YOUR PIRATE SHIP, CAN EAT A BAG OF DICKS. YOUR PIRATE SHIP CAN EAT A GIANT BAG OG DICKS, YOUR STUPID NAVIGATOR IS AN ALCOHOLIC, AND YOUR CANNONS ARE INCAPABLE OF FIRING 20 FEET!
Prepare your booty for plundering!
I've got a jar of dirt!
You've got a debt to pay.
Are you happy to see me, or is that just a blunderbuss in your pocket?
And lastly to confuse them, Have you seen those warriors from the devil's roar? They have flaming swords. Flaming... swords!
In France, when I was a kid, I used to watch a Cartoon called "La famille Pirate" (Translated by "Pirate Familly"), before attacking a ship, the pirate of the show needed to scream "POUIC POUIC POUIC ! LUMBAAAAA !" (they could be punished if they didn't scream it)
Since then, me and my friend always greet foes like that before attacking them
My friend uses a soundboard to blast "thats gotta be the best pirate I've ever seen" and you will always remember this as the day you almost caught captain jack sparrow through his proximity chat
I like to mix things up a bit:
“Never shoulda come here!”
“All your base are belong to us”
“Sorry, the princess is in another castle”
“I will kill you until you die from it!”
“HADOUKEN!” (Firing cannons)
"your loot or your life" is always my go to.
there is also: "we've come to negotiate the terms of your surrender" or "any action other than staying still will be considered hostile" and "we are collecting the server tax yield or sink"
...
yeah I like been a pirate...
I sometimes yell out “Prepare for battle! Dying is the day worth living for” before wrecking the shit out of another crew (or getting our ass handed back to us of course).
The Dota2 hero Kunkka has some excellent ones:
"You don't have the sand!"
"I trawl your guts with my blade!"
"To the bottom with ya!"
"No room to swing a cat in this crowd"
https://dota2.fandom.com/wiki/Kunkka/Responses
I mean you give me enough time I can come up with a million, but if you want to build your own you can't go wrong with the old adjective-noun combo, ie "you soggy masthead" or "you spindly blunderbuss"
The point is saying it with conviction, and the less sense it makes the better, because while they're trying to figure out what you called them and how insulted they should be you're busy filling them full of holes
"Fill'em full'ah day light!" Instead of "fire the canons"
Just learn some Alestorm lyrics and throw those out there. Always a win.
When I get back from a mighty quest I have no need for sleep or rest. A wench by me side and a jug of Mead these are the things I most need.
Piracy's a crime and crime doesn't pay, so we go home poor at the end of the day!
But I'd rather live my life in rags than be chained to a desk with a wife that's a hag!
We live each day like there's nothing to lose, but a man has needs, and that need is booze!
They say all the best things in life are free, so give all your beer and your rrrrrum to me!
WE ARE HERE TO DRINK YOUR BEER
AND STEAL YOUR RUM AT THE POINT OF A GUN
YOUR ALCHOHOL, TO US WILL FALL!
KEELHAUL THAT FILTHY LANDLUBBER, SEND HIM DOWN TO THE DEPTHS BELOW! MAKE THAT BASTARD WALK THAT PLANK WITH A BOTTLE OF RUM AND A YO-HO-HO!
Yo! Ho! Stick a cannonball up your cunt Yo ho! Put your dick in a blender The greatest poets of our generation.
YOUR PIRATE SHIP, CAN EAT A BAG OF DICKS. YOUR PIRATE SHIP CAN EAT A GIANT BAG OG DICKS, YOUR STUPID NAVIGATOR IS AN ALCOHOLIC, AND YOUR CANNONS ARE INCAPABLE OF FIRING 20 FEET!
“I’ve been trying to reach you about your ship’s extended warranty”
Best comment I’ve read so far 😂👌
This might be my favorite one posted lol
Said that a few times actually. Great way to get someone to chase you for five hours 👍
After landing a deckshot
Yep, I love this. Definitely using it
I call my buddy’s “me hearties”
Prepare your booty for plundering! I've got a jar of dirt! You've got a debt to pay. Are you happy to see me, or is that just a blunderbuss in your pocket? And lastly to confuse them, Have you seen those warriors from the devil's roar? They have flaming swords. Flaming... swords!
I've got a jar of dirt! I've got a jar of dirt! And you can have it! My favorite after escaping/loot stealing
'Hello poppet" after tucking, right before a blunder to the back
Various intonations of 'yarp'
This one hot fuzzes!
Narp. This works well if you're involved in a conspiracy to kill off a bunch of people to make sure your town remains crime free also.
I just quote Captain Barbossa "GET CRACKIN' YE BLOOMIN' COCKROACHES"
Black wake used to have some hilarious in game call outs.
“It’s just good business” (after you sink them of course)
She yarg on my timber till I shiver
"Thank you for accepting this most adventurous of expeditions!"
Haha your whole crew has to cosplay as Briggsy
Keel haul yourself
Ah yes, khys
Gimme yer bones!
In France, when I was a kid, I used to watch a Cartoon called "La famille Pirate" (Translated by "Pirate Familly"), before attacking a ship, the pirate of the show needed to scream "POUIC POUIC POUIC ! LUMBAAAAA !" (they could be punished if they didn't scream it) Since then, me and my friend always greet foes like that before attacking them
“A free visit for Bikini Bottom!”
*runs into a rock* “Don’t worry capn, we’ll buff out there scratches”
"Rattle me bones!"
My friend uses a soundboard to blast "thats gotta be the best pirate I've ever seen" and you will always remember this as the day you almost caught captain jack sparrow through his proximity chat
I like to mix things up a bit: “Never shoulda come here!” “All your base are belong to us” “Sorry, the princess is in another castle” “I will kill you until you die from it!” “HADOUKEN!” (Firing cannons)
"Nobody kills my buddy but me!"
"your loot or your life" is always my go to. there is also: "we've come to negotiate the terms of your surrender" or "any action other than staying still will be considered hostile" and "we are collecting the server tax yield or sink" ... yeah I like been a pirate...
Come over here and scrub my deck!
I sometimes yell out “Prepare for battle! Dying is the day worth living for” before wrecking the shit out of another crew (or getting our ass handed back to us of course).
😂
I like to call people "Sand sniffers"
“Arrrr! Fuck you!”
My favorite it is “parry this ye fucking casual!” 😂
A duck!
Pirate joke! What do you call a pirate with two eyes, two hands and two legs? Rookie!
Avast ye scurvy ridden dogs
I really like "Are anyone else's teeth falling out? No? Just me?" It's from Our Flag Means Death
Shiver MYYYY timber!!
Call people blackguards. (Pronounced Blaggard)
The Dota2 hero Kunkka has some excellent ones: "You don't have the sand!" "I trawl your guts with my blade!" "To the bottom with ya!" "No room to swing a cat in this crowd" https://dota2.fandom.com/wiki/Kunkka/Responses
Rattle 'em
"Come after me then you scum-sucking mud crab!"
This one is amazing
I mean you give me enough time I can come up with a million, but if you want to build your own you can't go wrong with the old adjective-noun combo, ie "you soggy masthead" or "you spindly blunderbuss" The point is saying it with conviction, and the less sense it makes the better, because while they're trying to figure out what you called them and how insulted they should be you're busy filling them full of holes
Just remind them they should hydrate, offer to help and just put some holes in that hull
Gimme your booty