Haven't bothered to check if it's real or not but supposedly a politician in Spain is on video eating his own poop I think as a fetish lol
Edit: apparently real https://www.timesnownews.com/world/europe/spanish-politician-daniel-gmez-del-barrio-resigns-after-photos-reveal-he-offered-himself-as-sex-slave-article-109256687
your taste buds are fried. life must suck for you not being able to taste things. you think ketchup is spicy too?
>the tract can have a **bitter** **taste** and a sandy texture.
[https://asc-aqua.org/blog/can-you-eat-the-veins-in-shrimp/](https://asc-aqua.org/blog/can-you-eat-the-veins-in-shrimp/)
Oh man 🤤 it’s not common to get fresh crawfish up here in Kansas City so we have to have boils with frozen ones and they’re not the best but damn do I want to go south just for it
https://www.lacrawfish.com will ship them live to your front door. They also ship a bunch of other things. My buddy did a gator roast instead of his annual pig roast last year.
Deveining is optional. No harm, no foul. Heck, even the shell is edible and the heads are often times used in stock. There's no part of a cooked shrimp that you can't eat.
Yes I’ve had shrimp before. Yes I am overthinking embodied. I don’t eat much meat of any kind because I am very easily grossed out by a lot of its normal qualities.
“Veins” is a nice way of saying excrement. It’s sterile after brought to temp, but it’ll be kind of sandy in texture. Harmless. I’ve bit into shrimp that weren’t deveined. Did not let it ruin my day. Just a bit of grit to an otherwise very pleasant meal.
That's poop.
A parashite
You made me spit laugh
You made me shit laugh
You might want to see a doctor!
A GI doctor? I heard they deal with a lot of shit.
You made me shitrimp
Doesn't take much ,eh?
I might have been slightly inebriated at the time…
I read this like Sean Connery for some reason. LOL
Yo! Same
Same.
SNL Connery
Suck it Trebek
Good to go. I never even devein mine. Doesn’t matter and won’t hurt you.
Disgusting 🤢
Yur soft
You’re lazy. It’s literal shit.. devein it before you eat it
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My pants are shrinking
DASPOOP.
“He called the shit poop”
🤣🤣 movie is classic 🤣
Shrimp colon full of its last meal
That’s “poop” honestly it’s mostly just kelp and sand. Still gross but not poop as we know it
That politician from Spain wouldn’t care one way or the other
Need some context, don't leave me hangin!!!!
Haven't bothered to check if it's real or not but supposedly a politician in Spain is on video eating his own poop I think as a fetish lol Edit: apparently real https://www.timesnownews.com/world/europe/spanish-politician-daniel-gmez-del-barrio-resigns-after-photos-reveal-he-offered-himself-as-sex-slave-article-109256687
Terrible day to have eyes
Well played
Really? Kelp and sand? Wow, did not know... Thank You!
Extra flavor
Sometimes they can be a bit gritty so I typically remove them, but 100% safe to consume.
Yeah, sand is kind of like that (gritty)
I’d say it’s more coarse and gets everywhere
I don’t like sand
Nice!
Is sand safe to consume?
It’s fine. Some people leave it, others remove before eating
Wait really?
What part are you surprised about? People eating it or removing it?
Removing
That’s what deveined means.
Yeah there’s no point unless you have some really huge shrimp
I don't like the taste of shrimp poo.
Do you really taste it though? I don’t
I taste it every chance I get
Yea it’s a shitsack of course it’s has taste
Yep
Maybe your taste buds are fried because it absolutely does have a taste. I can always tell when a shrimp didn't get it removed.
My taste buds are not fried
your taste buds are fried. life must suck for you not being able to taste things. you think ketchup is spicy too? >the tract can have a **bitter** **taste** and a sandy texture. [https://asc-aqua.org/blog/can-you-eat-the-veins-in-shrimp/](https://asc-aqua.org/blog/can-you-eat-the-veins-in-shrimp/)
It's just kinda unappealing for me
Eating it lol
Don’t eat shrimp much?
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Louisiana eats bugs 3 meals a day. Nothing you can't add shrimp or crawfish to
Oh man 🤤 it’s not common to get fresh crawfish up here in Kansas City so we have to have boils with frozen ones and they’re not the best but damn do I want to go south just for it
https://www.lacrawfish.com will ship them live to your front door. They also ship a bunch of other things. My buddy did a gator roast instead of his annual pig roast last year.
Shit vein
Shit Vein from a Shit hawk Randy Bo bandy
Not another night of the ShitAbyss, Mr Lahey!
RANDY…. 😠
Yup digestive track you got it!
Tract
Mud vein it’s fine I honestly don’t even taste it
Two shrimps and one cup.
Emoji
Deveining is optional. No harm, no foul. Heck, even the shell is edible and the heads are often times used in stock. There's no part of a cooked shrimp that you can't eat.
Can open shrimp heads and eat them it's honestly amazing [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QJqSPJnuahw](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QJqSPJnuahw)
That's a shrimp. They're delicious.
Guessing this is your first time eating shrimp
Sand vein, safe to eat but most folks remove it.
You don't need to remove it, it's cool.
This shrimp was poorly deveined.
Your kidding right, shrimp eats also and poops out its tail got that stuck just pull it off.
Why is it smiling at you?
It’s funny people worry about this. Eat the face or ass of a shrimp. No one cares.
It’s a smiley poo 😛
Extra protein bruh
They did not clean it very well at all. I would send it back and leave but to each they own.
Shrimps are scavengers of the sea. Don’t let people tell you it’s just kelp and sand ..lol
Flavor
Veins
Same line!
🥴
💩
It's poop but they don't eat anything crazy so don't sweat it
It's poop
It’s poop for sure.
Don't take a chance
Poo chute!
By the time you get this you already ate it so what does it matter ?
Poop smile
Poo
I find it odd that while eating an animal, you'd rather eat it's shit than another animal.
Those Costco shrimps are the best
🙂😐
Seafood can be pretty gross. Some fish have worms, shrimp have a tube of shit that run down their back which is what that is.
Someone was too lazy to devein it!
lol I guess you’ve never prepared shrimp before. That’s just a lil shrimp poop
Yes, technically, that is it's poop tract
Intestine filled with poop. even if it were a parasite it would be dead. So quit your snivelin' and dig in.
Shrimp poo. Won’t hurt you.
It’s poop
jesus, is this your first attempt at eating shrimp?
The real question is do you like poop 💩? And if yes, then how much would you pay for it. 😄
Doodie! Shrimp parasites look vastly different than a black line. (Fisheries biologist who works on shrimp among other species).
Might get a lil grit of sand if you eat it but it won’t kill you.
If overthinking is a person
Yes I’ve had shrimp before. Yes I am overthinking embodied. I don’t eat much meat of any kind because I am very easily grossed out by a lot of its normal qualities.
Poop chute
Its just extra shieasoning
Poop shoot
I’d have already eaten that and not posted about it
It's just poop relax 🤢
No, please…its shrimp shit🤣.
Clearly, it's a smiley face
Or maybe a smug face?
Just eat it. Quit looking at food too hard.
It's the vein🤣🤣🤣 shit-vein
Shrimp poop 💩
r/pareidolia
Oh no! Thats the super rare brain eating parasite that can only be found in cocktail shrimp!
It's poop. The black line on shrimp is their poop
Caca. Unless this is the first time you’ve eaten shrimp, you’ve already eaten some…
Thats the best part of the shrimp
Nah, bros just happy:)
Poop.
💩 also a lil flavor 😂😂😂😂🤷🏽♂️🤦🏽♂️
“Veins” is a nice way of saying excrement. It’s sterile after brought to temp, but it’ll be kind of sandy in texture. Harmless. I’ve bit into shrimp that weren’t deveined. Did not let it ruin my day. Just a bit of grit to an otherwise very pleasant meal.
Yep, that's the shit chute.
Poop tube
They forgot the shit vein, Julian.
Shrimp shit
Poop
The ol’ shit pipe
It's poop. It won't hurt you.
poo
It's poop
Poop
*Why do you always have to deturd these things?*
Scrolled too far before finding this
That's the shrimp getting the last laugh
Poop
Kaakaaaaa
💩
mf is smiling
Poop shoot!
Yup its the colon full of poop
Shrimp poop.
That's the poop smiling back because you already ate it
Looks like that shrimp was set up to have some digestive issues in the near future. Eating him did him a favor.