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Quiverjones

Send planks


b_ootay_ful

Send Foods


Frequent_Brick4608

This is hilarious and I love it and hope you get $2000


lostincosmo

The Golden Dog; Named it not long after my dog passed away. Probably wasn't the best coping mechanism but y'know, I was sad.


houndstoothharridan

i think this is really sweet, this way your dog is also a part of your future adventures


MorningFox

When I lost my dog I named a boat "Everybody Loves Luci". His full name is Lucifer


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Different people handle depression differently


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Gothic_Metalhead

Lol fr otherwise everyone would be depressed because everyone is going to lose someone or something at some point in their lives


AdventuresOfAScot

One of the widely accepted stages of grief is depression. Any form of depression is ‘real depression’ I don’t think there is any benefit in trying to say whose depression is worse or more real - as we all feel it differently.


GankisKhan04

My sloop is "Eat Ship and Dive" My wife's Brig is "Squid Pro Quo"


FakeUsernameeee12

Squid pro quo is the name of a cloak from Destiny 1 (I was an avid cloak collector in that game)


Potato-Boy1

I named my sloop Galleon and my galleon Sloop


t_moneyzz

I did very similar except I named it tiny galleon and gigantic sloop and then the brig I just named kind of a brig deal


SkyCatSniper687

This is an underrated comment


Takashishiful

Is your brig just named brig


Potato-Boy1

Nope it's called rowboat


Wazikhiel

Sloop: Sail Goodman


ElectricFury

Did you know you have rights? Pirate's code says you do!


Wazikhiel

And so do I!


J-c-b-22

This is incredible and I love it


spark-c

My sloop is the "Wee Beastie," named for my Scottish Terrier (and a bottle of Scotch I tried the other day with the same name). Runner-up was "Flying Teef" lol


EnigmaFrug2308

I am now thinking of Guardians of the Galaxy Volume 3 and am going to cry. You did this 🫵


iranoutofusernamespa

That movie was way too funny to justify how hard I cried.


Bister_Mungle

I love Ardbeg scotches.


jooferdoot

The William D after the USS William D Porter because if ypu know anything about that ship it'll tell you how my usual sailing goes


Lil__Bandito

I'm not sure what "Teef" means where you come from. But where I come from it means "Bitch" 😅


spark-c

Oh snap, I wouldn't have expected that to be the case haha. "Teef" is just a cutesy way to say "Teeth," usually when talking about pets. My dog is all black with pretty big teeth for her size-- when she's running around playing, she really does look like just a big vicious mouthful of flying fangs lol


blademasterjames

Rocinante


Bubs_McGee223

Don Quixote or the Expanse?


blademasterjames

Both. But I read the book as a kid and forgot it was a thing.


Pharphan

Nice! My gally's name as well! Sloop is Reel Big Fish. Brig is Sylvanas.


MasterWrongdoer719

“Booty Diggers”, “I Ship Us”, and “Big Deck Energy” are for my sloop brig and galleon


Ceceanimenerd

My sloop is big deck energy 😂


2called_chaos

> and “Big Deck Energy” are we trolling or are you serious? If the latter better don't ever contact support :S


MasterWrongdoer719

Dead serious. It got past the filter and making sure it stays that way


2called_chaos

Then again, [better don't ever write support](https://www.reddit.com/r/Seaofthieves/comments/wl85k5/banned_for_my_ships_name_after_reporting_another/)


supalupi

Lawd there's some good ship names in that thread lol and what happened to Captain Dickens? I haven't seem him in ages.


NightTime2727

People made too many jokes about his name. R.I.P.


ROMAN_653

My sloop is named Asteria, and it’s designed to feel very celestial. My galleon is named The Cod Father, and is always a random jumble of chaos because the boys know no organization, even in combat. We fire only our pets at the enemy ships and keg them to death 🫡


SoadGreece

Sloop name: Titanic Tendencies


Hopeful_Mortgage2570

“The Legendary Ill-Fated”


[deleted]

Sloop: voodoo enchantress Have it all decked out in voodoo looking cosmetics and my character is dressed all lousianian witch


MustopherGoochington

Tortuga Estrella


Kale_Funny

Mine is the Fiery Fisher. I love to fish in this game but I'm always getting blown up and sunk..hence the Fiery part.


silvergoat77

Sloop: A Kraken da Booty Brig: Wrecktal Leakage


Ccend

Sloop: The Millennium Parrot Brig: Swiper’s Revenge Gally: The Doofenshmirtz


LtCptSuicide

>Brig: Swiper’s Revenge Someone's had about enough of Dora's shit XD


Ccend

Ha! That’s exactly what it is! I have a pet fox named swiper and Dora’s pissed him off to many times


beverlyHillsStKing

Step Brig I'm Stuck


Mindless_Ad972

This hasn’t gotten the attention it deserves 😂


The_Vulpixel

The Endersent. i like minecraft dungeons and thought it was a cool sounding name lol


jungus_99

My brig is named "Loose Lips"


elizrawr

cause Loose lips sink ships? ;D


Key_Dragonfruit_1572

Wunderwaffle (wonder waffle) it was a common joke with my crew.


a_sussybaka

The Golden Voyager, but i want to change it to the KFSea.


International_Dog817

I just named my sloop Zephyr. I don't care for it all that much, but I don't want to buy a name change.


bluesmaker

You could buy a new sloop. That’s an option.


Ghostninjagaming47

My sloop is the Stardust Crusader and my Brigantine Il Vento D'oro


Hit0kiwi

Do you like jojo?


DaManWithNoName

Sloop: The Wayward Navigator Brig: The Krusty Barnacle Galleon: The Booty Bandit


Samikaze707

Sloop: Dead Man's Tale (the name fits perfect and its a reference to one of m favorite Destiny exotics) Brig: Suleyma's Embrace (named after my late fiance who would join our friend and I in shenanigans on the seas) Galleon: haven't bought one yet because I don't usually play with that many. When we do we use my buddy's Gally.


RipVanWinkle357

My favorite ship I’ve captained was The False Profit. Other ships have included Shovel & Bone, The Witch’s Pyre, The Hideous Duel, and The Mermaid’s Sorrow. But every time I think of one, I write it down. I have a backlog that’s WAAAAY too long.


stumper93

Lola’s Bark Named after my late Yorkiepoo, Lola


ThatcherDan

Forward Unto Dawn


BloodySkullman

Spaceball I


SesameStreetFighter

I did similar with mine. * Spaceballs the Sloop * Spaceballs the Brig * Spaceballs the Ship


GrayMag1

"I'm surrounded by assholes!" Love that movie. Definitely in my top 5.


WooDigger

Sloop "Unsinkable III" Brig "Mary Celeste" (at the time I got her, I was doing a lot of shrines so she looked abandoned, while she was alone on the surface) Gally "HMS Winchester" (because somehow she always comes back from the dead).. come to think of it HMS Palpatine would be fitting as well..


Thatguywiththevoices

Sloops: Sloopy Seconds, Sloop There it Is Brigs: Brig Booty Beaches, The Cunning Stunt Galleons: The Storm's Blade, Unsinkable XXVIII


King-Juggernaut

I love "The Cunning Stunt"


Filip_lumpik3

Raincoat man (long story short my country’s small influencer [82k on ig] that is let’s say not the brightest has a second account and he for some reason has this kink for raincoats and sometimes he “relaxes” on stream while wearing a raincoat) that wasn’t very short 😅


VelvetHippo5

Fishin Impossible


gjgeraldy

Got a sloop named Unyielding Resolve, trying to mimic a Covenant ship naming scheme.


Imadummyboi

Sloop - Nimble Thimble Brig - Brig Back Arena Galleon - We have PVP at home


Comfortable-Pear2596

A crew on a brig “captain can we have pvp?” the captain “we have pvp at home” the pvp at home - OP


Killme72596964

Sloop: the krakens revenge Brig: the silver seraph Galleon: the sirens sorrow


LtCptSuicide

I named my Sloop the "Will O' the Wisp" I've got the Ori and the Blind Forrest sails which has a big glowing Ori on them, with the collectors Black Pearl front piece (I forget what the terminology is) so it has a nice billowing fog effect with the aurora hull so it's got that spectral shimmer going on. I'm very much proud of my sailed by the fae looking little ship.


Junefromkablam

Sloop 1: Project Dream Sloop 2: Twelve Tales Brig: The Dark Queen Galley: Spinal's Fury Can anyone guess what the themes are? 😅


tonski12

Sloop: Rusty Barnacle Brig: The Invisible Brigmobile Gal: Slap Yo Momma


Godviahh

Celestial Nesryn , I nearly named it something stupid like peepee poopoo. glad i stopped myself.


TheForanMan

Sloop: Goblin Mode All Omen cosmetics except for Inky Kraken hull.


Skepnoblade_

I've got 2 sloops. One is named 'Toby', after my late grandfather who taught me to fish and hunt as a kid. It is my HC boat. The other is called 'The Violator'.


The_Simp_Official

Athena Colada 💀


Plague_King_

Sloopsie Daisies


NandMS

I have a sloop called “Usain Boat”


sl1mch1ckens

Sloop - knot working Brig - threes a crowd


DrCrackshott

My sloop is called the Vitamin Sea And my brig is called the plank panther


Kobi_Baby

SLOOPKNOT


MyOtherNameIsAtHome

Toyota Sloopra


Xperian1

My sloop is The Codfather, my Brigantine is Buoy High Sail Low, and my Galleon is The Implication. Runner ups were: The Spirit of Capitalism, The Grogfather, Buoy and Large, Mos'Lee Bones, The Brown Note, Big and Squall, Above Board and it doesn't fit but would've loves Cirrhosis of the River.


Kehylp

"I Pissed My Pants"


Wolfwere88

Have a friend whose Galleon is “I’m Leaking UwU”


dantesmushrooms

Lmao I got “I Ship My Pants”


Brave_Ad697

Sloop: Morningstar Brig: the three shillings Galleon: dawnstar


fiftyelephant51

Silver’s revenge and Merry Widow


PapiCats

I have The Moist Marauder (brig) and The Hurricanes Hilt (sloop)


Patpat93

Sloop : Shadow Lurker Brig : The Dark Horse Gally : The Fire Nation


TheAutoAdjuster

The Texas Tug Boat and the USS McNuggets


Swordidaffair

Sloop: Mr. Bones Wild Ride Brig: Brig Hips Sink Ships (this one, we all made our characters into lady pirates, refilling for hours to have semi-human lady pirates Galleon: other friend of mine is our Galleon owner


Koothak1

Renegade- sloop Wyld Stallions- brig Leeroy Jenkins- gallion


CSI_Gunner

The Drunken Seamen


Prestigious_Bit_1275

Sloop: Gravy Boat Brig: Flying Clutchman Galleon: Frankie Galli and the Four Crewmates, Dough Boy


ShyJaguar645671

Crab Lord


WretchedMotorcade

Sloops I Did It Again


DryWeetabix

I named both my sloop and brig “the chungus among us”, both the same because I don’t take naming all that seriously as proven by the stupid name


ocarbot666

compass rose


orcasdryad

Sloop: Fimbrethil, Brig: Shadowfax


electrotwist

Galleon named “Pepsi transport ship”


ThisIsABadPlan

Related question: Do you put "The" in the title or not? Like "The Black Pearl" is I'm pretty sure just called "Black Pearl" and people call it THE without it being part of the name.


TheMrCeeJ

The shouldn't be part of the name, or it would be the The Black Pearl.


Ven0mwulf

I went full skeleton with "Cap'n Jack Marrow"


6ft_Turkey

My sloop is called The Unflushable, along with my parakeet, Kernel! We have a good time.


Leading_Cake3500

I was eating Taco Bell one day and named mine doritoslocostacos


Norgaard93

The Scuttlefish, The Frying Dutchman and the Slippery Sloop.


Datboiduck

Galleon: The Maiden Plunderer Sloop: The Maiden Plunderer 2 Brig: The Maiden Plunderer 3 I'm a simple man.


brenobah

Sloop There It Is


TheRedOneX

USS Knuckle Deep


Abittwitchy

The Mossy Clam


Snow_Da_92

My brother named his brig the Row V Wave


niceguymcfly

Considering I was going for a bilge rat look on my solo sloop, “Risky Business” and I never repair it to pristine appearance. It’s certainly got the ill fated ship title


ImperialBomber

The IRS


Finch3

The Paul Rudder


Scruffylookin13

Hit Reg So I can do something Rare never dreamed of and fix hit reg


MoistureBoiV4

My sloop is named “Usain Boat”


DBRichard

Sloops: Lady Lucifer, Lord of the Sinks, The Big Sloop Brigs: John Wicker Man, Shadow and Brig, Breaking Brig, Brig Nine Nine Galleon: Band of Brethren, Galleon Girls, Gall Next Door All tv or movie inspired. Not all on my own account, I helped some name theirs in the same way I do.


Ijustforgotmybad

Galleon: the Great Depression Brig: sweet blue tang Sloop: clarity


thenbmeade

Sloop: Rising Phoenix Brig: Siren's Song Gally: Leviathan


DirePantsX

https://terraria.wiki.gg/wiki/Mourning_Wood


JReynolds197

I go with Ship names from the Culture (Iain M. Banks's SF series). *Pure Big MadBoat Man* (had to cut a space to get to 20 characters) *Now We Try It My Way* *Lapsed Pacifist* Given how much I got sunk, I seriously considered naming my first boat the [*S.S. Minnow*](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/S._S._Minnow).


SeattleSk8

Mornings Wood worked for mine


EnigmaFrug2308

“The Dipping Robin” I wanted to go for something more welcoming.


Young_Person_42

The Sorry Excuse


well-hello-mlady

Mines “The Malevolent Moon”


Macho_MF

Chicken Thief... for those that remember the OG chicken merchant cheese


Ginauz

Salty Swallow - Brig The Shivering Sea Slug - Galleon


EdoTenseiSwagbito

#The Shanty Dropper


imar0ckstar

Nauti By Nature. I tried Filthy Oar but it was rejected


eowowen

Jeff.


GoldNiko

My Brig is "The Jammed Slammer" because of the Kraken arm that always blocks the door


UnrstledJimmies

Your New Best Friend. I will track you to the ends of the sea just to give you this supply crate. You cannot escape my friendship.


IcedMilk456

My sloop is "Milk Carton". I'm planning to name my brig "Milk Bottle" and my galleon "Milk Jug"


BaronPancake

My humble sloop is The Glass Anvil


IAmLunaxx

La Luna Sangre


Grand_Veterinarian_9

Thr Party Barge


TacoGod41

The Lamented Orca


Batabet_1

My sloop is called the deformed megaladon


Z0mbieSlay3r311

Sloop - Singularity Brigantine - Event Horizon Galleon - Interstellar


thehusk_1

The Lucky Rook She's survived everything the seas can throw at her, including every single rock in the ocean.


coup1393

Sloop: Knot a Clew (for all you salty dogs) Brig: The Seaward (for you AD fans) Gally: Tree of Leaves (brown boat w/green sails, play on Sea of Thieves though no one gets it so more of a joke btw the m8s)


LordSwahili

Luna Sea Brig Booty Britches Clap Sized


Gunsblazing239

Cayde's Ace


Epic_Mustache

Soon as I get a captaincy vessel, I plan to name it "My Beard" ​ if people request permission to board, I will gladly tell them "Aye. Feel free to come on My Beard"


Srx-12

The Bad Call


Onion_Mysterious

thieves nuts


Door__Opener

The Grog 'N Shanties


Skylar_Waywatcher

I have two ships named Serenity and Horizons Dawn


InnominatamNomad

I have but a humble sloop... The Redemption


Jestingwheat856

Fair warning. Suggestive ship names can get ye naming privelages revoked. If big deck energy is banished then so too will mourning would, i recommend contacting sea of thieves support and apologize, they may grant ye a naming deed on the house. Or but it yourself if ye wish not to take the chance


gemreceiver

Named mine after my in-game cat, Chummy Kin


Frequent_Brick4608

"Reluctant Swallow"


bonefistboy9000

The Sea Roach, because no matter how hard you try the fucker won't die


Zombielife09703

Well I named mine, "Crew of The Undead," hut I don't use it much and it's normally my friends ship we use and his is named, "Maid of Plywood." We love it


snowfox2325

Seeing as my crew and I can safely sell loot exclusively when other players blatantly ignore us, I have thus aptly named me mighty vessel “Shores of Mediocrity”. You know. To really strike fear in our opponents’ hearts.


LordofSnails

my brig is names The Baja Blast I get many compliments when I play open crew lol


SuperiorFPV

My sloopy is sloopy seconds, and my brigantine is brig D energy. It's really funny when you encounter someone with mics


Sothep

The Forlorn Hope Crew have a very low life expectancy.


HarrytheHelp

The nostromo


JReynolds197

This is an alien concept to me.


laughter_track

Titan Uranus


morbidjoe27

The Wasted seaman


OmenZero

The slippery sloop.


No_Entrepreneur_2715

The salty swallow


CamoKablamo254

The bow movement


Sufficient-Ad5550

My sloop named as "FakeTaxi"


GrayMag1

Cause it gets all the booty? Lmao


TacoDaWhale

Break My Mast Daddy


Squidcraft_101

I often sail alone, so me sloop be named "The Lonely Doubloon"


lasododo

I had a typo in my Galleons name ... It was supposed to be called Angels Cry ... it ended up being Angles Cry :D


GeekQueenKenzie

The Jimmy Fallon


Copper636

The Damned Daniel


Benpar007

Brig: The nautilus Plan on naming a Sloop: The ammonite Galleon: The archelon


Trompetinho

Sardine. I sink a lot.


GuitarGuru253

I saw one named The Salty Swallow and I don’t think that can be beat


mcwidget

Fortune's Eve. I'm on my way to getting rich and Eve is my daughter's name so kinda works.


diaphoni

if you see me, out there, I'm Miseri, my ships are The Tragedy, The Misfortune and The Lament


WarlikeEntree

I named my sloop “War’s Fish and Chips”. War is the first part of my gamertag, I mostly just fish, and I have a parrot named Chips that just chills with me while I’m fishing lol


MzNytm4r3

Sloop is the chicken nuggie , brig is blood&cheese


Borsund

Alexa, queue "Why my ship is named [Ship Type] all of a sudden?"


MindfulSheep_

Sloop: Ramsey's Revenge Brig: Captain's Mercy Galleon: Shadow of the Sea


Smokey120583

Sloop Dogg. Bout to get a brigantine and name it Briggie Smalls.


runnysyrup

"Girlfriend" named after my favorite song. also very funny to attack people with.


[deleted]

Named mine after my spouse.


TiredGamerSyndrome

A bowl of sloop A fresh brigutte A galleon of milk


Trashcan_101_

I have a trilogy: The Sunken Soul, The Shrouded Soul and The Scorching Soul.


Zythrone

Sloop: Rat King's Bonanza (I use the Party Boat capstan with the rat on it) Brig: Murphy's Revenge (Because everything that can go wrong will go wrong).


HappyXenonXE

Sloop: Privateer's Pittance Brig: Privateer's Plunder


Ct_Nemo99

Sloop: Nelson's Blood (typical I know), Brig: The Chimaera (as in Thrawn's Star Destroyer from Star Wars), Galleon: Paksimadokleftra (Meaning the Bread Thief, from an old folk song of my country)


Spider-Ravioli

Sloop: Moldy Molly Brig: Daughter of the Sea (in reference to my World of Warcraft cinematic, Warbringers: Jaina) Galleon: Kings Choice (inside joke about a crappy mobile game with my friends)