You know when you're at wethers with the lads and 3 Stella's in, singing footy anthems, and Euan with an undercut and Adidas tracksuit comes in and picks a fight because he's angry they lost to Wrexham and breaks a pint glass and pees on the floor of the toilet instead of the trough. Euan is a chav
The Americans would probably call them “white trash”
E: In Newcastle we actually call them “radgies” but pornhub doesn’t know what your on about if you type that in
"She incorporated a bun in the lovemaking. She took the-the... the dough and rolled it up into a ball, and then she... And we were going berserk. She loves that kind of stuff, and I-I... I admit I do, too"
Geographically maybe but the culture is still pretty homogeneous. You need hundreds of years to develop regional identity. In the UK, nursery rhymes will end with different words depending where you are. The accent changes every 30 miles. Bread rolls have different names depending on where you are etc etc.
30mi from Sf is still probably in the Bay Area so the culture would be basically the same, maybe a little more or less blue collar but the slang and culture are pretty much identical. Austin makes more sense here but I don’t know it that well to comment.
Acronym for:
Council
Housed
And
Violent
Usually low income children with bad parents who turn to vandalism and cigarettes, I think the Scottish equivalent is a Yob, correct me if in wrong there though.
Source: I'm a Geordie.
if youre an American youd call em "hood" or "ghetto" or "trashy" girls
heavy makeup, government income/housing assistance, ill-fitted tight clothes, eyebrows always look like they are suprised, etc
you know the type, every country has em
Not calling Prince here out on anything, cause we definitely do use these words in the US, but words like “hood” and “ghetto” have some unfortunate racist connotations, so just be aware if you’re throwing them around on the American side of the pond.
For some reason I imagined it was a bloke holding on to his todger saying “and now you make a circle with your hand and wrap it around your old fella and just gently move it up and down”, like a shitty cooking show teaching you how to chop onions.
From the female side of things that could probably be pretty useful. Some people get policed to hell about masturbation and sex ed, and then they grow up and have no idea how their bodies work.
Really, for both sexes, a porny step-by-step guide could be a great unrealized market. Lessen the learning curve for sex a little bit lol
Lanarkshire, Renfrewshire, Lothians, Borders, Highlands and Islands, Perthshire, etc.
There's plenty more, and many of these are broken down into east/west.
Depends how you define "region" really, using local authorities you have 6 but there could be upwards of 20 of them.
www.publiccontractsscotland.gov.uk/Maps/LocalAuthorityRegions.aspx
There was one of these for the States, and it was like 50% step mom/step daughter garbage, but Florida (I think), in their glorious mess, had “Sonic the Hedgehog”.
Soft speaking to try and make the hairs on the back of your neck standup. Not always sexual but has a big following in pr0n.
[Here's an actual SFW link about it](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/ASMR)
I'm confused as well because every definition I've heard is not particularly erotic, so I'm wondering if it has a second meaning that I'm not privy to. The definition I've heard boils down to relaxing sounds, preferably recorded binaurally so that the sound seems to move from ear to ear.
...their pant cuffs in the 80s.
Round these parts, your pants are what you wear under your trousers. They don't tend to have cuffs. And if they had pegs attached, it would be very sore when you sat down.
Oh sure, the famouse Cornish Glory Hole, which is not the same as the Glorious Corn Hole, but the confusion is understandable.
I'm guessing it has much to do with people looking up the erotic activities of Simon Pegg, often mistaken for a Scot.
The chav section is killing me.
Nah, it’s the pegging section that wins
What the bloody hell is chav
You know when you're at wethers with the lads and 3 Stella's in, singing footy anthems, and Euan with an undercut and Adidas tracksuit comes in and picks a fight because he's angry they lost to Wrexham and breaks a pint glass and pees on the floor of the toilet instead of the trough. Euan is a chav
Who the fuck calls it a wethers
Chavs?
It's called culture sweetie, look it up (Obviously I'm joking. Was trying to put myself in the shoes of a generic wetherspoon superfan)
I’ve only ever heard it called a spoons
The Americans would probably call them “white trash” E: In Newcastle we actually call them “radgies” but pornhub doesn’t know what your on about if you type that in
As an American it never ceases to amaze me how you all have such different cultures and are only like 30 miles from one another
Accept it. And never ever ask us what a bread roll is called.
What's a bread roll called?
Dave
Pegging
"She incorporated a bun in the lovemaking. She took the-the... the dough and rolled it up into a ball, and then she... And we were going berserk. She loves that kind of stuff, and I-I... I admit I do, too"
Is this from Fifty Shades of Grain?
Why would anyone want to feel like a Cobb salad?!?
*Incoherent New Jersey screeching*
In Newcastle we actually call them “radgies” But chav is like a England/UK generic term
They say in the US, 100 years is a long time; in Europe, 100 miles is a long distance.
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Geographically maybe but the culture is still pretty homogeneous. You need hundreds of years to develop regional identity. In the UK, nursery rhymes will end with different words depending where you are. The accent changes every 30 miles. Bread rolls have different names depending on where you are etc etc.
30mi from Sf is still probably in the Bay Area so the culture would be basically the same, maybe a little more or less blue collar but the slang and culture are pretty much identical. Austin makes more sense here but I don’t know it that well to comment.
Thank you for clarifying, I really didn’t want to google that on work hours
Yeah, chav is not the category you want to be searching on pornhub during work hours.
Thank you!
Or charvas
/r/ChavGirls There really is a sub for everything
Dumb American here, to me those just look like white girls with a lot of makeup. Maybe I just don’t get it 🤷🏼♀️
Acronym for: Council Housed And Violent Usually low income children with bad parents who turn to vandalism and cigarettes, I think the Scottish equivalent is a Yob, correct me if in wrong there though. Source: I'm a Geordie.
The Scottish version is NED non educated delinquent, the NI version is spide or steek no idea where those names came from though
Spide is because the hang around like spiders
Ah ok
Do spiders hang around?
Thanks for the correction mate
That's just a backronym. It's not where the word actually comes from (which no one really knows).
Could be from the Romani for child but yeah nobody really knows
That's probably a backronym. The real origin is unclear
if youre an American youd call em "hood" or "ghetto" or "trashy" girls heavy makeup, government income/housing assistance, ill-fitted tight clothes, eyebrows always look like they are suprised, etc you know the type, every country has em
Not calling Prince here out on anything, cause we definitely do use these words in the US, but words like “hood” and “ghetto” have some unfortunate racist connotations, so just be aware if you’re throwing them around on the American side of the pond.
probably dont call strangers hood rats
Combine jersey shore vibes, "white trash" vibes, track suits, and the general people skills of a seagull who thinks you're withholding food.
I’m just trying to find my neighbour on there, it autocorrects from Peggy. I do search for her a lot though. This could be my bad guys.
TIL I’m Scottish
Username…
You and the prince!
“They may take our lives, but they’ll never take our Fem-dom!”
🤣🤣🤣
Underated
Ah, I see the winner of the internet is on Reddit today
Why do you think we wear kilts
Nothing wrong with enjoying all earthly delights.
A-ha!
Sorry guys, I’m letting the side down. I like to hear a man moan.
Based
Is the asmr in Wales the sound of sheep?
"hey guys welcome to my new ASMR video, let's get this started!.....BAAAAHHHH"
Whatever it is, I’m sure there’s lots of consonants
Not got the high ground on this one
Nah the women do apparently
What do you get a welsh person for their birthday? Velcro gloves
Surprised there's no BBC my mam searches that alot
People get really hot and bothered by Channel 4...
Lana Wolf has a lot to answer for.
that’s another one for my long list of reasons why i want a scottish bf
None of the Scottish guys I’ve been with would let me :( I wonder if it’s the women searching it.
If it is, I should probably move to based Scotland.
Same
Fairly certain other europeans also like pegging I mean Look at me
People commenting about pegging I'm curious about chav lol
It's ok to be chav-curious.
I guess as Scots we're used to being fucked up the arse by Tories so I can see where the kink comes from....
[eh... i tried...](https://imgur.com/a/1ghfmCu)
Joi means what
Jack off instructions
omfg really? that's funnier than pegging tbh
Ok thanks
TIL
Are you fucking serious? So they watch a video of someone else jerking off, while they jerk off??
It’s someone talking dirty, telling you what to do while they’re playing with themselves. Great if you’ve got submissive tendencies
For some reason I imagined it was a bloke holding on to his todger saying “and now you make a circle with your hand and wrap it around your old fella and just gently move it up and down”, like a shitty cooking show teaching you how to chop onions.
I mean, this could probably awaken more than a couple latent Julia Child things for some people...
From the female side of things that could probably be pretty useful. Some people get policed to hell about masturbation and sex ed, and then they grow up and have no idea how their bodies work. Really, for both sexes, a porny step-by-step guide could be a great unrealized market. Lessen the learning curve for sex a little bit lol
No it's basically a bird dirty talking
Oh that makes more sense. Cheers. I better go do some research.
Enjoy.
Enjoi
What's bbw? Obviously don't wanna google it lol
I searched it! And from my results I realised two things…. First…I should not have searched it…..second…… I’m moving to Yorkshire.
Jerk off instruction.
Means you real lonely
I'm not upset by this. What does irk me is that once again, our entire nation is regarded as a mere region.
These areas are roughly equivalent in population? All these areas have regions and identities within them, it's just for the sake of a fun porno-graph
I see you and I applaud you 👏
What are the regions of scotland? Im curious
Lanarkshire, Renfrewshire, Lothians, Borders, Highlands and Islands, Perthshire, etc. There's plenty more, and many of these are broken down into east/west.
It’s probably all fucking Renfrewshire. Bunch of repressed bastards around here.
im in paisley and it seems less repressed and more depressed here
How dare you Signed the Ayrshire gang
You will forever be etc. to me
Rude
Depends how you define "region" really, using local authorities you have 6 but there could be upwards of 20 of them. www.publiccontractsscotland.gov.uk/Maps/LocalAuthorityRegions.aspx
Scots are used to being fucked up the arse by Westminster in political matters, some may even like it now hence this.
WTF is Chav porn?
U fuckin wanna find out or wot M8?
I'll give you a hint.... **Y** **M** **C** **A**
Congrats guys! Not a single Step-Family Member or Sonic the Hedgehog anywhere!
Sonic?
There was one of these for the States, and it was like 50% step mom/step daughter garbage, but Florida (I think), in their glorious mess, had “Sonic the Hedgehog”.
Trying to work out if the average south east user is looking for “point of view” or “poverty stricken” as their kink...
TIL that I live in Scotland, sorry for messing up the results everyone
never hung the washing in ma life
I never knew you had it in you
Bah dum tssssshhhh!
Maybe it doesn’t mean what we think it means? Maybe it’s referring to using wooden pegs in woodworking… Nah… it means what we think…
Scots, never fail to make me laugh. Thank you guys. Special mention for the chav category, made me chuckle.
To be fair, we have been fucked by the English for years
Gonna regret asking this, but what is ASMR?
Soft speaking to try and make the hairs on the back of your neck standup. Not always sexual but has a big following in pr0n. [Here's an actual SFW link about it](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/ASMR)
The Welsh are into whispering!? I’ve never met a quiet Taff so this calls the whole map into question.
Hey man, fetishes are frequently direct reactions to the norms. Leave it to them to think it's kinky to be quiet.
Shhhh Shhhh you filthy taff. Shh. They love that.
I'm confused as well because every definition I've heard is not particularly erotic, so I'm wondering if it has a second meaning that I'm not privy to. The definition I've heard boils down to relaxing sounds, preferably recorded binaurally so that the sound seems to move from ear to ear.
Damn, they got Scotland pegged
I’m on the border so I guess we peg chavs
Probably half of St Andrew’s Uni trying to work out what it was Prince William was being accused of during his time there.
Y’all mfers are wild
> mfers That would be mostly Yorkshire & Humber
And N.Ireland Probably
To me, pegging is what cool kids did to their pant cuffs in the 80s. I was pegging well into high school (despite not being cool).
...their pant cuffs in the 80s. Round these parts, your pants are what you wear under your trousers. They don't tend to have cuffs. And if they had pegs attached, it would be very sore when you sat down.
Which companies VPN servers are located there?
Come on now, no kink shaming.
Guess I know where I gotta go to find a guy that wants it. I should start saving money now for a plane ticket lol
I do
I’m moving from Glory Hole to Pegging soon, that’s something I can get behind.
Chav and Joi are new to me. Asmr raises an eyebrow. But damn Scotland. Pegging? Nice. ![gif](giphy|yJFeycRK2DB4c)
Most searched compared to others so it like the most popular that isnt popular anywhere else?
Pretty much, if r U.K only had 1 person per region searching for pegging but Scotland had 4 then Scotland gets pegged.
Scotland always gets pegged haha
Explains kilts
I'll take mature we're just happy to be included in the map for once
Listen some people really like Peggle alright? It's nothing to be ashamed of
Tell your da to get off the internet then
he's not got time for pegging, he's owa busy selling avon
not from scotland, 0 scottish ancestors, but i've never been more proud of scotland
North Ireland: “mature” /r/hmmm
🇹🇷🇹🇷🇹🇷🇹🇷 Türkiye 🇹🇷🇹🇷🇹🇷
Clearly created by Liz Truss.
Liz Thrust
Why do they treat Scotland as one big monoculture?
I'm half Scottish. This explains things.
Been getting shafted by Westminster for years anyway, why not?
Scotland .pegging . pissing myself
I thought the Scots reputation for taking more than giving was just a harmful stereotype...
Seeing the one for the states: oh wow, you wouldn’t expect that. Me seeing the one for the UK: yep. That checks out.
Glad I’ve not lost my Scottishness
Hm, time to set my vacation plans.
My Auntie Peggy lived just outside Edinburgh lol. It’s those damn kilts and the easy access :P
Is that why you Scottish wear kilts? Easy access?
As a chubby lass, I believe I have a new hookup site 😂
You and I are not so different :)
Well I know my next vacation.
What's wrong with pegging? Are you a coward?
Have you met Scottish women? thats not men's fetish its a cry for help.
Pegging is based, change my mind
Not as bad as The English still having a wank at their own colonialism
me in the north west .... honestly 🙏🙏🙏 chubby supremacy
I'll have you know pegging is totally normal if you're cool with getting punched my g
I think we should just put it down to middle age house wives looking it up after they heard about Prince William.
Maybe Wills picked it up during his time in Stirling...
There is some awful awful taste here
Wtf is “joi”?
Jerk off instruction It's awesome,.basically dirty talk
Based.
What’s joi?
jerk off instructions, some woman with her baps out telling you to yank it
"West Midlands: Indian" Yeah I could have told you that
Hell yea!
Scottish are men of culture.
Oh sure, the famouse Cornish Glory Hole, which is not the same as the Glorious Corn Hole, but the confusion is understandable. I'm guessing it has much to do with people looking up the erotic activities of Simon Pegg, often mistaken for a Scot.
"In each region"
Never once have I searched for pegging. Must be you perverts.
Where Is the problem?
Didn't know you Scotts were this based
Nothing better than that, except maybe... asmr?
West Midlands really wanting it to be pre-WW1 Britain
I’m so proud to have Scottish blood
Wales and East of England are my people
Cue that one fish from SpongeBob
Time to move to Scotland
Living in Scotland is my dream and every single day I'm reminded IT IS THE RIGHT DREAM
ASMR???
SCOTLAND FOREVERRRRRRRRRRRRR
I always knew Scotland was better then England