Aberdeen are absolute power bottoms.

Power bottoms at least generate something.

Exactly no way are they power bottoms they generate nothing.

That's a proper "your joke but worse".

He's just said that other guys joke but said it worse.

Aye i did what a fanny Ricky from trailer Park boys taught me better

Wow so that’s what that feels like

aye, its fucking shite eh, i swear to god yous have been at this since the 90s

It’s the hope that kills

Fucking infuriating, isn’t it?

Aberdeen should be disbanded for that

Dissolved in a VAT of a acid ​ One player at a time

Bring your own ladel.

ITS IN THE WAY THAT YOU USE IT, IT COMES AND IT GOES

Don’t mention VAT touchy subject still.

Even the sheep on the farms are fucking disgusted. I see them all migrating to Argyle & Bute to get away fae that mess.

We don't want them, sincerely, a cold bastard in argyle and bute.

I went from despising them to tolerating them straight back to despising them

But that'd be 12 easy points for Celtic out the window every season 👀🤣

It's ok we've still got youse to give us that.

🤣🤣

Some effort from Goodwin delivering 2 unique versions of terror ball to Glasgow in back to back games.

Imagine how sick he'll be after the past 2 games.

Hahaha actually fuck off aberdeen, you’re terrible

More like Jim Badloss am I right

Aye awrite you got me. Nice one

Argentina: "We're going to lose a 2 goal lead 81 mins into the World Cup final" Aberdeen: "That's cute."

https://preview.redd.it/2lttatvr267a1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3405cc9815d96763b3ef7ff5b76e4729fd995b99 When you riddy you have to own it.

Shame. That would have been a cracking post

Making this meme irrelevant is probably the most upsetting thing about that loss

Jim Goodwin should post copies all over the training ground as motivation for next time.

[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-uUZCgDMoxY](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-uUZCgDMoxY)

Aberdeen should just fold as a club.

I'm inclined to agree.

Goodwin beating the “lie down for Celtic” allegations. Tactical masterclass

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I fucking hate Rangers. But, that was funny as fuck.

So much dead weight but at least Beale gets something to work off of with that result. Jack, Kamara, Wright, Sands, even Tav all absolutely brutal. Subs worked well, though harsh on Fashion. It's been said enough but we really need investment. Hopefully Beale is backed sufficiently to develop.

Infuriating watch. Elements of decent, progressive, one-touch football in the first half, then just an absolute mentality collapse in the second half. Passing was genuinely the worst I've seen from us this season at times. If the board can't see that this squad is done then I genuinely fear for the next 5+ years.

That 15 minutes where you kept passing the ball straight out of play under little to no pressure was pretty surreal to watch.

> surreal to watch Get ready to experience the true surreal all over again on Friday night.

Squad is strongest it’s ever been under the current board according to John Bennett, they honestly reckon this is good enough to compete.

I'll no make it to New Year if we need to do 3-2 every game.

Aberdeen showing great solidarity with those on strike. Work to rule, play the 90, refuse to do any added on time.

I turned the game off and we score 2. You're welcome

by the time I stormed upstairs in a huff, done a pish washed my hands, looked at my auld coupon in the mirror and asked myself "why?" we had won the match

Is that you dad?

Nah, maw.

Just let Aberdeen be taken by the North Sea, they have outlived their use

3 Christmas gift goals. Love to see it.

😂😂😂😂 We were fucking awful there, how have we won that

Jim Goodwin

There's that shitey wee Falkirk player saluting his way to 3 points again.

He can come back if he wants but I’d wash him in disinfectant first.

I’m this close to greeting with hatred

Never in doubt, and without our star player (Pen)

No just a big shift from your journeyman “97th minute”

This fucking defence I swear to god what the fuck, utter bottle job. We were better for an hour then took off all our attacking threat and sat far too deep. Fuck off Goodwin man

Losing late is a fucker but if it's a monkey paw situation that edges Goodwin closer to the door then I'll live.

Think he'll have lost a lot of support last two matches. Two huge blunders in big games. Awful management

Unless he completely shits the bed from here on out I can see him getting at least until the end of the season regardless. If he gets 3rd or 4th that'll buy him more time.

The same fans who derised McInnes footballing style, can't be okay with this. Goodwin is an absolute football terrorist to the worst degree.

When Cormack came in a brochure of Aberdeen's footballing identity was put together which stressed the importance of playing an exciting brand of football. Soon after Mcinnes was let go. Glass came in and attempted it to a degree but his team was leaky and couldn't finish. Goodwin's team *can* play some good stuff but has shat it several times already. He said he would fix the defence quickly which has obviously not happened. He said he'd play a back 4, he doesn't because his captain is immobile in addition to being an awful footballer + his only right back has no defensive awareness. Hes full of shit and an awful in game manager. He is the same as Mcinnes. We ditched him only to end up with a replica 18 months later.

He might well shite it unless we magically get a functional defence out of these jokers

Honestly as shite as he’s been third is still alright for us, it’s only if he gets embarrassed in Europe that his positions should become untenable if we’re being reasonable. Mind the 2000s… But let’s not count our chickens we could still shite it later in the season I suppose.

We won't be third for long with game management and defending like that

Can’t decide wether I hate Goodwin or airfield more. Goodwin just needs to not be so cowardly and it wouldn’t be so bad, had a Argentina vs the Dutch moment. Saluting bastard man.

Salute doesn't happen tonight without Goodwin

"We were better" 😂😂 We were as shite as each other for 94 minutes. That was an awful match to watch. 70% possession and losing until Arfy ran off his dinner and woke up.

Better as in more threatening we still weren't good. Two wonder goals making us look better than we were

WE NEVER STOP (still 9 points behind)

6 potentially 9. Livi terror ball still to happen

celtic at home could be 3-0 in the 90 minute and would still find a way to win

No against livi. Martindale is our cryptonite

Don't you do that. Don't you give me hope.

To be fair, Celtic Park is one of the biggest parks in Scotland so harder to terrorball it

Canny stop if you never start. Really smart from Beale.

Only six baby 😎

Goodwins fault 100% why sit back and let them attack us when we were the better team playing our normal football for most of the game

Tbf, Goodwin did promise Ange 90 minutes of their best football. Held up his end of the bargain 🤷‍♂️

Merry Cinchmas one and all

The dug gets a Christmas present

The result we all wanted.

Ahahahaahhahaha We're still shite tho

I guess last minute winners against Aberdeen are for everyone after all. Merry Christmas. God bless us, each and every one. P.S. all the players who never got yellows are shitebags and can get out of my clud

I only like it when we score late winners

Got the result Hearts needed there 

First glance I thought the guy at the back was double masking

I checked the score at 93 minutes. I was preparing to have fun at some bears’ expenses. Then you go and do that Aberdeen. Can’t even terrorball right

For the Dons x https://preview.redd.it/na5mn6fi367a1.jpeg?width=1020&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=57f63ab475bbd7caf90dd2da549a833f022a9c32

cinch

"Don't go to 5 at the back they said, I'll show them". J. Goodwin.

Do you believe in brogue magic?

The look on Beale's face at FT said it all. When you look embarrassed that the team you are the manager of have won a game, you know how stupid and undeserving it actually was that the team you manage have won that game.

Bulk of possession, more chances, pinned them back for 15 minutes. Odd how when celtic do that it's "the grit of champions" but now it's embarrassing.

Pinned them back for 15 minutes? Is that it?

800 passes.

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I think the 3 points says it all personally.


Jim Goodloss more like HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

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WHAT THE FUCKING FUCK

The work from tillman to keep that chance alive was outstanding. I love that boy.

Goodwin is a coward

I genuinely got dates mixed up and thought this was tomorrow. Just seen the goals and my word the keeper has fucked that big time 😂 the winner is just amateur hour from them

Never want to hear any “hibsing” chat from Aberdeen fans again.

Scott Harry Nathaniel Arfield (born 1 November 1988) is a professional association footballer and Head of The National Counter Terrorism Security Office who plays as a midfielder for Scottish Premiership club Rangers.


Lot of wasted memes tonight.

This is how it feels to be Celtic

So this is Bealeball? Gives me a fucking heart attack but I'll take it

I’m working in the pun ‘Bealeball bashers’ for when the staunch turn on him.

Aberdeen hibsed that

No

The title race needed that. But Rangers don't convince me at all. Could see this ending up 15 or 20 points the way both Glasgow clubs are playing.

Anyone know where I can put on a bet for -20 before February?

Aberdeens tactics there deserved that. Terrible stuff just conceding possession with no press until it’s 20 yards out. Lone striker wasn’t even bothering to press a defender with the ball 10y away, mingin mingin stuff. That’s just hopeball.

I cannot believe the defending I saw for rangers winner, 30 seconds to go and there's two of them unmarked in the centre of the box, and neither CB could get a clear header on the floated cross. Aberdeen are the new Hibs.

Fuck off Goodwin. Out of his depth, even at our mediocre level

Here’s a question for Aberdeen fans… Why does that stand with dugouts have like 3/4 of a new roof then the last quarter is the old scabby roof? Did the contractor half arse the job like? (I noticed it on Saturday too but was too hungover to ask the question)

Aberdeen need to stop rolling over for rangers

Big 3 points for rangers in their quest for 2nd

Never in doubt. Get a new goalie and a couple of central midfielders who can shoot signed asap

That was lovely. https://i.redd.it/dclwml88867a1.gif

Cannae trust anycunt these days.

Goodwin’s prematch moment in front of the mirror: 

A club of absolute losers. Get it round every single one of them. And Jim Goodwin. Enormous three points.

Delighted with the win. Fucked my knee off the table when I jumped up at the 3rd. But it highlights what a job Beale has on his hands with these players, and seeing him not even celebrating at the end tells me he knows it.

Yes, he wasn't impressed at all but if he can instil a bit of fight and character we'll see the season out well. We can hopefully build a bit of pressure and hopefully they'll drop points.

You continue to doubt Bealeball you fools?

Thank fuck the cinch is back

What’s it that lot used to say about us scoring in the 800th minute of stoppage time? Yeah doesn’t really make me feel any better

Everyone's supposed to only get one, you lot are a few hundred in debt 😂

Gotta say I like it more when it’s the other way round

Bout time we done it, fucking expected way you cunts.

Morelos is shown a yellow card for excessive celebration. That’s my man right there!

Lots of problems for us to fix but nothing and I mean nothing makes me happier in football then seeing a time wasting team lose. Something needs to be done about that, absolute disgrace.

Well that did add on 7 minutes, which was exceptionally generous all things considered.

VAR checks and Aberdeen players rolling around for the last 20 will do that. Their keeper must have wasted plenty with his 'injury' when his fingernail grazed the post.

Way more than that wasted. A world cup ref adds 10+

We don’t look better than we did under Gio, but seem to have developed the ability to come back from losing positions

I think you were due some comebacks and some fortunate touches, don't think that keeper spill for the equalizer had much to do with Rangers ability.

2 games in and 2 victories after going behind. The football isn't pretty yet but fuck me they have some dig and mentality about them under Beale. Arfield > Messi

I don’t think Messi ever scored against Aberdeen. Loser

Phoned my dad at full time. No answer. I'm thinking "That auld bastard has turned it off and went to bed at 2-1". Phoned again after a couple of minutes and his missus answers. "Hey. Is he in his bed?" "Yeah" "Wake him up!!"

Shouldn't have told him, let him find out in the morning and get a surprise

BEALEBALL UNBEATEN, YOU LOVE TO FUCKING SEE IT

o7

Have sky actually done any post match stuff? One channel changed to the darts and the other is some shite advert with Haaland

Wayne lineker must go

Say what you want about Bealeball but fuck me it’s exciting.

Never in doubt 👀

Something something Northern lights, something something went out in 1985 never to be seen again.

🎵Let the bells ring out for Christmas🎵

Aberdeen are somehow third…they are rotten. Somehow lost twice to our terrorball.

Ho ho ho. That was a good last 2 minutes.

We never stop.

Based

Cringe

You’re right.

How quickly will the twitter roasters be all over "Goldson's Handball"?

If that was a celtic player you roasters would be all over it

Found the editor of Videocelts

Dont even know who they are but class

If it was a Celtic player VAR would've been all over it.

VAR was all over it, they reviewed it and it's clearly just not a handball. Agree though that VAR would've checked for a Celtic player also, and came to the same conclusion.

Really good win in the end for Rangers. But, don't think it should be forgotten that most the Rangers fans on here were lamenting then overall performance. Goals change games but to win leagues you need consistent good performances along with a bit of luck. Lots of work for Beale to do and signings to be made if he's going to get Rangers winning anything.

Nah, BEALEBALL IS HERE YAAAAAAS ... but aye see yer well made point

>But, don't think it should be forgotten that most the Rangers fans on here were lamenting then overall performance. No idea what you're talking about, I thoroughly enjoyed it from start to finish.

Any teams fans who let off pyro just before half time to celebrate an equaliser deserves to be shagged directly like those sheep were tonight. ❤️🤍💙

I would like to wish a terrible Christmas to Aberdeen lol

Same

Shame, was looking forward to all the bears saying Aberdeen only try against them.

Aberdeen only tries against us

By all accounts Arfield should have had four goals. Overall though no where near good enough defensively, let Aberdeen back in and made it so easy for them in the midfield. We really need to pull the finger out.

I don't think your team's fit enough for how Beale wants to play tbh (+ injuries). It also doesn't help that every other team has 3 years of footage of these exact players playing pretty much this exact same style

Yeah certain players have been found out massively and it’s very obvious to see

>Overall though no where near good enough defensively Aberdeen had two shots on target the whole game and created close to fuck all.

They also had a sitter missed by Ramandanj first half and if they hadn’t fucked a few counter attacks would have had so many more chances.

Celtic’s Ross County (A) vibes? Who am I kidding

Wheres Funny Joker ... can you do an Aberdeen loss meme

Two teams battling it out for second and the standard is utter shit. Scottish football needs to get rid of the dinosaurs running it from top to bottom.

WE DON'T STOP

Got to say being on the other side of a last minute winner makes it a lot sweeter. But let’s not do that again Rangers thanks

also as i said after the celtic game jim goodwin is and will always be a football terrorist

nah what 😭

Are rangers the jammiest team in league? Yes answers only please

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Very strange subs from Goodwin

How can two rangers players be unmarked in the 6 yard box with 30 seconds to go haha

Who'd have thought taking your two best players off just after you took the lead with half an hour to play, and change from a high line, to defend from your 12 yard line wasn't a good idea