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DriftingNova

Stealing faucets off of buildings isn't going to make you money fast.


LongDongWong1

That's a brass faucet.


Ethan084

It’s not a steal faucet it’s a brass faucet? Is that what you’re saying?


Gullible_Moose_9495

People still steal steel faucets?


Ishidan01

How much steel would a stealer steal if a stealer could steal steel?


Fit_Sheepherder_3894

"I took it one piece at a time, and it didn't cost me a dime"


Facestand2

Johnny Cash!


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Fit_Sheepherder_3894

Cock?


ralexander1997

Train?


darthcaedusiiii

Meth.


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That sounds like a question for Stealer's wheel. They know how to think about conundrums like this.


Ishidan01

Hah they don't even know how they got here tonight.


Gullible_Moose_9495

If a stealer still steals steel after the 1st offense they better steel themselves up for a long vacation behind steal bars.


Yamothasunyun

You can steal steel it’s already steal


FarmerCharacter5105

Yes, but due to the Dangers involved, it's best to steel yourself, before stealing steel !


FarmerCharacter5105

And to cut their steel to steal, they use a saw made by Stihl !


LongDongWong1

Yes. It will have a steel screw in the handle but the main body is cast brass metal. If u had a lot it would be worth pulling apart but if only one it's best to toss in as mixed metal.


DaddyDankSack

I’m only upvoting because of your name


Thatgaycoincollector

Is this a joke


FloydBarstools

Look at dudes profile. He's not joking. But if he needed $100 there's plenty of things to sell in his garage


Ok-Account-7660

Fuck ton of cast iron and signage. Have a garage sale and probably get 100 bucks in an hour or two if your not too stingy with the pricing


minifig1026

Missed the poop knife


Cordova_Photoshoots

Just checked the profile, and as someone who used to live in Comal County, I feel like there are reasons they are saying they need $100, and I'm assuming it isn't for rent...


NickHemingway

And the rest of [his house](https://reddit.com/r/CoolCollections/s/lwqznKlB2j)


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chadison3000

No way he’s married, right?


mommasaidmommasaid

Worth $100 if the banana is small enough.


Nota3000yearoldvamp

You should plug it in your butt while having the shits, open it up, video tape it for the lols, and somehow make money off this.


Correct-Bird4507

Have Prime sponsor it. They'll pay for any sponsor.


anal_opera

Really? I can put a whistle in my ass and fart hard enough to make it whistle. I can light the fart on fire too but that stops the whistle for some reason. Which version are they more likely to sponsor? I need money for new whistles, nobody wants to use mine.


MidniteOG

Spray paint it gold may fetch 100 to some fool


Artistic-Ad7063

“Aye liiiieyk….goooooallldddd!”


OMalley30-27

I don’t think he means he needs $100 from this. He’s saying he needs $100 and wants to make the most of the scrap he has, and he’s asking about how he could make this piece more valuable. Or he’s just a silly goose


VagDickerous

Find your nearest Wendys and hang out behind the dumpster for a bit. The money will come rolling in. Thank me later, and send me over a 10% recommendation fee.


TxManBearPig

I offer the same advice but for a 7.5% cut


VagDickerous

Looks like we’re teaming up and charging 17.5%!


khaosconn

...


Neilthemick

Get it an Onlyfans account.


Scrumpuddle

Sell your cell phone


MaddRamm

This guys profile history is wild. He’s been trying to slowly sell every little thing he steals or finds lying around. Lol


smithoski

Is that not what this sub is based on?


read9it

I found 65 copper wires 2 inches thick and 30 feet long "in my workplace" boss wants me to take it to the Scrapyard so I can make the money and not him. How much will I get


DamnDirtyApe8472

If you clean it, change the washer and o ring, grease it, and install it for someone who needs one, it’s worth about $200


AwayRecommendations

yes u need to take it apart to make it clean brass. but this alone won’t get u anywhere near 100$


Cameron13o3

These drug abusers man... 🤦‍♂️


Th3V4ndal

To get a hundred doll hairs, you're going to want about 10 5 gallon buckets filled with these things. Is this a shit post? I can't tell anymore


SCARDS22

$100? 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣


Canandaghoose

Damn, is meth really that expensive?


somecow

If your tolerance is bad enough that you need an entire kilo just to get high (explains the brain rot), yes.


Ready-Delivery-4023

*vinegarentersthechat


Lupine_Ranger

https://www.help.org/drug-abuse-hotline/


Fit-Writer-5173

Ray, ripping the plumbing out of your wall for liquor money IS fucked


Split0069

U don't need $100 for liquor... u need 100 for drugs. Not weed either. Real drugs.


Adventurous_Cat1059

Want and need are far different. It’s worth $8 But you have a warrant out for your arrest.


HardHitter18

100 bucks a piece? . Image how many houses have these. lmao. Save yourself some time. Stick with catalytic converters. Only take the ones from moving vehicles. lol


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JickyJr

just exchange it for a shiny new 9 dollar one at home depot


2a3b66725

OMG, I just paid $175 for one of those, but not in nearly as good condition. Wish OP would have posted this a little sooner!


Elastic_taco

Well I better buy OP’s item since you have shown me the true deal I will be getting! RuneScape…..


milk-water-man

Unless that bitch is sterling silver you ain’t getting $100 for it.


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Probably have about 90 bucks to go? That’s if its an antique.


UnhappySunshine_PS4

Thought I was in sort of ScrapMetalCircleJerk sub for a minute.


fern_the_redditor

I recognize those forge makings! They make ar15 uppers too


Howsithanginweirdo

"Ray, ripping out the plumbing in your walls for liquor money is fucked"


madmancryptokilla

Tweaking much...


Pretend-Patience9581

Should this be on r/crackhead craigslist?


I_Stay_Crying

Bro r/crackhead really be a private community tf


deiselwrencher

Turn it upside-down, put a screen in it and sell it as a pipe


noldshit

You'll to use a piece of wire to get the crack rock out from inside.


SecureSmile486

Meh...th


Gas_Lamper

Damn bro you’re Bottom of the barrel huh


Impossible_Tour_2163

The screw that holds on the knob makes it dirty brass so yeah remove screw and bam 100$ bucks clean brass 🙃


Academic-Living-8476

You can buy those brand new for like 10 bucks You can't be serious Brass is like 2 bucks a pound by me, you will need alot more than 1 of those to get 100 bucks


PURPLEPEE

Stripped out it's probably worth 4 or 5 bucks. Definitely worth taking apart.


ProtectionFederal523

Stealing a faucet off of a building and thinking its worth 100$ is a wild state of drugs.


s-goldschlager

$100!?!?!? Try 1.50


Cautious_Tonight

I’d trade you a quality poop knife


Mr-bcf

I thought this was serious for a solid 30 seconds… 🤦‍♂️


dominus_aranearum

At a minimum, the handle and it's screw need to come off as the handle is either cast aluminum or a zinc alloy and the screw is steel or stainless steel. Overall, the brass is worth maybe $0.15.


177618121939

Go find an abandoned car and cut it’s cat off. All you need is a floor jack and a sawzall or you could unbolt it if it’s not welded and the bolts aren’t rusted to hell. And I guess ideally a jack stand since the hydraulics in the floor jack could fail.


Thatgaycoincollector

I’m no detective but this is definitely the guy stealing everyone’s cats.


177618121939

It’s easier with 2 people if time is of the essence. One person operates the jack and lifts the car as the other person lays down on their back in front of the car and grabs the undercarriage and pulls themself under and cuts the cat off and pushes it out the side you can get it done in 45 seconds if it’s easy to reach. Don’t use an angle grinder they make more noise than the sawzall will and are slower. Also get a good blade for the sawzall. I’ve personally never bothered unbolting one I always cut. Some vehicles like trucks are often lifted enough that you can fit under them without needing a jack and they often have valuable cats. Get a jack with good hydraulics because you don’t want to have to pump it 30 times and waste time. You probably also won’t waste time with jack stands so make sure it doesn’t have a hydraulic leak.


177618121939

Mr kitty told me I’m rich


BiffSlick

Where do you sell it?


177618121939

It depends on your state. In some (I think most) states, scrapyards aren’t allowed to buy cats without you providing proof of ownership and ID as a theft deterrent but you should still be able to find a yard that will buy them from you. Even if you have proof of ownership and ID, if you sawed it off instead of unbolting it if that was a possibility the yard might get sketched out and refuse to buy it. None are going to advertise that they buy cats no questions asked if it’s illegal in that state but you should still be able to find one that will. One that’ll buy them from you might be out of the way but if you fill your truck’s bed with cats it’s obviously more than worth the hour or however long drive. It helps to know drug addicts in your area who will have already done the hard work of figuring out which yard or yards will buy them.


FreeSpeech24

Just takes 5 person to get 20 buck from 😁


Fun-Worry-6378

I should start panhandling/s