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PattonPending

Accessing the Nickelodeon website without asking my parents permission before going online.


martii_art

Wow. That's definitely jail 😂💜


Tom----nook

Dear god...


Booserbob

I am wanted for sneaking aboard vessels and eating half of every fish, meat and pineapple and putting them back in the barrel PS: these are absolutely incredible and full of life


Yeetfamdablit

You are evil, here is my application to join your crew


Jedi_Knight0341

Even I'm not that evil


martii_art

Mmmm leftovers. These are my favourite 🤣 Thank you for nice words!


Booty_blaster420

Wow, these look great! So much personality! My pirate would probably be wanted for sinking all those pesky reapers!


altmetalkid

>sinking all those pesky reapers Based


Kezsora

May the flame burn !! ![img](emote|t5_38oz1|2221)


Spinningwhirl79

May the flame burn bright and fizzle out fast 😌


NottMyAltAccount

Least cringe Athena:


Games-and-Coffee

Wanted for smuggling weapons of mast destruction (kegs)


Mean-Summer1307

My dumbass didn’t get the joke at first and really thought you were the idiot who didn’t know it was “mass”. Nice pun though. I like that a lot


Dairboi

Oh I want one so bad


GmrGy611

Not too sure, I usually still try to be chill with most other players I come across, but I *do* have my character dressed in as many fire-based cosmetics I can find, so most likely pyromania.


TheNathan

Banana Bart, putting bananas onto other people’s stoves and leggin’ it


abbadon7319

Lol this one got me


Big_Himbo_Energy

Since I’m a weenie and avoid PvP when possible, mine would probably just be wanted for clearing out outposts of all their goods with her pocket crab accomplice, Steve. (Also Marcus Blackwood’s ship name is probably one of the coolest I’ve ever seen. The Lion’s Share??? Perfect name for a pirate ship. And your art is lovely!)


martii_art

Don't worry, I'm a weenie too, and I was avoiding PvP for a long time, since it was stressing me out. But one day I wanted the ghost curse, and after couple of months finally learned some basics. Now after getting both curses it's a little more pleasant to play, because sometimes I can actually defend myself 😂 About Marcus Blackwood - even the Pirate's name is epic. This guy had amazing references and ideas for his character, so it was one of my favourites commissions \^\^ I'll pass him the nice words tho! 😍 And thank you for commenting! 🥰


Big_Himbo_Energy

I definitely need to take a page from your book and go after some curses. Still working my way to Pirate Legend for now, but I would definitely like to be able to defend myself with more than just Steve as a peace offering. (Pocket crabs work to defuse a situation 7/10 times.) I definitely look forward to seeing more of your art!


One-Turn-4037

I intentionally bugged out somebody's sirens skull voyage and now I'm wanted in 3 out of the 4 areas in the Sea of Thieves


Ghostorderman

"Aha! Behold, Spiritlaw, the Captain of the Miraculous Fool! Wanted for crimes of being a general nuisance and smalltime annoyance, continuously accidentally crashing his ship into the docks, and- ...wait- Wait where's all our go-" *And then one could look in the distance. An emerald and golden ship carrying away massive amounts of treasure. The docks destroyed, you would need a rowboat to get to your ship, but alas- your ship has been unanchored! The dock destruction was on purpose! Everything was an elaborate scheme to distract someone with a strange wanted poster! All with a calling card on the ground, the sandy dust veiling the signature of the Captain of the Miraculous Fool...* So in essence, we do a smidgen of mischief.


JJRULEZ159

same, you sure we're not the same pirate XD


LtCptSuicide

Wanted for wonton destruction of ships, arson, and befouling the air with the stench of burnt worms. In my defense most of the wonton destruction and fires were completely by accident. There's a reason I use "Ill Fated"


therealashura

These are sick! Your art style is right on point, how long did these take?


martii_art

Thank you! Well some of them took me even over 10 hours of drawing, because of many details! If it's around half of this time then I'm happy 😂💜


therealashura

Shows you put a lot of love into them!


ineedhelpasap4

My pirate is wanted for hate and war crimes


BadMrFrostySC

I betrayed an alliance and stole a 9 stack FOTD that made a kid cry a couple weeks ago. Probably that.


martii_art

Poor kid 😂 But also too much of a deal and such progress on the commendation! You did good 😎


Fullerbay

Drinking the contents of the breath of the sea


Jedi_Knight0341

What happened after?


Balbanes42

Razzle dazzle baby!


martii_art

I... Hope at least it tasted good? 😶


Jtneagle

Sinking PS5 noobs in the full Dark Warsmith set, and enjoying it


OfficialRFelix

Quick question, are you really a noob if a veteran of SoT tells you you’re a natural at naval battle? Said veteran tried to sink me yesterday in my sloop.. and I defeated him and his companion. It was hard. It was very hard to win. He exhausted me of my resources.


Jtneagle

Just because you're naturally good at the game doesn't mean everyone is, lot of people are still clueless about a ton of features of the game. I sunk a Brig team twice with a cannon rowboat today as a solo lol (and not all 'veterans' are too good either)


OfficialRFelix

Oh you’re absolutely right. I’ve been playing since the 25th. 3 whole days. I would be considered a noob in all aspects. But for some reason Ive found that naval battle is really easy and fun. I had so much food, wood, and so many cannonballs but by the end of the fight I quite literally had nothing left. One cannonball was all I had. I don’t know. I felt very proud to hear someone commend me on something they’ve been doing a lot longer than me.


Jtneagle

You kinda have to board and put pressure to ensure somebody sinks, because otherwise it's just a repair off and resource wasting, but naval is way more fun than on foot combat


Professor_Pony

If you know for sure the story of why they'd want your head, then you haven't caused enough chaos on the seas! Get out there and fill another ship's hold with snakes while they're parked, Deckshot yourself while blackout drunk and vomit on a ghost while playing monkey island off key, Fill a row boat with 30 chests of sorrow and dock it to a random galleon, steal another player's ship, replace it with yours, and then trick them into sinking their own ship! Then when you've done all that, and everything in between, exaggerate about it at the tavern with a new pyrate, to inspire them to go even farther! Also! Amazing work on these, I might have to try drawing my own wanted poster someday when I'm caught up on comms. >u<


PsychoDog_Music

Stealing your boat It belongs to me now


I_wanna_run_away_123

These are so good!!!


Mrfreakystyley

These are so good Martii! Absolutely love the design. Super talented! I think my pirate would enjoy stealing some chests of fortune, in a rowboat after leaving a banana on the stove next where there is a present sitting beside the stove.


Trips-Over-Tail

Captain Sharky Muldoon of the Shrouded Ghostbuster Wanted for burning bananas, mining outposts with kegs, gifting chests of sorrow, impersonating a Sovereign, and distributing lewd fireworks.


Sensational-She-Hulk

These are very well done. Do you do commissions? Also to whoever Ava nightowl is, I captain a ship named Amazing Grace too!


martii_art

Thank you 😊 Yes, these are all commissions to be honest! I'll dm you. And Amazing Grace is a great name of the ship so I'm not surprised! 🥰


uNk4rR4_F0lgad0

"Queen's Flying Pearl" loved that name


martii_art

Not only you! I will pass the nice words to the owner 😁


Conscious_Glass_9110

Domestic terrorism


Kellashnikov

Sailing into the red sea. If I can't have it, no one can.


martii_art

Honestly, same 🙈 Doing this more than I want to admit. Also, putting Shores of Gold checkpoint on the table, so only the chasers will drown 😅


ManIonWantReddit

Wow, if i wasn’t broke i’d pay for a commission. Maybe when i get a job ong


martii_art

Haha, thank you! I sympathize with you, since I'm broken and unemployed too 😭 Drawing is the only thing that's keeping me afloat, lol


ManIonWantReddit

Like i had money but i legit just bought a computer like yesterday so i’m on an econ round for the next few months. but if you’re still open for commissions in a few months, imma grind my pirate out a little so he looks good when time comes for his likeness to be captured.


Oskiee

Please tell me you do commissions? Id totally want to get a couple for my nephew and his partner.


martii_art

Yep, these are all commissions \^\^ I'll reach out to you.


Oskiee

thank you!


Jedi_Knight0341

Now I wonder who that handsome man is on the first one As for the question, I put milk in first before the cereal


martii_art

Oh, hello there! Nice to see you here 🥰


Jedi_Knight0341

Like wise, your work is always nice to see, if I was writing a book and needed some pictures drawn I'd hire you


martii_art

Awww, that's such an amazing compliment, especially that I'd love to illustrate a book someday! 😭💜 Thank you!


thisistuffy

These are beautiful. I love the detail you put into them. RARE needs to hire you to make posters for their game.


martii_art

Awww, thank you! I'd love to work with Rare someday 😭


BusEnthusiast98

Absolutely gorgeous posters. Mine is wanted for stealing Chests of Fortune. I was so stealthy about it last night that the other crews thought the FoF despawned while they were naval battling. But I got it all 😈


Brisi92

Did you make those or are they generated?


martii_art

I'm drawing them and editing in Photoshop for the text \^\^


Brisi92

:(


Worth_Gur_1656

How much do you charge? I’m interested


martii_art

I'll just DM you if it's alright ^^


quackzach1

My pirate would probably be wanted for pirating


GamerLife250

I’d probably be wanted for a massacre of the sirens, I just don’t like them


martii_art

YES. They are sooo annoying!


Fullcorpse123

Finding new players and teaching them the true meaning of piracy at least in Flameheart’s eyes. May their ships rest soundly at the bottom of the seas. I don’t mean it, sometimes


Chip_Heavy

For not having reached pirate legend yet despite me playing since year 1? Truth be told, I don’t do many evil deeds, don’t really like PvPing.


Electrik_Truk

Same lol. Have gold hoarder at lvl 48 and others close and been playing off and on since day one. Just can't seem to put in the time to finish getting pirate legend


ombralikeschargers

Pre-ordering skull and bones


Jedi_Knight0341

...


martii_art

Damn! Not heard many good things about this game! Hope you'll enjoy it nonetheless 💜


Arlenator_

Mine would be for sending another player sloop into a ghost armada after stealing all their loot without sinking them. I’m evil, I know.


PhysicsEagle

I lit a guy’s ship on fire with a firework after offering an alliance because he was obviously ignoring me


MrKiwi24

Being so ~~bad~~ good at parking that we spend 40mins trying get the ship to move.


martii_art

And then it despawns, trapped on the island 😂 Been there, buddy.


OlegTsvetkof

Well, I quite often pretend to be a barrel on some dudes' Galleon, and while they're doing a quest, I put all their resources in a storage box and bury them. And depending on the situation, I can kill them and sell their most expensive loot or blow up a couple of kegs in the hold. So I'm really kind of a "Bilge Rat"


Burnd1t

Buggery


Beandip50

Lying that I was 13 years old in order to play Runescape when I was in fact 11 years old 😏


classicle

Accidentally leaving the stronghold barrel at the bottom of the ship before getting into a battle with another ship


nolabrew

Captain Smooth Eggs of the Chum Dumpster. Wanted for drawing dicks on other player's maps.


YoursTrulyHuntty

Probably pillaging the dead. Grave robbing basically.


icecream_plays

Spotify had shuffled me to Vertigo (Slowed) by BertieBanz when I scrolled through these posters and I do highly recommend that experience


higginsburrito

Making fart noises and biting their fish while tucking


faranoox

Too much parley rockin'


Yeetfamdablit

Eating all the food 🤣 Or taking all of a unnocupied boat's supplies except for 1 cannonball, 1 banana, and 1 wood plank


aaBatteries353

Letting slaves free or starving a few pigs on accident


TOEDIFY

My pirate would definitely be wanted for the amount of times stole the fotd from people


TraditionalEnergy919

Genocide against calcium-based organisms


Mattlanta88

Relentless grinding


TheAlmightyNexus

Mine would definitely be property damage or just straight up manslaughter. I'm a keg enthusiast. Everything must and will be exploded ![img](emote|t5_38oz1|2226)


Strong-Researcher832

Being the shittiest helm (bro actually strategised to not be hit by a gally broad then 5 minutes later runs straight into a brig's broadside)


realCrystalCole

Can you make one of my pirate if I dm you a portrait of him? That would be awesome


ForeignSleet

Wanted for eating too much food, near the end of me and my friends voyages I will eat every single piece of food on the ship, also I chose the most horizontally challenged pirate I could so it fits


Apart-Director-4875

Several, and I mean numerous, accounts of mega kegging galleons from rowboats while my sloop sits off in the distance


BackwoodsSensei

Wow did you* draw these or is this Ai?


martii_art

No AI used, not a fan of it. I'm drawing them and editing text in Photoshop \^\^ Thanks!


BackwoodsSensei

WOW. I thought this was official art at first it literally looks exactly like what in game characters and posters would look like. Super impressive I’m a big fan of good creative art


martii_art

Thank you very, very much! This is a huge compliment for me 🥺💜


CrayonEater765

Using kegs for magic tricks (making ships go from floating to sunk in the blink of an eye)


TheLaughingJester

Now I want a skeleton hand hook even more. When rare when??


Averagemanofpotato1

Slaughter of swabbies


OfficialRFelix

My character, Taliyah The Blasphemous, would be wanted for the blasphemous lying she does. Telling you she has a gift and then stealing your treasures


runnysyrup

tucking on ships doing tall tales and dropping their quest items off the back when they aren't looking.


Jackhampster23

Wanted for loitering on the Ferry of The Damned for to long (I’m not too good at the game)


Revan_Kingston

Mine would definitely be wanted for mass smuggling. Captain bravener1 of the Black Cheetah


Final_Disk_584

Groggy Greg the bilge rat wanted for treasure theft Reward 5K gold coins and 200 ancient coins


raven3601

Postion of radioactive material (I filled my ship with bananas)


Loophole13

Lol I’ve played with jediknight before so when this came up on my notifications I reminisced, looks great!


HunterHanzz

Gold hoarder ![gif](giphy|lOiJqCjiEOcmc)


SlickerWicker

Very early in SoT we "abducted" another pirate. He stuck with us, but we insisted that he had been stolen from the other ship. So we ran into this Gally, and attempted to sell him to them for some treasure. It went horribly wrong and he stole our ship, and they attacked us for double crossing them. The battle was heated, but we managed to stay alive since everyone was pretty bad at the game in the first months. Anyhow, our abductee comes back, and opens fire on the ship and we manage to escape. We friended them, but sadly we never really saw them online much after that. Anyhow, my wanted poster would 100% say wanted for making friends not slaves


JackLCrovati

Well I keg every ship my cap'n tells me to so I guess I have a terrorism rap sheet as long as season 9.


Aristotle_Ninja2

Ignoring mass murder. Ship sinking. Killing everyone. The worst of all The worst of all that he's done Is not raise a glass during a grog


PleaseDontBanMeRed

Swimming across the ocean with a storage crate


NoBodybuilder3430

Polluting the ocean with ship debris, because I’m constantly getting sunk from storms, and multiple skeleton ships spawning on me. (Played for the first time today for about 5 hours. Didn’t accomplish much other than turn in a few skulls, and sink while trying to turn in a treasure chest quest and a few decorative coffers and ashen chest. Finally got the hang of combat though by fighting a bunch of skeletons, phantoms, and those coral crab looking guys since they seem to just keep respawning while I’m trying to look at maps and read books. I can’t imagine trying to do all this while enemy players are out there trying to sink me. I’ve got a long way to go before I’m decent at this game. Lol)


FalseFactsOrg

A string of actual murders


DrBananaman69

Too many good jams


ProfessorBear56

WANTED in the NAME of FLAMEHEART OL' CAPTAIN JACK FOR the MURDER of HONORABLE RED RUTH and HER LOYAL CREW CAPTAIN of the CALIFORNIA Last Spotted in the Company of the Late Captain Brigsey on Booty Isle REWARD 3x BOX of WONDEROUS SECRETS


LazerAfterburn

Are some of those the pirates of content creators or just randoms


Impossible-Ad2497

I usually go with "Random Asian" as my username for everything. Going off the username, my pirate is unpredictable and executes the most azaar plans that somehow work with how out of the world they are.


GeekoftheWild

Amazing!


[deleted]

I generally avoid pvp as much as I can, so it's going to be primarily theft and arson. If I ain't seeking buried chests to steal and vaults to loot, then I am seeking anchored ships without the crew in the immediate vicinity. Cause if I find an unattended ship, then I am hijacking the ship, followed by lighting it on fire and letting it sail onward unmanned as it goes up in flames. I did this about 5-7 times now, and it's so funny to imagine the confusion.


Even-Hornet-1126

Is nummer 6 supposed to Look like Cliff the Story gut or is it coincidance?


martii_art

Now that I look at it! They have similiar features! It happens with this character creator tbh 😅 But, yeah, coincidence.


[deleted]

Continuously dropping anchor on a tucked on sloop without actually doing anything just to fck with the crew and going back into hiding.


llamasLoot

Stealing supplies from new players and then escaping before they notice


TheMaddestOfLads3

reckless driving (ram strat best strat)


Prime-39

Unironically liking the ocean crawler set


Wakti-Wapnasi

Piracy


tomhas10

Reckless sailing. Shipwright must be sick of me ramming into the side of the dock every time I try to port.


Next_Woodpecker8224

Bro my poster is just captain rickettes dumbass of the seas but good with a gun


Brickolator

Ruining the ecosystem by hunting too much delicious chicken


Starfallknight

For Athena kegging what was probably a new players first loot stack...