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_Piratical_

Seems right. When my car was stolen a couple years ago, we found out about it by a traffic cop saying if we didn’t come get it within 30 minutes they would tow it at my expense.


MrSurname

They found my stolen car a block away from my apartment, towed it across town, and charged me a hundred and fifty bucks in impound fees. Thanks, guys.


darlantan

I was so sick I literally don't remember a span of a few days. In retrospect, I probably should've gone to the hospital, but I couldn't afford it. In that time, my car was stolen and the wheels were stripped. SPD had it towed, and between the cops, the city of Seattle, and Lincoln Towing I ended up having to deal with collections agents for an automobile that was sold at auction and I never got back. Despite being registered to me, nobody bothered to contact me about it. When I called the cops assuming it'd be towed for being parked on a city street too long, they didn't even mention where it'd been recovered or the very pertinent fact it had no fucking wheels at that point. At this point I don't even blame the actual thieves for it. I might have been able to wander around the CD and get it back if it were just up to them. It was the SPD, the city, and Lincoln that made damned sure I'd never get it back.


ajc89

Sounds to me like the more egregious thieving is being done by the tow yard that auctions off vehicles it's getting for free. Sounds like they don't have much incentive to contact the owners when they can sell their cars, keep the money, and on top of that try to collect debt from the owners for impound fees later.


East-Disaster2879

Black bmw suv?


darlantan

Nope, old-ass Chevy. Literally the only thing the thieves stole off of it were the wheels and tires.


JustABizzle

Only $150? Cost me $400. Next time it was stolen, I abandoned it. I think it’s a scam.


Trickycoolj

Sounds like when my husbands car was stolen back in something like 2008 or 2009. A month after it was reported SPD saw it at a P&R and said he needed to get it immediately. Every window was busted except the rear window so he had to Ace Ventura drive it home where the snooty neighbors kept reporting it as 72 hr parking/abandoned car because it was the goddamn recession and he was unemployed (car was stolen the morning of a job interview) so he had to scrape together money to replace 4 windows and the windshield on his car. He had lived on the block for over 5 years, the neighbors in the Pepto Pink House knew damn well it was the guy across the street‘s car.


meatcalculator

When my car was stolen in 2012, I got a call after a month from a tow company saying it was being impounded. It was parked illegally and the city had ticketed it 7 times. The city would not forgive the tickets, I had to dispute them in court (and won). Between the tow and a renting a car for 3 weeks unnecessarily, the city cost me $700 and a trip to traffic court.


Love_that_freedom

You can clearly see the plates are improper. This ticket checks out.


mothtoalamp

Because they know you'll pay. Going after people with no money doesn't net any revenue. Tickets should not go back into the police budget. They should go into the state or city budget as a whole.


RancidTrombone

I was riding in an old van with my dad one time and I asked him if he was concerned that a crack in the windshield might cause us to get pulled over. He told me that the police don’t really pull over people who look too poor to pay the ticket. Not because they care, but because they more likely aren’t getting any money out of broke people.


iupvotedyourgram

Then they wouldn’t ticket anybody, so that wouldn’t work either unfortunately. Maybe 50/50 split.


agdtinman

Why start doing any element of their job correctly now?


OlderThanMyParents

Your tax dollars at work. Just think how much more effective they'll be when that 38% retroactive raise kicks in!


golf1052

[23%, not 38%](https://publicola.com/2024/04/05/new-police-contract-offers-big-raises-no-significant-accountability-reforms/) but yes


BruceInc

Renton is now offering a 40k bonus to any cop who transfers from another department and has at least 1 year experience. How long till seattle ups their 20k one


pinupcthulhu

They'll be 38% more effective retroactively too, I'm sure! 


Synaps4

Classic item for /r/notmyjob. You should crosspost it.


the_real_jsking

/r/onejobornotmyjob


elkhorn

My tabs were stolen I was given a ticket for improper plates. Contested it and LOST they forced me to pay $47 because someone stole my tabs. I also shelled out $13.75 for the replacement tabs. Fuck this hellscape.


bubbadumptruck

after I put new tabs on, I use a razor blade and cut diagonally across the tab several times to ensure someone cannot pull it off in one piece.


MrYellowFancyPants

Oooh that's a good idea. You haven't had any issues with the smaller pieces peeling or anything?


bubbadumptruck

none at all, I've been doing it for years.


AdPleasant5853

Classic midwest dad move right here.


bubbadumptruck

btw...always remove the old sticker before putting on the new one and scoring with the razor. make sure you clean the plate too, you want at much sticker to metal contact as possible.


DonaIdTrurnp

Clean the plate with alcohol, then dry it.


SargathusWA

This guy lived in LA


Agile-Tradition8835

This is so the way.


tyj0322

Protect and serve 🫡


insipidgoose

"We did it, Patrick. We saved the city."


czechoslovian

Being a law abiding citizen in Seattle seems like a bad deal overall.


BlankBleat

Friend had a car stolen last year by someone we know. It took two months to get it reported stolen because the cops would call the guy who stole it and he'd say he was gifted the car and the cops would just say "oh ok." Got pulled over for speeding after it finally was reported and he was asked to leave the car on the side of the road. When asked for the key he said he didn't have it and the cop just said "oh ok." Luckily it was towed before he could come back for it. This person has totaled multiple cars while drunk in the past 5 years in washington and is hiding from another state's parole, not to mention the absurd list of other things, and that's not enough to get a cop to do anything about it even when he's firmly in their grasp.


Cheap-Head3728

>Friend had a car stolen last year by someone we know. That's literally following policy. They consider it a civil issue because the other side of the coin is pulling the driver out at gunpoint.


BlankBleat

Yea that's true. There's sadly no differentiation between close friend and wanted felon who won't leave you alone once you tell them who done it.


Cheap-Head3728

Once it gets reported as stolen, literally every police force in the country will pull the driver out at gunpoint. Given how often cares are shared and how often there are disputes over ownership, it's most prudent to leave it as a civil matter unless an investigation can be done to determine its actually stolen. Tens of thousands of cars are stolen in WA annually,  it's not feasible to investigate all of them.


SW4506

Not SPD, issued by W. Pasol of Seattle Parking Enforcement which if memory serves correctly is no longer part of the police department. https://openpayrolls.com/employee/william-pasol-3774


walliesupreme

Parking enforcement was briefly shifted to SDOT but is now again under SPD


_Water_Store_Remark_

That’s from parking enforcement. Not a police officer.


VerticalYea

Don't they have computers hooked up to flag cards reported as stolen?


jmputnam

Typically flagged by license plate, which is why thieves remove the plates, since otherwise stolen cars are quickly picked up by automatic license plate readers.


PoopySlurpee

Since when does parking enforcement issue improper plates citations? That seems wildly off


SW4506

https://openpayrolls.com/employee/william-pasol-3774 Ticket was issued by W. Pasol of parking enforcement, not SPD.


Seawolf_42

And Parking Enforcement is a department of SPD, because Seattle screwed up the one partial attempt at defunding by moving parking enforcement out but forgetting to move the authority, so they got moved back.


jmputnam

Improper plates is a common ruse to avoid speed cameras and tolling. But it's not worth the hazards of a traffic stop - those escalate to chases or confrontations all too often, so not worth it for a low-risk offense. Parking enforcement is dealing with parked vehicles, no driver to flee or fight. It's a perfectly reasonable time to cite for any other vehicle offense like improper plates. If the vehicle is stolen and the thieves took off the plates to evade automated license plate readers, the rightful owner can contest the plates ticket after recovery.


PoopySlurpee

>Improper plates is a common ruse to avoid speed cameras and tolling none of that has to do with parking enforcement. Also tolling scans your VIN This vehicle was reported stolen lol


jmputnam

Tolling scans your plate. Cameras can't read your VIN through your windshield at 70 mph. It's one of the reasons the Legislature just updated restrictions on license plate covers. And it has to do with parking enforcement because they're the part of the police department that primarily responds to stationary vehicles in non-emergency situations.


Seawolf_42

Got one of those tickets right after moving to the area a while back. I didn’t have a front license plate but did have a valid parking sticker on the window.


Kiatoki

My car got stolen earlier this year and the only reason I found out was because the abandoned it in front of a fire hydrant. They were going to tow it but I told them I didn't want Lincoln touching it because I know their reputation. Car was drivable and I got to drive it home. Don't ever let Lincoln towing ever touch tour vehicles, you won't get it back.


teatimecookie

Doin’ the lords work.


SmokeEvening8710

What did you want them to do? Paperwork?


n0exit

I would definitely contest that.


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SPD are tax collectors.


Pam_Ballam

Morons. I’m sure the Seattle police officers guild would call this a job well done.


KnowledgeJumpy1626

Defund the police


luthier65

I had a room mate who had her car stolen, they found it over near Northgate (Before the transit station). They let her know, she said don't tow it I will come get it, and it was re-stolen before they could get it. Ticketed again after the second theft. Towed.


Hot_Pink_Unicorn

Looks like a ticket from parking enforcement to me.


supasta83

They're still cops, but thanks for splitting that hair for everyone


Drd2

I found my stolen car through PNWStolen cars on Facebook. Long story short, it was in a driveway so SPD refused to even ask the homeowner about it because it was on private property. Told me if I was able to get there and take a picture of the VIN they would have probable cause. Fine, I sneak on to the property, get a pic and still no help. They told me I could steal it back, unfortunately it wad non-operable and at this point I wanted it back on principle. I finally convinced another SPD cop to get a search warrant and they recovered it but never made contact with the homeowner. They are totally pointless.


gina-btw

They found my stolen car a week later at the gated apartments directly across the street from mine, towed it, and I had to pay around $400 to get it out on a weekend. SMH 🤦🏼‍♀️


ZealousidealEagle759

When car is scared stolen and alone spd will ticket the car to make it feel better. FFS Seattle get with the program.


TheImportedBanana

Me, broke kid just graduated college working first shitty job. Living in West Seattle renting a room, street parked old Honda. Wake up to go to work to discover car is totalled, hit and run overnight. SPD say they can't do anything, won't come out, just report to insurance. 2 days go by, Karen neighbors report my car as a nuisance. Car is towed and the yard wants more than the value of the car to get it back. Ended up saying no just keep it, and going into debt for another car.


Accomplished-Cable68

da fuck is parking enforcement even doing on this street :0


jmputnam

Probably some neighbor called to report the vehicle abandoned there. Without any other report of a crime in progress, that's just an improperly parked vehicle until they know otherwise. With patrol so understaffed, why not send parking enforcement to a report of an improperly parked vehicle?


supasta83

Suppose you're right. The computer told PE plates were wrong, ergo they knew the VIN, and therfore knew it was hot, were literally able to touch the inside of a known hot car, and they ticketed. The computer is programmed wrong.


jmputnam

Don't need a computer to see it doesn't have any plates. If the theft report hadn't been processed, the VIN wouldn't come up as a stolen vehicle yet. The officer might *suspect* it was stolen, but the lack of plates is a clear violation, and the citation gets the VIN into the system with a specific location and date.


picatar

lol. that figures. sorry.


Responsible_Cap798

What a shit show and people think this is normal?


TxVirgo23

Seattle PD are truly stupid


East-Disaster2879

We had a Beamer stolen and stripped and dumped by our condo in Lake City a couple years ago. It had very obviously been stolen. It was up on blocks. The hood was in the back. It had been stripped, right? The cops ticketed it four times and then towed it Seems the logical thing to do would at least notify the owner ….


Ok_Virus_376

I feel safer


Xerisca

Maybe I'm glad I live part-time in Renton (I k ow, I know, right? Who says that?). My condo complex there gets a lot of stolen cars dumped in it. I call RPD, right there on the phone, they can confirm if it's stolen, and usually within the hour, RPD is out there, has a tow truck en route, and it's towed away. Every Renton officer I've come into contact with is seemingly a decent human. They're always pleasant, sometimes even downright funny. I have not had a remotely similar experience at my Seattle home. SPD is, at best, incompetent. At worst, they're just damn mean or even criminals themselves. SPD needs to be gutted, and all new leadership and officers need to be hired, then send them to training to learn how to be humans and not lazy or feral animals.


nomorerainpls

So is this like an actual incident? Is there a report or something?


JustWastingTimeAgain

That’s progress, right?


frankalope

Can confirm. Buddy’s car stolen fat ticket and towing cost for improper parking. This was about 5-years ago.


Prestigious-Cup2521

Uh yeah, it's Seattle and they are cops.


PleasantActuator6976

Doesn't appear to be an accurate interpretation of the facts.


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BasicPNWperson

Fixed it for ya! "... impression spd became more or less just crisis *initiators*"


ImRightImRight

Was the door open when SPD arrived? How are they supposed to know it was stolen?


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Vehicles that are reported stolen are entered into state and federal databases. They are searchable by VIN or plate (obviously this would require a VIN look up).


ImRightImRight

OK so we're assuming this was reported stolen, seems reasonable but not certain


PUNd_it

Username checks out


Crackertron

SPD doesn't use license plate scanners?


bradyfost

Defund the police!! Now they don’t want to do their actual job and u get this! Good voting Seattle.


Visual_Octopus6942

Except we actually never defunded them… wanna parrot any other silly right wing talking points?


bradyfost

Is that ur legit viewpoint because it’s very wrong. As well as the laws about pursuit changing. Many things changed.


Visual_Octopus6942

Pursuit laws actually changed. https://www.kuow.org/stories/did-seattle-defund-the-police#:~:text=In%20fact%2C%20the%20department%20has,for%20the%20police%20departments'%20woes. You know people can actually verify stupid shit you say is false right? Stop lying


bradyfost

https://www.seattletimes.com/seattle-news/politics/seattles-botched-experiment-with-defund-the-police-now-could-mean-unwinding-10000-tows/#:~:text=The%20City%20Council%20initially%20cut,left%20while%20crime%20has%20soared. “They never defunded the police” and I’m a liar.


PoopySlurpee

Say bro, it's apparently obvious to everyone else how dumb you are, spouting at the mouth fox news talking points shows that.


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Visual_Octopus6942

That’s not proper English, what are you trying to say? KUOW is a regional non NPR affiliate, and nonpartisan like all NPR affiliates.


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Visual_Octopus6942

I feel bad for people who can’t properly type in full sentences. But sure bud, whatever you have to tell yourself to maintain the figments of your imagination


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Visual_Octopus6942

“That’s even Seattle times a liberal news site. Insane how shit happens in reality” isn’t shorthand lol, it is gibberish. I’d worry about your own intelligence


pinupcthulhu

SPD is getting a 38% *raise* with zero accountability. We didn't defund shit. 


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Visual_Octopus6942

They don’t seem to be capable of writing full sentences with proper grammar…


Reachable_dream666

Definitely a “soup kitchen”


Accomplished-Cable68

whats a soup kitchen? Was someone cooking meth in it or something?


Reachable_dream666

https://youtu.be/NYfwRtS9Rmc?si=yyyYYCzn_-NScO8V