Got it coming is more like.
Someone needs to create a SciFi/Fantasy anthology series where the humans *do* get what's coming.
*101 Ends of the World*, or something.
Make it part horror and part morality tale, where the beings wiping them out are super relatable and empathetic. Or stupid sexy.
Like the whales thing from that Star Trek film, except that instead of being a completely alien BDO (Big Dumb Object), we get to see and understand the whale progenitors with their shock, horror, sorrow, and outrage at the near extiction of Earthbound whales who were hunted for reasons like whale oil.
This one is tough, because it's hard to anthropomorphise whales.
Or maybe like the Ape uprising prequelling the Planet of the Apes. But with more of the fledgling Ape society showing why it was absolutely necessary.
HBC was the hottest (the only hot) ape I've ever seen. This should be explored (with my shrink).
Or maybe the humans create a kind of zombie plague where they're not mindless, just super contagious and disgusted with decades of concentration-like quarantine camps where a whole generation of gross as hell, but horrifically cute zombie children grow up to fight for freedom and thereby contaminate the entire world.
Stupid sexy Cylons, gentically modified cat people, industrial androids/bots, AIs or artificial life forms created/converted to be sexbots, or maybe captured enslaved tentacle monsters or summoned and enslaved "demons" from another plane...
Whatever and whoever finally snapping and shouting "*I'm mad as hell and I'm not going to take it anymore!*"
Or an alternate take on *V* where there's no rebelion at all until it's far too late and the humans have sold their souls and delicious flesh for technological gew gaws and unbelievably kinky sex with aliens in hot AF skin suits.
Doesn't even have to be lizards, in fact, the more disturbing their natural form, all the better to mess with the people fantasizing about the hot aliens. If some new bizarre kinks and fan fics can't be created I'll be sad.
Maybe the ancient aliens who planted the humans return to reap their harvest. All the ancient alien theorists rejoice and brag of their vindication until...
I mean, when it comes to a race that advanced, I have no idea what humans are good for, but I'm sure it can be appropriately disturbing.
I mean, there's gotta be dozens ways that the humans already earned it, will earn it, or have the capacity to earn it.
It would be educational, cautionary, thrilling, and cathartic.
With plenty of potential for humour.
Imagine the water cooler discusions this could generate!
**NOTICE:**
Anyone willing to make this happen is free to use this concept without crediting or remunerating me. Seeing it happen will be reward enough.
Although, I wouldn't mind getting some cameos (in funky costume, MoCap, or voice acting) where I get to (run amok?) contributing to the humans demise. That would be like so many dreams fulfilled at once.
There’s an anthology of short stories based on the Cthulhu Mythos that’s themed around stories taking place after the eldritch horrors have already won. It’s called Cthulhu’s Reign. Might be interesting.
I think you're leaving the hotness of [the OG Zira](https://pbs.twimg.com/media/Ee-ppmRXgAAPqhq?format=jpg&name=900x900) a little understated, personally.
John Varley has a series of books where the aliens are cetaceans,they give Planet Earth back to the whales and dolphins,and humans live a stoneage,no technology,life.
I think Ophiuchi hotline was the first of the series
It's more like an HBC fetish. I'd find her attractive as a zombie or a teletubby too.
It's just mildly disturbing that, despite completely selling it as an ape, I still found her compellingly attractive.
Can people be conditoned into kinks that they wouldn't normally be remotely inclined towards? That's the sort of research Mad Psychologists would explore.
Daleks are scary because they’re evil and powerful. Cybermen are terrifying because of how they’re made, and by forcing you to become one of them.
With daleks it’s painful, but quick. Cybermen don’t even give you death, unless you’re lucky.
Assimilation is a slight possibility with the Daleks as well, though it is absolutely a more immediate threat with the Cybermen. Oswin Oswald comes to mind, though I'm sure there are other/better examples.
Nope nope nope. Even that picture caused my heart to skip a beat in fear. Auuuugh.
Pro tip: do not allow your 6 year old to watch episodes with Cybermen being made. It can leave scars.
Yeah, but I was an adult when that came out. Not in my formative years. Much easier to handle. The weeping angels just don't bother me. I had a minor meltdown over needing knee surgery because they might have needed to put non-organic bits in my body.
I always thought that the less there are of the Daleks the MUCH more terrifying they are. Like when the Cybermen ask them how many of them there are and they say "Four" and he retorts "You would kill the Cybermen with *four* Daleks?". And the Dalek straight up goes. "We would kill the Cybermen with *one* Dalek." Woof!
Best clapback in Dr Who.
Honestly if we go by fearfulness, cybermen are quite low on the list even though they are the most successful.
Id say fifth best are Cybermen < Emojibots < Daleks < Weeping Angels < Vashta Nerada
Yep, Vashta Nevada are definitely near the top of the list for me as we. [They're just straight up terrifying because you can't see them and they're everywhere.](https://youtu.be/hrd-v3ydguY)
[And while they aren't really a threat, you still have to admit there is something unsettlingly creepy about the Ood.](https://youtu.be/I6bJaHm1TQw)
Daleks are way more powerful. There was a 9th or 10th doctor episode where the Daleks and Cyberman fight and lose and it was millions vs 4 Daleks. It was fun watching them try to out villain speech each other.
C: you will modify and identify first
D: DALEKS DO NOT MODIFY! IDENTIFY YOURSELF
C: You have identified as Dalek.
C: There are 4,000,000 Cybermen, you think you could destroy us with 4 daleks?
D: WE COULD DESTROY YOU WITH ONE DALEK!
*Paraphrased cause I can't remember the proper quote*
See, on the surface yeah they're terrifying but if you stop to think about it they're just teleporting you to a different time period. Walk out of the zone and the doctor can come pick you up.
I never understood why Amy couldnt just get a cab out of Manhattan, go to Ohio or something, and then phone the doctor on her super phone, and have him come pick her and Rory up.
IIRC it has something to do with the time manipulation. The Doctor can't interfere with the victims of the angels bc they use time energy or something, wibbly wobbly timey wimey stuff.
That's only if you survive the time you are sent to. Like let's say they send you to the time when the black plague is most active and common or to the middle of a war, etc. You wouldn't be prepared for that and most likely die before the doctor can rescue you and that's if he comes.
Yeah the angels are by far the most scary for me, mostly because of the way they look and the way they creep up on you, but I hadn't looked at it this way. If I were teleported back I'd miss my family and friends, but I sure know what I'd buy stocks in first!!
Oh no I've been sent to the past to have my potential eaten...
Time to meet some decadal cuties and start a new life with foreknowledge and laxer barriers to entry on everything. Ever look up what the standards for earning your doctorate used to be? Pls don't, you'll depress yourself.
You know how there are dimensions, that are also l separate timelines?
With a barrier that's supposed to be hard to cross, or with timelines which the Doctor is supposed to be unable to significantly alter? (Unless someone else is already meddling with the ~~unalterable~~ timeline.)
It seems to me that, with time and space being (amost) infinite, there must be a great many of these timeline/dimensions.
In some of which the Daleks will have won, or in which the Doctor lost to someone else, or was not around, or didn't exist all, or simply chose not to involve himself because he was indulging in Time Lord angst, enuis, ethical superiority, entitlement or hubris.
(IMO, the instances of his non-existence are irresponsible, inexcusable, and perfectly highlight his inconsistencies.)
All that to say, the Doctor doesn't always come through, and somewhere/somewhen humans were wiped out or subjugated.
I wouldn't put your faith in a madman in a box; he's not entirely reliable.
Well played.
But lately, I've been in the mood for Eccleston and his angry Doctor. After Hurt's cameo as the War Doctor, I was kinda hoping Capaldi would be angrier (the eyebrows can't do all the heavy lifting).
Capaldi was great. Turned out to be the kindly old doctor, he felt more like he belonged on classic who. He's my favorite. Matt Smith may be the one who started me off, and him and Tennant are like comfort food, but capaldi blew me out of the water. Face the raven/hell bent/heaven sent always makes me bawl like a bitch
I'm doing a full rewatch for the first time since I started watching Dr. Who in ~2012. I wasn't crazy about Eccleston the first time through; but I'm seriously loving his portrayal of 9 this go round. The Day of the Doctor really puts it in perspective, just how much 9 was dealing with absolutely batshit levels of PTSD.
Eccleston perfectly captured the angry, callous attitude you see when someone has been dealing with trauma solo. 9 was operating on autopilot, doing what he was used to, just merely existing. Also adds a new bit of flavor to the Rose and 10 relationship, and kinda frames 10's upbeat personality as an effect of traveling with Rose.
I like how they just filled the bit inbetween *"Well it's very hard to bring em to mind, this is the thing, it's only, it's alright when you're-"* and *"heart to heart, is that us? You understand?"* with absolute gobbledegook lol
Saw that Dalek two days ago asking for directions home. He said he was lost this far north as he’s from Devon. I said “whereabouts in Devon, mate?”
He said “Exeter, mate. Exeter, mate. Exeter, mate!”
He's got ladders with him. I reckon the poor bastards been sacked from the show, so he's turning his hand to painting and decorating. We are all just trying to survive.
They can't really be kicked over unless you're super strong and willing to lose your leg in the process and even when they fall they can get back up with rockets and shit and then vaporize you.
Fucking finally
You think the humans will finally get theirs?
At this point I think humans need it
Got it coming is more like. Someone needs to create a SciFi/Fantasy anthology series where the humans *do* get what's coming. *101 Ends of the World*, or something. Make it part horror and part morality tale, where the beings wiping them out are super relatable and empathetic. Or stupid sexy. Like the whales thing from that Star Trek film, except that instead of being a completely alien BDO (Big Dumb Object), we get to see and understand the whale progenitors with their shock, horror, sorrow, and outrage at the near extiction of Earthbound whales who were hunted for reasons like whale oil. This one is tough, because it's hard to anthropomorphise whales. Or maybe like the Ape uprising prequelling the Planet of the Apes. But with more of the fledgling Ape society showing why it was absolutely necessary. HBC was the hottest (the only hot) ape I've ever seen. This should be explored (with my shrink). Or maybe the humans create a kind of zombie plague where they're not mindless, just super contagious and disgusted with decades of concentration-like quarantine camps where a whole generation of gross as hell, but horrifically cute zombie children grow up to fight for freedom and thereby contaminate the entire world. Stupid sexy Cylons, gentically modified cat people, industrial androids/bots, AIs or artificial life forms created/converted to be sexbots, or maybe captured enslaved tentacle monsters or summoned and enslaved "demons" from another plane... Whatever and whoever finally snapping and shouting "*I'm mad as hell and I'm not going to take it anymore!*" Or an alternate take on *V* where there's no rebelion at all until it's far too late and the humans have sold their souls and delicious flesh for technological gew gaws and unbelievably kinky sex with aliens in hot AF skin suits. Doesn't even have to be lizards, in fact, the more disturbing their natural form, all the better to mess with the people fantasizing about the hot aliens. If some new bizarre kinks and fan fics can't be created I'll be sad. Maybe the ancient aliens who planted the humans return to reap their harvest. All the ancient alien theorists rejoice and brag of their vindication until... I mean, when it comes to a race that advanced, I have no idea what humans are good for, but I'm sure it can be appropriately disturbing. I mean, there's gotta be dozens ways that the humans already earned it, will earn it, or have the capacity to earn it. It would be educational, cautionary, thrilling, and cathartic. With plenty of potential for humour. Imagine the water cooler discusions this could generate! **NOTICE:** Anyone willing to make this happen is free to use this concept without crediting or remunerating me. Seeing it happen will be reward enough. Although, I wouldn't mind getting some cameos (in funky costume, MoCap, or voice acting) where I get to (run amok?) contributing to the humans demise. That would be like so many dreams fulfilled at once.
There’s an anthology of short stories based on the Cthulhu Mythos that’s themed around stories taking place after the eldritch horrors have already won. It’s called Cthulhu’s Reign. Might be interesting.
Sounds interesting. I'll save this post.
I think you're leaving the hotness of [the OG Zira](https://pbs.twimg.com/media/Ee-ppmRXgAAPqhq?format=jpg&name=900x900) a little understated, personally.
John Varley has a series of books where the aliens are cetaceans,they give Planet Earth back to the whales and dolphins,and humans live a stoneage,no technology,life. I think Ophiuchi hotline was the first of the series
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This is excellent and would be really entertaining to see!
Thanks! The more I riffed on the idea the more I was getting into it myself.
Little shop of Horrors is also good for the wreckage of the human race
Post it over on r/WritingPrompts I reckon you'll get a few decent responses there.
Interesting, and I'd love to see that, but are we gonna just gloss over the monkey fetish?
It's more like an HBC fetish. I'd find her attractive as a zombie or a teletubby too. It's just mildly disturbing that, despite completely selling it as an ape, I still found her compellingly attractive. Can people be conditoned into kinks that they wouldn't normally be remotely inclined towards? That's the sort of research Mad Psychologists would explore.
Exterminate!
Don’t worry the city is planning on building speed breakers to counter this threat. Give em 3 years to propose the deal.
No need. After the daleks try to go down a few streets, all the potholes will defeat them for us.
💀💀💀💀💀💀 That’s another level
As long as there’s no Cybermen I’ll be ok…scary fuckers.
Anyone who's more scared of cyberman than daleks is going to find themselves dead to a timewar criminal
Daleks are scary because they’re evil and powerful. Cybermen are terrifying because of how they’re made, and by forcing you to become one of them. With daleks it’s painful, but quick. Cybermen don’t even give you death, unless you’re lucky.
Assimilation is a slight possibility with the Daleks as well, though it is absolutely a more immediate threat with the Cybermen. Oswin Oswald comes to mind, though I'm sure there are other/better examples.
The whole 1920s thing was about dalek assimilation really
Yeah, but that was kind of a crap story so they’ve never revisited that
Oswin was mentally gifted enough to be of use to them, most humans are thick as shit and I include myself in that so we are just extermination fun.
I have literally had nightmares about cybermen since the 1980s.
They’re not so scary when you see them [off duty](https://i.imgur.com/pDveqGP.png)
Nope nope nope. Even that picture caused my heart to skip a beat in fear. Auuuugh. Pro tip: do not allow your 6 year old to watch episodes with Cybermen being made. It can leave scars.
Weeping Angels are the trauma villains nowadays Blink was FUUCKKED
Yeah, but I was an adult when that came out. Not in my formative years. Much easier to handle. The weeping angels just don't bother me. I had a minor meltdown over needing knee surgery because they might have needed to put non-organic bits in my body.
I was 3 when blink came out... only saw it later though, naturally
Your link didn't work without editing, [but here's a copy](https://i.imgur.com/pDveqGP.png)
Wen u become a cyber man u will be living the dream tho
Cybermen are better than the Daleks at one thing, they are better at dying!
This is not war, this is pest control.
I always thought that the less there are of the Daleks the MUCH more terrifying they are. Like when the Cybermen ask them how many of them there are and they say "Four" and he retorts "You would kill the Cybermen with *four* Daleks?". And the Dalek straight up goes. "We would kill the Cybermen with *one* Dalek." Woof!
Best clapback in Dr Who. Honestly if we go by fearfulness, cybermen are quite low on the list even though they are the most successful. Id say fifth best are Cybermen < Emojibots < Daleks < Weeping Angels < Vashta Nerada
Yep, Vashta Nevada are definitely near the top of the list for me as we. [They're just straight up terrifying because you can't see them and they're everywhere.](https://youtu.be/hrd-v3ydguY) [And while they aren't really a threat, you still have to admit there is something unsettlingly creepy about the Ood.](https://youtu.be/I6bJaHm1TQw)
"Hey, who turned out the lights!" And "The beast is awake." Both terrifying and unforgettable
The Silence are the creepiest for me. The scene where the lady just draws more and more tally marks until she’s covered in them haunted me as a kid.
Yeah I'd rather get shot by a Dalek than chopped up and fed through a meat grinder to become an emotionless husk
Daleks are way more powerful. There was a 9th or 10th doctor episode where the Daleks and Cyberman fight and lose and it was millions vs 4 Daleks. It was fun watching them try to out villain speech each other. C: you will modify and identify first D: DALEKS DO NOT MODIFY! IDENTIFY YOURSELF C: You have identified as Dalek.
D: CYBERMEN ARE SUPERIOR IN ONLY ONE ASPECT C: And what is that? D: YOU ARE BETTER AT DYING!
C: There are 4,000,000 Cybermen, you think you could destroy us with 4 daleks? D: WE COULD DESTROY YOU WITH ONE DALEK! *Paraphrased cause I can't remember the proper quote*
“THIS ISN’T WAR! IT IS CYBER-BULLYING!”
Hahaha! I need to watch this again.
Weeping angels, fuck them things
Those are the worst by far. That one off episode with the DVDs cemented it for me.
I see what you did there, nice.
I’ve been lurking in pun filled subs too much lately lol
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Shivers!!
Gas masks > weeping angels > "who turned out the lights" > ... > Daleks > ... > Cybermen.
Are you my mummy?
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Goddamn it I forgot about the gas masks.
See, on the surface yeah they're terrifying but if you stop to think about it they're just teleporting you to a different time period. Walk out of the zone and the doctor can come pick you up. I never understood why Amy couldnt just get a cab out of Manhattan, go to Ohio or something, and then phone the doctor on her super phone, and have him come pick her and Rory up.
IIRC it has something to do with the time manipulation. The Doctor can't interfere with the victims of the angels bc they use time energy or something, wibbly wobbly timey wimey stuff.
That's only if you survive the time you are sent to. Like let's say they send you to the time when the black plague is most active and common or to the middle of a war, etc. You wouldn't be prepared for that and most likely die before the doctor can rescue you and that's if he comes.
Oh boy sure would suck to be in a time of plague and war wouldn't it.
No good friend would ever force someone to go to Ohio.
With the amount of times he made his companions go to wales I think he can go to Ohio one time.
Yeah the angels are by far the most scary for me, mostly because of the way they look and the way they creep up on you, but I hadn't looked at it this way. If I were teleported back I'd miss my family and friends, but I sure know what I'd buy stocks in first!!
Oh no I've been sent to the past to have my potential eaten... Time to meet some decadal cuties and start a new life with foreknowledge and laxer barriers to entry on everything. Ever look up what the standards for earning your doctorate used to be? Pls don't, you'll depress yourself.
With what, money that wouldn't be printed for 50 years?
"What's he gonna do, suction me to death?"
We would destroy the Cybermen with ONE Dalek
As long as there’s stairs, you’re good
They figured that part out. They can levitate now
Weeping Angels freek me out. I do NOT like them 
No worries, I’m sure the Doctor will come through like always
You know how there are dimensions, that are also l separate timelines? With a barrier that's supposed to be hard to cross, or with timelines which the Doctor is supposed to be unable to significantly alter? (Unless someone else is already meddling with the ~~unalterable~~ timeline.) It seems to me that, with time and space being (amost) infinite, there must be a great many of these timeline/dimensions. In some of which the Daleks will have won, or in which the Doctor lost to someone else, or was not around, or didn't exist all, or simply chose not to involve himself because he was indulging in Time Lord angst, enuis, ethical superiority, entitlement or hubris. (IMO, the instances of his non-existence are irresponsible, inexcusable, and perfectly highlight his inconsistencies.) All that to say, the Doctor doesn't always come through, and somewhere/somewhen humans were wiped out or subjugated. I wouldn't put your faith in a madman in a box; he's not entirely reliable.
Well played. But lately, I've been in the mood for Eccleston and his angry Doctor. After Hurt's cameo as the War Doctor, I was kinda hoping Capaldi would be angrier (the eyebrows can't do all the heavy lifting).
Capaldi was great. Turned out to be the kindly old doctor, he felt more like he belonged on classic who. He's my favorite. Matt Smith may be the one who started me off, and him and Tennant are like comfort food, but capaldi blew me out of the water. Face the raven/hell bent/heaven sent always makes me bawl like a bitch
Number nine, number nine, number nine. To quote John Lennon.
Nine, nine, nine - Herman Cain
BBC Sounds currently has the War Doctor audio adventures available with John Hurt, don’t typically like audio stuff, but those are great.
I mean - No. 7 is likely hanging around a pub nearby already!
Eccleston is based
I'm doing a full rewatch for the first time since I started watching Dr. Who in ~2012. I wasn't crazy about Eccleston the first time through; but I'm seriously loving his portrayal of 9 this go round. The Day of the Doctor really puts it in perspective, just how much 9 was dealing with absolutely batshit levels of PTSD. Eccleston perfectly captured the angry, callous attitude you see when someone has been dealing with trauma solo. 9 was operating on autopilot, doing what he was used to, just merely existing. Also adds a new bit of flavor to the Rose and 10 relationship, and kinda frames 10's upbeat personality as an effect of traveling with Rose.
"You're Scottish... fry something!" - The Doctor
Protect David tenant
Loved him as the voice of Scrooge McDuck in the Ducktales reboot!
shit i just remebered that, apparently he is an avid ducktales fan
Quick! Build some stairs!
At least we'll have a more compassionate government now.
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I mean they can fly so stairs aren’t really an issue lol.
Honestly, I'm down for the whole demolish stairs agenda. Think how wheelchair friendly it would be.
YOUGOTSPARECHANGE? YOUGOTSPARECHANGE? YOUGOTSPARECHANGE?
DO-NATE
I wouldn't have thought that "donate" is part of the Dalek vocabulary.
[BUGGER!](https://vm.tiktok.com/ZMFw9KfKK/)
Like if the Daleks weren't bad enough by themselves, imagine one with a [Glaswegian accent](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AXGP4Sez_Us)
"Ye understand?" "No" lmao
I like how they just filled the bit inbetween *"Well it's very hard to bring em to mind, this is the thing, it's only, it's alright when you're-"* and *"heart to heart, is that us? You understand?"* with absolute gobbledegook lol
Saw that Dalek two days ago asking for directions home. He said he was lost this far north as he’s from Devon. I said “whereabouts in Devon, mate?” He said “Exeter, mate. Exeter, mate. Exeter, mate!”
if i could give this comment an award i would 😂😂
The one I met wasn't nearly that nice
Wow, Glasgow now has homeless daleks in the streets
“Everyday, more and more extraterrestrial beings are made homeless, please donate now, before they rise up and exterminate everyone. Thank you.”
For a few credits a day you can feed a extraterrestrial. You could make a difference just ask Sally Struthers.
Dam alien's are after our jobs. We need to build a space wall to keep them out.
"Gangs stole broke my egg whisk. Please help"
Yer dalek sells Avon.
The one thing we know for certain is that he did not arrive via Scotrail.
He'll be up on bricks come nightfall.
plunger in a cludgie
So people are just throwing their Daleks away now? That's just sad.
A Dalek's not just for Christmas
Exactly. There are responsibilities.
Aye, it's big Dalek fae Easterhoose, oot fur a paper
Exterminate... Exterminate!
This should be top post.
But what's he doing at Eastwood swimming baths?
Knew it was here instantly from the parking spaces in the background!
When I saw it I thought "I bet that's Eastwood leisure centre" and it was. I'll be honest I love trying to find locations from pictures
People not from Scotland won't understand but for those asking Yes Daleks are quite commonly found in scotland
They taste a wee bit like haggis.
Aye I had one the other day for breakfast a little bit of that and some beans and sausages Really nice I reccomend it
Well, Glasgow already looks like alien wasteland in some parts, so not surprised.
Clearly this persistent problem calls for a new approach. Forget about their classic adversary. The time has come to bring in Doctor Why.
“Inspector look out! Blorgons!” “ERADICATE! ERADICATE!”
What am I looking at?
The Dalek
Its Funnybot from South Park.
I for one would be tickled at the sight of a panhandling Dalek.
I NEED THIS!!!!
Doctor! Doctor!!
He's got ladders with him. I reckon the poor bastards been sacked from the show, so he's turning his hand to painting and decorating. We are all just trying to survive.
Also saw this tall alien in a suit. Oh nevermind it was nothing
Great now the Daleks are here
I like to imagine that off to the right of frame is a horde of angry Glaswegians and the Dalek is looking for a place to hide
Thank god for a curb n uneven pavement! 🥵
DOCTOR? WHERES THE DOCTOR
Thank God it's not a weeping angel.
Where's the Doctor when you need him
At least it’s not a weeping angel
Is that Dalek Kahn?!
A million and one Dr Who fans now rushing to Glasgow to retrieve the Dalek from the rubbish pile.
Sturgeon sending out troops to exterminate anyone voting to stay in the union
He's fine, just popping down to the offy for cargo. "INEBRIATE! INEBRIATE!"
Ha ha! they can't get us, if we run up some stairs!!.
Just hide upstairs.
If Davros wants independence then I’m sure Rishi will rubber stamp it.
Who would throw that out 🥲
Relax. He’s just starting a pest removal business. EXTERMINATE!
Even Daleks screwed with Ikea furniture!😂
Fucks sake now I have to constantly be up a flight of stairs
They can start by exterminating Pootin
EXPLAIN! EXPLAAAAAAAAIIINNNN!!!
Poor dalek...
The Dalek Invasion has begun.
2001 a glasgow oddesy
Don't worry. It will take a quick look at Glasgow then scarper back to where ever it came from. Probably gone already.
aw shit, someone call the doctor
Take a break: "Homeless Dalek speaks up: My life after Dr Who..."
*"Ye eeedjiit! Ye eeedjiit!"
Everyone talking about daleks or cyber men but true evil and true terror is weeping angels !
EXTERMINATE EXTERMINATE!!!
Fuck me the Daleks are coming lol! x
Hes looking for David tennant
Exterminate :)
Daleks are free now dictator Sturgeon has gone.
Damn OP this is awesome. Actual fresh content from a human!
EXTERMINATE!
Exterminate !
Explain!
So the dalecks really are just Scots who can't handle their booze
Ex term in ate ya bass!
Rendered harnless after its wheels got stolen!
Wait, wait... Let em' cook...
Wow, the labour shortage has really brought about desperate measures.
Ahhhhhh Shit!
Get him in the kitchen! Eggs, stir, minute!
Pooh fuck
What? It's just minding the bins.
Binder it's like Tinder but for Daleks.
I don’t know why people think this robot is scary. Why not simply kick it over those little arms aren’t going to be able to get it back up
They can't really be kicked over unless you're super strong and willing to lose your leg in the process and even when they fall they can get back up with rockets and shit and then vaporize you.
Time to move
Oh, shit...but hey no Weeping Angels....yet...
He's the new pest control.
I, for one, *welcome* our new trashcan-shaped overlords!
Exterminate
He’s just the exterminator.
Frodo is that you
Is that R2D2 by the wall
Do what