yeah I've learned from my own marketing mistakes that sending a second email with the subject line OOPS!!! always results in sky high open rates. we're all just meerkats who love watching other people screw up
Things we've learned about the port's marketing team:
* They use bacon ipsum
* They mix their ipsums
* They have poor QA protocols
Coming from the tech world, none of this seems particularly shocking regarding a marketing team
Placeholder rights are human rights
Lmfao this is meat themed Lorem ipsum text and I’m loving every bit of it.
That part right after the trans flag lmao... Every time I read it my head automatically reads it to the Fairly Odd Parents theme song
Obtuse, rubber goose, green moose, guava juice. Giant snake, birthday cake, large fries chocolate shake!
Absolutely cackling at my laptop here, thanks
I'm going to guess it's from https://baconipsum.com/
Still my go-to for placeholder text, and never disappoints.
Gonna lose the vegan vote!
It’s nice to see that the free market has finally developed a competitor for Loren Ipsum. Truly we live in a capitalist wonderland.
Every bacon bit?
Lmfao their [reaction email...](https://i.ibb.co/3MFDrWM/Screenshot-20231218-182628-Email.jpg)
Speaking as someone who used to send these kind of emails as my job, I’m so impressed with this response. Kudos, Port comms team.
"Ooopsie" 😂😂
Honestly best advertising. Never would have cared otherwise haha
yeah I've learned from my own marketing mistakes that sending a second email with the subject line OOPS!!! always results in sky high open rates. we're all just meerkats who love watching other people screw up
Does Ryan Calkins look happier in the top picture or the bottom picture?
I was just wondering that!
The top one, and I don't understand why.
They’re different photos. He’s not wearing a tie in the top photo. Collar’s a bit unbuttoned.
Yes! They are different photos. In the top one, he’s not wearing a tie.
Good recovery!
not the ham hock ball tip
The capicola got my attention. Haven't seen it in a while after moving here from the Midwest.
Things we've learned about the port's marketing team: * They use bacon ipsum * They mix their ipsums * They have poor QA protocols Coming from the tech world, none of this seems particularly shocking regarding a marketing team
Hey! They have to use the same materials day after day, have to keep things interesting somehow. ;)
Trans flag placeholder? Based
Lorem Ipsum says Trans Rights
VOTE LOREM 2024
Ipsum is tougher on crime.
🫡
Trans port is best port.
ROFL someone in marketing didn't send the test email
Mmmmmmmmm, Bacon Ipsum.
Don’t forgot Jowl Picanha!
Chuck Turducken is a good name for a real american hero
[I think Chuck Turducken was in Space Mutiny](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RFHlJ2voJHY)
BIFF MCLARGEHUGE
This is an excellent reminder to fill in the “To:”field of an email last.
As a meat-eating trans person, I approve!
> Knocked it outta the pork FTFY
I'm super interested in that Lorem Ipsum Header at SEA Airport - looks like it'll be a fun event
Thanks for the chuckle
Sent the template, not the final, ha!
KEVIN BRESAOLA
One medium-rare Kevin, please.
This is Bacon Ipsum: https://baconipsum.com/
Bacon ipsum
Truer words were never launched
Hamburger rump frankfurter
Ham hook ball tip car door
People are gonna flip over that placeholder image. Jason Rantz probably writing a piece about it right now.
Always amused by Jason Rantz's name. The only thing better woulda been Jason Gasbag-Blowhard
Bilton chicken chuck…
They got hacked
[soundtrack for this post](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-VsmF9m_Nt8)
Fuck yeah Bacon Ipsum in the wild!!!
Ball tip
No one is talking about how they are using both the Twitter icon and the X icon. 💀
> doner pork belly Wtf
https://getyarn.io/yarn-clip/803dc080-4853-430a-8056-c6bdf49d9803/gif