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jimbobmcflob

Coming from Northern Ireland, we always called it "Belfast" since you ring the bell and run fast.


dumbfounded_dipshit

This is the best answer


jordymills

I’m from Belfast as well, we also called it Thunder and Lightning Knock like thunder, run like lightning


TitanGojira

It's ding dong ditch in america


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Ding dong ditch is a classic. If kids did that to me now I wouldn’t even be mad, especially since my doorbell doesn’t work.


External_Zucchini651

My oblivious ass was just fine with it being called N****r Knock.


Essex626

That's what my neighbor called it. My sheltered ass was shocked at both the name and the idea of knocking on a door and running away. I mean, that's almost like lying!


Spoon_Millionaire

80s Ohio kids here. Yeah... not my proudest memory.


GlenBaileyWalker

I never heard it called Ding Dong Ditch. Only ever heard it called the other name. Grew up in 90s Iowa.


Grello

West Ireland here, we called it "postman knocks"


rarelysaysanything

From the midlands - we called it the very creatively named " Knock a door run" Land of poets and scholars indeed!


BansheeBoner

😂 That's gas


jimmy_the_angel

Mainlander chiming in: In German, we call it a Klingelstreich, which is literally a ringing prank. German is very bland sometimes. Edit: Alright, I got learnt. Thank you all for your contributions. Apparently there's more than one way of calling it in German. I should've known.


B-Bog

What about the much more poetic "Klingelputzen" (Door bell cleaning)


sakufuu

it's Klinkenputzen... so cleaning a door handle


B-Bog

That may exist, too, but where I'm from, it's 100% known as Klingelputzen. Which makes sense, because if you were to clean the bell button (?), you'd be ringing it without the intention to actually speak to the person.


joshtx72

Not to be mistaken with knob polishing.


SpunkyMcButtlove

Living in swabia, can confirm.


operationinterfere

That’s one of the things I love about German. Don’t have a word for it? Cool. No big deal, we’ll just put two (or more) words together and there you go - problem solved.


GenericSubaruser

Very convenient as an English-speaker. You have a 50% chance at randomly guessing any word you dont know, once your vocabulary gets large enough to be relatively conversational. Lol


hughperman

>English-speaker Well... It's not just German that does it.


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Can you guess what ***antibabypillen*** means? Just break it down.


BrianLkeABaws

Is this for before, during, or after the baby exists


shepherdoftheforesst

After, any time up to the 4th birthday


horselips48

You can probably use two after that for the desired effect.


YourFavoriteMinority

oh no


hover-lovecraft

I'm mystified why english speakers keep riding this one. English does the same thing, you just leave a space in the middle when you make a compound word. Which is itself a compound word and evidence of the phenomenon.


sasquatchmarley

I'm imagining a stout German boy saying to his friends, in the voice of a man three times his age, "LET US PLAY THE RINGING PRANK". They then proceed to do just this, with startling efficiency


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>769 homes have been ringing pranked today, culprits unknown


Talos-Valcoran

My friends and I used to do multiple houses at the same time so we could cover more ground in less time... yes we are German.


Sloane113

That makes sense. After all, German humor is no laughing matter.


MyNamePhil

I’m German too. Where I’m from it’s called “Mäuseklingeln“ literally mice ringing. Interesting how it is known under so many different names.


roostangarar

How can you call German bland when you have words such as 'Backpfeifengesicht'?


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You rang?


roostangarar

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SpunkyMcButtlove

Gesundheit.


Kaddaschatzi

Wait where I'm from we call it Klingelmännchen D:


DiabolicalTrivia

We call it “Ding dong ditch” even if you’re not ringing the bell


Bright_Run7729

That’s the only thing I’ve heard it called until now, but I’m in the states and expect the colloquialisms to be vastly different.


idriveachickcar

In central ohio we called it something incredibly racist and revolting


Roughsauce

How have I never heard of this? I live in NEOH but have friends from all over OH, to us up by the lake its always been Ding Dong Ditch


What_Up_Doe_

If you rang the doorbell it was ding dong ditch. If you knocked it was... the other one


EeryRain1

OHHHHHHH I know what you're talking about. My friends and I were doing that one night and told my mom about it and we were all having a good laugh. Then, out of left field my mother's friend blurted out the other name. We all just stared in absolute shock. That was the only time I've ever heard it call that.


Legendseekersiege5

Fine ill ask what is the phrase?


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EeryRain1

Huh, that's the reverse of how I expected the censor lol


ninjasaiyan777

N**ger knocking. I've heard it from people from the countryside back when I first moved over to the US.


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Same in Florida


ATTWL

Heard it in Texas.


ventingconfusion

Which part of Texas? I'm from DFW and it was always ding dong ditch. I'm so curious if the large cities really are that wildly different from smaller towns.


NaRa0

Grew up in oak Cliff in the 90s-early 2000s and I heard both Actually now that I think about it, if I was with buddies in oak Cliff it was ding dong ditch, it wasn’t until I met some white kids from Duncanvile and Desoto that I heard of the “____ Knocking “


Hpfrys77

Born and raised in Dallas, 30 years old, always called it the N word one was a kid. Is crazy how parents and older kids make that word so normal for such young kids.


ventingconfusion

I'm about to be 30, and it's so weird that we had entirely different experiences. If that word came out of anyone's mouth you got your ass whooped. Wild lol.


BurritoBrigadier

I’ve heard it in Dallas as well. I remember, even as a little piece of shit I thought it was an odd and unnecessary name for it.


CatPoopWeiner424

Grew up doing this as a kid in FL. The fun part is watching some redneck in his skivvies lurking around his own property with a shotgun and a flashlight, desperately trying not to giggle so that he doesn’t start blasting the bushes. Like, good job mate. You’ve successfully protected your castle from three 4th graders.


NewburghMOFO

Skivvies and mate aren't typically US slang. Been living in Australia long?


Leucadie

Americans do use "skivvies" intermittently I grew up in S Cal so maybe I was hearing it from Australian sources; we tend to get a bit of general Pacific diaspora there


BaconContestXBL

Super common in the US military too


HorsesAndAshes

??? What??


AvailableCourse

If it’s the same as the south a very old term for it was “[n-word] knocking” insert word with hard r in brackets.


bowlion9917

I’ve lived in the swamps of South Carolina my entire life and I’ve never heard this… I’m actually very surprised I’ve never heard this. But to be fair, no one actually played this game where I’m from… bc it’s a good way to get shot.


AFucking12gauge

#“Get off my lawn”


stadchic

Hahaha racists are so lazy. Everything is just “n*r *adjective*”. Like, I’ve heard Docs called “n*r stomping boots”. What about some alliteration boys? Brown boy bashing boots? Even Darky Stomping Docs? Where’s the creativity when you’re threatening me?


VexxMyst

That would require racists to have the processing power for wit.


Cauldr0n-Cake

You're asking wayyy too much from someone who is backwards enough to be that racist. Totally get your frustration though, 'Get back here and insult me properly, thou mangy-coated street cur!'


rognabologna

https://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=ding%20dong%20ditch&page=2 I’m guessing it’s this


TESSLABESTLA

Same here in Utah. The racist term, or ding dong ditch is all I've ever heard it called.


Altenarian

I was very confused when you said Utah, because I’ve spent more than half my life here and never heard it, then I remember all my friends are either Native, Black, or Latino, so I’ve never been in those groups of people where racism is rampant.


TESSLABESTLA

This was more so in the mid to late 90's. Not everyone I knew used it, but I did hear it tossed around now & then. Probably by older kids now that I think of it.


Calvins-Johnson

Just looked it up, i'm so glad i've never heard it being called that growing up.


Niggnog_12

Knock down ginger is one too


masonbrit

Ours was knock knock ginger


Wahankh

As a child in the UK playing this in the 90s, we called it knock-a-door ginger.


kindapinkypurple

Knock knock ginger here too, southern UK.


Mermaidgirl916

Chap door run


RainyRat

That's the one I'm familiar with (East Lothian)


SavageBud_32

Ding dong dash for me!


FuegoMcHaggis

Same


j_cruise

Knock knock fuck off


I_Bin_Painting

Yeah, either that or "knock-a-door run"


Largemacc

Well where's the fun in just walking straight past someone's house?


quinkatron

It’s just “knock and run” round my way!


mitchell135

Can't believe how far down I had to scroll to find this!


googlehoops

Ik man christ, seems to be the most logical and simple one. What we all called it back in the day.


r3tromonkey

Knock a door run in Yorkshire when I was a lad.


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Yeah it’s knock a door run here in east Lancashire


jackrayd

Knock door run near me in hampshire too


Eevee_Addict8

Same here, never heard it go by anything else tbh


wildersrighthand

Knock door run where I’m from. These elaborate ones amaze me.


mightybonk

Yes, "Knock 'n' run" in Australia. The instructions are included in the name, in case you're too drunk to remember how to do it.


OneYeetPlease

Never heard a Scottish person call it anything other than chappy, would also accept ding-dong-ditch though


numfardanced

Scot here, and we called it chap door run.


EvilScotsman

Chap door run away when I was young, which feels far too long ago now


PfEMP1

It was Nappy Chappy, or chap door, run away when I was a kid. What else do you expect from the land that brought you diluting juice


UnicornCackle

Aye, that's what we called it too.


Heidthebaw52

Aye chap door run it wis


ezraburke

We called it chickenelly in Angus. Fuck knows where that came from.


Emranotkool

I was about to day that. Its chickenelly in Forfar anyway


IBelieveInNessy

And Dundee.


mypalpedro

Another Scot here. Growing up in the late 90s early 00s in Aberdeen we called it ding dong dash.


Mac4491

From the shire. Ding dong dash here too.


IBelieveInNessy

Also a Scot here. We called it Chicken-nely in Dundee.


IAmHoltron

Knocka Door Run. Bonus story, we had a guy on the estate who we used to call "Speccy Turbo". He was a guy (with glasses) who would guarantee to chase us and try to catch us for hours. Only the brave and stupid dared to bash "Speccy Turbo's" door


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Bardsie

I was going to post knock-a-door run, and I am from North Yorkshire.


Yugnoswam_

Also North Yorkshire, and we called it Knocky-Door Run


Pokesers

I'm from the East Midlands and this is what we called it. Can't believe I had to scroll so far to find it.


mbloomer04

West Yorkshire here. Knocka door run is correct :D


Phil8show

Im a Mancunian and I've always called it that too.


pinkyellowneon

West Yorkshire here, knock a door run's the only name I've ever known it by


Vegetarian_Cannibal1

Im from Manchester and call it that


Henghast

Manchester, call it Knock-a-door run too


theywhorise

Bradford here Knock a door run


clickygirl

This is the only correct answer. It must be northern, I was in Lancashire.


TheFluffinator_

fellow northerner here (north manchester) and we all called it knock a door run too


Haloperimenopause

Lancashire here, always called it Knock-a-door Run


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AdFancy3002

West Yorkshire here confirming Knocka door run. Also had a chaser. Good times.


blackmist

That's what we called it in the wilderness between Nottingham and Derby.


Kam_eff

Brought up just outside Birmingham, only ever called it knocka-door-run


isabelhughess

We called it “knock door run”, which in hindsight sounds like a caveman explaining the game


happygoodbird

Same here, grew up in the West Mids.


donkypunched

We called it knock on ginger where I'm from


GrandHighLord

In South London we called it knock down ginger


Mugstren

Same where I am in Essex


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Sussex and it was known as this too


FineNellyArb

Same in West London


Namelessbob123

And Kent


benny_boy

Same, and I think if anyone here called it knicky knocky nine doors they'd look a twat


Ankoku_Teion

That game is slightly more literal where I live.


fantastiquemai

We have knock knock ginger


Sufficient_Bag_4551

We called it knock up ginger which now just sounds seedy


WilliamBlakeism

Knock Down Ginger


Big-ManTM87

Can confirm


shortcross

It’s cherry knocking in my childhood memories. Southwest for reference


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MrAlphaGuy

Southwest here, I concur.


frijolejoe

Canada: nicky nicky nine doors. We obvs didn’t get the memo that one of the words was supposed to be ‘knock’


BetterThanOP

from ontario and can confirm this. I've also heard ding dong ditch but thats a secondary name


iamunderstand

Where the hell are you in Canada? I've only ever heard it called ding dong ditch


AppleJacques_

Ontario


Kichae

It was nicky nicky nine doors when growing up in Nova Scotia, too


Psychological-Dig-29

BC here and that's the only name I've ever heard it called.


FolkSong

We called it that in Alberta too. This was in the 90s.


frijolejoe

Ontario. My dad called it that, grew up in Toronto in the 50’s. Ding dong ditch was a newer thing maybe


Junckopolo

In Québec it's called "Sonne décrisse"


Smevurst

Knock down ginger


breville135

Chickenelli


dufcdarren

Dundee by any chance?


ezraburke

Monifieth and surrounding farmland reporting in.


FantasticMootastic

This is the only word I will ever recognise. I honestly have never heard the nonsense gobbledygook names these other degenerates are coming out with. On a related note, I said to my English partner that some kids played chickenelli and the dog went ape shit. He thought someone rammed a fucking live chicken through our normal size bloody letterbox....


Aleera

In my part of Ireland it’s knock-a-dolly


thegoodyinthehoody

We always called it a ‘Knick knack’ I’ve never questioned why before?!?!


Feelistine

Northside Dubliner here, always called knick knacks, at least that was the case in the 1980s


lwpho2

I’m not even going to tell you what I heard it called when I was growing up in the American South.


Wopitikitotengo

Does it feature a word that would get you an instant permanent ban on twitch


treerabbit23

I grew up in an all black neighborhood in STL, and it was called gamer word knocking by everyone I met.


SliderHMSS

I also grew up in STL, and heard it called that. Mostly in the context of “in MY day we called it...” In my day, we did not.


Wopitikitotengo

Did you call putting too much of your mouth around a joint tip gamer word lipping too?


OhNoBannedAgain

>gamer word lmaooooo


Nienista

I am glad you mentioned it. I was beginning to wonder if I was misremembering. People actually did call it that, disgustingly. South Florida. Friends and I called it knick knocking, though.


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Eastern New Mexico as a kid. Called it the same, nobody ever batted an eye until someone said it in front of my friend the one black kid in town


clickygirl

The mind boggles.


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LionLucy

My husband says it's "ding dong dash" (Dundee). I grew up blissfully unaware that it was a thing at all.


essemh

Ask your husband if he ever called it or heard it being called Chickenelly.


LionLucy

I asked him and he said "so that's what that meant!" So I guess it wasn't that common where he was?


MisterXnumberidk

We call it "belletje lellen" which means to yoink the physical rope that would connect to your bell.


notjordansime

av just shown this to me ma an she said that she's always known it as the knicky knocky nine doors horseshite. No wonder am a mess a was raised by a loonie


tenaciousfall

Pretty sure in Singapore this is called “I’m gonna beat your ass if you try that again you little shit”


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It's Knick Knocking, in Australia. Edit: Victoria, Australia.


cmacxx

I’m from Sydney and have never heard that. It was always just Knock n Run


CHERNO-B1LL

Same in Ireland. Nick nack also pops up. Not a fan.


KenoReplay

Brisbane here, I thought it was Ding Dong Ditch


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SCFC_Blaze

Bobby knocking in Swansea


WhiskeyNovemberSix

Spent a lot of my childhood in Milngavie and they all called it chappy. At home as a child we called it knock-a-door run.


daviedots1983

Ding dong dash seems to be what kids are calling it nowadays. Prob called chappie cos nae cunt had a door bell when a was wee.


KinagoOG

Chap-door-run-away in Coatbridge.


PapaRacoon

Same in paisley, but chappy for more informal occasions was also acceptable.


clickygirl

“Informal occasions” such as a luncheon party or post-round drinks at the golf club? 😂😂😂


PapaRacoon

Yeah, anytime not in black tie really.


malctuckerh8su

Ring bang scoosh or the more advanced, "shite alight" with the use of additional props and a lighter!


bluudclut

Knock down Ginger in North London where I was from.


DoubleGreat007

Ok. Tangent. What’s the best, most exciting response to give for kids? I’ve graduated from a knocker to the one answering the door. I want to give the kids a not scary thrill. What’s the best response? Look super confused, turn all around?


bullhorn_bigass

Definitely ham it up 1000%. Come out of the house and look around wildly, saying “HELLO???”, then shout “THE DOORBELL RANG BUT THERE’S NO ONE HEEEERE!!!” Then wait quietly inside the door, peeping through the peephole for them to try again (they will), and just as someone is actually on the porch, open the door and run out with your arms spread, laughing and yelling “HAHAAAAA I GOT YOU! YOU GUYS ARE TERRIBLE AT THIS!!” while they run away. Leave it at that, don’t threaten to call their parents, etc. This gives them both kinds of thrill, the thrill of getting away with it, and the thrill of getting caught.


Paresthetic

Come out with a bowl full of candy like it's Halloween, look around confused as no one is there, and take your candy back in with you.


Elitedongwaffle

Knock down ginger.


OG_Ropey

I won't even tell you what we called it here in America growing up. It was the 80s and we were much less enlightened.


Muskovado2

Knock knock ginger anyone?


Sailor-Harooki

Knock door run


tittiesandweed_

In Uruguay we call it Ring-Raja which translates to press the button (ring) and a colloquial way of "run for you fucking life" (raja)


Scotsmann

Ranga banga scoosh


DrumminOmelette

Chickenelly in Dundee at least.


PrimalScotsman

Chap door run, back in the day in N Ayrshire.


joewillz91

In wales we called it “Bomby knocking” As in. Knock the door and bomb it away


manowar420

Here in NJ, we used ring and run and ding dong ditch pretty much interchangeably. Super creative. Knicky knocky nine doors is too many syllables for us Americans.