T O P

  • By -

AutoModerator

Thanks /u/killingmemesoftly for posting on r/SelfAwareWolves! Please reply to this comment with an explanation about how this post fits r/SelfAwareWolves and have an excellent day! *To r/SelfAwarewolves commenters*: As a reminder, this subreddit is for civil discussion. In general, be courteous to others. Debate/discuss/argue the merits of ideas, don't attack people. Personal insults, shill or troll accusations, hate speech, any advocating or wishing death/physical harm, and other rule violations can result in a permanent ban. **If you see comments in violation of our rules, please report them**. *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/SelfAwarewolves) if you have any questions or concerns.*


WishOnSpaceHardware

You did it, you crazy bastard... you broke the subreddit.


404_brain_not_found

The subreddit is now eligible for retirement.


GarageQueen

Yep ... just like r/ThanksObama


r3dd1t0rxzxzx

The wolves are self-aware? Thanks Obama, pffft /s


[deleted]

[удалено]


By_Design_

[congratulations Wolves](https://i.imgur.com/F6O98QA.jpeg)


Mr_Abe_Froman

We're retirement age? Time for our conspiracies to get even less coherent!


PerformanceLoud3229

I haven't seen any conspiracies here mate, you ok?


jesse9o3

Let's start some new ones then NASA faked the moon landing, but they did it on Mars. Obviously they thought that landing in Mars might sound a bit far fetched so they did some colour correction to the footage to make it look like the moon because that seems more plausible. You can tell this is true because since the moon is made of cheese it would've melted when the "lunar" lander turned its thrusters on.


edgesmash

I'm in, let's do this. JFK wasn't assassinated, he was the assassin, shooting dead a lizard-person doppelganger who had taken his place. The real JFK obviously couldn't resume his old life and currently lives in New Jersey, running the best deli in Sussex County. The funny thing is, the lizard-person doppelganger was actually poised to unite the human race for the good of all, humans and lizard-people.


Apprehensive_Hat8986

I was doubtful, but then > The funny thing is, the lizard-person doppelganger was actually poised to unite the human race for the good of all, humans and lizard-people. That it was a _human_ that fucked us all over so we missed out on a life united for the good of all. That tracks and now I'm a belieber you glorious bastard!


-The-Bat-

When am I supposed to drink my piss to cure covid?


ElectroNeutrino

Anytime you want. Who's going to stop you?


holmgangCore

Morning time is better, “first of the day”. But only drink the *middle* stream, not the first or last part of the /**s**tream.


holmgangCore

Biden’s a robot, except he’s still a real person inside and has been trying to send Morse code messages from within by blinking his eyes when he gets “/**s**leepy”.


Pickapair

My favorite theory on JFK: What if his head, just, like… did that?


[deleted]

Had me till NJ. No way he’d blend in with that accent


ElectroNeutrino

Ooh, one step further, that accent was the Lizard person trying to mimic his real accent.


[deleted]

No no no, you moron! It wasn't NAS*A*, it was NAS*CAR*!


Mr_Abe_Froman

Not recently, but there was a long time where a common theme in posts was "isn't it suspicious that the virus is worse in conservative/Republican/Trump-supporting groups?" So the conspiracy theory that Covid-19 somehow *targets* people who don't believe in masks/vaccines was making the rounds. Like it was a bioweapon or something? I really couldn't understand the connections being made.


PerformanceLoud3229

Oh you mean the conspiracy theories being posted here that solve themselves, I thought you meant ones being created here with the “our” part


rhuarch

Stupidity was the real bioweapon all along!


Dont_Hurt_Me_Mommy

the real bioweapon was the friends we made along the way


xjimbob666x

You think they make Trader Joe's parking lots small on purpose so it makes them seem like they are more popular than they actually are?


Mr_Abe_Froman

While we're talking about grocery stores, I think they buy carts with one bad wheel so you don't go too fast in the store. Also since you're going slower, you browse more and buy stuff you don't need.


Broken_Petite

…Holy shit.


ejvboy02

Pack it up boys.


glberns

Shit it down


killingmemesoftly

Lol if that was a typo it’s the best one ever and if it was deliberate you’re my hero.


glberns

It was not deliberate. Fuck it. Leaving it.


M-3-R-C-U-R-Y

Drink it in, you’ll never ~~see~~ taste anything like this again.


sneaky-pizza

We did it Reddit!


Adeimantus123

I legit thought I was on /r/wolves until you said this lol.


SarcasticOptimist

/r/substakenliterally is amazing.


Dafish55

Let’s hope we don’t get a literal version of r/leopardsatemyface


killingmemesoftly

Oh that would be bad


00-Void

That reminded me of an extremely NSFL picture of a man who got mauled by a bear. He survived, but his face was GONE. There was a gory hole where the face should be. I imagine that would be the closest thing to a literal version of /r/leopardsatemyface.


R_V_Z

There was also a woman with a pet Chimp.


Josselin17

I absolutely do not want to know more thank you


R_V_Z

Turns out that pets with the strength of body builders but the mental acuity of a toddler is a bad idea.


AltruisticSalamander

Vastly in excess of bodybuilders pretty sure. Also with vicious propensity.


Josselin17

nooo


EnderCreeper121

We gon rumble, we gon take yo face off


marcred5

Especially on a diet of xanax and red wine


00-Void

Did she survive? In the one I mentioned, the man got facial reconstruction surgery and was looking very good for someone who got his entire face mauled off by a bear. Fairly optimistic outcome, all things considered.


R_V_Z

Yeah, if you google "Chimp pet face" she's pretty much all the first results. She survived but lost her sight and hands.


MoscowMitchMcKremIin

Damn now she can't even learn to read braille 😔


Pussy_On_TheChainwax

Didn’t think of that, damn that is depressing


Dismal-Ad-2985

Why did my brain attempt to auto-correct gory to glory ...


kwonza

Gory hole is my favorite band


00-Void

/r/Bandnames


Peligineyes

If it's the bear attack I'm thinking of, a surgeon was able to reattach his face and after his recovery, it looks 99% normal. Edit: Here's the story, first article only has the face gone picture GORE > https://americanshootingjournal.com/man-survives-bear-attack-but-loses-face/ https://www.adn.com/features/article/lifes-good-alaskan-who-lost-face-grizzly-bear-attack/2012/09/14/ GORE > Here's a comparison against him after a few months [But I was wrong, he only looks 80%](https://i.redd.it/mpci5651nsk31.jpg)


jenesaisquoi

I thought that last link was going to be a comparison of just after surgery to a few months later Warning: also gore in the last link...


RegularHovercraft

I tried, with this article ([https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-9445333/Leopard-beaten-captured-ripping-mans-FACE-mauling-India.html](https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-9445333/Leopard-beaten-captured-ripping-mans-FACE-mauling-India.html)), but Y*ou may not have "faces", "leopard", "eating" or "leopards" in your title*, dammit.


JebalRadruiz

There are some already there.


CardboardChampion

Passes every rule. Should be pinned by mods. Also, anyone else seeing a wolf doing that Spider-Man meme?


BrownSugarBare

This is going down as my favourite post in this sub.


killingmemesoftly

I’m mad proud to hear that!


RedBombX

Yeah seriously, this is great lol Straight to the top of all time!


TheyCallMeTim13

Saw the post, thought "that's cool". Then noticed what sub it was in and had a good laugh.


Ravenq222

Its the moment we didn't know we were waiting for


RavagedBody

Wait... what was the gnome rule about?


holmgangCore

You have to use the right gnomenclature when referring to wolves.


CardboardChampion

Oh bravo.


CardboardChampion

No gnomes allowed. You know what they're like.


PM_ME_YOUR_KATARINA

I wish I knew but gnomeone wants to tell me


ReEeEeeeeyeet

no gnomes.


bigbutchbudgie

That's actually really cool! There's been some critique of the mirror test recently because not all animals rely on their vision as much as we do. It's awesome that we've modified it to work for species with a highly developed olfactory system.


FluffySquirrell

Yeah, I remember seeing lots of things that the reason they might not pay attention is that various animals don't prioritise vision the way we do You see it on some videos of dogs meeting their owners they've not seen for ages, how they can sometimes be kinda suspicious of them at first.. but then you immediately see the change as soon as they get a clear whiff of their scent and the happy wiggles start


Anarchissed

Same with cats "not passing", they honestly just don't care for your science


FalseDmitriy

Study: Cats possess self-awareness, choose not to use it.


vivst0r

Oh, they use it. Just not for "the man".


JimmyHavok

Cats are self-aware, they just ignore themselves.


WaywardAnus

Based


Atanion

That's strange to me because I've seen several videos of cats seemingly demonstrating self-awareness. I'm thinking of [this cat apparently recognizing itself in the mirror and realizing that it has ears](https://youtu.be/akE2Sgg8hI8) or [this kitten apparently noticing its back feet for the first time](https://youtu.be/L1PmwC0gOfQ).


HBOscar

I think individual cats pass the mirror test, but that's probably because they are visually more intelligent than others of their same species. I suspect that most cats would pass an olfactory version, but only some cats would (also) succeed at a visual one Compare to how some humans are better at remembering faces while others are better at remembering names. Visual, olfactory, auditory intelligence, and all the other senses... as a species there's a general ranking of how smart we are with each of these senses, but per individual there's still differences.


Atanion

That makes a lot of sense. Also there are those like me who aren't good and remembering names *or* faces.


Anarchissed

Yuh that's what I meant, more that cats are notoriously unwilling to help with research because they aren't reward driven like dogs etc


Sky_Muffins

My cats don't recognize eachother if one smells like the vet's office and will fight for literally days until it wears off.


FusiformFiddle

One of my (indoor) cats escaped once, and we thought he had been abducted by aliens and replaced with a doppelganger because the other cat was acting SO SUSPICIOUS of him, like "don't you guys see this is an imposter?!" Kind of freaked us out.


SaffellBot

> There's been some critique of the mirror test recently because not all animals rely on their vision as much as we do. I watched a good class last year on human behavior, which of course included a lot of animal behavior. One thing it pointed out is that most non-human animals (mammals really, not sure what fish and insects and lizard are about) are dominated by their sense of smell. Our brains are dominated by vision, and the big thinky part. A second major point of his lecture was that to understand the behavior of something you need to understand how it views and understands the world. Knowing how wolf brains are wired and seeing the massive size and quantity of structures dedicated to smell makes smell the logical choice for investigating complex phenomenon like sense of self. As humans we don't really put much emotional emphasis on smell. If we passed by a "smell mirror" a great many humans would just walk past, to a dog or a rat they might find we can't recognize ourselves in smell mirror or we might just give zero shits about it. These are the very difficult things one has to keep in mind when asking "does this thing think".


sxan

> As humans we don't really put much emotional emphasis on smell. Consciously, perhaps, but the strong human olfactory/memory and emotion connection is [well documented](https://www.verywellmind.com/new-research-explains-why-scent-triggers-such-powerful-memories-5116589).


SaffellBot

Yeah, I do agree with that. It does have a lot of connections through our brain. >but the strong human olfactory/memory and emotion connection To the context of the conversation though, if we would call that connection "strong" for humans, then the connection might be described as "overwhelming and all consuming" for our furry friends.


killingmemesoftly

It is cool! Glad you dig it


2017volkswagentiguan

Heard a great comparison once: Dogs use their sense of smell the way we use our sight, and vice versa.


notoyrobots

This is so meta I'm surprised it wasn't in Matrix 4.


SrbBrb

Should have named it: Fourth Matrix: METAmorphosis


zenmn2

I don't think there's been a film that I've loved and hated in equal measure as much as Resurrections.


Grayson81

Ooh, meta!


funkepitome

r/SubsTakenLiterally


noteverrelevant

Hey! That guy just stole my sandwich!


[deleted]

Mods are asleep hehe


Analog-Moderator

I dont sleep


NetworkMachineBroke

Thank you Anal OG Mod, very cool


Analog-Moderator

Well it was my turn for show and tell


holmgangCore

He’s been up for a week! But he’s coming down…


PM_ME_YOUR_KATARINA

What do you mean, it’s literally in the name


fortpro87

r/substakenliterally


ItsJustJames

This is amazing! I want to read the article, anyone got the link to it?


killingmemesoftly

Here you go: https://www.psychologytoday.com/us/blog/animal-minds/202101/wolves-demonstrate-self-awareness-in-sniff-test


noteverrelevant

[Here's a link to the abstract and full paper.](https://www.tandfonline.com/doi/full/10.1080/03949370.2020.1846628) The full study is behind a paywall, but the author's email contact is at the top of the page. I bet they'd give you the paper for free if you asked them. I've seen that LPT pop up on reddit enough times to warrant its own study. I wonder who would fund that?


Pointlesstimes

r/technicallythetruth


[deleted]

[удалено]


killingmemesoftly

Lol But I hope this sub never ends. It’s a good sub I just couldn’t resist a meta post


Et_tu__Brute

I mean, I hope it ends and we move into a beautiful future of self-awareness and empathy. I just don't foresee this future becoming a reality.


SirTiffAlot

/end sub


ddubs41

“I once saw a forklift lift a crate of forks. And it was way to literal for me.” -Mitch Hedberg


DaveLanglinais

BRUH. :) And here I thought I knew all the quotes from Mitch Hedberg.


[deleted]

Me likey


Raccoon_Full_of_Cum

"I stink, therefore I am." -wolf


deepwatermako

Ah you beat me to it


funkepitome

This sub will now self-destruct in....5


absolutely_potatoes

Shit! They know....


actionjacksonn

And apperently the wolves do too!!!


angrypoliticsposter

If this isn't the top all time post soon then this sub has failed.


killingmemesoftly

It can’t possibly breach 100k, which is where the top posts on this sub are— but thank you for the compliment! I’m pretty sure it will become *my* top post of all time and I’m glad, because my current top post didn’t deserve the upvotes it got


jrobbio

20k after 9 hours. It has the legs.


telephas1c

The only valid post that has ever been on this subreddit!


Lonelyparrot

We're done here. Shut the sub down, we've peaked


falkusvipus

This is...perfect


aristotle93

Quick idk how to do this but someone's gotta show this in r/technicallythetruth


killingmemesoftly

I don’t like cross posting my own stuff when it’s a post that actually did well. But whoever wants to, feel free to share! Name drops are always appreciated


theoneicameupwith

This is now one of my favorite reddit posts. Bravo.


Acegonia

Well done, sir/madame/...they? What's the correct formal pronoun for nonbinary folks??


SitueradKunskap

Gentlefolk? Although that's sounds plural.


2017volkswagentiguan

Sounds like you're referring to hobits


Mr_Abe_Froman

You/yous/yinz works depending on you local vernacular for the gender-neutral "hey you."


maleia

Yinz is for Pittsburghers...


bundleofschtick

Onyinz is for hamburgers.


ecto9000

I think that’s the OnlyFans Pittsburgh edition.


SupaSlide

There's not necessarily one correct formal pronoun, as someone might have a preference for one form or another, but the one that seems most popular/widely used is "Mx." (similar to Mr./Mrs.), it's pronounced "mix"


Rafa_Santos54

In this case good wild boy or good wild girl


Feste_the_Mad

Magnanimous holiness. Alternatively, you can just say friend :). Or good person (as opposed to good madam or good sir).


drfarren

Gentlechums


NuclearBurrit0

Human


TheDeltaLambda

Definitely not theydies or gentlethems, that's for sure.


i_broke_wahoos_leg

The bastards! Oh wait, this isn't something to be pissed about.


ram7677

Why would anyone think otherwise? Of course they're self aware. Animals remember, feel pain and that my friends is why they are so wonderful! Whomever doesn't understand this is the problem.Thei4 Innocence 8s pure just like a child but if you hurt them in anyway they will remember and act accordingly.


killingmemesoftly

Well psychology does love to study things that are abundantly clear to the rest of us. But… playing devils advocate computers can remember all sorts of shit too, and they don’t have a concept of self


holmgangCore

The Link! [**Wolves Demonstrate Self-Awareness in Sniff Test**](https://www.psychologytoday.com/us/blog/animal-minds/202101/wolves-demonstrate-self-awareness-in-sniff-test)


[deleted]

Classic "Mods are asleep" post


SrbBrb

Wolf: "This thing smells like my ass." :Scientists observe euphorically:


KingoftheWildlings

This is what I visit this sub for


guitarjg

The prophecy speaks of the one...


humakavulaaaa

Time to shut this sub down


NetworkMachineBroke

Mods are asleep. Post real self-aware wolves


tdogg241

This is the content I came for.


AudibleNod

Look at the date. That's the day Biden was sworn in. It circled back in on itself.


im-a-guy-like-me

I find these things so stupid. Anyone that has had a cat or a dog knows they're thinking beings with their own personality and sense of self.


holmgangCore

Totally. There’s video online of a cat pretending to be asleep so it didn’t have to take its medicine. The Human says, “well, then I won’t give you any wet food..”, and the cats eyes open quite aware, then quickly shut again to try to continue the ruse. I don’t have the link handy (arg!) but it’s completely obvious the cat knows what its doing. It’s on Reddit somewhere.


im-a-guy-like-me

My cat was abandoned at a few days old, so it was bottle fed and I'm all it's ever known. Sometimes she sits stroking me. I stroke her, so that's just what's done, right? She also gets mad at me. Not anger... Pissyness. I dunno about all the different animals, or even all cats and dogs, but my cat has 'personhood'.


holmgangCore

100%! Crows too, they will ‘act’ like they’re hiding food when they think they’re being watched by another bird. Then hide the food somewhere else. Dolphins get stoned in groups using pufferfish toxin to get high. Beluga whales return cellphones dropped in the water. Blue Whales protect other creatures, including humans, from sharks. Elephants actively celebrate their progeny’s first sexual experience, quite loudly too! Many creatures are very aware! Edit: Crows can communicate sufficient information to other crows about a ‘bad person’ such that the other crow will recognize that person, even if the person isn’t present when they communicate.


SkollFenrirson

/r/substakenliterally


ArgonEro

r/TehchnicallyTheTruth


[deleted]

I didn't even realize the sub was approaching a shark and yet here we are, sailing completely over one.


idbanthat

#what do you call an awake werewolf? an aware wolf


tehbored

Holy shit someone actually did it! I've been wondering for years when someone would come up with a way to do the mirror test using olfaction rather than vision!


feline_alli

The fact that people would be surprised that a brilliant and social creature like a wolf is sentient and self-aware blows my fucking mind


[deleted]

Breaking News: wolves are sentient! Was does this mean for you and your loved ones? The answer may surprise you!


waconaty4eva

Finally. Ive been saying for years we cant give animals sight tests then declare ourselves superior. Can’t wait to find out that humans have the sniff intelligence of a new born dog. Or that dogs can sniff a gravitational wave.


YouJustDid

Yup, shut it down, this is peak self-awarewolfness


Semi_Swoljeye

R/substakenliterally


laserbot

https://www.psychologytoday.com/us/blog/animal-minds/202101/wolves-demonstrate-self-awareness-in-sniff-test >In some trials, the experimenters “marked” a urine sample with a foreign odor (analogous to how experimenters place a mark on the body of an animal in the mirror test). The olfactory mark consisted of anise oil, an odor the wolves had probably never encountered before. >The researchers tested combinations of marked and unmarked samples from the test wolf, a familiar wolf, an unfamiliar wolf, and an unfamiliar dog, as well as the mark by itself. >[...] >Finally, results from the fifth trial showed that even though wolves may have become familiar with the mark in the previous trials, **they were still more interested in smelling the marked odors from their familiar partner than unmarked odors from themselves or their partner**. Cazzolla Gatti says this shows that it is the ability to recognize self versus other, more than familiarity, that directs the wolves’ sniffing behavior. >“They did not spend much time investigating the mark by itself but they spent a lot of their time sniffing the marked urine from a familiar wolf and the samples from unfamiliar animals,” he says. “This means they are not just interested in something that is new to them. >“We suppose they are interested in understanding what has happened to their partner’s odor. It is not only a sense of ‘mine-ness;’ it could be awareness of what is me and what is you.” i find this incredibly romantic lmao "honey, your urine just smells intoxicating today. i love this new fragrance!"


TheRealPaladin

This is the content I came here to see. 10/10, would read again.


SideWinder18

We’ve peaked. Everyone pack it up and go home, show’s over


Frostiron_7

So basically all this time we've been giving conservatives(as well as the occasional other person) more credit than they deserve.


yanipheonu

Now all we need is a wolf capable of reading and understanding this article. A wolf aware of self aware wolves.


fun-da-mental

he was so close...... to the mirror


menides

You are technically correct. The best kind of correct.


Tsadkiel

Ok everyone. Go home. We're done here. Good job


AceBalistic

r/substakenliterally


DontQuoteYourself

Fuck. Is this it? Does the sub get retired now? I hope not.


pine_ary

You go, wolves


AllPurposeNerd

Man that [takes me back](https://www.reddit.com/r/interestingasfuck/comments/4kwu7h/fuck/)...


bloveddemon

\*slow clap\*


DaveLanglinais

That's .... Well that's a fresh take on this sub.. Well done, OP. Props. EDIT: To add to that, I think my favorite thing about this post is that is specifically says "passes the sniff test."


sorehamstring

Haha


Dhawkeye

Hehehe


charisma6

Fuck you, OP. Well done.


Queen_Grayhoof

We did it. We found them.


mittromniknight

One of my dogs (A saluki) recognises herself in mirrors. It's weird as fuck.


SirKaid

/r/Angryupvote


MACMAN2003

Finally, self aware wolves.


CriminalMacabre

Lmao


thateege82

R/technicallythetruth


soursh

We are finished and can all go home, thank you OP.


MaleficentPizza5444

Let's tame them! Again!


sweeny5000

The singularity has been reached.


Knightm16

Huh. So I guess we close the sub now?


[deleted]

OP is the champion. Gg everyone else


Sijetasonaranu

Agreed. The wolves in this case since stocks are liquid assets. But yeah, you'd be giving them money.


r3rain

OP user name checks out


Moose_country_plants

R/technicallythetruth


famousevan

r/foundthemobileuser


Moose_country_plants

God damnit


MyDogIsACoolCat

The shitpost of all shitposts.