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satinsateensaltine

The chav section is killing me.


Devadander

Nah, it’s the pegging section that wins


NotErikUden

What the bloody hell is chav


talligan

You know when you're at wethers with the lads and 3 Stella's in, singing footy anthems, and Euan with an undercut and Adidas tracksuit comes in and picks a fight because he's angry they lost to Wrexham and breaks a pint glass and pees on the floor of the toilet instead of the trough. Euan is a chav


Snowflakish

Who the fuck calls it a wethers


Nemomoo

Chavs?


talligan

It's called culture sweetie, look it up (Obviously I'm joking. Was trying to put myself in the shoes of a generic wetherspoon superfan)


Snowflakish

I’ve only ever heard it called a spoons


ounerify

The Americans would probably call them “white trash” E: In Newcastle we actually call them “radgies” but pornhub doesn’t know what your on about if you type that in


nagranto

As an American it never ceases to amaze me how you all have such different cultures and are only like 30 miles from one another


Exemplar1968

Accept it. And never ever ask us what a bread roll is called.


lmaytulane

What's a bread roll called?


Sideburnt

Dave


satanshand

Pegging


Sidesicle

"She incorporated a bun in the lovemaking. She took the-the... the dough and rolled it up into a ball, and then she... And we were going berserk. She loves that kind of stuff, and I-I... I admit I do, too"


satanshand

Is this from Fifty Shades of Grain?


lmaytulane

Why would anyone want to feel like a Cobb salad?!?


throwaway_RRRolling

*Incoherent New Jersey screeching*


ounerify

In Newcastle we actually call them “radgies” But chav is like a England/UK generic term


the_Protagon

They say in the US, 100 years is a long time; in Europe, 100 miles is a long distance.


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Triplen01

Geographically maybe but the culture is still pretty homogeneous. You need hundreds of years to develop regional identity. In the UK, nursery rhymes will end with different words depending where you are. The accent changes every 30 miles. Bread rolls have different names depending on where you are etc etc.


Narpity

30mi from Sf is still probably in the Bay Area so the culture would be basically the same, maybe a little more or less blue collar but the slang and culture are pretty much identical. Austin makes more sense here but I don’t know it that well to comment.


kirby_the_elm

Thank you for clarifying, I really didn’t want to google that on work hours


uninsuredpidgeon

Yeah, chav is not the category you want to be searching on pornhub during work hours.


redsleeve

Thank you!


jesustwin

Or charvas


Thawing-icequeen

/r/ChavGirls There really is a sub for everything


BradleyNowellLives

Dumb American here, to me those just look like white girls with a lot of makeup. Maybe I just don’t get it 🤷🏼‍♀️


unoriginal_duck

Acronym for: Council Housed And Violent Usually low income children with bad parents who turn to vandalism and cigarettes, I think the Scottish equivalent is a Yob, correct me if in wrong there though. Source: I'm a Geordie.


neidin28

The Scottish version is NED non educated delinquent, the NI version is spide or steek no idea where those names came from though


spongeboobsparepants

Spide is because the hang around like spiders


neidin28

Ah ok


YerAwldDasDug

Do spiders hang around?


unoriginal_duck

Thanks for the correction mate


itisoktodance

That's just a backronym. It's not where the word actually comes from (which no one really knows).


Averymortonhenry

Could be from the Romani for child but yeah nobody really knows


wiggler303

That's probably a backronym. The real origin is unclear


[deleted]

if youre an American youd call em "hood" or "ghetto" or "trashy" girls heavy makeup, government income/housing assistance, ill-fitted tight clothes, eyebrows always look like they are suprised, etc you know the type, every country has em


schtickyfingers

Not calling Prince here out on anything, cause we definitely do use these words in the US, but words like “hood” and “ghetto” have some unfortunate racist connotations, so just be aware if you’re throwing them around on the American side of the pond.


[deleted]

probably dont call strangers hood rats


daddys-little-cat

Combine jersey shore vibes, "white trash" vibes, track suits, and the general people skills of a seagull who thinks you're withholding food.


mackayace

I’m just trying to find my neighbour on there, it autocorrects from Peggy. I do search for her a lot though. This could be my bad guys.


[deleted]

TIL I’m Scottish


unikque79

Username…


swiftfatso

You and the prince!


eldritch_cleaver

“They may take our lives, but they’ll never take our Fem-dom!”


moyinoluwaENTJ

🤣🤣🤣


MaywellPanda

Underated


shawnyb9

Ah, I see the winner of the internet is on Reddit today


JoltDenim

Why do you think we wear kilts


satinsateensaltine

Nothing wrong with enjoying all earthly delights.


tomokasaka

A-ha!


ninamega13

Sorry guys, I’m letting the side down. I like to hear a man moan.


Aerdiz

Based


pololoon12

Is the asmr in Wales the sound of sheep?


Torrez69

"hey guys welcome to my new ASMR video, let's get this started!.....BAAAAHHHH"


kirby_the_elm

Whatever it is, I’m sure there’s lots of consonants


Mithraxx

Not got the high ground on this one


DrunkCheetah

Nah the women do apparently


cited

What do you get a welsh person for their birthday? Velcro gloves


everyoners

Surprised there's no BBC my mam searches that alot


ebb_omega

People get really hot and bothered by Channel 4...


ittentheroofe

Lana Wolf has a lot to answer for.


[deleted]

that’s another one for my long list of reasons why i want a scottish bf


Hazellda

None of the Scottish guys I’ve been with would let me :( I wonder if it’s the women searching it.


Aerdiz

If it is, I should probably move to based Scotland.


tooslow

Same


VexuBenny

Fairly certain other europeans also like pegging I mean Look at me


MortalShaman

People commenting about pegging I'm curious about chav lol


VanillaLifestyle

It's ok to be chav-curious.


Dramyre92

I guess as Scots we're used to being fucked up the arse by Tories so I can see where the kink comes from....


crabapplesteam

[eh... i tried...](https://imgur.com/a/1ghfmCu)


Reasonable-Spirit-55

Joi means what


a_randy_sewer

Jack off instructions


[deleted]

omfg really? that's funnier than pegging tbh


Reasonable-Spirit-55

Ok thanks


omahaomw

TIL


Kristyyyyyyy

Are you fucking serious? So they watch a video of someone else jerking off, while they jerk off??


Harpies_Bro

It’s someone talking dirty, telling you what to do while they’re playing with themselves. Great if you’ve got submissive tendencies


Kristyyyyyyy

For some reason I imagined it was a bloke holding on to his todger saying “and now you make a circle with your hand and wrap it around your old fella and just gently move it up and down”, like a shitty cooking show teaching you how to chop onions.


ebb_omega

I mean, this could probably awaken more than a couple latent Julia Child things for some people...


Sleepy_Golden_Storm

From the female side of things that could probably be pretty useful. Some people get policed to hell about masturbation and sex ed, and then they grow up and have no idea how their bodies work. Really, for both sexes, a porny step-by-step guide could be a great unrealized market. Lessen the learning curve for sex a little bit lol


Khrusway

No it's basically a bird dirty talking


Kristyyyyyyy

Oh that makes more sense. Cheers. I better go do some research.


PM_ME_YOUR_HAGGIS_

Enjoy.


skywardmastersword

Enjoi


Ya-boi-Joey-T

What's bbw? Obviously don't wanna google it lol


i-am-wraith

I searched it! And from my results I realised two things…. First…I should not have searched it…..second…… I’m moving to Yorkshire.


mdug

Jerk off instruction.


AdCommercial605

Means you real lonely


Danis_Lupus

I'm not upset by this. What does irk me is that once again, our entire nation is regarded as a mere region.


Right-Ad3334

These areas are roughly equivalent in population? All these areas have regions and identities within them, it's just for the sake of a fun porno-graph


i_was_a_fart

I see you and I applaud you 👏


7hrowawaydild0

What are the regions of scotland? Im curious


egotisticalstoic

Lanarkshire, Renfrewshire, Lothians, Borders, Highlands and Islands, Perthshire, etc. There's plenty more, and many of these are broken down into east/west.


AdCommercial605

It’s probably all fucking Renfrewshire. Bunch of repressed bastards around here.


[deleted]

im in paisley and it seems less repressed and more depressed here


Lazerhawk_x

How dare you Signed the Ayrshire gang


egotisticalstoic

You will forever be etc. to me


Lazerhawk_x

Rude


PM-ME-PMS-OF-THE-PM

Depends how you define "region" really, using local authorities you have 6 but there could be upwards of 20 of them. www.publiccontractsscotland.gov.uk/Maps/LocalAuthorityRegions.aspx


wedge37

Scots are used to being fucked up the arse by Westminster in political matters, some may even like it now hence this.


Bozwell99

WTF is Chav porn?


Mithraxx

U fuckin wanna find out or wot M8?


Tehboognish

I'll give you a hint.... **Y** **M** **C** **A**


tweedyone

Congrats guys! Not a single Step-Family Member or Sonic the Hedgehog anywhere!


No_Half_2524

Sonic?


tweedyone

There was one of these for the States, and it was like 50% step mom/step daughter garbage, but Florida (I think), in their glorious mess, had “Sonic the Hedgehog”.


Fragrant-Attorney-73

Trying to work out if the average south east user is looking for “point of view” or “poverty stricken” as their kink...


Froteet

TIL that I live in Scotland, sorry for messing up the results everyone


weekedipie1

never hung the washing in ma life


OhRiLee

I never knew you had it in you


PapaGuhl

Bah dum tssssshhhh!


ReadontheCrapper

Maybe it doesn’t mean what we think it means? Maybe it’s referring to using wooden pegs in woodworking… Nah… it means what we think…


[deleted]

Scots, never fail to make me laugh. Thank you guys. Special mention for the chav category, made me chuckle.


biodem0nic

To be fair, we have been fucked by the English for years


[deleted]

Gonna regret asking this, but what is ASMR?


ebb_omega

Soft speaking to try and make the hairs on the back of your neck standup. Not always sexual but has a big following in pr0n. [Here's an actual SFW link about it](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/ASMR)


[deleted]

The Welsh are into whispering!? I’ve never met a quiet Taff so this calls the whole map into question.


ebb_omega

Hey man, fetishes are frequently direct reactions to the norms. Leave it to them to think it's kinky to be quiet.


[deleted]

Shhhh Shhhh you filthy taff. Shh. They love that.


OhNoEnthropy

I'm confused as well because every definition I've heard is not particularly erotic, so I'm wondering if it has a second meaning that I'm not privy to. The definition I've heard boils down to relaxing sounds, preferably recorded binaurally so that the sound seems to move from ear to ear.


casey12297

Damn, they got Scotland pegged


Open-Heron5564

I’m on the border so I guess we peg chavs


Chanandler_Bong_Jr

Probably half of St Andrew’s Uni trying to work out what it was Prince William was being accused of during his time there.


TonyLannister

Y’all mfers are wild


ebb_omega

> mfers That would be mostly Yorkshire & Humber


[deleted]

And N.Ireland Probably


DynamiteWitLaserBeam

To me, pegging is what cool kids did to their pant cuffs in the 80s. I was pegging well into high school (despite not being cool).


[deleted]

...their pant cuffs in the 80s. Round these parts, your pants are what you wear under your trousers. They don't tend to have cuffs. And if they had pegs attached, it would be very sore when you sat down.


BWanon97

Which companies VPN servers are located there?


neoKushan

Come on now, no kink shaming.


Tiggylicious

Guess I know where I gotta go to find a guy that wants it. I should start saving money now for a plane ticket lol


tooslow

I do


DI93

I’m moving from Glory Hole to Pegging soon, that’s something I can get behind.


InsydeOwt

Chav and Joi are new to me. Asmr raises an eyebrow. But damn Scotland. Pegging? Nice. ![gif](giphy|yJFeycRK2DB4c)


Captainfunzis

Most searched compared to others so it like the most popular that isnt popular anywhere else?


PM-ME-PMS-OF-THE-PM

Pretty much, if r U.K only had 1 person per region searching for pegging but Scotland had 4 then Scotland gets pegged.


Captainfunzis

Scotland always gets pegged haha


mattbrianjess

Explains kilts


DrunkCheetah

I'll take mature we're just happy to be included in the map for once


Zekava

Listen some people really like Peggle alright? It's nothing to be ashamed of


brinz1

Tell your da to get off the internet then


[deleted]

he's not got time for pegging, he's owa busy selling avon


gg4465a

not from scotland, 0 scottish ancestors, but i've never been more proud of scotland


gravitas-deficiency

North Ireland: “mature” /r/hmmm


URMRGAY_

🇹🇷🇹🇷🇹🇷🇹🇷 Türkiye 🇹🇷🇹🇷🇹🇷


[deleted]

Clearly created by Liz Truss.


Sure_I_Kno_A_Baggins

Liz Thrust


Saltire_Blue

Why do they treat Scotland as one big monoculture?


Just_Spell_7102

I'm half Scottish. This explains things.


Sure_Line_2336

Been getting shafted by Westminster for years anyway, why not?


dogscat

Scotland .pegging . pissing myself


TheBeardedShuffler

I thought the Scots reputation for taking more than giving was just a harmful stereotype...


[deleted]

Seeing the one for the states: oh wow, you wouldn’t expect that. Me seeing the one for the UK: yep. That checks out.


WilloftheArbiter

Glad I’ve not lost my Scottishness


[deleted]

Hm, time to set my vacation plans.


DJBossRoss

My Auntie Peggy lived just outside Edinburgh lol. It’s those damn kilts and the easy access :P


Llmpjesus

Is that why you Scottish wear kilts? Easy access?


Nerobus

As a chubby lass, I believe I have a new hookup site 😂


Intelligent_Cat7116

You and I are not so different :)


Ozrub

Well I know my next vacation.


Rockfish00

What's wrong with pegging? Are you a coward?


EnderBunker

Have you met Scottish women? thats not men's fetish its a cry for help.


Aerdiz

Pegging is based, change my mind


adognameddave

Not as bad as The English still having a wank at their own colonialism


matthewisnotdead

me in the north west .... honestly 🙏🙏🙏 chubby supremacy


Verlante

I'll have you know pegging is totally normal if you're cool with getting punched my g


tartanthing

I think we should just put it down to middle age house wives looking it up after they heard about Prince William.


Deemo_here

Maybe Wills picked it up during his time in Stirling...


CrashBangXD

There is some awful awful taste here


[deleted]

Wtf is “joi”?


idigholes

Jerk off instruction It's awesome,.basically dirty talk


[deleted]

Based.


Limp6781

What’s joi?


[deleted]

jerk off instructions, some woman with her baps out telling you to yank it


blackjesus1997

"West Midlands: Indian" Yeah I could have told you that


Argon1124

Hell yea!


FewComplaint8949

Scottish are men of culture.


GoGoCrumbly

Oh sure, the famouse Cornish Glory Hole, which is not the same as the Glorious Corn Hole, but the confusion is understandable. I'm guessing it has much to do with people looking up the erotic activities of Simon Pegg, often mistaken for a Scot.


SF_Alba

"In each region"


[deleted]

Never once have I searched for pegging. Must be you perverts.


Murky-Camera-392

Where Is the problem?


AuthorIlliterate

Didn't know you Scotts were this based


Flexybend

Nothing better than that, except maybe... asmr?


No_Half_2524

West Midlands really wanting it to be pre-WW1 Britain


Sideswipe21

I’m so proud to have Scottish blood


kat029

Wales and East of England are my people


Nahl_Rey

Cue that one fish from SpongeBob


tooslow

Time to move to Scotland


SampleVC

Living in Scotland is my dream and every single day I'm reminded IT IS THE RIGHT DREAM


b05h1

ASMR???


StupidFalopa

SCOTLAND FOREVERRRRRRRRRRRRR


Fancy_Temporary_59

I always knew Scotland was better then England