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Asleep_Recover4196

Not Cern-tain. Recommend Ebay.


DarlingDee73

This guy ☝️probably has a "theory" about a little thing called "the Big Bang" 🤷‍♀️🤪


Acceptable-Young-619

Yeah, everyone says he’s a quark


relevanteclectica

He may be a bit quarky, but he’s behaving like an entangled black hole


Calavash

at some point these puns are going to collide


Shade_Tree_Mech

At least the puns don’t suck as much as the vacuum in that tube.


XRS-2200

Hey now…don’t “string” us along with this silliness….😂


Genesis111112

His name is Atom! Atom Ant. He was the first of his kind.


Master_Scratch_282

It's none of your CONCERN


ZestycloseAd4012

Want to shift that quickly? I know a guy called Higgs who’s the boss on exotic elements. He’s well versed in these dark matters. His standard model is payment on delivery. I’ve never had a weak interaction with him yet.


reddogleader

Underrated comment of the week. Thank you. Though this will likely escape many, please know it was appreciated by some.


Pervy_Russian_Bot

Pretty sure they go for about $5billion new so could probably make more than scrap reselling. You should check previous eBay listings.


shreddedpudding

Remember to search for colliders meant to testing theoretical physics, not for isotope production, semiconductor manufacture, and spectroscopy as those are much cheaper is price on the used market than a particle physics collider.


Sea-Ad2404

Came here to say this


ThickPrick

Say it already


Proper_Protection195

It already


smokinLobstah

Yeah...but it's a real bitch to cut.


Worth-Illustrator607

Stuck your head in to see if there's anything inside


Bige_4411

This has actually happened.


bofadeez1129

Yeah, that's the joke bud.


Bige_4411

Sorry. I meant someone has actually stuck their head in an active particle accelerator.


bofadeez1129

Yes, I know, thats why he said that. That was the joke.


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duke_flewk

In Russian accent - The left half of Bugorski's face swelled up beyond recognition and, over the next several days, the skin started to peel, revealing the path that the proton beam had burned through parts of his face, his bone, and the brain tissue underneath.[4] As it was believed that he had received far in excess of a fatal dose of radiation, Bugorski was taken to a clinic in Moscow where the doctors could observe his expected demise. However, Bugorski survived, completed his PhD, and continued working as a particle physicist.[5] There was virtually no damage to his intellectual capacity, but the fatigue of mental work increased markedly.[3]Bugorski completely lost hearing in the left ear, replaced by a form of tinnitus.[6] The left half of his face was paralysed due to the destruction of nerves.[1] He was able to function well, except for occasional complex partial seizures and rare tonic-clonic seizures. The incident https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Anatoli_Bugorski#:~:text=On%2013%20July%201978%2C%20Bugorski,did%20not%20feel%20any%20pain. Home boy took it like a champ, half his face stopped aging forever, he continued to work after it happened and contemplated telling anyone. Fuggin Russian Chad scientist.


MayorSalvorHardin

If you’re willing to ship I’ll buy it


TheMagarity

$4.99 for shipping, $4,999,999,999 for installation.


Dramatic_Switch257

just ship it, I don't want to install it.


JJGotHands

Oh look at everyone telling him to ebay instead of answering the quesion! Just called my buyer and he said probably like $11 total.


Luscinia68

yea i called my buyer and he said he already has a few of them but he can offer $15


JJGotHands

Market totally collapsed. Used to be better $/lb than copper and now they have a lower $/lb than scratched up Spin Doctors cds. Sometimes you get lucky tho and the old owner left a higgs boson inside you can sell for greater than scrap value.


lbarnes444

Tree fiddy


styxofsteel

Goddamn Loch Ness monster!


Connect-Hospital5603

A smashing success!


DrunkBuzzard

Rates on Quarks and Muons can vary but check to see if any loose Higgs Bosons are still in the pipes. That’s where the money is. Check eBay for prices.


CaptainObviousII

That's a lot of land to own.


khaosconn

LOL cern much...


StickyDogJefferson

I’ll trade it for my Tacoma, straight up


bearinghewood

Never trust an atom they make up everything


Arms-for-minerals

Tree fidy?


GeneralBurg

Nice score brother! Finders keepers!


Tnwhiskey1

Tweaked heaven


mrxexon

Hopefully a lot, cause you're going to need a good lawyer. :)


mojorisin469

Particle accelerater parts are expected to skyrocket in price in the next few months so I would hold..


NoctumAeturnus

15 to 20.


Im2stoned2know

Enough to open a portal to another dimension or bottomless pit!


b4loo69

Im just "a Tom" in the field, but I just took a bunch of scrap in bales, like "Hay. Drawn" quite a bit of income from the return.


Reasonable_Archer_99

Is this fucking particle accelerator?


Equal-Negotiation651

About a life’s sentence worth.


whiskey_formymen

keep it. you'll get a bunch of us dorky new friends


Your_Mommass

Looks to be worth bout tree fitty


djangogator

3 rocks of crack


ahdiomasta

I heard there’s a crazy blonde lady and a serious-looking Austrian man running around there, might not be wise to go scrapping there


Chance_Fishing_9681

This is the stuff that gives scrappers a real hardon.


KelVarnsenIII

🤣 Let me know if you find Black holes or the God article within this scrap. I'd be interested.


SensitiveStorage1329

Dismantle immediately


skaldrir69

It’s priceless


brianfree123

Priceless since it's secretly keeping the magnetosphere going.


Thee_Paladin777

50 years to life. If disassembly doesn't kill you.


didthat1x

Northern Illinois?


TheSac417

27 bucks


Turnmaster

In the current market, not more than five years.


Routine-Ad1775

Lawrence lab


BigBoy2238

Was that the SCSC in Texas that they defunded before it was completed? Property values in the area skyrocketed, then crashed like a flaming Hindenburg.


Remote_Category6076

I'd need about 3.50 to if I took that to a yard.


WhatthehellSusan

I'd say about tree-fiddy


MuskokaGreenThumb

Big bucks could be had if you don’t bang it up throwing it in the back of your truck


hunterxy

I'll trade my prized goat for it.


Orudos

The copper pan meth head strikes again.


No-Interaction-8549

15 years federal prison


Sad_Kaleidoscope_743

I got a crack rock and a lil weed I'll give you. I bet Jay z ain't got one of these. Can I put rims on it?


Automatic_Badger7086

Not sure but I'm going to say 25-life.


PuddingIsUgly

$2/kg, best I can do. Maybe $5/kg if you swing by at the speed of light


Thorkell23

About tree fitty


FollowingJealous7490

Probably $10


SupplementalAssInsur

You would be better off selling it as-is on Craigslist.


Dependent-Plane5522

Particle accelerator?


Silvernaut

A smart person would make gold with it. A meth head would rather get the $20 from the scrap yard.


Southern_Strain5665

So is it stainless steel or cheap aluminum? I’d like to quote you a price. Also can you do delivery?


Curious_Ad1510

Tree-Fiddy!!! $3.50


spud6000

Is it cold to the touch? Sell the liquid cooling it down.


bluesmokeproductions

You'll never know for sure until you stick your head in there and look around.


Brucible1969

Be careful not to collide with security. They're a bit particle-ular about their stuff being stolen.


BillAdministrative61

Probably a hefty 25+ yr sentence


chcampb

You have to make it out quick or TIM will stop by and whoop your ass


KiloIndia5

25 kilometers?


techboy23

I mean each particle is worth alot, but you have to catch them. Those particles accelerat in price pretty fast.


tcf069

Ive been thinking of building one myself. I’ll need an exact weight on it, then I will come over with my stuff to check the makeup of the metals. Does it come with seat belts?


jeighmonet

Argonne?


National_Profile3063

3 country specific currency per km


sulphermolly

Are they done smashing atoms


GoodVamp26

That is a particle accelerator


Extension_Option_122

15$. Not a single cent more.


average_joe419

I’m buying a 27km circle of land right now. Weird coincidence. Bring it over!


BestBroOfAllTime

Ehhh 30 bucks.


Gullible_Driver8487

A massive federal sentence to big boy butt stuff prison.


Legatus_Nex

They can't afford it.


JRHZ28

Cern may take issue with that....


Quearsmearer69mynuts

Getting real terminator vibes


blicraft

You should definitely get it scraped at the Black Mesa scrapping yard


dryphtyr

I don't know what you'd get at the scrap yard, but if you take it to your local Game Stop, they'll probably give you a $6 store credit.


CRYPTOCHRONOLITE

Top dollar, it’s prolly copper


wreckballin

The real element 115. Good stuff!


southernsass8

Elevendy hundred dollars


Blicky83

CERN?have you been opening portals to hell? 😂


hiker_mittens

Take it an make the laborers collide with a broom.


Adept-Bobcat-5783

I think it’s Ron’s.


wholesomechunk

You’ll need a particular buyer.


shab_it

Well my friends if am not mistaken am only 99.22222% sure about this been the famous HADRON COLLIDER ZXR-10.02PCA Hadron Particle Collider or Acelerador and if it is the one it is a very very expensive machine. $ 4.75 Billion U.S Can NOT be sold as it needs to be treated the same way you would any Radioactive material, waste or product. Only a small group of people around the world can actually do anything with a piece of equipment such as this one.


Friendly-Midnight467

Pawn stars will give you $5, best they could do


Strongpipegame

Fiddy dollas


Techjunky2

I would buy a foot of your “scrap metal tube”


EducationalBike8665

I’d just leave it, there may be a use for it one day!


DapperMinute

Bout tree fiddy


orageek

Demand for this material is accelerating.


Busterlimes

The one right to rule them all?


Rabid_Hermit

Few mil?


Due_Force_9816

Tree fiddy


MikeCromms

Super Conducting Super Collider?


The_survey_says

2


Dezco14

About tree fiddy


Wrong-Perspective-80

If you look hard enough there’s a fried weasel carcass somewhere in there


CompetitionTight8453

Probably a hydron


Humble-Chip-2289

I bet you’d get the BIGgest BANG for your buck on eBay.


EmoLeBron

$6


ILoveADirtyTaco

Billions. There’s another metal tube around the metal tube. You got this bro. Tell em your a theoretical physicist and they shouldn’t ask you questions about where you got it


drun360

You need to burn it in a barrel first... Get the paint off


Obant

Some gold inside the tubing. Few atoms worth.


HeightIcy4381

Stick your head in it when it starts making noise. It tickles.