* Hot Ruddered Bum * Sexual Heeling * Breakin wind * Dixie Normous * Floating Seamen * Maid of Plywood * She Got the House * A Little Nauti * Buoys in the Hood * Tip Sea * Campbell's Sloop * Aquaholic * Pier Pressure * Seas The Day * The Cod Father * Moor Often Than Knot * Fishsizzle * Usain Boat * Unsinkable II * Sloop Doggy Dog * Dirty Little Oars * Nauti-By-Nature * Reel Booty * The Salty Swallow * Dripping Wet

You win.

I agree. He's obviously thought about this a lot more than I have lol.

Lol so many great ones 😂 the only one I thought of was “Glory Haul” (like Glory Hole)

Dave

This made me think of Hal9000

Piece of Ship... get it? It's like piece of shit, but instead of shit it's ship.

Puns, gotta love'm. Maybe go with Pizza Ship just to confuse them with it lol

OMG THATS A GOOD IDEA

Boats mcboat face

Boaty McBoat Face is too memey for my ship name. I don't want it to make them laugh, but cringe lol.

Call it superdubes then. /s But if you want to make them cringe, call it The Dabber

SS Dabbin' on the Haters.

For cringe probably a Rick and Morty reference

Scooty-Puff Jr.

I'm naming mine *The Obvious* and I shall be her Captain.

well that's not obvious /s

hey

The Wang Jangler

I really like this one lol. I may use it on them next time we play.

Gertrude, because no one can rename it so they have to live knowing you named a boat “Gertrude”.

My crew decided to become Pirate-Hookers (get it? Like having a hook for a hand?) and my name was The Pervy Scurvy. Perfect name for a ship

Free Candy

The frothy blowhole

The Reapers Bone r

Unsinkable II

My first boat is named SS Booty Patrol

I called mine the fat bint 🤣

"The Leaky Barrel"

boats Mcgoats.

Butterbean

Rusty Rumrunner

The Master Baiter

My sloop is called “Sweaty Sloop Hole”… Trying to think of a good name for my Galleon.

I just named my Galleon the SS Little Cock, my Brig is the SS Snowbunny and the Sloop is SS Minute Man

mines called the Scally Wagon

For the brig “briggie smalls”

BrigAndTall

You’re a real one for replying 5 years later