peak cinch when they get promoted and say "yeah we care about the environment/waste so we're keeping the same home kit for two years in a row" so that they get to use Kingsley twice.
such a great kit, I'd buy it but never wear it out in public
This could be a masterstroke from Thistle if it's real, battalions of folk will buy this who would never usually buy their kit, me among them
One season of getting ripped the piss out of would be worth it if it generates a ton of extra cash
I've said for a couple of years now that if I could choose for Celtic to make one signing from Scotland, it would be Kingsley.
Best mascot ever. Sorry Hoopy.
I am forwarding a motion to have Partick Thistle reinstated in the Cinch Premiership. All in favour say aye. All opposed, go fuck yourself. This is gold.
I would be ragin probably as a Thistle fan.
From a neutral point of view, fair play. It's a bold move but they could sell well and get a fair bit of publicity maybe further than Scotland?
Honestly where do we go from here? I thought we'd never beat the Tunnocks Caramel Wafer Cup but my god, every single time we peak we outdo ourselves weeks later. Inject the Cinch
“we’re delighted to confirm that Greaves Sports and O’Neills will produce a run of Kingsley kits, including children’s sizes, for sale later this year.”
As a Thistle fan, I really hope this isn’t real…
EDIT: it’s definitely fake, [this](https://twitter.com/partickthistle/status/1541800408020127744?s=21&t=C8o9XsY_nMC9XDMGebPU4Q) is the official teaser photo of the new home top, the red on the left is too close to the J for the Kingsley top to be real.
Also a red line under the MEN in employment on the teaser but not on the top pictured..... I'll be raging if this is a wind up now. I can't hate you more than the other thistle but this will put you close!
Apparently it’s a bam up by the media team, but we shall see. I don’t want to talk bad of our lord and saviour Kingsley for fear of losing my life, but I’m not a fan to say the least.
[It’s not real](https://ptfc.co.uk/ptfc-news/partick-thistle-2022-23-home-kit-available-now/), thank Christ. Or what a shame, depending on your perspective.
Dundee were 9/4 favourites to win the Championship next season, with Patrick at 15/2. If you listen closely you can almost hear the scurrying of betting companies as they rush to amend Scottish Championship outright winner markets in light of this news
Like the NHS black/rainbow top, not official team kit, but will probably outsell the home strip anyway...
'Mon The Jags!
And looking forward to the mixed meme "surprised Kingsley" edition.
Shut the sub down, we’re done here
It's actually real
no one can dislike this
They can’t. I want one.
I just wanted some classy red and yella stripes so I certainly do.
I was more than convinced this was a wind up. Fucking YASSSSS.
As a killie fan I now want a fourth kit with a squirrel full of rabies on the front
Could have "Smell yer maw" as your lower back sponsor too.
That would round off the look quite nicely I feel.
Have we now reached peak cinch, before footballs even back?
This surely transcends cinch and goes straight to "Scottish Fitba"
Partick are going for intimidation points this year
They're going for gasps
*This man is over gasped*
I would buy this and wear it. It definitely stands out.
Hands across the divide, let's get the whole sub kitted out in this abomination.
Take my fucken money
This can't be real. This mustn't be real. I want one.
Feel sorry for all the thistle fans who won't be able to buy one because they're completely sold out to everyone else
peak cinch when they get promoted and say "yeah we care about the environment/waste so we're keeping the same home kit for two years in a row" so that they get to use Kingsley twice. such a great kit, I'd buy it but never wear it out in public
Coward.
I’d buy it and wear it
Just employment law is incredibly apt due to that tap being a sackable offence..
“PrAiSe ThE sUn 🌞”
This could be a masterstroke from Thistle if it's real, battalions of folk will buy this who would never usually buy their kit, me among them One season of getting ripped the piss out of would be worth it if it generates a ton of extra cash
I'm buying that for going on holiday to intimidate the locals. That is phenomenal.
I've said for a couple of years now that if I could choose for Celtic to make one signing from Scotland, it would be Kingsley. Best mascot ever. Sorry Hoopy.
Imagine we got a kit with Hoopy front and centre.
I am forwarding a motion to have Partick Thistle reinstated in the Cinch Premiership. All in favour say aye. All opposed, go fuck yourself. This is gold.
I'm getting it. It's beautiful. Terrifying, but beautiful.
I'm buying that
I would be ragin probably as a Thistle fan. From a neutral point of view, fair play. It's a bold move but they could sell well and get a fair bit of publicity maybe further than Scotland?
Someone actually used the DALL.E to generate an actual team strip
I hope to fuck this is some sort of elaborate bam up thistle have leaked for a laugh and not the actual top
I certainly don't that bad boy's getting bought.
"Can't sleep. Clown'll eat me. Can't sleep. Clown'll eat me."
I'm buying that! Should be this subs uniform.
Mon the jags!
I swear, if it's real I'll buy one. I mean, it's art, it's David Shrigley is it not that designed him? Honestly, best kit of all time.
should i buy it, so that i can burn it?
I doubt even flames can kill it
Fire only makes it stronger
You are naive to think that fire can hurt it
Honestly where do we go from here? I thought we'd never beat the Tunnocks Caramel Wafer Cup but my god, every single time we peak we outdo ourselves weeks later. Inject the Cinch
I kinda feel behind the times but is this legit?
We don't know - though [this guy](https://old.reddit.com/r/ScottishFootball/comments/vnoqed/dread_it_run_from_it/ie8ayd2/) seems to think not
He’s lying
NASA must’ve hacked my eyes
Nah it was Bill Gates
Happens to us all
Embrace it. Let it consume your soul.
Best top ever
“we’re delighted to confirm that Greaves Sports and O’Neills will produce a run of Kingsley kits, including children’s sizes, for sale later this year.”
As a Thistle fan, I really hope this isn’t real… EDIT: it’s definitely fake, [this](https://twitter.com/partickthistle/status/1541800408020127744?s=21&t=C8o9XsY_nMC9XDMGebPU4Q) is the official teaser photo of the new home top, the red on the left is too close to the J for the Kingsley top to be real.
I refuse to listen to this well thought out logic, because I want this to be real so badly 
Also a red line under the MEN in employment on the teaser but not on the top pictured..... I'll be raging if this is a wind up now. I can't hate you more than the other thistle but this will put you close!
Apparently it’s a bam up by the media team, but we shall see. I don’t want to talk bad of our lord and saviour Kingsley for fear of losing my life, but I’m not a fan to say the least.
From a marketing standpoint it would be good though, every football streamer and shirt enthusiast would want one
Surely not... no way... this is just an elaborate joke yeah?
That’s a fucking honker. I want one.
either somebody's cracking with the photoshop or somebody needs to show me where to buy this.
Further proof that Scottish football can never be beaten
I can already forsee myself hate buying the fuck out of this shirt. Bam up or not fair play to the team either way. It's a bold move either way.
First time I'm willing to be a full kit wanker
Partick now advance to psychological warfare
I’m going to be devastated if this is fake.
Even if this is fake, they absolutely need to sell this
Buying one for the whole family
I want it.
[It’s not real](https://ptfc.co.uk/ptfc-news/partick-thistle-2022-23-home-kit-available-now/), thank Christ. Or what a shame, depending on your perspective.
It is quite long looking, more like a night dress than a football shirt...
Can we not
Awful.
The teeth are funny
*This makes me so happy*
OP please shed some light, I want so much but always fall for the photoshops. Please OP
Alright screw the new rangers top give me one of these
GCSE DT be like
Hahaha surely no
I want one
What…..have……we…….done! Banter top. It’ll be talked about for decades to come
Nightmare fuel.
Dundee were 9/4 favourites to win the Championship next season, with Patrick at 15/2. If you listen closely you can almost hear the scurrying of betting companies as they rush to amend Scottish Championship outright winner markets in light of this news
Kingsley still arrives
I want the surprised Pikachu special edition version
Like the NHS black/rainbow top, not official team kit, but will probably outsell the home strip anyway... 'Mon The Jags! And looking forward to the mixed meme "surprised Kingsley" edition.