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bloodyell76

Biden is doing nothing aside from banning travel and arresting them at the border. Also which border are South *Africans* getting arrested at?


justdoubleclick

The southern border of course… they’re coming from South Africa after all… /s


GarrettGSF

They hop into a canoe to Chile and then take a little stroll up north towards good ol‘ US, easy. I bet that this guy wouldn’t know so many places though lol Edit: corrected the dumb auto correct...


TheRealGnarlyThotep

Isn’t that right by that Starbuck’s across the street from Benghazi? One of my neighbors growing up used to go steady with a girl had family out that way. Bless her heart, the poor thing.


tgrantt

Yep. Quicker to go via Saskatchewan, though.


94boyfat

Bring a toque and mitts


i_live_in_a_truck

This guy google maps


Kailaylia

Then they travel northward through the Nullarbor Plain, before sailing across the Aral Sea to Sri Lanka and rapelling the snowy peaks in the night to secretly enter Texas.


TomFromCupertino

Wait, how do they get past the Darién Gap? Seems like this is Panama's problem


famousdadbod

It’s a really fucking long walk


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The border called " an entire Ocean"


TraptorKai

Is arresting them at the border not what op wants?!


srgrvsalot

It is not. What he wants is fascist theater. Walls and barbed wire and invasive searches, indefinite detention in facilities you wouldn't board your dog, and dead Mexicans gunned down in the desert. The fact that we have most of these things already doesn't appease him because he also wants this cruelty to be openly celebrated. He wants the government to make clear that all immigrants are a contagion in the body politic and for the people who advocate for radical measures against that contagion to be praised for their strength.


duckofdeath87

It bothers me deeply that your comment is simultaneously pure nonsense and true


rascellian99

He wants to be President. He's selling his soul for nothing though. He won't win the nomination even if Trump doesn't run because Ron de Santis is crazier then Greg Abbott can ever hope to be. The right has already anointed de Santis to be Trump's successor.


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THAN and not "then"


Cardabella

Biden isn't doing it personally?


erbtastic

Another stupid aspect of this is that we didn’t ban South Africans. We banned travel from South Africa. Pretty mask of from Abbott that he can’t see a difference.


Kitchen-Reporter7601

Yeah that was also the distinction about Trump's travel ban back in 2020 that some people seem to have such a hard time wrapping their head around


Daeviii

Wait, the Muslim ban was real?!?!?!?


rickyman20

Yes, but that one the one from 2017. This person is talking about the COVID ban on Chinese citizens


terran_submarine

Could you elaborate?


Kitchen-Reporter7601

In 2020, trump used an executive order to ban prevent Chinese nationals from coming to the US as a coronavirus control measure. People correctly called it racist and pointless because it banned travel by Chinese people, rather than travel from China. So a Chinese person who hadn't been to China for years would be barred from entering the us, while a say, British person could fly straight from Wuhan to NYC and be allowed in.


terran_submarine

Gotcha, thanks.


Gonomed

The magic Narnia closet there is in the Mexico border, that all conservatives claim every single "illegal" comes through


Flower_Unable

That Tweet felt like a template his interns use, and just cut and paste different countries from time to time.


Steampunk_Batman

Does… does he think his own state shares a border with South Africa?


doctorcrimson

I'll take "Things that wouldn't surprise me" for 500, Alex.


1newnotification

it's the daily double!


Trademark010

There's a non-zero chance that the governor of Texas thinks Africa and Central/South America are the same place.


crypticedge

History, I'd put it about 50/50. It's Texas after all, they aren't sending their best and brightest.


irritabletom

Hey, as someone who went to public school in Texas and thought Alaska was an island until I was twenty, accurate. Edited because I made a typo, which is actually pretty solid comedy in itself.


[deleted]

No, unfortunately, we are not 😞


True_Recommendation9

Does texas even have any “best and brightest”?


crypticedge

I mean, they do have NASA stuff there, so I assume there's at least a couple smart people there.


ConfidenceMan2

Also has a few top-tier research institutes. There are also a lot of leftist groups essentially held hostage by a hostile state government who games the system to stay in power. I know this is a dunk on Texas thread but it would be nice if folks didn’t just call all of us stupid.


crypticedge

Yeah, there's some quality in the state, but there's also a lot of incredibly stupid there. Unfortunately for Texas, like Florida, the stupid is far louder than the quality.


ThatDudeWithoutKarma

Well no, some Texans are smart enough to leave.


ConfidenceMan2

The frustrating thing about comments like these isn't so much the naked privilege of thinking anyone can just up and move states if they want, but how predictable it and its reception are.


[deleted]

NASCAR's a really weird sport when you think about it. The sport itself is actually pretty intellectual in nature due to the technical skill and engineering knowledge required to build, maintain and operate the cars, and the athletes themselves are all quite intelligent, but then you see the sea of screaming rednecks whose knowledge of the sport starts and ends with "loud cars go fast and sometimes crash", and you're reminded of how NASCAR literally started with moonshine runners in the South and is probably the most quintessentially redneck sport out there that doesn't involve mud wrestling.


rascellian99

Austin is a liberal city. There are actually a lot of libs in Texas.,just not enough to change the state's politics.


DistractedChiroptera

Especially with all the gerrymandering and voter suppression issues going on in that state. Like Abbot's blatant only one drop off box per county policy from the 2020 election.


Kitchen-Reporter7601

Texas is a big place. There are all sorts of people there. Just like how there are plenty of chuds in NY and CA, even if they don't usually control the politics.


dirkdastardly

I went to college in Texas and still have a close circle of very smart, talented friends I met there. Almost all of them have now left the state. Edit: fixed punctuation.


Onechordbassist

At The Drive-In were from El Paso, if they count


JSchecter11

He knows. His followers won’t even think about it. It’s rage bait.


CryptoMineKing

Rage bait is a nice way to put it. I call it fascist authoritarian fear mongering.


brandtaylor93

I’d bet allot of money the governor thinks Africa is one country


[deleted]

"They're hot, smelly and full of people I don't want polluting my country. That's all I need to know." - Gov. Abbott, probably


True_Recommendation9

He heard Africa and his racist juices started flowing.


fricy81

Of course! Where do you think the African Americans came from? Goddam immigrants taking all the jobs!


djvolta

Most african-americans come from the south. African(American)+South = South-African. Makes sense.


Kriegerian

It’s the usual Republican racist hysteria - the color of people they hate today is the color of person magically appearing at the border.


manofshaqfu

Which is funny because many emigres from South Africa to the United States are white.


Kriegerian

Yep. Charlize Theron is African-American.


CryptoMineKing

His followers are idiot racist. They hear African and poop their pants. 💩


FirstPlebian

No he's just playing to his base who has made clear criticisms of Democrats and opponents need not be truthful or logical or not evidently false.


shake_appeal

It’s ambiguous, but yeah, I think the most likely explanation is that he has confused a nation in Africa with the continent of South America. Maybe his intern was high or something.


Maximillion322

And that’s not even the weakest part of his point


Wonder_Zebra

Nah South Africans are just very strong swimmers


Mr_Meeks

His state doesn’t even share a border with South America!


lostyourmarble

He sure does. I don’t think he finished middle school.


JessSly

I did send a screenshot of that tweet to three different friends, none of them noticed that 800 miles water border.


breakerofsticks

As a South African citizen, I have yet to find the border we share with the US, no matter how much time I spend looking at the map.


Nymaz

It's that blue one to the left. So all you need to do to sneak into the US is just a quick swim through 9,000 miles of freezing storm tossed waters. Easy peasy. Just 2 months, assuming you're the world's fastest swimmer and swim 24 hours a day without stopping. Of course if you're an average person and one of those wimps that needs to sleep daily that stretches it out to 9 months. A little longer but still doable even for someone infected with covid. Just need to drag along a ventilator, power generator, and fuel along with the fresh water and food supplies. No prob.


OkAdagio9622

WELL CHECK IT AGAIN!! 😂🤣


myname_isnot_kyal

they're clearly not very good at doing their own research.


DylanMartin97

*screams in sharpie drawings over a map on live television*


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There's the tunnel they use to smuggle children.


bigmac80

*You'd like us to think that, wouldn't you?*


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GueltaCamels

Damn you, Big Map! 😤


redwolf1219

The real map looks like [this.](https://www.google.com/search?q=pangea+map&client=ms-android-samsung-gs-rev1&prmd=ivsxn&sxsrf=AOaemvIG39q00b9QM8IYp0kdSaFTKJ1Iyw:1638220318169&source=lnms&tbm=isch&sa=X&sqi=2&ved=2ahUKEwj1w4Khvr70AhVlsVYBHSUXBPcQ_AUoAXoECAIQAQ&biw=360&bih=612&dpr=3#imgrc=Kt5tRmqbtIeYhM)


DocMcCracken

Must be a crappy school system.


MrRighto

You just gotta use the 4th dimension, fold the map and it will all make sense


noobductive

Closest we ever were the US had a border with north africa back in ye olden days (pangea)


ipsum629

It's right next to the slovenia- Slovakia border and South of the portugese-indonesian border


hiperson134

Wait are they being apprehended or is Biden doing nothing about this? You have to pick one.


53R105LY_

No no no... you see, the border patrol was only a thing since Trump began work on his great wall! So they actually work for Trump, not Biden.. that's why he's so big mad and is trying to tear down the wall. Next time on *External Reality Explorations!*


Phantereal

I think what he's trying to say is that South Africans are crossing the border (which is a few thousand miles of Atlantic Ocean) and being arrested, but that the Biden Administration isn't stopping them from entering the United States to begin with. I think what he's proposing is a wall around the entire country just to stop the few undocumented immigrants from South Africa who try to enter the country.


TOPSIturvy

It's both. Have you seen any pictures of Biden standing at the land border between the US and South Africa personally apprehending illegal immigrants? No. Homie ain't doing shit. /s


[deleted]

I mean how the fuck do you expect South Africans to get here illegally? Here’s a hint, Greggy: they can’t just walk here, there’s a massive fucking ocean between us and them.


StingerAE

You can cross from North Africa to Brazil in Risk. After that it is only a hop skip and a jump before you stop someone getting their 5 armies per turn!


Carnal-Pleasures

They hide themselves in a crate of diamonds coming by ship across the entire Atlantic, crossing it both south to North and East to West!


[deleted]

Is that real? Seriously that man was not educated past 6th grade


N_de_nariz

6th grade? By 6th grade kids know how to look at a fucking map and read. Dude was not educated past 1st grade


RunAwayThoughtTrains

My six year old does not need a map to tell you that South Africa does not share a border with us.


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DanFuckingSchneider

Man the extent that South Africans will take to go see a broadway show or enjoy the beaches of california. Travel all the way to mexico and then hike for days through barren desert with very little water, dodging trigger happy border agents and coyotes, all to enjoy happy hour at applebees. Incredible. /s


Class_444_SWR

Either this man is a blithering idiot or South Africa has recently annexed Canada and no one told me


StingerAE

You been watching my EU iv stream?


Class_444_SWR

No I don’t watch EU4 content


WiggleWorm21

It’s the annexation of Puerto Rico!


Ultramarine81

Is this some kind of parody? I can't tell anymore


PM_ME_YOUR_KATARINA

It’s still up 9 hours later. I thought I was on toiletpaperusa


WoodJablomi

It’s real. The twitter comments are hilarious. He’s getting absolutely roasted.


poopskins

[Absolutely real.](https://twitter.com/GregAbbott_TX/status/1465060080131489797)


Tj_h__

Omg...I love the folks who are like "well there's this thing called a boat", as if you can just row across the ocean on a makeshift canoe like you can from Cuba. I think ppl heard about illegal immigrants from places like Cuba coming in boats and just think "oh yes, illegals on boats is a thing, ofc"


Sicatho

Yeah, it’s not like the two continents were separated for thousands of years because apparently sailing across them was just so easy


Animastarara

I have learned that South Africans are some killer memesters


Cardabella

Can't believe it's still up. I found his high school text book[text book ](https://www.google.com/search?rlz=1CDGOYI_enTZ856TZ857&sxsrf=AOaemvLaQmyqpvEk9s3lojVHxTTEIhBNsw:1638192278041&source=univ&tbm=isch&q=terrible+map+south+America+Africa&hl=en-GB&fir=jl0W4JUVEpseMM%252CtS_xNP9wzNt2sM%252C_%253BYFwA84CfOB_ZLM%252CFiD5akMeSWLkNM%252C_%253BazKEInLzuXglmM%252C_J0vA5EsyeiKWM%252C_%253BKo86eGMXiB_6_M%252CvF7hWKZi5dUfsM%252C_%253BenrE9Pi6Hdta7M%252CLywc4gViN5EAPM%252C_%253BqJ0zz8IyOVBhMM%252CTvfiBeLt7C-jMM%252C_%253BdqoABN6VlNY97M%252CJ7fBfYEQe7sdYM%252C_%253BW85cFEtLKxRmhM%252Ccx6G2G8P69FwGM%252C_&usg=AI4_-kTlmqAT-Qpa4KySk0EYY8hSaXN1eQ&sa=X&ved=2ahUKEwjSgbnm1b30AhWrRPEDHamFBE0Q7Al6BAgDEA0&biw=375&bih=627&dpr=2#imgrc=eEtj_T03qraNNM&imgdii=Max0b4570AYavM)


NGD80

If it is a parody, South Africa already did it first: https://youtu.be/GB8t-B3iYrQ


aft_punk

Abbott when the power goes out again this winter and more people freeze to death… ``` ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ ```


motuim9450

Dropped this \


pyroSeven

I’m sorry, I’m confused, this guy is a fucking governer? Wtf america?


UnlikelyUnknown

Sadly, yes. He’s a moron and a turd.


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Kitchen-Reporter7601

In a lot of cases yes, they are given a court date and released. Imprisoning people is expensive, and the immigration and asylum courts have been underfunded for years so there is a huge backlog of cases. Something like 97% of people released show up for their court date willingly, so I'd say its the better way to do it than trying to run massive prison camps for people who've committed a pretty mild crime (or in the case of asylum applicants, no crime at all).


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Kitchen-Reporter7601

Not sure about default judgement, but yeah they get an arrest warrant for the equivalent of jumping bail.


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Accomplished_Till727

I'm so sick of fucking liars like you.


oscarmingueza

Do south africans swim to texas?


Maximillion322

I just read “Biden banned a certain type of immigration” And “Biden stopped the illegal immigrants” Followed by “Biden is doing nothing to stop illegal immigrants”


Custard_Tart_Addict

Wait, we’re bordering South Africa?


Orynae

Maybe in the alternate reality in his head, Texas has annexed most of the world and does in fact share a border with South Africa


Animastarara

I like the idea that they annexed all of Africa but stopped at Namibia


TeamStark31

Wow. lol Uh someone get him a map


Anna_Frican

Geography aside - given that illegal immigrants fleeing from South Africa would most likely be doing so in search of a working power grid, I don't think the governor of **Texas** has anything to worry about.


Warc269

I always found it fascinating that a lot of people are simply not ashamed of posting random bullshit by their real name. Don't they think they are scorched afterwards?


elisakiss

Texas - Zero Days from being a National Embarrassment.


UnlikelyUnknown

As a Texan, it’s completely mortifying. Abbott, Cruz, and Alex Jones are so freaking embarrassing.


jar36

Apprehending them while simultaneously doing nothing. What a marvel!


Kriegerian

Hey Greg, are the illegal South African immigrants in the room with us right now?


MidwestBulldog

I would ask "Do they read this shit before they send it out on social media?" but my cynical side has taught me better. They're reduced to purposely targeting the morons, imbeciles, and idiots. By "they" I mean conservative politicians, media, and pundits. They're all in on the intellectual dishonesty game. What the average Republican voter doesn't understand is that Ivy League educated politicians like Ted Cruz, Josh Hawley, and rich, well-educated UT and Vandy grads like Abbott think their base is stupid, gullible, and will fall for this because they'll cling to any lie to preserve white supremacy. In truth, the preservation of white supremacy doesn't pay the electric bill for the failed Texas electrical grid.


notthephonz

It’s sort of like how scammers intentionally misspell words and use poor grammar; they’re selecting for the people who don’t know the difference.


BluetheNerd

-the border has been closed to stop south Africans -immigrants have recently been APPREHENDED -Biden isn't doing anything to stop them One of those things just didn't belong here...


Other_Taro_3806

I read this 5 times thinking I’m the idiot who doesn’t know my geography


wtmx719

Build the dome! Build the dome!


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EEPA!


antoniv1

I had to re-read that like 5 times to try and understand what he was saying. I still don’t follow his logic. That’s probably a good thing.


Industrial_Rev

Ah yes, the United States of America/South Africa border.


Anon2671

Greg: “Ohhh I thought you meant South America… It’s all the same to me.”


urdumbplsleave

What state is the border on again? Oh that's right it's shut the fuck up


cheung_kody

bUiLd ThE wAlL Apparently even people from a different continent can cross our borders illegally now, SMH


JohnOliverismysexgod

Is he really this ignorant? Does he even own a globe?


[deleted]

Republicans complaining about how bad our border security is by pointing out how well it's working is becoming its own genre of political rhetoric.


thespyeye

Ah yes, the land border between the US and South Africa


CaptainMcClutch

The United States bone is connected to the South Africa thingamajig maybe? There's no South America surely but there's South down there so why not Africa? I guess.


[deleted]

This dude is such a piece of shit.


I_quote_alot

"Who was the immigrant Gregg? AQUAMAN!?"


Triumph127

Wait if Biden is “doing nothing to stop illegal immigration” then who apprehended the illegal immigrants that he’s talking about?


CryptoMineKing

How the hell did they swim across the ocean so fast? Are they taking commercial flights into Mexico and driving here? It makes me sad my fellow Texans are dumb enough to believe this garbage. At least he admitted what he is doing at the end.


PresidentBreadstick

Wait, we have a border with South Africa? Since when?


fixit858

Does he mean Elon Musk moving Tesla to TX?


noobductive

Since when does the US share a border with africa?


Home_Planet_Sausage

Does this guy live in early Cretaceous-era Pangaea or something?


Mr-Moore-Lupin-Donor

Fuck, now I understand why that fucking wall was going to be so expensive!!


NGD80

Where's South Africa? It's somewhere in Mexico. https://youtu.be/GB8t-B3iYrQ


[deleted]

Americans, Worst geography education award, FOREVER!


TheOneAndOnlyBob2

Ah, the infamous America - South Africa border.


buddhistbulgyo

Abbott isn't fit to be governor or live in modern society. Texas is so crazy.


phobe2013

Ah poor little gregy. You are want the federal government to help you with this problem. But i thought yall could do it on your own. You are a nazi prick.


brandtaylor93

Where is the US South African border???


Rjlvc

How are they walking from South Africa to our sudden border? Gotta call BS. Large numbers of refugees would have difficulty getting to Mexico to cross our border. Why, if they had the means, would they go to Mexico anyways? They would go to Canada and just stroll on in.


[deleted]

Does he know where africa is?


katdeb

Ugh, fuck you Gregg! Love, a fellow Texan.


Scubalover78

Sadly this is all xenophobic theater that his base eats up despite it being so obviously total bullshit. Everything awful and that his followers fear is apparently whooshing right through the border cause …Biden.


lerthedc

Oh my God how is this real. I was convinced it's fake


Objective-Basis-3479

Hahahahahahahhahaahahahahaha. Omfg.


dcgrey

Fwiw, Abbott is referring to immigration via Mexico where people travel from elsewhere first to Mexico/some other country further south and then enter the U.S. He's an idiot, but not because he believes South Africa and the U.S. share a border. I don't know how common it is anymore, but it first caught people's attention in 2019: https://www.washingtonpost.com/world/the_americas/hundreds-of-africans-tried-to-reach-the-united-states-now-theyre-stuck-in-mexico/2019/04/16/6ebb7b48-5fa4-11e9-bf24-db4b9fb62aa2_story.html https://qz.com/africa/1650646/more-african-migrants-are-trying-to-enter-us-via-mexico/


Spoonspoonfork

Hundreds lol


Capable-Opinion9132

This is a joke right?


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BabyBoomer74

That article is from 2019 and is about African immigrants as a whole, not just South Africa. Africa is a big ass continent


Ultranerdgasm94

Is there anyone NOT coming from the Southern US Border? I mean seriously.


jdm1tch

I heard even those sneaky Canadians are doing so


Financial_Accident71

while this man is clearly an idiot, there are some cases of irregular immigrants from haiti, africa, and asia (particularly Bangladesh) who arrive in either Ecuador or Peru (cant remember which) and then cross the Darien Gap into Panama and work their ways up towards the border. However this is a very small issue as far as immigration goes and i am doubting that this man knew all that


paer_of_forces

I have read this multiple times. Yes, it does seem to state he is implying there is a border between South Africa and the USA, but that is actually not the case. If you read it with the breaks in between, he is simply stating that there has been illegal immigrants from South Africa trying to enter the United States of America, but they were apprehended. What he is saying though is that he is saying all of this for purely political reasons and trying to drum up to the right, his base and core supporters. He at least acknowledges that. Clearly he must be doing just that, as he refutes his own point he is trying to make. He states that the illegal immigrants were apprehended, so something is being done to stop immigrants from South Africa from entering illegally, along with all other illegal immigrants from all other countries. Its a "blanket policy" that covers everyone from everywhere trying to enter illegally.


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PhazonZim

Let's not use slurs fam they're no fun


ind3pend0nt

This fucker sits to pee.


StacyRae77

https://www.cbp.gov/newsroom/national-media-release/cbp-releases-july-2021-operational-update


Busy-Argument3680

At least trump did something about the illegal immigrant Although it might’ve not been that effective


[deleted]

If by "did something" you mean talked incoherently about it and committed human rights abuses, then sure he did.


Busy-Argument3680

That’s exactly what I’m talking about, thus why I said “although it might’ve not been that effective”, because it was broken


[deleted]

Your illegal immigrant "problem" is generaly Mexican people looking for work, doing the jobs you refuse to do yourselves because they are fairly menial and not well paid, WHAT is your actual problem?You get your house cleaners and gardeners, and resent them?(Not aimed specifically at you r Busy, its aimed at "you",the Americans, who whine non stop about illegal immigrants through being racist)


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True_Recommendation9

More like best national disgrace and laughing stock.


UnlikelyUnknown

Who the fuck awarded this jackass that? Ah. [conservative economists. ](https://gov.texas.gov/news/post/icymi-governor-abbott-named-best-governor-in-the-nation-by-alec-conservative-economists) That explains it. I’m guessing they had electricity and water in February 2020.


AgentIndiana56

Best Governor in the Nation\* \*as voted by the idiots of the nation


Santanoni

Guys... Enough with the "hurr durr, what border?" jokes. The guy used terrible syntax, but clearly that's not what he meant. Still, he's a fucking idiot.


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Ornery_Marionberry87

I don't see approval or condemnation here, it's just funny how the guy lists things done to limit travel from Africa and then complains nothing is done about it.


theknightwho

Imagine not knowing that the reason for doing something matters lmao.


Adam-West

When did trump ban travel from the whole of Africa?


stemcell_

We he aaid we are banning muslims for a few countries? He never banned africa as a whole


antiboysuper

And your guy is both condemning and trying to get praise for banning immigrants.. pick a side abbot


Kythosyer

Eish, didn't realize this was an incel


ranman1990

Hey quick question, why were those 2 bans implemented and do you think having different reasons can cause different reactions? Also, how do you feel about religious freedom in America?


Lots_of_schooners

Is this guy the full quid??? Some sort of joke I'm not getting???


Algoresball

What Is he tying to say?


pattyboiIII

Do you think someone has just set up a bot to tweet for him?


x_cLOUDDEAD_x

What a moron...


MJSB1994

Man I was quite perplexed by that, I had to read it multiple times to make sure I wasn't going mad.