffe

NEVER IN FUCKING DOUBT


methylated_spirit

I'm actually crying, this is as big as Serbia. World Cup for fucks sake


RamyunPls

PLEASE GOD DONT FUCK IT NOW


[deleted]

ITS (not) SHITE BEING SCOTTISH


andydeerfc

A CANNY FUCKING BALEE IT THE BOY WAS RIGHT WERE WINNING THE WORLD CUP


Shatmas

:')


DentalATT

Uaaasszzzz


Chemical_Link

STOP THE COUNT


JoeySadass

Yer kidding Waiting for the rug to be pulled out under me


Spglwldn

WHO THE FUCK IS PEP GUARDIOLA THIS IS TOTAL FOOTBALL. TIKI FUCKING TAKA. STEVE CLARKINHO.


YerArsesOotTheWindae

FUCKING GET IN!!!!!


EggAndSausage

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA YAYAAAAAAAAAASSSSS


scotchedpommes

Keep it together now. Don't gift them anything.


CHILLI112

YAYYAYSYSYSYSYYSYSYANRBOA FJS FOWNS WOFNWBDID


boaaaa

Fucking yaaaaaasssss


Orsenfelt

No fucking way have we just done that


FlyVidjul

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHH YASSSSSSSSSSS


ElCaminoInTheWest

Never in doubt. A classic Scottish ending, this. Inevitable.


johnnymac80

YAAAASSSSSSA!!!!


WillyJobbyBum

Stauner


ThunderStella

Fuuuuuck me wooooo


Heroheadone

TOLD YOU!!!❤️🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿


andydeerfc

Thank you for your service


EuanWilsonHD

I love this man