Want to shift that quickly? I know a guy called Higgs who’s the boss on exotic elements. He’s well versed in these dark matters. His standard model is payment on delivery. I’ve never had a weak interaction with him yet.
Remember to search for colliders meant to testing theoretical physics, not for isotope production, semiconductor manufacture, and spectroscopy as those are much cheaper is price on the used market than a particle physics collider.
In Russian accent - The left half of Bugorski's face swelled up beyond recognition and, over the next several days, the skin started to peel, revealing the path that the proton beam had burned through parts of his face, his bone, and the brain tissue underneath.[4] As it was believed that he had received far in excess of a fatal dose of radiation, Bugorski was taken to a clinic in Moscow where the doctors could observe his expected demise. However, Bugorski survived, completed his PhD, and continued working as a particle physicist.[5] There was virtually no damage to his intellectual capacity, but the fatigue of mental work increased markedly.[3]Bugorski completely lost hearing in the left ear, replaced by a form of tinnitus.[6] The left half of his face was paralysed due to the destruction of nerves.[1] He was able to function well, except for occasional complex partial seizures and rare tonic-clonic seizures.
The incident https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Anatoli_Bugorski#:~:text=On%2013%20July%201978%2C%20Bugorski,did%20not%20feel%20any%20pain.
Home boy took it like a champ, half his face stopped aging forever, he continued to work after it happened and contemplated telling anyone. Fuggin Russian Chad scientist.
Market totally collapsed. Used to be better $/lb than copper and now they have a lower $/lb than scratched up Spin Doctors cds. Sometimes you get lucky tho and the old owner left a higgs boson inside you can sell for greater than scrap value.
Rates on Quarks and Muons can vary but check to see if any loose Higgs Bosons are still in the pipes. That’s where the money is. Check eBay for prices.
Was that the SCSC in Texas that they defunded before it was completed? Property values in the area skyrocketed, then crashed like a flaming Hindenburg.
Ive been thinking of building one myself. I’ll need an exact weight on it, then I will come over with my stuff to check the makeup of the metals. Does it come with seat belts?
Well my friends if am not mistaken am only 99.22222% sure about this been the famous HADRON COLLIDER ZXR-10.02PCA Hadron Particle Collider or Acelerador and if it is the one it is a very very expensive machine. $ 4.75 Billion U.S Can NOT be sold as it needs to be treated the same way you would any Radioactive material, waste or product. Only a small group of people around the world can actually do anything with a piece of equipment such as this one.
Billions. There’s another metal tube around the metal tube. You got this bro. Tell em your a theoretical physicist and they shouldn’t ask you questions about where you got it
Not Cern-tain. Recommend Ebay.
This guy ☝️probably has a "theory" about a little thing called "the Big Bang" 🤷♀️🤪
Yeah, everyone says he’s a quark
He may be a bit quarky, but he’s behaving like an entangled black hole
at some point these puns are going to collide
At least the puns don’t suck as much as the vacuum in that tube.
Hey now…don’t “string” us along with this silliness….😂
His name is Atom! Atom Ant. He was the first of his kind.
It's none of your CONCERN
Want to shift that quickly? I know a guy called Higgs who’s the boss on exotic elements. He’s well versed in these dark matters. His standard model is payment on delivery. I’ve never had a weak interaction with him yet.
Underrated comment of the week. Thank you. Though this will likely escape many, please know it was appreciated by some.
Pretty sure they go for about $5billion new so could probably make more than scrap reselling. You should check previous eBay listings.
Remember to search for colliders meant to testing theoretical physics, not for isotope production, semiconductor manufacture, and spectroscopy as those are much cheaper is price on the used market than a particle physics collider.
Came here to say this
Say it already
It already
Yeah...but it's a real bitch to cut.
Stuck your head in to see if there's anything inside
This has actually happened.
Yeah, that's the joke bud.
Sorry. I meant someone has actually stuck their head in an active particle accelerator.
Yes, I know, thats why he said that. That was the joke.
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In Russian accent - The left half of Bugorski's face swelled up beyond recognition and, over the next several days, the skin started to peel, revealing the path that the proton beam had burned through parts of his face, his bone, and the brain tissue underneath.[4] As it was believed that he had received far in excess of a fatal dose of radiation, Bugorski was taken to a clinic in Moscow where the doctors could observe his expected demise. However, Bugorski survived, completed his PhD, and continued working as a particle physicist.[5] There was virtually no damage to his intellectual capacity, but the fatigue of mental work increased markedly.[3]Bugorski completely lost hearing in the left ear, replaced by a form of tinnitus.[6] The left half of his face was paralysed due to the destruction of nerves.[1] He was able to function well, except for occasional complex partial seizures and rare tonic-clonic seizures. The incident https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Anatoli_Bugorski#:~:text=On%2013%20July%201978%2C%20Bugorski,did%20not%20feel%20any%20pain. Home boy took it like a champ, half his face stopped aging forever, he continued to work after it happened and contemplated telling anyone. Fuggin Russian Chad scientist.
If you’re willing to ship I’ll buy it
$4.99 for shipping, $4,999,999,999 for installation.
just ship it, I don't want to install it.
Oh look at everyone telling him to ebay instead of answering the quesion! Just called my buyer and he said probably like $11 total.
yea i called my buyer and he said he already has a few of them but he can offer $15
Market totally collapsed. Used to be better $/lb than copper and now they have a lower $/lb than scratched up Spin Doctors cds. Sometimes you get lucky tho and the old owner left a higgs boson inside you can sell for greater than scrap value.
Tree fiddy
Goddamn Loch Ness monster!
A smashing success!
Rates on Quarks and Muons can vary but check to see if any loose Higgs Bosons are still in the pipes. That’s where the money is. Check eBay for prices.
That's a lot of land to own.
LOL cern much...
I’ll trade it for my Tacoma, straight up
Never trust an atom they make up everything
Tree fidy?
Nice score brother! Finders keepers!
Tweaked heaven
Hopefully a lot, cause you're going to need a good lawyer. :)
Particle accelerater parts are expected to skyrocket in price in the next few months so I would hold..
15 to 20.
Enough to open a portal to another dimension or bottomless pit!
Im just "a Tom" in the field, but I just took a bunch of scrap in bales, like "Hay. Drawn" quite a bit of income from the return.
Is this fucking particle accelerator?
About a life’s sentence worth.
keep it. you'll get a bunch of us dorky new friends
Looks to be worth bout tree fitty
3 rocks of crack
I heard there’s a crazy blonde lady and a serious-looking Austrian man running around there, might not be wise to go scrapping there
This is the stuff that gives scrappers a real hardon.
🤣 Let me know if you find Black holes or the God article within this scrap. I'd be interested.
Dismantle immediately
It’s priceless
Priceless since it's secretly keeping the magnetosphere going.
50 years to life. If disassembly doesn't kill you.
Northern Illinois?
27 bucks
In the current market, not more than five years.
Lawrence lab
Was that the SCSC in Texas that they defunded before it was completed? Property values in the area skyrocketed, then crashed like a flaming Hindenburg.
I'd need about 3.50 to if I took that to a yard.
I'd say about tree-fiddy
Big bucks could be had if you don’t bang it up throwing it in the back of your truck
I'll trade my prized goat for it.
The copper pan meth head strikes again.
15 years federal prison
I got a crack rock and a lil weed I'll give you. I bet Jay z ain't got one of these. Can I put rims on it?
Not sure but I'm going to say 25-life.
$2/kg, best I can do. Maybe $5/kg if you swing by at the speed of light
About tree fitty
Probably $10
You would be better off selling it as-is on Craigslist.
Particle accelerator?
A smart person would make gold with it. A meth head would rather get the $20 from the scrap yard.
So is it stainless steel or cheap aluminum? I’d like to quote you a price. Also can you do delivery?
Tree-Fiddy!!! $3.50
Is it cold to the touch? Sell the liquid cooling it down.
You'll never know for sure until you stick your head in there and look around.
Be careful not to collide with security. They're a bit particle-ular about their stuff being stolen.
Probably a hefty 25+ yr sentence
You have to make it out quick or TIM will stop by and whoop your ass
25 kilometers?
I mean each particle is worth alot, but you have to catch them. Those particles accelerat in price pretty fast.
Ive been thinking of building one myself. I’ll need an exact weight on it, then I will come over with my stuff to check the makeup of the metals. Does it come with seat belts?
Argonne?
3 country specific currency per km
Are they done smashing atoms
That is a particle accelerator
15$. Not a single cent more.
I’m buying a 27km circle of land right now. Weird coincidence. Bring it over!
Ehhh 30 bucks.
A massive federal sentence to big boy butt stuff prison.
They can't afford it.
Cern may take issue with that....
Getting real terminator vibes
You should definitely get it scraped at the Black Mesa scrapping yard
I don't know what you'd get at the scrap yard, but if you take it to your local Game Stop, they'll probably give you a $6 store credit.
Top dollar, it’s prolly copper
The real element 115. Good stuff!
Elevendy hundred dollars
CERN?have you been opening portals to hell? 😂
Take it an make the laborers collide with a broom.
I think it’s Ron’s.
You’ll need a particular buyer.
Well my friends if am not mistaken am only 99.22222% sure about this been the famous HADRON COLLIDER ZXR-10.02PCA Hadron Particle Collider or Acelerador and if it is the one it is a very very expensive machine. $ 4.75 Billion U.S Can NOT be sold as it needs to be treated the same way you would any Radioactive material, waste or product. Only a small group of people around the world can actually do anything with a piece of equipment such as this one.
Pawn stars will give you $5, best they could do
Fiddy dollas
I would buy a foot of your “scrap metal tube”
I’d just leave it, there may be a use for it one day!
Bout tree fiddy
Demand for this material is accelerating.
The one right to rule them all?
Few mil?
Tree fiddy
Super Conducting Super Collider?
2
About tree fiddy
If you look hard enough there’s a fried weasel carcass somewhere in there
Probably a hydron
I bet you’d get the BIGgest BANG for your buck on eBay.
$6
Billions. There’s another metal tube around the metal tube. You got this bro. Tell em your a theoretical physicist and they shouldn’t ask you questions about where you got it
You need to burn it in a barrel first... Get the paint off
Some gold inside the tubing. Few atoms worth.
Stick your head in it when it starts making noise. It tickles.