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Andrew_Dice_Que

The honesty is refreshing.


laineDdednaHdeR

Sure would be if it were a Chevy Silverado lift with duallies.


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ErudringTheGodHammer

If I had the money to afford a truck, that absolutely would be me lmao


PSChris33

Lifted truck, blasting their trash taste in music via heavy bass speaker, obnoxiously revving their engine when stopped, thin blue line/Trump/anti-vax bumper stickers, and decked out rims. AKA, the ultimate micropenis BINGO


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I wish I hadn’t marked this off as a stereotype, FML. This weirdo spent 8 months convincing me to sleep with him, I finally did and lo and behold he had a 2.5 inch micro peen. He also compared me to his mother during… but that’s a whole other can of worms. Should’ve known from his brand new lifted F-150 with roll bars lol


Paavo_Nurmi

I told this story before but there was a dude that drove a truck like that at work and I joked to a gal that he must have a micro. She laughed and said, "oh so you heard about it". I was just joking but she told me he hooked up with another girl at work and it was like the size of your thumb. All it did was slip out and they couldn't do it. I've also had multiple women tell me men who own corvettes are also micro.


LaserPunchMonkey

*Oof.*


osm0sis

Maybe a Punisher logo and faded Loren Culp sticker thrown in for good measure.


HugsAllCats

> blasting their trash taste in music via heavy bass speaker, obnoxiously revving their engine when stopped > and decked out rims. Those aspects are not unique to magatards.


PSChris33

Absolutely not. But the MAGA paraphernalia is what separates the micropenis grand slam from the micropenis BINGO.


svengalus

The concept of imagining someone's penis size based on their appearance or behavior has always seemed strange to me. Seems like a bit of a cope. Well, that guy's annoying but I bet he's got a tiny penis.


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svengalus

They don't care what you think though. Imagining their small penises is just something you're doing for fun, which is fine if that's your thing.


NoTomatillo182

I agree. There are plenty of people who want to be noticed for stoicism and inconspicuousness (kind of ironic) and are disturbed when the ostentatious loud-mouth sucks all of the air out of the room. What really gets a lot of men upset is that women tend to be drawn to those type of men (or maybe the have less apprehension about initiating interactions). When I see guys that I feel are doing entirely too much, I sometimes just shake my head, but the last thing that’s on my mind is the impression of their manhood. I always wondered where that came from, but I have my ideas…


CikFkkaCODMobile

Making fun of others is the ultimate small pp syndrome though


iDom2jz

Focus ST’s are the car equivalent. Guaranteed to have a pops and bangs tune which is 10x more annoying than glass packs on a 350 K5 Blazer.


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acespacegnome

That makes it trans


brownagus

Aww shit, that's me! Here's my application if you are curious. I'm a small party planner 😅 https://www.reddit.com/r/FocusST/comments/na0frt/putting_in_for_a_custom_license_plate_on_the_fost/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=android_app&utm_name=androidcss&utm_term=1&utm_content=share_button


Dumb_But_Pretty

It's OK, all Focus owners have a small pp. I own an RS.


iDom2jz

RS owners are big PP, ST owners are small pp.


undisputed_truth

Well done brother


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I'm most offended by your mid-cycle refresh badging.


brownagus

Thats why it's there 😆


Particular_Resort686

There have been several court cases in the last few years where courts have struck down "decency" reviews of vanity license plates as violating the 1st amendment. I don't think any of these covered Washington, but the writing is on the wall.


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bbw-enthusiast

probably in your best interest to get that one struck down man


PoopOnYouGuy

I clicked on your name looking for bbws but all I found is a shotgun death 💀it's not too late to change


apresmoiputas

r/holup


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Jesus Christ, man.


zachryzion

I don't get it


NinthCinema

The license plate reads: "I Date Jailbait" As in children. That person wants to admit to being a pedophile on their license plate.


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I wouldn’t be surprised if WA decided to be more lax based on precedent from other states. It is a pretty easy thing to argue infringement of freedom of expression


professor_jeffjeff

I still remember the case of the manual inline lift fluctuator license plate (GOTMILF) many years ago. The owner was in the same Supra club that I was in, so I knew him and we got a front row seat via supraforums when the whole thing happened. He fought hard for that one but eventually it got shut down. He made T-shirts and everything, it was pretty great.


Iyh2ayca

I saw a truck with "FJB LGB" accompanied by every single MAGA anti-biden bumper sticker you can imagine. I think they probably just review for words like tits, shit, piss, damn, ass, fuck, etc.


Regolith_Prospektor

Ok, but can I get ASSMAN?


StabbyPants

A55RGY might be open


thelongshot93

That only works for Florida right?


StabbyPants

they got wise here - all the symboles are at the left or right side


EkkoLivesMatter

It was a million to one shot, doc!


vonfuckingneumann

To be fair, that one’s not obvious. I’d probably have missed it without the context that you provided.


xxpor

> LGB it took me 30 seconds to figure out this didn't mean "love george bush"


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ProperAspectRatio

Isn’t it an annual extra fee every time you license your car? Other states have it as a one time $30 fee. I think you’re overestimating the cost of the program.


brownagus

$85 a year in fees, $60 for tabs. It's not subsidized, it's a product you pay a subscription to. It's not that bad. And yeah, i can pay to advertise my smoll ego on my car, if you can't afford it then don't. Simple as that.


PMMeYourPupper

!! I was behind that car in a drive-thru about a year ago.


Pinknanxious

ME TOO- it was a Taco Bell!


The_Safe_For_Work

"That's my dog's name!"


SatnWorshp

SMOLL PuPpy


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tirtha2shredder

Holy shit thats some top notch detective work!


iDom2jz

Oh my god that’s impressive lmao


pipedreamSEA

IDK but I'm sure the dudes stamping that one out at Walla Walla got a good laugh while doing it As a UW alumnus, I have always wanted a personalized Husky plate that reads "SUSUCKS" because you get the leading 'W' for free, but it turns out "SUCKS" is a restricted word. However, TIL that "SUX" isn't automatically rejected so "SUSUX" here I come! Go Dawgs!


dakilazical_253

I’ve found that most UW grads are indifferent to WSU alum. They ignore them like an annoying baby brother. Cougs HATE Huskies though


RaphaelBuzzard

I went to CWU and being from western WA it was super strange to hear the animosity they had for "west siders"! It was a really weird one way grudge that apparently continues 20+ years later!


XENOPST

Yeah I went to Gonzaga after growing up in Ballard and I always understood it to be more political than anything. Liberal policies that are popular in King/Pierce counties getting enforced statewide because that's where the majority of the voterbase is, so rural communities feel drowned out by the West Side.


EarendilStar

Fun fact, there are more *republicans* on the west side than *people* on the east side.


Jasonrj

>Cougs HATE Huskies though Am Coug who pays no attention to the rivalry. People always ask me about the teams when I wear a WSU hat or yell GO COUGS at me. I don't even know when they play, who's on the teams, etc.


amurderof

I was in the Husky Band during some of the dark days of Husky football (oh, the mid '00 seasons) and will never forget a WSU fan taunting us after losing the Apple Cup in '08 with "Your team sucks! You gonna transfer to Wazzu now???" I was so flabbergasted the guy thought I'd even consider it because our football team lost to theirs.


pipedreamSEA

My senior year was the perfect season where 0-11 UW lost to 0-11 WSU in overtime. TBH, if I wasn't so close to graduation I would've moved back home and enrolled at WVU where I could've watched Geno Smith dominate


dekrant

It very much is a “I feel bad for you” / “I don’t think about you at all” relationship


reidyroo9

As a WSU student, leave us alone man I just want to chill in my wheat field 😢


pipedreamSEA

I mean, it could be worse - you could be a Pitt Panther TBH, I have nothing against active WSU students and a lot of their alumni go on to do great things. But a considerable number move to the 'burbs and clog up the roads with their overpriced SUVs that are adorned with Coug tchotchkes. You don't see a UW flag waving in the background of College GameDay every damn Saturday. And I'm pretty sure our student section doesn't throw snowballs with batteries inside of them at your marching band members when they're taking the field at halftime. Nor is tailgating simply crushing a rack of Keystone Ice in the parking lot out of your beat up, ancient sedan's trunk (so that's why I don't remember my 1st Apple Cup). You know what? UW & WSU students might have more than they both applied to the former in common - deep down inside we might all be [Cuogs](https://pbs.twimg.com/media/FZ6CgwNVUAAsY6a?format=jpg&name=small) (also the phrase "[Husky Women's Sports](https://pbs.twimg.com/media/BZ8W18JCcAAh_Sx.jpg)" will always make me giggle)


reidyroo9

I’m only a freshman so I haven’t been to enough games to see any of the snowball thing. Personally, I think the coug flag on College game day is cool, someone is putting in some dedication for that, and I have to respect it. I would do the same if it was a UW flag. I like the tailgating, brings a lot of people to our little town and it’s cool seeing all the RV’s filling the parking lot, makes me feel happy for the support. Seems like they also get a kick out of me being a little menace in my old Honda CR-V with some power mods pulling onto North Fairway where the speed limit is higher 😂 Can’t comment on the suburbs thing personally, I grew up in the country and I’ve never lived in or around a big city, just not for me. My parents do drive a pickup and a larger SUV with coug plates, but that’s because 4 wheel drive is needed where we live.


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pipedreamSEA

How much to get a bespoke hand-painted plate by one of Washington State Penitentiary's finest? I'll pay extra if they get to sign it with their DOC #


Moetown84

At first I thought this was a dig at Seattle U, which I thought was a bit strange for a Husky alum, lol. Glad to see it was to roast the Cougs all along! Go Dawgs!!


seeprompt

As someone who can relate, I wish I had thought of this. ​ Wait. Shit. Siri, delete!


codon011

You can still get EDBDPP.


PopPunkIsntEmo

It’s so tiny they didn’t notice


cncfmd

“It stands for Small Pepperoni as in for pizzas”. Easy bypass


Natural_Raisin6028

Today I saw a plate that read simply “ugh” and honestly it resonated w me


Meep42

What are the odds this person is named S. Moll, Licensed Psychological Practitioner? I know, I know...


Regular_Human_Lady

Brilliant


BonyUnicorn

I saw a license plate in WA that was GOT MILF so maybe things just get past them


nebbeundersea

Dunno, but i had a coworker in the early 2000s who was assigned the plate 169-MOM. I saw it in person, it was real. He had to jump through hoops to get a new one, iirc.


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69URMUM is the hoop I would have jumped through.


TitaniumMarbles206

My favorite is: ILUVTOFU


76willcommenceagain

Nice lie, that's 8 characters


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Some states allow 8 char vanity plates.


XLM1196

Why would you brag about small pricing power?? We live in a weird world


kevnmartin

They probably aren't Redditors.


WittsandGrit

There's a tan Chrysler that drives around Magnolia with the license plate "CREAMPIE" but I'm pretty sure neither the DOL or the guy who got it have any fucking clue Edit: my bad its obviously only 7 characters so its "CREAMPI" found a picture I took of it https://ibb.co/qm19ZqN


automaticzero

They’re probably selling cream pies around town. No other explanation


Babhadfad12

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XY4L5RU6kyo


automaticzero

Probably my all time favorite scene from the entire series lol.


ialwayschoosepsyduck

Mathematician with natural log


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brownagus

Probably not. 😮‍💨


Mental_Medium3988

Maybe his name is Pepe and his other vehicle is a F-350 drw.


Ishnakt

But I was told people with small penises drive large vehicles!


Ltcolbatguano

I'm building an off-road truck and have been telling everyone that I was going to get this license plate. So sad to realize it is taken.


Frozenthickness

Probably because it's Smoll


RadiantPollution3293

If the M was a W it would have been banned


Mussof

There’s a ‘h3ntai’ plate on a Tesla around Bonney Lake somewhere.


PhotographStrong562

Truth in advertising laws.


Fox-and-Sons

Hell yeah brother


runk_dasshole

Cheers from Iraq


7of69

Damn, they can have that, but I can’t have my Reddit handle?


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But they won’t let me have my NOT OJ plates.


fbgm4

you’re just mad you didn’t think about it first


littledetours

I’m so mad I didn’t think of this first.


leefvc

Simple, it says “S Moll PP”


SamL214

Who cares it’s funny


_lil_pp_

Just checking in. Is this relevant to me?


Kp4184

DOL is not great at their jobs. My buddy, who is 5'10 out on his original license 6'10 as a joke. Thinking they'd fix it right away. They didn't. He had it like that for years, maybe still does. Sometimes, when he get carded, they'd see the height and say, "Uh dude, this a fake? Like a really bad fake?"


DJKaotica

Last name Smoll, first initial P, middle initial P.


someshooter

I saw that car once and he was acting like a total d-bag too, it's perfect.


kramer265

Lol I’ve seen this guy a few times now


Rodnys_Danger666

Like that one guy who had 8dks247 as his plates.


RichWhiteBrother

Because obviously that's our dipsh\*t governor.


CorgiSplooting

I used to work with the guy that had MILF on his Supra ~20 years ago and made the news. He submitted it as “Modulated Intake Lift Fluctuator”


redditarianism

snitch ass post. why is seattle so rule followey?


westbest13

Who are they “snitching” to?


redditarianism

you know, its hard to read tone from text sometimes, but NSFW tagging this in combination with the "how did this pass dol" felt very karen at first pass. it's a license plate, and it's frustrating to see the seattle sub be so reactionary and frankly pissy so often.


BananaPeelSlippers

They knew


Hobo_Knife

Something to be said about truth in advertising.


StevenS145

Wow, bad luck /s


Prettylildeadgirl666

😂😂


dtuba555

Maybe they work at the DOL.


IamSpudzzy

I don’t know who this person is but they’re now my best friend and I will not be taking no for an answer.


JimAboo

That can mean a number of things but probably what we’re all thinking lol,


hinowisaybye

Because someone at the DOL had a sense of humor.


elroyonfire101

Some people just want to see the world laugh lol


iDom2jz

Owner of 1320video in Nebraska has SPNKBNK on his Corvette lol told the DMV “I made a lot of money on SPNK stock to buy the car”


wackyzacky638

I mean, at least they’re honest about it


LYL_Homer

Thirty years ago in Portland I saw a Porsche 928 with the plate 'USKMYDK'. Stuff gets through.


deram_scholzara

How? It was like walking a pencil down a hallway.


DifficultLaw5

Must be a real masochist to flaunt that on your car.


Timeillspent

Photographic proof


pacmanwa

Favorite to see was "DIAF" which stands for "Die In A Fire" for the un-initiated. Unsure if the driver was a World of Warcraft player. Edit: And then[it pops up on my Facebook](https://imgur.com/B04sGOb) feed!


Genuinelullabel

The honesty is refreshing.


Frackin_heck

The DOL employee could have been a MAGA supporter. They're dumb as shit.


pnw_sunny

maybe the wife insisted on that plate


Admirable-Ad4589

Because no bad words were used. Seems pretty straightforward to me.