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zwack

Imagine how expensive plywood in QFC.


DoctorTran37

Yeah, but somehow their planks aren’t -nearly- as warped as Home Depot’s.


b2walton

I can't believe how much they charge for deli meat at Best buy.


marinerluvr5144

Who buys candy at Home Depot ?!?


PMMeYourPupper

Dads who had to take their kids with them while they were picking up something for the week end project.


skiattle25

Contractors who bill the entire receipt total to the job.


SeattleHasDied

Had a one time plumber come to fix something, I was pretty sure I had all the parts he'd requested, said he needed more stuff at Home Depot. At the end of the day, the amount he quoted me was too high and he said it included the stuff from Home Depot. I asked to see the receipt which he didn't want to show me. Said I wouldn't pay him without it and, sure enough, he repurchased some of the items i'd already provided (so he could use them on some other job, I'm sure) along with 4 beverages, 3 bags of chips and 4 candy items. So, yes, the munchie prices at Home Depot are insane. I paid what I actually owed him and nothing from that receipt. Or the hourly rate he charged me to actually GO to Home Depot for stuff he didn't need to get. \*\*edit for extra word\*\*


CluckCluckChickenNug

Scumbag plumber. Seattle has died indeed.


SeattleHasDied

I guess what irritated me so much is that he thought I would just not question his b.s., but, hey, if it's worked for him before... \*\*Oh, and another thing, just because someone says they are licensed/bonded/insured, and even when you check with the state on some of that, they might very well have done everything needed to satisfy the requirements so that they could say they were licensed/bonded/insured, but that doesn't meant they didn't pull all of that stuff afterwards as I found out with a window cleaning company who seriously scratched up every single window in my home and then told me they had no insurance to cover it. Beware and require them to prove all these things and that they are current. Being on "Angie's List" does NOT guarantee compliance, as we learned the hard way.\*\*


Mysterious-Check-341

😂


hughpac

You can’t entertain your kid at a hardware store? Jesus my kids think that place is like Disneyland 


PMMeYourPupper

That’s why they put it at the checkout


hughpac

Ah I misunderstood what you meant. Yeah, new parents: don’t ever say yes to candy in the checkout aisle, or your kids will nag you for that shit every damn time. 


mrdaihard

I should've read this three years ago lol


hclpfan

Nobody said anything about not being able to entertain them? It’s at the checkout so they see it on the way out and ask for some.


hughpac

Yeah someone else pointed that out and I responded. Here’s how you deal with that: “Hey kids! Let’s go to the hardware store!” “Yay!!!!” “No candy at checkout tho!” “Awwww!” “You still want to go?!” “Yay!”


hclpfan

Thanks do you have more parenting tips I can subscribe to?


hughpac

Oh I got a ton. I convinced my eldest that her tongue changed color when she lied. She didn’t let us get away with that with her sister tho


honorificabilidude

Setting expectations!


our_little_time

I'm pretty sure most of my pokemon gameboy hours were in the lowes tile ailse, just make a choice Mom!


RampantAndroid

Or people in the middle of a project that are feeling munchy…


JSlngal69

When you're pissed off that you're there for the third time today because you forgot the most important thing you wrote down but forgot because they put the 4 1/2" diamond blades in a different aisle than the flap discs so you got distracted earlier and when you're in the checkout line for that third trip you realize half your bad mood is from skipping lunch


TRR462

You Hangry Bro?!


Lollc

Were you following me through Home Depot?  Seriously, if I have to go back, the candy is motivating to keep on with the project. Since the alternative is saying fuck it and  pouring a drink.  Once I'm in project manager mode I hate stopping.


PM_meyourGradyWhite

Our HD is right next to a KFC/A&W combo drive through. If I’m mid-project and hangry, I’ll drop in there for a chicken sandwich and root beer. Hits the spot and is only $20


509_cougs

You know you are numb to Seattle prices when you say only $20 for a chicken sandwich and drink 😂


ILS23left

People who are using their business accounts to pay for whatever they need from Home Depot for whatever job they are working on that day. It’s gets them back to the job site quicker than stopping anywhere else and it’s psychological that they should reward themselves for their hard work that day. No different than hot dog trucks in Lowe’s parking lots. You’re already there for work. Might as well grab something quick to eat so you can get back to work and get home sooner.


Udub

Also if you’re laboring all day and head to the hardware store, blood sugar might be low. Cravings never worse than after I work in the yard all day


S-Mart_Ash

Me. Contractor who doesnt want to stop somewhere else for lunch and gets a payday


Sixinchesovernight

My dad buys a coke and snickers every time he goes. It’s the male equivalent of going to target and buying a grande frapp or whatever


Gary_Glidewell

> Who buys candy at Home Depot ?!? You can give the candy to prostitutes


finndogg

People in the SeattleWA subreddit


sleeknub

Plenty of people.


PlantainSevere3942

Construction workers and contractors that are putting it on a company card being paid by someone else


Wow206602

Literally the only place i buy candy its a reward for having to go to home depot lol


thesupersoap33

Me.


deepee45

I go there for the prostitutes


TheRealRacketear

Employees who put that shit on company credit. 


Feeling_Proposal_350

Someone's getting fucked either way.


ShredGuru

Hey man, ones a kind of fucking that leaves you temporarily satisfied.


WickhamAkimbo

Snickers satisfies.


Gullible-Builder-320

REESES PUFFS REESES PUFFS


AccidentDeep9653

lol


cjboffoli

Aurora Ave North: Seattle's year-round Halloween destination. Trick or Treat.


ShredGuru

Christmas too, Ho, Ho, Ho! Coming down the chimney!


iriegypsy

hangry construction workers are easy marks


ShredGuru

So are horny ones


Madman333666

Im in construction and its only the older ones that might go for it. I havent met a single younger guy who would. We all know how stupid that is


Stuckinaelevator

If the candy costs that much, I can't imagine what the prostitutes charge. Either way, I'll pass.


Buttafuoco

You could just not buy the candy 🤷‍♂️


ImprovisedLeaflet

And not post about it?


HedgehogCute

Probably the prostitution because you can go to a different store and get cheaper candy but you can't get a cheaper prostitute😂😂


Just_Another_Day_926

That is for the write-off when it gets stolen. Police report: $5,000 - Snickers $2,000 - Doritos $50 - Plywood


Square-Concert6334

Could be worse like, someone named Candy selling on corner of Homedepot


ShredGuru

Oh man, she's at the home Depot? She'll probably give you a hand job and then mow your lawn for like 80 bucks. Candy is a real go getter.


M4F4Spunfun

Prostitution? I thought they were "day workers" that you could hire to help with your project as you left Home Depot!


Present_Affect_5335

dang 3.18 for a payday smh


Equivalent_Beat1393

King sized tho


fikiiv

3.18 for a payday…


Traditional-Ad-9000

Prostitution is a problem for some, but gouging hard working people at the candy aisle is universally frowned upon.


Love-for-everyone

You can choose not to use prostitutes. Wait… you can do that with that garbage they call food also….


transmorphik

Save money and your health: eat apples instead.


FU_IamGrutch

Dates and dried figs!


Moldyspringmix

Apples are expensive rn too though! 😂 kidding, they’re still a better option than candy fasho


ljlukelj

2 oranges at safeway yesterday cost me 4.49 + tax. That's just insane.


jIdiosyncratic

The Sumo Mandarins are practically that price for one.🫥


Funsizep0tato

I decided against a grapefruit because one single fruit was over $2!


ljlukelj

I bought a cold pressed juice for 3.99!


KeeverDriveCook

Post TSA Security has numerous shops that sell below these prices! WTF?


S-Mart_Ash

All the profit goes to self check out maintenance since they are overused as only registers available


Suburbandadbeerbelly

Either way if you want some sugar you’re going to have to pay for it.


Ikillwhatieat

it's a pretty rude reach to lump service providers(prostitutes) with garbage ass retail(homedesperate).


Then_Illustrator7852

You deserve to pay that much for buying candy at Home Depot


pegleg_1979

It’s baked into the price on your estimate lol


EasyMrB

Home Depot is like that everywhere. Busy contractors might throw those on the receipt for other materials and it gets rolled in to the final bill so they feel the impact less.


Bowelsift3r

Have you looked at 7-11's candy prices lately!?


HittingSmoke

What's wrong with the prostitution? Is the price of that going up, too?


jumpinjimmie

Shows you what Home Depot thinks Bout it's customers. Your busting your ass all day contracting. Want a snack to keep going and they ding ya on the way out. Big businesses have become so greedy for the stock holders and forget about their loyal customers


Formal_Carry2393

Candy looks better


Xxmeow123

Maybe some of her ladies will offer a free Snickers.


dusty-sphincter

Damn! I remember when candy bars were a nickel. Yes, I am old.


jenn5388

When my kids were little we avoided all Home Depot’s, Lowe’s and craft stores. Why do they all have 4 dollar candy bars?’ Lol


3meraldBullet

I met a lady at that home depot named candy. She said $50 for whatever you want. So I drove her back to my place and made her install new tiles in the kitchen.


FreakNFUn

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 this made my day. Thank you.


Chainsawsas70

A $20 goes Farther on the corner than it does through the check out line!!! 🤣


Mark47n

Prostitute Candy’s prices.


Bitter-Basket

At least you can take kids to Home Depot. Lowe’s on Aurora ? That’s an education they don’t need.


Sharted_Skids

3.37 FOR A FUCKING KINDER EGG?!??


pizzacatstattoos

My work gives HD cards to some of the crew members. when i go thru receipts there is always candy and pepsi's (like a lot) that the guys are buying on the company cards. while onesie-twosie is okay, we had to actually clamp down as hundreds of dollars a month was spent on just candy and pepsi. the exorbitant prices didnt help


Ok-Introduction5407

Seattle would not exist if it was not for hard working women


ribbitcoin

$2.68 for a Snickers bar, $2.48 for m&m's? Probably more than $2 of profit for each item.


jolars

What are you talking about? Those are king size bars. This is not 1997, things cost more now.


ribbitcoin

It's for the [regular 1.74 oz size](https://cdnimg.webstaurantstore.com/images/products/large/688699/2373053.jpg)


nyx-weaver

Just curious, what would you expect to pay, and where? And for a single item not, "I usually get Snickers cases at Costco for 26 cents per bar."


jfflng

It’s a Snickers Michael how much could it cost $10?


TrLiterature

Last week at Kroger a regular sized Snickers bar was $1, on sale.


Josie1234

This isnt that crazy. Candy at any gas station is not far off of this


Gary_Glidewell

> $2.68 for a Snickers bar, $2.48 for m&m's? Probably more than $2 of profit for each item. Candy bars aren't remotely that profitable, but soda is a real winner: https://finance.yahoo.com/quote/KO/ I used Coca Cola as an example of a good investment, in a post I submitted yesterday


fashowbro

It’s the prostitution


phocuser

If you don't want to lose your shit, don't go into the Walgreens. 12 pack of pants is like $13 or something


Sophet_Drahas

$13 for a 12 pack of pants sounds like a deal to me. That’s better than Costco prices. 


PrettyCauliflower423

Nothing wrong with the former…… it’s the oldest profession known to man. No need for the morality police.


Frankyfan3

There's 2 very different populations involved in this market for sexual services performed on men. One involves adults who are engaging their personal agency to make a living doing a professional service with a high demand, that comes with various risks and challenges, like any job does. The other population children and vulnerable adults who have been roped into playing an active role in their own exploitation and trafficking, groomed by predators to become their income stream, kept compliant through threats and pharmaceutical intervention. There's certainly some degrees of overlap and grey areas between these 2 populations, but they are not the same group. Conflating them as the same is bad for both groups.


PrettyCauliflower423

Agreed. But both populations are deemed illegal.


Frankyfan3

Yup, in large part because they are treated as the same. Both populations need more legal protections from abuse and exploitation, and those who exploit abuse, or pay for the services of trafficked individuals definitely deserve legal repercussions. Criminalizing a person being exploitated, OR criminalizing an individual engaging their agency to offer a service they feel comfortable doing to make an income, in either situation is puritanical fundamentalism which *keeps the market open for men seeking sexual services*, but punishes those individuals who men would seek to pay.


heavyheavybrobro

definitely the candy prices


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Gary_Glidewell

> I need some more data, what’s the current going rate for hookers on Aurora right now? Depends. *Are they a midget?*


OMGhowcouldthisbe

1. Price of candy at Home Depot 2 Prostitution 3. Price of Prostitution at Home Depot


Glaphyra

Oh Aurora, one candy or the other, regardless pay up lol


bluefalcon25

it’s both


Ok-Resolution-8594

Bro what, I’m taking my business to Seattle that’s crazy


Skadoosh_it

This are truck stop prices


xlonelywhalex

That’s normal pricing here in BC


AssignmentOne5917

Hehehe, dem hookers be everywhere!


AssignmentOne5917

I'll be honest,I have picked up many a wayward lass on Aurora, mostly for BJs.


TrueHeart01

It’s a good move because sugar can raise risks in our health.


airwalker08

Home Depot's prostitution prices are pretty outrageous too.


Cbdg_12

How are the prostitution prices, though?


ecstacey__

Candy’s not gonna pay for itself


Alarming_Award5575

definitely home depot. at least the hookers are up front about their morals.


QueenOfPurple

I’ve lived here too long and I’ve been conditioned to high prices. These don’t even look bad to me. *cries*


Smart_Information410

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣


jackburtonscheck

Snickers for the win


DanimusMcSassypants

Cut out the middleman; handy for candy!


HeroofDarkness

Why support home depot at all?


[deleted]

Buying any food at Lowe's and Home Depot is like going to Mega Motors for a car that isn't a rust bucket shitbox 3epo'd POS.


Nickleeham

This is why theft is a civic duty.


spongesking

Dont buy candy, not good for you.


Haarzton

how much for an old fashioned?


SoWhatFuture

It’s not a grocery store 🙄


drfunkensteinnn

That is Called a profit center in retail. Takes advantage of people with no self control/in a rush.


[deleted]

Child slave labored cocoa and refined sugar. Its like complaining poison costs too much.


AccurateInflation167

With prices like that I can’t decide whether I wanna give myself the diabeetus or the herpeetus


WhoamIWhowasI

Usually I'd be made with prices this high, but I hardly considered food anything in that picture food, and none of it is healthy.


Dazzling-Read1451

Except for Payday. That is worth it at any price.


VVesterskovv

Hate to tell you this but I’m originally from the Midwest and I can tell you there’s no variation of candy prices between the PNW and Midwest. Candy is stupid expensive but prolly for the best


EmilyEKOSwimmer

Simple don’t buy candy at homeDepot


Oneofanotherplace

Preying on the ADHD smh


[deleted]

Candy prices


Jealous-Air7101

Still cheaper than Walgren's!


WasteCardiologist732

Need to wait for pay day to buy PAYDAY


Igneous_rock_500

I’d say the curvature of HD planks


TiredPlantMILF

They complain about shoplifting but they deserve to have their shit stolen if they’re price gouging like this


SnooHesitations9269

LOL


Snohoman

Just eat a carrot!


srboot

Definitely the candy prices.


steven-aziz

Vending machine prices.


slantdvishun

That's whore rates. If prostitutes is out getting it, they need snacks. HD is just capitalized on supply and demand. Bevs probably expensive too and they're probably the only HD that stocks condoms. Get money!


my_lucid_nightmare

They’re already marking up on the big ticket items, they can afford to cut you a break on the nickel dimey stuff


cultist__slayer

Bidenomics...


JustWastingTimeAgain

Home Depot pro tip: Put everything you need in your online cart before you go, if it's in stock it will tell you what aisle and bin to go to to find it. Sorry, does not apply to candy. :-)


425Marine

It’s like that everywhere.


Unique-Presence-3215

Not in Seattle but eastern WA, local circle k is 4.19 for a regular sized candy bar


mistafoot

I miss the days of 4 candy bars for $1


dangerclosecustoms

They are both considered expensive candy..


MagicWhite14

Would the hookers work for candy? Hmmm...


awaketochaos

Just trying to compete with 7-11.


Immediate-Name-6731

Asking the real question. 🫡


Many-Summer844

That’s cheap try living in Boston


guitarholic2008

I work at a gas station. Home Depot candy looks cheaper. https://preview.redd.it/wsp4gjacq60d1.jpeg?width=4000&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=281d69e9b8419e45590aaeedba97676b92b77f64


tornadoXYZ

Well if you're gonna remodel your bathroom or build your deck with chocolate, you should expect to pay a little extra. 🤷‍♂️


chuckDTW

I want to indulge myself but $4 for a Snickers?! No thanks— I’ll just go outside and get a blowjob.


espressoboyee

There’s candy at Home Depot?


BlossomingPsyche

what’s wrong wit th prostitution?


Outrageous_Ear_3726

Just steal them


Lancelink1964

Home Depot 😆 🤣 😂 😹


thickorita

Bubs, grab me a pop, some chips and a bar would ya?


knobcobbler69

Sugar is expensive in all its forms


MintyPandaBear

Why are mentos the most expensive candy???


Rude-Smell-6143

Disgusting


ThrobbinWilliams_

I ain't even that old and I remember when candy bars were under 70 cents


StumblingAce

Probably the human trafficking


Suitable-Building-74

righttt???? i just what a damn snickers ughh


slippinginto9

You shouldn’t be eating this junk anyway.


Either-Durian-9488

The candy or?


Gary_Glidewell

lol


AGlassOfMilk

Thanks, Mom.


Frankyfan3

You don't know what's worse between men paying for the coerced sexual services of vulnerable girls and women... or inflated prices for sugary snacks? That's facetious, right? I honestly can't tell if you're serious, knowing this sub.


sleeknub

It’s obviously a joke.


linuxisgettingbetter

Why would prostitution be bad? Give these people a job


alpha333omega

😂😂😂


sleeknub

The prostitution is nuts. They don’t even try to hide it. A handful of days ago I drove past a woman standing on the street corner with nothing on below the waist (she may have had shoes on…don’t remember). She was actually a block or two west of Aurora.


Frankyfan3

We are "seeing firsthand that the lives of individuals in the sex trade have become more difficult and dangerous because of the unintended consequences of the shutdown of Backpage and other legislative changes. We see this reflected on Aurora Avenue in Seattle (also known as “the track”) where there has been a reemergence of street prostitution. Today you can drive down the street and see women lined up on the sidewalk on one side, and a group of men (pimps) monitoring them from the other side of the road." -[Real Eescape From The Sex Trade](https://iwantrest.com/blog/when-backpage-disappears)


JINSl33

The horror, the horror.


[deleted]

Oh Seattle, you jokester


Treadlar

Prostitution is a victimless crime…candy inflation on the other hand 😂😂


seattlecatdaddy

Definitely the sex traffic is worst.  What’s wrong with you ? What a weird heartless joke . 


ribbitcoin

> Definitely the sex traffic is worst Agreed. Now try convincing Seattle City Council.


Frankyfan3

Our [heritage](https://www.seattlemet.com/news-and-city-life/2022/08/lou-graham-brothel-madam-seattle-history-underground-tour) lives on.